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Priest: We are here to honor Rachel's life. Seeing as no body was ever recovered, we invite you to place any sentimental items you may have into the coffin so the physical embodiment of Rachel may finally be laid to rest. [Sarah's Mom throws a bag of trash into Rachel's coffin] Sarah's Mom: She always loved that trash. [sniffs] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[Sarah calls the police to find her friend, Rachel] Police Officer: Ok, Sarah, just to get everything right here, your friend Rachel needed to go urinate in the bush and she never came out. Sarah Bishop: Yeah. [sniffs] And she's not answering her phone, which is really unlike her. She always answers my calls. Police Officer: Ok, well, we'll have a team looking for the rest of the night. We'll give you a call if anything comes up. You don't need to stay here. Go home and get some sleep, love. You can keep the water bottle. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[after Rachel accidentally got sent to a different world to find a toilet, he met an old naked guy painting a picture] Rachel: Alright. Old Naked Guy: Oh, this is quite incredible! I have been here for 4,000 years painting this one single masterpiece and you have appeared right when I finished the last stroke. There must be some great meaning to this. Rachel: ...What? Old Naked Guy: Wait a moment. I dreamt this would happen as well. And I also dreamt I would walk over to you. And I would hold your hand. Rachel: Uh, no, thanks. Old Naked Guy: And we would step into the painting together. [Rachel and the Old Naked Guy go inside the painting before the portrait breaks from the outside world] Rachel: How are we gonna get back? Old Naked Guy: I don't know. I didn't dream that part. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Rachel: [slurred] Get your hands off me! Bouncer: Get outta here. Sarah Bishop: Come on, Rachel. Don't start a scene. [to Bouncer] We were just leaving. Rachel: Nah, f* them! He groped me! That's assault! Bouncer: I'll be calling the police if you try to come back, love. Sarah Bishop: Rachel, stop. Let's just leave. Rachel: Oh, f. Don't call me 'love'! Sarah Bishop:* You got WAY too drunk, Rachel. I was having fun in there too. Rachel: Nah, you're just...you're just being cranky. Crank Sarah. Sarah Bishop: I'm not being...I'm not cranky, I'm just getting a little sick and tired of being kicked out of every place when I'm with you. Rachel: Whatever. I gotta go piss, Sarah. Where can I piss? Sarah Bishop: Hmm, you can go in there. [points to the tree] I'll looks out for you, ok? Rachel: You're a gem, Sarah. [spits] F*! Can't stop spitting tonight. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Sarah Bishop: And then my horoscope went to Planet Bali with Aquarius and abandoned me. Rachel: Hmm. Sounds familiar. Sarah Bishop: [sighs] I'm sorry, Rachel. I shouldn't have treated you like that. But being away with you made me realize how much I appreciate you. [touches Rachel's hand] Friends? Rachel: Best friends. [getting ready to kiss] Sarah Bishop: Oh, uh... Rachel: Oh. Sorry. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Sarah Bishop: Capricorn, I'm so happy for you! You did it! [sees Capricorn leaving with his boyfriend] Sarah Bishop: Where are you going? Capricorn: Oh, Aquarius and I are going to Planet Bali. Sarah Bishop: Oh, great! That's where I was going. Can I come? Capricorn: Um, Sarah, to be honest, I know what you were doing. You were just trying to help me for your own selfish reasons. You're...kind of toxic. Sarah Bishop: What? Capricorn: It was nice meeting you, I guess. Bye! [leaves] Sarah Bishop: How am I supposed to get home? [Lucas & Rachel comes by with Lucas' rocket] Rachel: Oi. Get in, ya f*head! – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Alien Leader: Get ready to die! [chuckles] [before the Alien Leader was about to pull the lever to bring Rachel & Lucas to his ship, he suddenly got a notification on his phone] Alien Leader: One sec. My horoscope just came in. [reads] "As an Aquarius, you will find true...love today"? Alien Leader: Guys...you can go. Get out of here. I'm in a really good mood right now. I'm gonna find love. Wow, me! Lucas: Thank you, space beast. I guess love can even exist in space. Alien Leader: Yeah. I guess it can. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[Sarah and Capricorn sees Capricorn's boyfriend] Capricorn: Oh, god. That's him. Sarah: Oh! So, what's his name? Capricorn: Aquarius. He's been my crush for like, literally forever. But he never notices me. Sarah: Well, let's see what he thinks of the new Capricorn. [Capricorn waves to Aquarius] Capricorn: I don't think I can do this. I don't feel comfortable. I just wanna play marbles. JUST LET ME PLAY MARBLES. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[Sarah and Capricorn head to the frat party] Capricorn: Alright, so I'll introduce you to everyone. That's Virgo. She's smart, sophisticated and kind. She gets the job done without complaining. Virgos are amazing-- Sarah Bishop: Ok. Yeah, I get it. Sagittarius: Oh, Capricorn. Didn't think you'd show up. Thought you'd be at home reading books or something super-duper lame like that! [laughs] Sagittarius' Friend: Super-duper-duper-- Sagittarius: [to his friend] No. Shh. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Alien Leader: Dear passengers, I've entrapped your ship. You have made me mistake of flying into the Gaganosh Region. [chuckles] Rachel & Lucas: [totally confused] Alien Leader: We have locked your ship down until we find an appropriate way to deal with you, which will be death. [chuckles] Lucas: Ah, egad. It appears we have been entangled in a cosmic misadventure. Don't worry, Rachel. In the name of Emperor Neona, we shall prevail over this domineering evil! Rachel: [groans] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Lucas: Mmm, it appears Sarah has gone of course. Computer, set a course for Planet Horoscope. Lucas: Rachel, would you like to say anything to the computer? Rachel: [softly] No. Lucas: Calal Mulooki, how long until we drop out of hyperspace and reach Planet Horoscope's orbit? [covering his mouth as Calal] "Oh, it will be 20 minutes, Captain". Rachel: Can you shut the f* up? – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[when Sarah decided to help Capricorn find a boyfriend, a random bald superhero guy pushes the scene away] Bald Superhero Guy: Nuh, nuh! No more YOLO. Chorus: BORING! Bald Superhero Guy: Move that over! [to the viewers] You're watching a new TV show right now. [breathes] You're watching: RACHEL & LUCAS, THE MAGNICIFICENT'S [breathes] STAR VENTURE STORIES, YA C*S! – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[Sarah gets another notification on her astroloscope after meeting Capricorn from another planet] Sarah Bishop: [reads] "Capricorns will be rejected today"? Capricorn: Oh, my god. You're a Capricorn? Sarah Bishop: Yeah, wait a second. Does this have something to do with you? Capricorn: Yeah. I'm your star sign. Anything that happens to me or my 11 frat mates happens to all humans on earth. And, yeah, I've been having a pretty sht time lately. – YOLO* Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[while Sarah is chilling in the Dad Rocket] Sarah Bishop: Ahh, this is exactly what I needed. AI Computer: APPROACHING, PLANET BALI! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Lucas: Salutations! Rachel: GET THE F* OUTT MY FING FACE, C! F* OFF! Lucas: Ok, if that's the way you want to play it, I guess you won't find out how we can get to Sarah, then. [chuckles] Rachel: [suspicious] What are you talkin' about? Lucas: Yes, I've been working on my own rocket for a while now. My little passion project, you could say. It's a little weekend hobby. [Rachel grabs Lucas with her bare hands] Rachel: [demonic voice] SHOW ME! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[before Sarah gets into the Dad Rocket to go to Planet Bali] Rachel: Alright, I'm ready to leave! LET'S GOO! Sarah Bishop: Uh, look, Rachel, I like going out with you and partying and everything, but I think we need a bit of break from each other. Rachel: What? Sarah Bishop: Not forever. It's just...well...my horoscope said I need a break from my toxic best friend and I was thinking that might be you. Rachel: [snarls] NAH! Sarah Bishop: I think I wanna be alone on this trip. Rachel: Sure. Fine. That's ok. Sarah Bishop: Thanks for understanding, Rachel. [Sarah leaves to Planet Bali] Sarah's Dad: [to Rachel] You and I can...can hang out if ya want. