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Claude:
I mean, Cortez Cruz is the worst. Always kissing that humongous cross. What's the point? He got the Jesus neck tattoo. Am I right?

Satan:
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point.

Claude:
He should be kissing a pentagram and pointing down...to you!

Satan:
You know what? That's an excellent idea. Gary, are you listening to this?

Gary Bunda:
[Gary still gargling from Satan's piss] Uh, you're cutting in and out! I can't..I can't hear you.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Claude:
Were you talking about Cortez Cruz, the baseball player?

Satan:
Who the [tiger roar] are you?

Claude:
My name's Claude. It's all for you, Satan.

Gary Bunda:
That's just my intern! You can ignore him!

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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[After Claude messes up meeting with Satan in bathroom, Satan was about to pee on Claude but pees on Gary instead]

Gary Bunda:
[to Claude] Blowing another first day! Good thing you're wearing glasses, man. Here it comes for you, buddy.

Satan:
Gary.

[Satan pisses on Gary]

Gary Bunda:
No!

Satan:
You know what?

Gary Bunda:
Oww, it's hot.

Satan:
Let's do the gargle. Do the gargle.

Gary Bunda:
[gargling]

Satan:
[chuckling] That's it!

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Claude:
Hey, Satan.

[Satan stares at Claude of disappointment]

Gary Bunda:
[to Claude] Why would you say that?

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
Oh, it's Satan! Uh, play dead.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Satan:
Cruz kisses his fist and points to heaven every freaking time he gets hit by a bitch! I mean, what is that?

Satan:
You know, I mean, I'm the one that gives him all those seeing-eye singles, right?

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Gary Bunda:
Ooh, bathroom break. Let's do this!

Claude:
Good. I was gonna ask, are there water fountains?

Gary Bunda:
It's not a "water" fountain.

[cuts to the next scene where their heads are putted inside the wall-mounted restroom]

Claude:
This is terrible. This is horrible!

Gary Bunda:
Just gotta chill out, buddy, all right? At least we're not in the stalls. That's when things get ugly.

[Jason farts in the stalls in a worse kind of way]

Jason:
[farts] Oh! My eye!

Gary Bunda:
Been there, done that, Jason.

Claude:
I can't hack it here, man!

Gary Bunda:
There's nothing you can do about it, so just be a professional.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Claude:
There's got to be a mistake! I'm not supposed to be here!

Gary Bunda:
[chuckles] Yeah. All the noobs get pwned saying stuff like that. Just like the calendar says. [high-pitched] "There's a mistake! I'm not supposed to be here!"

Gary Bunda:
[laughs] It's pretty good. Every day? You catch that yet?

Claude:
They're all Mondays.

Gary Bunda:
Man, the guys who made this really nailed it! [laughs]

Claude:
It's...It's clever. It is clever.

Gary Bunda:
It is! It's really good! I love it! Talks about life, you know, what's really going on. [chuckles]

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
Now this I.D. is gonna get you access to...nothing. Absolutely nothing. It doesn't work.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Claude:
Execuse me, sir?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah?

Claude:
I can't seem to find my bunk.

Gary Bunda:
Oh! No, no, no. They give you bed sheets to get you thinking about sleep. But sleep -- It, uh, -- [laughs] It never comes.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Gary watches two guys fighting on a thin mountain over a pack of cigarettes]

Gary Bunda:
You're getting close, Toby!

[the two guys fall to their doom when the mountain crashed]

Gary Bunda:
You guys ever think about quitting?! [laughs]

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Gary getting tired from all the whipping]

Gary Bunda:
God. I don't know who's getting tortured here more, you or me.

Eddie:
What do you say we take a little break?

Gary Bunda:
That's..no. You know? No, because they got to hear the screams.

Eddie:
Well, I can pretend!

Gary Bunda:
No.

Eddie:
I could do that!

Gary Bunda:
That's a really nice idea though.

Eddie:
I can crack the whip. Just put it up in my hand, right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Put it up! I'm a multi-tasker! Put it up!

Gary Bunda:
Okay.

Eddie:
Yeah!

Gary Bunda:
Alright.

Eddie:
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie pretends to try to whip himself]

Eddie:
Look. I'm cracking it. See? I'm cracking it!

Gary Bunda:
But you got to scream, too, while you do it.

Eddie:
Oh, okay. Aah!

Gary Bunda:
There you go that's good. I like that, but you got to sync it up, because if you scream before the whip crack, it's gonna ruin the effect.

Eddie:
Oh, okay.

Gary Bunda:
They're gonna know we're hot-dogging them.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Satan:
Hell is going to be a safer place for all eternity.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
Listen up. This is not an ordinary explosion. It's alive.

Citizen #1:
That weirdo's got a hard-on for the explosion!

Xavier:
Please. You're making it angry. Your making its soul angry.

Citizen #2:
Angry? Explosion's too stupid to get angry.

Citizens:
[laughs]

Citizen #1:
That thing has no more soul than an exploding monkey!

[The everlasting explosion starts to grow angrier]

Citizen #1:
[laughs then realizes] Oh, my god. It's alive!

Citizen #2:
I knew it!

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Old Man:
Would you mind taking a photo of me and my wife with the ever-explosion?

T-Shirts Seller:
T-shirts! Get your ever-explosion t-shirts!

Onion Seller:
Red-hot ever-booming exploding-onion on a stick!

Chili Corn Egg Seller:
Chili corn cone egg! Ever-explosion of flavor!

Chili Cone Egg Seller:
Don't get a chili corn cone egg! Get a chili cone corn egg!

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Meemaw:
He's cursed with innocence.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Assy McGee:
If you listen to the words, I think you'll hear the cry of a Mexican. A-one, a-two, a-one, two, hmm... mmf...uhh. [passes out]

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Assy McGee:
Computers can't sneak into your country, and I know one Mexican you can trust, and he's here tonight. He's a big, fat, pussy, and his name's Don Sanchez.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

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Assy McGee:
A lot of people say there's one thing wrong with this country, and it's Mexicans and computers.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

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Assy McGee:
I'd handcuff you, Amigo, but you're mostly liquid.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

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DiLorenzo:
Good news. We got an officer in pursuit of Coyote. Bad news, it's McGee.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

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Assy McGee:
Sanchez! I got to ask you something. Why would you have a party in your driveway when you have a gorgeous backyard?

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

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Sanchez:
[dazed out] Mexicans. Falling from the from the sky. They're entering the country illegally in cheesy mexican knickknacks.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Assy McGee:
[to Sanchez] Heart attack at a kid's birthday party. You pussy.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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