Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #191

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Claude:
Let me show you the cool way to masturbate, Hollywood-style. You know what I mean? Everybody is doing this.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
Satan just had a couple of notes about a second revision before you go in there. He really would like you to mention what a badass he is. And also, could you put something in there about how cut he is? He's just got waterfall abs.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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[Gary feels the need to poop]

Gary Bunda:
Where's your can?

Alex:
If you gotta drop anchor, man, half bath.

Gary Bunda:
Man, this place is crazy big.

Alex:
Courtesy flush, too?

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
You have my horn, and you told people that I cried at the bottom of the ravine.

Alex:
Gary, my editor said that makes you more sympathetic, so it really worked.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
Hey, um...what if I kill you and I make it look like a suicide?

Alex:
No. No. That's not the Gary Way, man.

Gary Bunda:
I'M GARY, ASSHOLE!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
No one's gonna read this stupid book.

Claude:
It's a best seller. People are reading it on the beach.

Satan:
Yeah. He's doing seminars. "Do it the Gary Way".

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Satan:
Look what I got here. It's a book. And look who wrote it.

Claude:
The buddy of yours from the ravine?

Satan:
"Take Life by The Horns: How A Demon Taught Me to Raise Hell Without Going There."

Claude:
It's got the secret hell handshake. It's got the finger lightening. It's got everything, Gary.

Satan:
Blah, blah, blah. "Minions, behind his back, have been known to call him Beelzleboobs."

Gary Bunda:
[laughs]

Satan:
You're laughing?

Gary Bunda:
I never heard that before.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Eddie:
You know all this coal we're shoveling?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah.

Eddie:
I carved an "X" on a piece of coal. I put it in there, and it just came out and fell in front of us.

Gary Bunda:
No, no, no, no, then that would mean that this whole thing is a waste of time.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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[Satan watches porn before Gary comes in]

Satan:
Oh, Gary, you were gone a while. We were, uh, getting worried.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
But, you remember what I said. Take life by the horns.

Alex:
I don't remember you saying anything like that, Gary, but you, too, man.

[Alex leaves in a ambulance]

Gary Bunda:
That guy... [realizes] My [goat bleats] horn. My horn! You got my horn! Guys!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Alex:
Let's meet again, brother. This very same spot a year from now.

Gary Bunda:
Let's do it on top of the ravine next time.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
Do you have any Pepto in your bag?

Alex:
No, man. What the hell do you have in your bag? It's filled with crap. You have bottle rockets?!

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, I was saving them for the fourth.

Alex:
They're wet or something. We gotta use your horn, man.

Gary Bunda:
Use your horn. That's gonna hurt me.

Alex:
I don't have a horn.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Alex:
Hey, I got a lot of yogurt raisins, and you can have 1.

Gary Bunda:
You know what? No. I'm gonna eat these berries.

Alex:
No, no, no. Don't eat that. Those are poisonous, man.

Gary Bunda:
Nice try. These are mine. Mmm. If you want some, go get your own.

[cuts to the next scene where Gary vomits out the poisonous berries]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
But on that note, you're leg is not looking good, so I think we could tuck into that pretty soon.

Alex:
No, man. We're not eating my leg.

Gary Bunda:
Are you chewing something? That's a granola wrapper! What do you got in that bag?

Alex:
Hey!

Gary Bunda:
What do you got in that bag?

Alex:
Hey! That..that's private!

Gary Bunda:
Yeah?! Well, fine! Fine! 'Cause you know what? 'Cause if I want food, I can just go out and I can hunt with these two guys. I don't even need this knife. Just -- [Gary tries to bent his broken leg which ended up worse] Gaaaaah!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
How's your spear coming along? Better be sharp because when that squirrel comes by, I think we're only gonna get one more shot at him.

Alex:
Mm-hmm.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah. He really wants to live.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Alex:
My boss is a total dickhead.

Gary Bunda:
My boss is the living embodiment of all evil.

Alex:
Yeah, mine too. He's always looking for a way to tear me a new asshole, literally.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, mine too! Like, literally tears me a new asshole.

Alex:
Yeah, literally! Mine literally, too.

Gary Bunda:
Mine literally tore me a new asshole. It's in my armpit. Where's yours? I would show you mine, but it's got the runs right now.

Alex:
Oh, mine's not like literally.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, I mean like literally.

Alex:
Okay.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, yeah.

Alex:
A lot of people misuse that word.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
[to Alex] Ohh, do you have any aspirin?

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Claude, thank god! Thank god. Don't tell Satan this, but I am trapped in a ravine.

Claude:
Don't tell Satan?

Gary Bunda:
I don't know where I am!

Claude:
What?

Gary Bunda:
Alright, I'm bleeding.

Claude:
Yeah, man. I can hardly hear you, but it sounds like you're having a great time, bro. Why don't you give me a call back tomorrow when I'm back in the office?

Gary Bunda:
This is your office line, Claude.

Claude:
Right, whatever.

Gary Bunda:
Claude!

Claude:
[hangs up] Dick.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
Is there any chance that you are United States Senator Lassiter Jenkins?

Alex:
No.

Gary Bunda:
Can I have some of this?

Alex:
Oh, no. That's urine. I've been pissing in that for two days.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
You want a briquette?

[Claude slaps the briquette out of Gary's hand]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Senator's Receptionist:
Senator Jenkins' Office.

Gary Bunda:
[high-pitched] Hi. Yes, this is the...this is the voter from before, and I was calling to see if you had a, uh, oh, no, an exact location or a phone number for the Senator.

Senator's Receptionist:
No, I cannot give you that.

Gary Bunda:
[quietly grunts in rage]

Senator's Receptionist:
Okay?

Gary Bunda:
Okay, thank you. Goodbye.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Senator's Receptionist:
Senator Jenkins' Office.

Gary Bunda:
[high-pitched] Yes, hi. I am a registered voter, and I was calling to speak with Senator Jenkins.

Senator's Receptionist:
The Senator's not here right now. He's on vacation.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, I didn't know that. But, I do now! Thank you! Boo-yah!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Satan:
Also, uh, Gary, why don't you go ahead and eat these, too.

[Satan gives Gary a bag of charcoal]

Gary Bunda:
Oh, okay. Does this have anything to do with the mission?

Satan:
What? No, that's just for my amusement. Bon Appétit.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Satan:
So who wants this one?

Gary Bunda:
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! I call it! I called it!

Satan:
Claude, I think saw your hand go up first.

Claude:
It's all for you, Satan. I won't let you down.

Gary Bunda:
Whoa. Hey. Claude's my intern. He is great and all, and I appreciate his energy. But, I just feel that my talents are being wasted just sitting here on this red-hot iron spike.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

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