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Lucas:
Mmm, it appears Sarah has gone of course. Computer, set a course for Planet Horoscope.

Lucas:
Rachel, would you like to say anything to the computer?

Rachel:
[softly] No.

Lucas:
Calal Mulooki, how long until we drop out of hyperspace and reach Planet Horoscope's orbit? [covering his mouth as Calal] "Oh, it will be 20 minutes, Captain".

Rachel:
Can you shut the f*** up?

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 12 hours ago

[when Sarah decided to help Capricorn find a boyfriend, a random bald superhero guy pushes the scene away]

Bald Superhero Guy:
Nuh, nuh! No more YOLO.

Chorus:
BORING!

Bald Superhero Guy:
Move that over! [to the viewers] You're watching a new TV show right now. [breathes] You're watching: RACHEL & LUCAS, THE MAGNICIFICENT'S [breathes] STAR VENTURE STORIES, YA C***S!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 12 hours ago

[Sarah gets another notification on her astroloscope after meeting Capricorn from another planet]

Sarah:
[reads] "Capricorns will be rejected today"?

Capricorn:
Oh, my god. You're a Capricorn?

Sarah:
Yeah, wait a second. Does this have something to do with you?

Capricorn:
Yeah. I'm your star sign. Anything that happens to me or my 11 frat mates happens to all humans on earth. And, yeah, I've been having a pretty sh*t time lately.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 12 hours ago

[while Sarah is chilling in the Dad Rocket]

Sarah:
Ahh, this is exactly what I needed.

AI Computer:
APPROACHING, PLANET BALI!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 12 hours ago

Lucas:
Salutations!

Rachel:
GET THE F*** OUTT MY F***ING FACE, C***! F*** OFF!

Lucas:
Ok, if that's the way you want to play it, I guess you won't find out how we can get to Sarah, then. [chuckles]

Rachel:
[suspicious] What are you talkin' about?

Lucas:
Yes, I've been working on my own rocket for a while now. My little passion project, you could say. It's a little weekend hobby.

[Rachel grabs Lucas with her bare hands]

Rachel:
[demonic voice] SHOW ME!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 12 hours ago

[before Sarah gets into the Dad Rocket to go to Planet Bali]

Rachel:
Alright, I'm ready to leave! LET'S GOO!

Sarah:
Uh, look, Rachel, I like going out with you and partying and everything, but I think we need a bit of break from each other.

Rachel:
What?

Sarah:
Not forever. It's just...well...my horoscope said I need a break from my toxic best friend and I was thinking that might be you.

Rachel:
[snarls] NAH!

Sarah:
I think I wanna be alone on this trip.

Rachel:
Sure. Fine. That's ok.

Sarah:
Thanks for understanding, Rachel.

[Sarah leaves to Planet Bali]

Sarah's Dad:
[to Rachel] You and I can...can hang out if ya want.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 13 hours ago

Sarah's Dad:
There it is. I call it...Rocket, the Dad...the Dad Rocket. 2...3000.

Sarah:
Is it safe?

Sarah's Dad:
[sniffs] Nah.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 13 hours ago

Rachel:
What's up?

Sarah:
I'm just thinking. Is this what I'm supposed to be doing with my life? Just going out and getting wasted every night? I don't know, I just...I feel like I'm stuck in a loop of partying and regret.

[Sarah gets a notification on her Astroloscope app that says that she will another bad day]

Sarah:
Oh, god, even my horoscope says my life sucks. [sobs]

Rachel:
[doesn't care while seeing her friend cry]

Sarah's Mom:
Well, Sarah, if you're feeling depressed, you can always go and stay in our holiday house on Planet Bali.

Sarah:
You know what, then? That-That actually sounds like a good idea.

Sarah's Dad:
Well, you can use my rocket if you want. I've got it in the ga-rage. Bloody thing hasn't been used in ages.

Sarah:
Oh, yeah, sure. That'd be great, Dad.

Sarah's Dad:
OH. OK, FINE! IF YOU WANNA USE IT, FINE. JUST TAKE THINGS WHEN YOU WANNA USE THEM, SARAH. IF THAT'S THE KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE. I MEAN, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO USE IT, BUT THAT'S FINE. OK. IF YOU DON'T WANNA USE IT, THAT'S FINE, THAT'S OK. YEP, YEP, YEP.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 13 hours ago

[Sarah wakes up and sees Lucas in her room]

Lucas:
Don't worry. We didn't do anything. I was just admiring you all night.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 13 hours ago

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Uh, hey there, girls. I fixed your car for you. I know you didn't ask me to. But I did it anyway, I'm sorry.

Sarah:
Peleeken, you did that just for us?

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
I don't know. When you were fighting and stuff, I-I just wanted to...I guess...I don't know. I just really like youse.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 day ago

[as Sarah who's hypnotized almost trying to kill Rachel, Rachel sees a flying car all of a sudden]

The Bush Wizards' Mom:
Boys! Get in the car. It's time for dinner.

Blue Bush Wizard:
Oh, Mum! Five more minutes!

Red Bush Wizard:
This is the best bit!

