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[as Rachel got the Terry Cup to pay her debt, Rachel's collar explodes her head to death, and then suddenly, another Terry emerges from the trophy]

AI Woman:
Who are you?

Terry:
Oh, no.

Real Terry:
I am Terry. The REAL Terry! This bloody buffoon locked me away in the Ultra Mega Terry Cup, 10,000 years ago! He's always trying to bloody copy me and take my identity.

Terry:
[stammers] I don't know what he's talking about! He's lying!

Real Terry:
Oh, come on, man. Stop. You can't be going around putting me in a cup for thousands of years pretending to be me. You need to be yourself. You need to *love* yourself.

Crowd:
Aww.

Turquoise Shirt Guy:
So cute.

Terry:
You're right. I'm sorry. I'm Gary, by the way, everyone.

Crowd:
Hi, Gary!

Gary:
Friends?

Terry:
Yeah, alright. Bring it in.

[after Terry and Gary solved their differences]

Terry:
Sarah, I heard everything that happened from the cup. You have gone through a lot of unnecessary drama today and for this, I will grant you one Terry wish.

Sarah:
I choose...for my best friend, Rachel, to come back to life.

Sarah:
I guess.

Terry:
Terry Wish Activated!

[Terry revives Rachel]

Rachel:
F***in' hell, Sarah! Took you long enough!

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[as Sarah finishes Bin with her ultimate dance move, Sarah knocks over Bin by accident, and sees a basal thermometer inside of the trash can]

Fat Guy with Glasses:
Oh, my god! Bin is pregnant!

Brad:
Bin, babe! Why didn't you tell me?

Terry:
[to Sarah] This is a DISGRACE to the Terry Cup! For your insolence, you will be sentenced to Terry Hell! Terry Hell is inside my mouth!

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[Sarah slaps Bin]

Brad:
[to Bin] Babe, are you ok?

Sarah:
Uh...um, I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to.

Terry:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. If you two are gonna fight, you've gotta fight in the arena.

Sarah:
I don't wanna fight anybody!

Terry:
Well, if you succeed, you could win the Ultra Mega Terry Cup, which is valued at exactly 8 million Terry Credits.

Rachel:
[while sawing the collar] WHAT? No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! She'll do it! She'll do it!

Sarah:
What? Rachel? What are you doing?

Rachel:
Sarah, listen to me. You need to do this. Not for me, but for yourself. Make Brad forever regret dumping you.

Rachel:
And also, lend me the Ultra Mega Terry Cup when you win so I can use it to pay off my Terry Debt.

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[after Sarah cries in the restroom seeing Brad's new girlfirned, a gnome in a toiler appears]

Gwingle Blum:
HELLO THERE! MY NAME IS GWINGLE BLUM, THE TOILET GNOME!

Sarah:
Oh. Hello.

Gwingle Blum:
You are not allowed to be SAD at the Terry CUUUP! Everyone must always be having fun here! FUN, FUN, FUN! So here, drink THIIIS! ]shrieks] AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER!

Sarah:
Uh, I don't think I wanna drink that.

Gwingle Blum:
[screams] DRINK IT! DRINK IIIT! DRINK IIIIT! DRINK IIT! DRINK IIIT!

Sarah:
Ok, ok, fine. I'll drink it. [drinks the juice]

Gwingle Blum:
Oh, by the way, that drink has poison in it. [screams]

Sarah:
What?

Gwingle Blum:
[screams as he ascends away]

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[Rachel tries to bet a dance participant to see who will win the Terry Cup at the Terry Bet Station]

Sarah:
Rachel, you should probably not bet too much. Remember what happened last year?

Rachel:
Yeah, yeah. Whatever. 4 million Terry credits on Quickfoot McQuinty.

Terry:
[to Quickfoot] I...am not pleased.

[Terry burns Quickfoot to death with his fiery mouth]

Commentator:
There's no coming back from that! McQuinty loses!

Rachel:
F***.

[suddenly the Terry Bet Stations shoots out a tech collar onto Rachel's neck]

Machine:
You have 24 hours to pay your debt before your Terry Debt Necklace explodes.

Sarah:
Do you even have that much money?

Rachel:
I can make it back. 4 million credits on Dr. Dance Man.

Terry:
I am not pleased, again.

[Terry burns Dr. Dance Man]

Machine:
You lose. You now have one hour to pay your debt before your Terry Debt Necklace explodes.

