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Burbury Visitor Info:
Welcome to Burbury. What are looking for?

Xavier:
Well, Ma'am, I suppose I'm seeking a deep strata of truth. Perhaps you can answer the one question that has plagued thinkers for all time. [typing] What Doth Life?

Burbury Visitor Info:
One moment, please. Processing. Processing. Processing. Processing. [distorted] Processing. Processing. Depth Overload. Depth Overload.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Bully #2:
What's the matter, Ch-Ch-Chicken? Frightened? Or do you prefer, What's the matter, Chicken? F-F-Frightened?

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Bully:
Best stay away from that weirdo. You'll catch the feline aids.

Bully #2:
Yeah, from me. M-m-m-meow.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Clip:
What you gonna do, bird-beast, fly away on your cuddle bone?

Bully #2:
Yeah, cuddle this b-b-b-b-b-bone.

[throws the bone from his private area]

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
You shattered my shakashuri.

Bully:
I hope y'all can play it 3 feet up your ass.

Xavier:
Don't know. But I'd sure like to try.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover... What Doth Life?

Clip:
We don't got no freaks here in Burbury, and we's done hate freaks with open, unquenchable cans of philosophical thirst-worms.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Clip:
Hey, bunghole, cease that inner yapping.

Xavier:
I don't want no trouble, mister.

Clip:
Freak! If you didn't want trouble, you shouldn't have wandered into Burbury Connecticut.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
[thinking] What Doth Life? Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless tew of cosmic oblivion? Or is it vice-reversa? Is our every trollop through fate's garden infused with a mystic-- [gets hit by a bottle]

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
I feel them entering. It's so nice to finally have someone inside of me.

[Hambrosia disintegrated]

Hambrosia's Mirror:
W-Where'd I go.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
What are y'all doin all up inside my Meemaw?!

Doc:
Nothin'. We found another world, where beauty and freedom reigns, and misery has no place.

Hurlan:
If I give y'all 8 bucks, could I go there?

Doc:
Yeah.

The Reverend:
Or we could make a whole lot of 8 bucks.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
Wow! This must be heaven. [sees Meemaw] Here's my first virgin. All right. Get you out of pecker jail there.

[sees The Reverend & Doc that came outside of Meemaw's vagina]

Hurlan:
Some virgin.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Doc:
You slip in while Meemaw was sleeping?

The Reverend:
I love it so much. I'm gonna move here for good. Got a lead on a place.

[literally says "a place" card]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Doc:
Well, time for your thrice weekly pap smear.

Meemaw:
It really has to be this often?

Doc:
You got a lot of pap to smear.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
They need a plane of misery flown into the building of their happiness... I will have always loved you, Dirette. Guess I'm gonna have to settle for my 72 virgins in heaven.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Direne:
I got a feeling your girlfriend's teste-chesting my hubby right now. Let's make out and get 'em jealous.

Hurlan:
Let me be sad. No one understands my pain.

Direne:
You can do whatever you want to my body. You can go around the world. Just, uh, stay out of Africa. There's a genocide going on there right now.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Direne:
Too bad your fool wife's in the way. If only she could be gotten rid off.

Jacket:
Well, don't worry. [pulls out knife] I'll take care of our little problem.

Direne:
And put it in writing what I'd own?

Jacket:
I'll sign it in blood and slime on the dotted line.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Jacket pulls out his keys to distract Hurlan while talking to Dirette]

Jacket:
Would you do me the honor of meeting me at the base of hump mountain?

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Direne:
You ogle her any longer, her cans will explode. You are objectifying that poor piece of ass.

Jacket:
Sorry, hon. I just --

Direne:
Looks like a real bitch to me. [to Dirette] He...married. So don't even think about it, hussy. I got to go drain my main inverted vein. [hisses]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
Everybody, this my lady friend, Dirette.

Direne:
[to Jacket] Geez, Romeo, why don't you ever rape me with your eyes like that?

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
I hope they make diapers for the heart 'cause mine's about to blow.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Doc:
There's something fishy about this guy. Let me do my job. [sniffs]

Doc:
Hey, he flies this plane into a building, the blood's on your hands. He's a Jihadi.

Hurlan:
I'm gonna miss my flight.

Doc:
You being belligerent, sir?

Hurlan:
Mnh.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Direne:
I got one! I got one! A Jew.

All:
[laughter]

Jacket:
[laughs] 'Cause of the Jew.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Jacket:
Hey, Stro, why don't you buy the lady a drink?

[Hurlan blushed then randomly recorded the camera on Direne's breasts]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Direne:
Local tip -- Money works backwards here, so the more you pay, the cheaper it is.

Hurlan:
Nobody this nice to me back home. I'm gonna save a bundle.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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