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Sarah's Dad: There it is. I call it...Rocket, the Dad...the Dad Rocket. 2...3000. Sarah Bishop: Is it safe? Sarah's Dad: [sniffs] Nah. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Rachel: What's up? Sarah Bishop: I'm just thinking. Is this what I'm supposed to be doing with my life? Just going out and getting wasted every night? I don't know, I just...I feel like I'm stuck in a loop of partying and regret. [Sarah gets a notification on her Astroloscope app that says that she will another bad day] Sarah Bishop: Oh, god, even my horoscope says my life sucks. [sobs] Rachel: [doesn't care while seeing her friend cry] Sarah's Mom: Well, Sarah, if you're feeling depressed, you can always go and stay in our holiday house on Planet Bali. Sarah Bishop: You know what, then? That-That actually sounds like a good idea. Sarah's Dad: Well, you can use my rocket if you want. I've got it in the ga-rage. Bloody thing hasn't been used in ages. Sarah Bishop: Oh, yeah, sure. That'd be great, Dad. Sarah's Dad: OH. OK, FINE! IF YOU WANNA USE IT, FINE. JUST TAKE THINGS WHEN YOU WANNA USE THEM, SARAH. IF THAT'S THE KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE. I MEAN, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO USE IT, BUT THAT'S FINE. OK. IF YOU DON'T WANNA USE IT, THAT'S FINE, THAT'S OK. YEP, YEP, YEP. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[Sarah wakes up and sees Lucas in her room] Lucas: Don't worry. We didn't do anything. I was just admiring you all night. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Peleeken Mischief Maker: Uh, hey there, girls. I fixed your car for you. I know you didn't ask me to. But I did it anyway, I'm sorry. Sarah Bishop: Peleeken, you did that just for us? Peleeken Mischief Maker: I don't know. When you were fighting and stuff, I-I just wanted to...I guess...I don't know. I just really like youse. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[as Sarah who's hypnotized almost trying to kill Rachel, Rachel sees a flying car all of a sudden] The Bush Wizards' Mom: Boys! Get in the car. It's time for dinner. Blue Bush Wizard: Oh, Mum! Five more minutes! Red Bush Wizard: This is the best bit! The Bush Wizards' Mom: Just pause it. Blue Bush Wizard: You can't pause it, Mum! Its happening live! Red Bush Wizard: Come on. [bleep] The Bush Wizards' Mom: I've got a supreme pizza in the car and its getting cold. That's enough playing. Just get in! Blue Bush Wizard: Oh, sick! Supreme? The Bush Wizards' Mom: Yep. Red Bush Wizard: Oh, sick! Blue Bush Wizard: Ok, coming, coming! Blue Bush Wizard: F* YEAH, SUPREME! [the Bush Wizards get inside their ma's car for supreme pizza, ending the war] Miki: So it looks like both the Bush Wizards just got picked up by their Mum in the car in the sky. Hit us up on the text line if you've had something similar happen to youuuuuuu... [suddenly her head explodes] [Sarah finally stops choking Rachel to death after getting hypnotized] Rachel: SARAH, WHAT THE F* IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Sarah Bishop: I'm sorry! I was being hypnotized! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Miki: Looks like Sarah has been brainwashed by the Red Bush Wizard and she's deadass trying to kill Rachel right now. Stav: Oh, my god. She's totally frothing. Miki: We're all frothing, mate. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Miki: Hella weird vibes up in this doof right now. Looks like a for-real war is happening between the Blue Bush Wizard and the Red Bush Wizard. Stav: Sucks. Looks like this wizard war could wipe out civilization as we know it. Stav: Let's play some Tame Impala. Miki: Tame Impala! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Blue Bush Wizard: Oi, your Bindi People are way too OP! That's dark magic sht! Red Bush Wizard:* Nah, you're just sht. Blue Bush Wizard:* Get f*ed, dickhead. I'm so sick of you, hey. Red Bush Wizard: You're the dickhead, man. Nobody turns me into a possum. Nobody! That's fed up! Blue Bush Wizard:* Ok, calm down, idiot. Stop yelling. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago

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