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Satan: You guys ever think about having a kid? Gary Bunda: No. Troy: Down here? Gary Bunda: Absolutely not. Troy: [to Satan] You out of your mind? Gary Bunda: [whimpering] Every day, no warmth, no hope. Troy: That'd be the worst thing I could ever do. Gary Bunda: [whimpering] Be surrounded by monsters. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Gary, Troy, and Satan relaxing on a sailboat ride] Troy: Ooh, it sure is nice to get out of the office for the day, sir. Gary Bunda: It's like the south of France, except it's a big barf lagoon filled with corpses. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Like, whoa. Lookit down there. [sees a woman at the bar] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [flirts] Me-ouse. Meouse. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Rhoda: You robbed a bank? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Hell, yeah. Rhoda: You boys are wild. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Yes, we are. Rhoda: [laughs] I mean, you boys are like "WILD" wild, you know what I mean? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I mean, completely wild at a wildness, wildy, and I salute you. [They both salute] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Yes, sir. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Rhoda: [to Mouse] What are you celebrating here? Your outstanding gayness? – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [talks about the square guy] My head. That guy was such a dork. We should rob that bank. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Fitz took the square guy to a unknown house apartment] Rectangular Businessman: Wait a second. This isn't Cheese Industries. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: It's about to be. You should take off your shirt. Rectangular Businessman: What? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Just lie down on the bed. Ok, and roll camera. And action. [Fitz gives the square guy the sex doll, but doesn't play with it] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Action. Come on now. Rectangular Businessman: Although this is a comfortable bed. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Kiss it. Rectangular Businessman: I don't think this is Cheese Industries. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Kiss it. Squeeze it. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Hey, why don't you feel around back there and grab me a beer? Rectangular Businessman: But you're driving. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Was driving. Sitting back here with you now. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: You like porno? Rectangular Businessman: Well, uh... Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Look at this. [Fitz shows Square Guy a sex doll] Rectangular Businessman: Um, I don't have any eyes. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Oh, man. Sucks for you. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What do you want? Rectangular Businessman: I have an appointment at Cheese Industries. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: So? Rectangular Businessman: I'd like to hire you to drive me there. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: No talking. Pay. Rectangular Businessman: How much in the world is it? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [serious] Get in. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Shark: How about now? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Yes, how about now? Shark: Yeah, now's good. Before would have been better, but before is over. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Shark: [to Fitz] Drive him to cheese industries. You don't even know where that is. That's why we picked you, because everybody else knows. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Dr. Wang: I'm going to sleep with your wife! – Minoriteam Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: I got a whole vanload of gamer kids just swollen with Mountain Dew, like, right over there. So come on. Let's go. Krampus: [giggles] Gary Bunda: Yeah, yeah. They're right in there. Just way in the back. [Krampus sees no gamer kids in the van] Krampus: GUMPHANICKEL, YOU LIED! Gary Bunda: [shoves Krampus] GET IN THERE! [Gary gets in the van while pointing a middle finger to Krampus] Gary Bunda: [to Claude] GO, GO, GO! BURN IT! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Dizzay: We made a North Carolina vinegar sauce, but it's not holding the brisket together. So what I want to do is make a cool red berm here, you know, to keep the pulled pork out of the vodka. Dizzay: But this says make benches out of coleslaw. How the hell you make a bench out of a coleslaw? Satan (Darren): Just do it. Satan wills it. [possibly referring to Kip the Real Satan] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Dizzay: What happened to Gary and Troy? Satan (Darren): Oh, uh, they, uh, were both eating Chinese food and running, and they both tripped and chopsticks went up their nose at the same time. [Dizzay makes a worried concern expression that he already knows what Satan done to them] Dizzay: Oh. Okay. Satan (Darren): Yeah. Dizzay: Alright. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Troy: Your secret is totally safe with me, sir, but what are we gonna do about Gary? He's gonna blab to everybody. You know that he will. Gary Bunda: Hey, Darren, what's up? Listen, it was mind blowing watching you bow down to that big fat guy. I was just like, "What is even happening here," you know? Satan (Darren): Yeah, it was pretty crazy. Gary Bunda: But it's kind of nice 'cause it's like I can relax around you, you know? Satan (Darren): [chuckles] I'll bet, yeah. [to Gary and Troy] You guys like Chinese? Gary Bunda: Oh. [asian accent] Me rike Chinese. [cuts to the next scene where Gary and Troy get brutally bruised up while having chopsticks into one of their noses by Satan] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Satan (Darren): Oh! You did it, Kip! They're both in the slush! [laughs] Real Satan (Kip): DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, DARREN! I AM NOW SATAN! ALL OF YOU BOW DOWN BEFORE ME! Satan (Darren): Yeah, Kip. Uh, Satan. H-Hail Satan. Real Satan (Kip): Build for me this barbecue pork canyon with vodka stream at once! Satan (Darren): Whatever you want. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Real Satan: Oh, now, Eric, where are you trotting off to? Eric: [slowly backs away] Come on, Satan. I mean, you should do it. It's all for your glory, right? Real Satan: Well, why would I do that and get blown to bits? That doesn't make any... [The Real Satan uses his demon powers to throw Eric off the cliff by falling into a lake of green slush] Real Satan: [laughs] Oh, look at that! He's -- [screams] [The Real Satan gets bumped by Kip's belly making him also fall into a lake of green slush] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Satan (Darren) was about to press the plunger to merge circles until he changed his mind] Satan (Darren): Uh, I'd like to have Gary, uh, come up and do it. Gary, come on up. Gary Bunda: I don't want to do it. [runs away] Satan (Darren): GET YOUR ASS UP HERE! Gary Bunda: I won't do it! Satan (Darren): TROY! Troy: I got to get something! [runs away also] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: Troy and I set up the explosives, so they're gonna go off right underneath the plunger. All systems are go, Darren. Satan (Darren): What? Gary Bunda: Is it cool with you, Dar, if I call you Dar? Short for Darren. Satan (Darren): No. Gary Bunda: 'Cause the real Satan's here. Darren. Satan (Darren): I'm... [struggling to pull Gary's dick off] Gary Bunda: No, don't pull it off. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: [to Kip] Hi, I'm Gary. And I don't have a business card but I do have this napkin all covered with honey mustard, and it's got my name on it so you can remember it. Gary Bunda: And I will take down a rack of ribs right in front of you if you want me to. Kip: Actually, in Gluttony, we devour our own excrement. Is that something you'd be interested in, or... Gary Bunda: No. Kip: Sure? Gary Bunda: No, it's disgusting. Kip: I'll call you if you are inter-- Gary Bunda: You know what? Actually, let me just -- I don't have a lot of these. [shows a bunch of napkins smeared with honey mustard] So, thank you. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Satan (Darren): You know what's gonna happen now? You see all this slush? All of this is about to be our circle. We're gonna be swimming in this stuff. Troy: I'll tell you what you do. You just go kill Eric and you take over his circle. You'd beat Treachery at his own game. Satan (Darren): I like it. I'm in. [cuts to the next scene where Troy tells Eric that Satan gonna kill him] Troy: Darren's gonna kill you tonight. Eric: I knew that. I also knew that you would come blabbing to me about it. Troy: Still though. Pretty treacherous. Yeah, I just thought I'd show you how I'd be perfect for your inner circle. Eric: Well, we prize loyalty above all. Eric: [laughs] I'm kidding. You got a card? Troy: Oh! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: [drunk] Well, what are we gonna do, Darren? Satan (Darren): I said to call me Satan! Gary Bunda: [drunk] It may be the pee-pee talking, but I'm telling how it is. Satan (Darren): Shut up. Shut up. Gary Bunda: [drunk] And if I'm gonna be sitting all day with a bunch of people who are not who they say they are, then I'm gonna have some appetizers. Satan (Darren): [to Bartender] Cut him off, alright? [The Bartender takes Gary's drink away from him] Gary Bunda: [drunk] Oh, whoa. Satan (Darren): [to Bartender] Give it back to him. It'll be worse. Gary Bunda: [drunk] Might as well just order some appetizers. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago

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