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Benji:
Guys, I just ripped the head off this squirrel, and I'm thinking maybe if we could just, you know, like a-a -- I don't know.

Dizzay:
What the hell is wrong with you?

Benji:
I-I was blue skyin' this thing, and it seemed right at the time, but --

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Witch Leader:
Satan, honey! [singing voice] I'm not wearing panties!

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Madison:
You looked...better in the bible.

Gary Bunda:
I mean, there was no pictures, so how would you know?

Madison:
But there's portraits.

Gary Bunda:
I chose...this sort of, like, approachable, doughy, commercial-husband form just to not terrify you.

Madison:
Could I maybe see something taller? Or grow some thorns on your penis?

Gary Bunda:
Uh, Madison, okay, um, hypothetical -- If I wasn't Satan WHO I TOTALLY AM! [chuckles] We would still have what we have, right?

Madison:
Mm...no. Why would you ask me that?

Gary Bunda:
[deep voice] 'Cause I was testing you! Now you will make out with me again! I command it! [normal voice] And then we can get ice cream.

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Gloria:
Yoo-hoo.

Gary Bunda:
GLORIA! YOU STOP CUTTING IN LINE! You already got some. You don't get a double dickin'.

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Madison:
What is hell like?

Gary Bunda:
It's way less cool than kissing each other.

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Gary Bunda:
I've never made out with somebody with a tongue ring before and...I give it 5 out of 5 toaster strudels.

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[Gary Bunda does witch orgy]

Gary Bunda:
[Satan accent] Now, are you prepared for my diabolical seed?

Madison:
Can I take your codpiece off?

Gary Bunda:
[Satan accent] You probably should.

Madison:
Okay.

Gary Bunda:
[normal voice] Oh, it's happening.

[before Madison was about to take Gary's codpiece off, Gary realizes he already jizzed himself]

Gary Bunda:
[normal voice] The juice is loose!

Madison:
It's okay. It's okay. Really.

Gary Bunda:
[Satan accent] Ah, Satan wanted to do that, so that we could have a conversation first.

Gary Bunda:
[normal voice] So, are you in from out of town, or did you -- You live near the orgy?

Madison:
Well, I came in from San Diego, but --

Gayr Bunda:
[Satan accent] San Diego is a beautiful and temperate city.

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Gary Bunda:
I have finally had sex with as many women as I've lied about.

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Dizzay:
Who got next?

[Claude and Benji point at each other who's doing the next witch orgy except for Gary]

Dizzay:
I DONE ALREADY DID THREE IN A ROW, MAN, I AIN'T DOING ANOTHER ONE!

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Gloria:
Look, I made you something. I made it myself. It's for you.

Dizzay:
So sweet, another wind chime. Can you please tell whoever's next to bring me something like a sweet tea. Maybe a lemonade or something like that. You did a great job, baby!

[Dizzay comes back after the witch orgy]

Claude:
What's happening, guys?

Dizzay:
Got some more witch crap. Damn, this head stinks!

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[Dizzay disguises himself with a creature's head doing witches orgy]

Dizzay:
Ah, my knees, baby. Damn, we should've got an air mattress or something down here.

Gloria:
Well, we can do it closer to mother earth.

Dizzay:
What the pine needles? Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, we done, girl.

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Gary Bunda:
Hey, Satan, are you gonna need help with those gold clubs, 'cause of your back? He hurt his back.

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Gary Bunda:
I'm gonna be up to my eyebrows in some hot wiccan tail tonight.

Satan:
Oh, yeah, It's mostly aging lesbians with wind chimes. But you guys have fun!

Satan:
Hey, mosquito repellent. Those things will eat you alive out there.

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Satan:
I'm supposed to go topside this weekend for The Annual Wiccan Orgy. I don't think I can do it now 'cause of my back. Threw my back out.

Satan:
What am I going to do? I...have somebody take my place? And have sex with all those women disguise as me? That's crazy.

Dizzay:
Pick me. I'll do it.

Gary Bunda:
I'll do it, I'll do it.

Satan:
Oh, you guys. Oh, I can't ask you do that. You should all go. You should all go, 'cause, listen, you guys are gonna have to plow these broads in shifts. They have to think you're me.

Satan:
So, whoever's slinging the yogurt has got to be wearing this head.

[pulls up a big creature mascot head]

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Satan:
Oh, my back. I think I threw out my back.

Gary Bunda:
Satan, are you okay?

Satan:
No, no. I threw out my back.

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Witch Leader:
[summoning] When solstice lights and fire burns, the devil's dong on earth returns, and like drunk redskins tomahawk, splitting witches on altar rock --

Witch Woman:
Drunk redskins tomahawk? Are you kidding?

