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Hurlan:
This year's Miss Heartshe crown goes to...

[Hurlan looks up his hand again that's covered in pie flavor]

Hurlan:
Pie.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
Put me up on blocks, Doc! It's time for my routine maintenance.

Doc:
You mean you already put another 10,000 miles of pecker up them guts?

Hurshe:
I've won every Miss Heartshe since I was just a glop in my Daddy's glopper, but I might need new guts to continue the streak.

Doc:
Let me get up under that hood. [revving up his power drill]

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Boss Hoss:
I'm sure my pet wolf is happily standing guard.

[cuts to Doc eating Boss's pet wolf while glancing in front of him]

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
Oh, unknowable chaotic force that rules the universe, unlock my intuition. Guide this dart to the person who knows where Hurlan is.

[dart switches back to Sheriff on the forehead]

Sheriff:
Aha! I'm the one who knows! But how do I get that knowledge out of me?

Sheriff:
I know! Intuition!

[Sheriff tries to throw the dart again, but still comes back the way it did in the first place]

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Man:
That night, when I threw myself off the hospital roof, I landed on a monster who kidnapped those kids. He had escaped from prison and was on his way to kill the government.

Man:
The Government asked me to keep attempting suicide because of all the good my failures bring to the world.

Man:
It makes me so happy to have a real government see me as useful. I finally have a reason to live! I can't bring myself to try again.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Man:
The first thing I asked for was a cocktail of the 100 most toxic pills available. When I came to, the doctors broke the news to me --

Man:
I accidentaly invented a miracle drug that made more healthy and robust then ever. They told me they could use my blood to cure cancer.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Man crying]

Man:
I live alone. Two weeks ago, I turned my oven on and stuck my head in. I just want the world to go away.

Man:
In the back in the oven, I found $9,000,000 in gold. That money change my life. I was suddenly able to afford the most expensive noose on the market.

Man:
When I got it around my neck, the ceiling fell in, and released two kidnapped little girls being held by a torturer upstairs.

Man:
I was hailed a hero. They vowed to devote their lives to making me happy.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Delmer:
Delmer's Suicide Hotline. We'll talk about anything, even sex.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Ant:
Be careful. He has guns taped to his muscle.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
The very face of his home seemed to stare with a chilling indifference between to Benny. Or was it hitting on him?

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
They undulated orgasmically for more. The cops were all too happy to oblige. Nipple twisting, purple nurples, blue nurples, every nurple in the rainbow turned up a steaming pile of zilch.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
If I had to stay married to Hambrosia, it would be a fate 10 times worser than death.

Jordy:
Then I sentence thee...to fate.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
No one wants me. My parts aren't normal.

The Reverend:
Neither are mine. Let me whip it out. [zipper unzips] You're gonna love it.

Hambrosia:
My god. It's coming out of your -- It's at least 9 inches of beef.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

The Reverend:
Sometimes one Man's disgusting is another Man's not quite as disgusting.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
My life is a joke.

[knock on door]

Hambrosia:
Who's there?

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Jacket:
Old Mexican, and a Wop...

[laughter]

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Peck-Her:
Does this mean we're not real either, Peck-Him?

Peck-Him:
I hope we're not real. I'd hate to think that this was the world.

Peck-Her:
Don't worry Peck-Him. It can't be. There's no way life could be as cruel as this.

Peck-Her:
I supposed we're just...echoes of possibility.

Peck-Him:
Why does possibility hurt so much?

Meemaw:
Only the wind knows.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
Back in the hole, kids! Whoo! Good thing Jordy died before he found out about me and the Sheriff.

Peck-Her:
Is this part of the joke? I get it.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
Hey, you want to hear a joke?

[knocks on door]

Hurshe:
Who's there?

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
Have you seen my husband around lately?

Direne:
Having a hard time holding onto your man?

Hambrosia:
Well, I was born without parts, so...

Direne:
You know, I can set you up with a makeshift part. Get his salami smiling from ear-to-ear.

Hambrosia:
Really?

Direne:
Yeah! You just jump on that counter and let me get my staple gun.

Direne:
You got cash?

Hambrosia:
I can pay in pennies.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Jacket:
Hey, Direne, push these cold cuts. They starting to rot.

Direne:
Aww, just like our love.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Jordy:
Daddy's balls are bluer than Robert Redford's eyes.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Jordy:
What's going on here?

Hurshe:
Oh, just playing a game with the kids. Right, kids?

Peck-Her:
What is "game"?

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
You got kids? Ew! Gross!

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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