Sarah:
Oh, my god, Rachel! How are you gonna pay that debt back?

Rachel:
It's ok. I've got an idea.

Rachel:
4 MILLION ON--

Sarah:
NO!

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Crowd:
[chanting] Terry Cup! Terry Cup!

Train Engineer:
Oi! SHUT THE F*** UP! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG YOUSE HAVE BEEN CHANTING THAT NOW? IT GETS F***ING OLD! I'M SICK OF IT!

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Beach People #9:
Hey, uh, everyone. I just wanna say thank you. Thank you for inviting my friends and myself to epic Christmas dinner. I was feeling kinda sh*tty lately and this genuinely lifted my spirits. We are humbled by this. And maybe Beach-creature kind, crocodile kind and humankind can get along after all...

[suddenly Sarah's Dad smashes Beach People #9]

Sarah's Dad:
What the hell was that? Did anyone see that thing talking? Bloody hell! Jesus Christ!

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[while Flying Lotus enjoy Christmas lunch time with Sarah and Rachel]

Flying Lotus:
[to the beach people] I know it's gonna be weird to say, but I love y'all, man. I hope we die together. Y'all my brothers.

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[as Rachel finally opens up Sarah's Nan's rubies, she saw the same thing that happened she got last time she open her own present from the beginning of the episode]

Sarah's Mom:
Oh, yes. Nan kept prawn heads in that ruby bag, Rachel. I forgot to tell you.

Rachel:
[roars]

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[after Rachel accidentally stabbed the Crocodile's heart while getting Sarah's Nan's rubies, the crocodile and the beach exploded]

Beach People #7:
You have destroyed our home. Our ancient home! For this, you must die!

Flying Lotus:
[pulls up two sword] Shi--, y'all f***ed up big time.

[as Sarah and Rachel were about to get murdered, Sarah get a message from her parents]

Sarah:
Oh, it's Christmas lunch time.

Beach People #8:
Oh. Rightio. Well...have fun, then.

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Sarah:
Ok, we should probably go this way towards the heart, then.

Rachel:
Ok, well, you go that way. I'm gonna go this way, towards the stomach 'cause the Crocodile ate your nan's rubies and that's the only reason I'm here, to steal your nan's rubies that should've gone to you, but I'm gonna steal them.

Sarah:
What?

Rachel:
WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING!

Sarah:
Ok, 'bye.

Rachel:
Ok, see ya.

[then the Rachel's "What? Nothing!" became an echo all of a sudden]

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Frog Guardian:
Welcome to the Crocodile! I am the Frog Guardian. Why have you come here? Blim.

Sarah:
I need to speak with the Crocodile. I think he might be one.

Rachel:
Yeah, and I'm here to steal her nan's rubies.

Sarah:
What?

Rachel:
WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING!

Frog Guardian:
Ah! If it is love you seek, you must enter where he speaks. And if you travel smart, you might just find the heart.

Sarah:
"Enter where he speaks". Ok, I guess we just go inside his mouth?

Rachel:
Yeah, I guess. [to FlyLo] Are you coming?

Flying Lotus:
[to a female crocodile] Thom Yorke, that's my boy, you know what I mean? [to Rachel] Ah, nah, nah. You guys good. You go without me.

Frog Guardian:
[to Sarah & Rachel] Ok, well, I've-I've also got some crocodile merch. Got some hats and mugs if you wanna buy...

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Crocodiles:
[singing] You have arrived at Crocodile Town. Crocodile Town is under the ground. Here we dance and sing our song. Of how you'll meet the Crocodile in not too long. Just you wait and you will see. Down in the swamp is where he'll be. You will meet a sharp-toothed friend, and then this song will finally come to an end.

Rachel:
That sucked.

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[as Sarah and Rachel have fallen into Crocodile Town]

Sarah:
Are you ok?

Rachel:
[a couple of broken bones, but she was able to repair herself] Uh, yeah, I think.

[Flying Lotus then comes down with a superhero landing]

Flying Lotus:
Man, y'all know I couldn't miss out on this adventure!

Chorus:
FlyLo!

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Sarah:
Wait. Are you the crocodile I saw on the cruise?

Crocodile 2:
[groans] No. I'm Crocodile 2. Obviously. You're thinking about Crocodile 1, also known as just Crocodile. He lives down in Crocodile Town.

Sarah:
Where's Crocodile Town?

Beach People:
[gasps] [all chant] Crocodile Town, Crocodile Town..