Witch Leader:
This spell was obviously written in a different time.

Witch Woman:
And you wonder why we have trouble attracting witches of color.

Witch Leader:
Do you guys want me to summon the devil for an orgy or not?

All:
Yes.

Witch Leader:
[summoning] Splitting witches throughout the weekend...sweating like a bunch of...Puerto Ricans.

Witch Woman:
"Sweating like a bunch of Puerto Ricans"? Come on!

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Wolfgang Ragekiss:
Someone's about to read chapter 13.

Gary Bunda:
We can all get out on Wolfgang's back. Anna, grab my hand!

Wolfgang Ragekiss:
Oh, sure. Everyone wants to be with me now. Where were you in seventh grade?

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Anna:
Why are you wearing Jax's leatherjacket?

Gary Bunda:
[deep voice] Uh, because I was chilly and he's a cool guy. And also, the Estrogoths abducted him.

Anna:
We must go save him from the Estrogoths.

Gary Bunda:
[deep voice] No, no, no. I'm sorry. I meant to say that he's dead. He's dead. His body's over there.

Anna:
Jax!

Gary Bunda:
No, no, no, no. Wait, no. Wait. Anna, no. [deep voice] He's under leaves. He's -- He's asleep with the flower babies. But he said right before he died that, uh, I'm supposed to make out with you.

Anna:
But the prophecy said that we would be together for--

Gary Bunda:
[deep voice] I know, I know. That's the old prophecy. And it's dumb.

Anna:
I just don't know, I have all these young-adult, yet still teenage mixed-up emotions.

Gary Bunda:
[deep voice] Hey, it's gonna be alright.

[Gary hugs Anna]

Gary Bunda:
[whispers to Wolfgang] What happens next in the book that I should do?

Wolfgang Ragekiss:
It's ruined at this point.

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Jax:
Came as fast as I--

[Jax gets hit by a log from Modok]

Gary Bunda:
Modok. Modok, Modok! That's Jax Longstraw! That's Jax Longstraw. He's the hero.

Modok:
Jax?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, it's Jax.

Modok:
No. [cries out]

Wolfgang Ragekiss:
Jax was supposed to meet Anna right here tonight at The Apex of The Two Moons of Gondor.

Gary Bunda:
When is that exactly?

Anna:
[echoing] Jax? Jax, where are you?

Gary Bunda:
Aw, sh*t.

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Gary Bunda:
Oh, so we're in Necro-merica right now?

Wolfgang Ragekiss:
Mm-hmm.

Gary Bunda:
So that's where the teenage girls are sent when they are made illegal?

Wolfgang Ragekiss:
Yes.

Gary Bunda:
[surprised] What the...

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[Modok and Wolfgang scream at each other]

Gary Bunda:
Alright! Okay, okay! We all work for the same people. Here take a look at my badge.

[Wolfgang sees Gary's badge that he realizes he works for the same crew]

Wolfgang Ragekiss:
[drops out of character] Oh, why did you read the book? Didn't they explicitly state not to read the book?

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Gary Bunda:
[to Claude on phone] Claude, thank god I caught you. I got sucked into the book --

Claude:
I don't care. [hangs up]

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[Claude reading the New-Cronomicon book]

Claude (as Maid):
[reads] "Jax and Anna laid together in the straw of their naked limbs intertwined." What are they talking about? You lie together. You don't lay together. Who proofed this thing?

Eddie (as Maid #2):
Well, I took "Lay" to mean they both got laid, you know?

Claude (as Maid):
No man is gonna read this, it's just gonna be a bunch of middle-aged housewives in hell now.

Eddie (as Maid #2):
And that's a bad thing?

Claude (as Maid):
He told me I wouldn't be able to put it down. I'm literally putting it down.

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Modok:
What happen next?

Gary Bunda:
No.

Modok:
What happen next, Gary?

Gary Bunda:
No, Modok. We have been over this.

Modok:
What happen next?

Gary Bunda:
No!

Mdook:
What happen next?

Gary Bunda:
I will not be pushed again.

Modok:
What happen next? What happen next?! What happen next?! WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?!

Gary Bunda:
I do not appreciate your tone.

Modok:
WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?!

Gary Bunda:
No, Modok, I need you to calm down before we can have a conversation.

Modok:
[rips and grabs the bench] WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?!

Gary Bunda:
Modok, Modok -- Okay, you know what? Alright. Okay. We will read up until this fish monster would come out, okay, and that's it, alright?

Gary Bunda:
[laughs] That makes you happy. I want to read it, too, anyway.

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