Crocodile 2:
So Crocodile Town, is where my kind, the crocodiles, live. Because of a lot of drama and disputes that I don't wanna get into right now, he lives there and I live here.

Sarah:
I have to go and meet him. I fee like we had a missed connection.

Crocodile 2:
Look, personally, I wouldn't be going to Crocodile Town, but you guys seem kind of rad.

[the beach person opens up the gateway hole to Crocodile Town]

Henry:
Uh, Rachel? B-Before you go, I-I just wanted you to have this ancient Beach Sword of Wisdom. I crafted just for you.

Rachel:
Henry, I don't know much about you or the crazy life you've had, but goddammit, I love you.

Sarah:
Um, I don't think I wanna go down there.

Rachel:
Yeah, actually, let's not do that.

Crocodile 2:
Too late. [pushes them into the hole to Crocodile Town]

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Beach People #4:
Ok, and that was Blip with 'I Love My Mum'.

Beach People #5:
And now please welcome to the stage..

Beach People #6:
Flying Lotus.

[Flying Lotus arrives]

Flying Lotus:
Hey, hey. What up, y'all? I don't know how I got on this beach or where the f*** I am really, but, uh, I'm about to play some new track I've been working on for y'all.

Man:
Whoo! Yeah!

[Flying Lotus played some bass-heavy music thumps until an angry crocodile burst in]

Crocodile 2:
OI! KEEP IT DOWN IN HERE! I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 6AM FOR WORK TOMORROW!

The Beach People & Flying Lotus:
Sorry, Crocodile 2.

Henry:
Love you.

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Sarah:
We should probably be getting home for Christmas lunch soon.

Rachel:
Yeah, I really need to find your nan's rubies.

Sarah:
What?

Rachel:
WHAT? NOTHING!

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Blip:
I love my mum! I love my mum! I love my mummy, I love my mum! Thank you. Thank you, everybody. That's it, that's my song. Thank you.

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Beach People #1:
Who are you?

Beach People #2:
Who are you and why have you come to the Beach?

Sarah:
We just got shipwrecked and the dolphin prawns dropped us off.

Rachel:
Yeah, dolphin prawns.

Beach People #3:
We are the Beach People. Nice to meet you.

Henry:
Wanna come jam at our cool cave? It's cool!

Rachel:
Oh, sure thing, Henry.

Sarah:
How'd you know that thing's name?

Rachel:
[realizes] I don't know.

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[when Sarah sees Rachel drowning, Sarah tries to remember Sarah's Nan's helpful advice]

Sarah's Nan:
Now, Sarah, if you're ever lost at sea and you need to save a friend who's drowning, just play this and help will come your way.

Sarah:
Nan, I'm trying to sleep.

Sarah's Nan:
[pulls up a shotgun to Sarah] Don't you ever talk back to me. [bang]

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Woman with Glasses:
You must be Sarah.

Rachel:
Nah, she's over the--

Woman with Glasses:
[interrupts] of course, we need to discuss the matter of the inheritance. [shows a bag of Sarah's Nan's rubies]

Rachel:
Yes. I am Sarah.

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[Sarah's Nun sees Sarah and Rachel arrived at the Christmas cruise]

Sarah's Nun:
Ah, good. Youse made it to my Christmas cruise. Now I can die happy. [explodes]

[a party person with glasses checks to see Sarah's Nun body parts and stuff]

Party Person With Glasses:
Yep, she's dead.

Rachel:
Sorry that your nan exploded, Sarah.

Rachel:
Wanna go dance?

Sarah:
[sighs] Not right now. I need some time to process this...

Rachel:
Ok. 'Bye.

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[as Sarah and Rachel were about to travel in a prawn-drawn carriage to the Christmas cruise]

Sarah:
[to her parents] Aren't you guys coming?

Sarah's Mom:
No. Sorry, love. Bit too drunk.

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[as Sarah and Rachel open the present together, and invitation appears]

Sarah's Nan:
Sarah! It's me, your favorite nan. Merry Chrissy, love. You're invited to my Christmas cruise. Come along and bring anyone you want.

Sarah's Mom:
Oh, that's so sweet of Mum to invite us, but we have Christmas lunch on at 1:00, unfortunately.

Sarah's Nun:
And if youse don't come, you can forget about getting my priceless inheritance rubies when I die.

[dramatic music intensifies]

Sarah's Mom:
Sarah...go get that f***ing inheritance now!

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