The Bush Wizards' Mom:
Just pause it.

Blue Bush Wizard:
You can't pause it, Mum! Its happening live!

Red Bush Wizard:
Come on. [bleep]

The Bush Wizards' Mom:
I've got a supreme pizza in the car and its getting cold. That's enough playing. Just get in!

Blue Bush Wizard:
Oh, sick! Supreme?

The Bush Wizards' Mom:
Yep.

Red Bush Wizard:
Oh, sick!

Blue Bush Wizard:
Ok, coming, coming!

Blue Bush Wizard:
F*** YEAH, SUPREME!

[the Bush Wizards get inside their ma's car for supreme pizza ending the war]

Miki:
So it looks like both the Bush Wizards just got picked up by their Mum in the car in the sky. Hit us up on the text line if you've had something similar happen to youuuuuuu... [suddenly her head explodes]

[Sarah finally stops choking Rachel to death after getting hypnotized]

Rachel:
SARAH, WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Sarah:
I'm sorry! I was being hypnotized!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 day ago

Miki:
Looks like Sarah has been brainwashed by the Red Bush Wizard and she's deadass trying to kill Rachel right now.

Stav:
Oh, my god. She's totally frothing.

Miki:
We're all frothing, mate.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 day ago

Miki:
Hella weird vibes up in this doof right now. Looks like a for-real war is happening between the Blue Bush Wizard and the Red Bush Wizard.

Stav:
Sucks. Looks like this wizard war could wipe out civilization as we know it.

Stav:
Let's play some Tame Impala.

Miki:
Tame Impala!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 day ago

Blue Bush Wizard:
Oi, your Bindi People are way too OP! That's dark magic sh*t!

Red Bush Wizard:
Nah, you're just sh*t.

Blue Bush Wizard:
Get f***ed, dickhead. I'm so sick of you, hey.

Red Bush Wizard:
You're the dickhead, man. Nobody turns me into a possum. Nobody! That's f*** ed up!

Blue Bush Wizard:
Ok, calm down, idiot. Stop yelling.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 day ago

Bindi People:
[snarl] Bindi People, Bindi People, we are the Bindi People.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 day ago

Possum:
There's my nest. Pwease put me back in. Oh, pwease.

Sarah:
Here you are. Home, sweet home.

[then the possum turned out to be another bush wizard of himself]

Red Bush Wizard:
[laughs] Fool! You have unleashed the Red Bush Wizard!

[Red Bush Wizard magically turns the old castle into a battle castle]

Red Bush Wizard:
Oi! Blue Bush Wizard!

Blue Bush Wizard:
Oh, for f***ing sake. Who took the f***ing possum out of the cage and put it in the nest?

Red Bush Wizard:
I'm gonna f***ing get ya, [bleep].

Blue Bush Wizard:
Yeah, yeah. Whatever, you f***head!

Red Bush Wizard:
Nah, you shouldn't have locked me away, man. That was f***ed up.

Blue Bush Wizard:
Dude, I locked you away 'cause you were using dark ancient magic, man. You're not supposed to be f***ing around with that.

Red Bush Wizard:
Gonna f***in' get ya!

Blue Bush Wizard:
Oh, yeah? You and what army f***wit?

Red Bush Wizard:
This one. [uses his magic book] Bindi people, rise!

[Red Bush Wizard magically summoned an army of Bindi Zombie people]

Blue Bush Wizard:
Oh, sh*t. Bindi People.

Blue Bush Wizard:
[to the people who are dancing for their own risk] Ok, forget the dancing. Stop dancing. So here's the deal. I left my magic book in the same bag I left my vinyl's in. You need to pretend you're brainwashed by my magic, right? You need to be my army. Now! Be my army! Fight those Bindi People or you're all getting sniped!

Blue Bush Wizard:
Sorry, I'm not usually this mean and bossy. I'm just mad 'cause I left all my f***ing sh*t at home.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 day ago

Sarah:
Don't mind my friend, Rachel. I think she really likes you. She just has a tough time expressing emotions sometimes.

Possum:
Oh, my god, that's fine. Don't even worry about it, seriously. To be honest, the fact you put up with such a toxic friend like Rachel shows how much of a good person you are, Sarah.

Sarah:
[sighs] God, you're so cool.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 day ago

[when Rachel puts on headphones for the silent disco]

Blue Bush Wizard:
[to Rachel] Oi, you! Yes, you. Listen to me. Listen very carefully. Keep dancing. Don't stop. Ok, quick backstory. I forgot my music back at the apartment. I don't wanna look like an idiot in front of Quadruple Jay. So-So just pretend look you're dancing, alright? Look up.

[Rachel sees a sniper pointing a gun at her]

Rachel:
Ugh...uhh... [keeps dancing]

Blue Bush Wizard:
Good, good. Just keep dancing and everything will be fine.

Dark Red Shirt Guy:
Oh, god! I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!

[as Dark Red Shirt Guy runs, he gets sniped]

Miki:
Talk about big mood. Looks like somebody just got assassinated by a sniper bullet on the dance floor.

Stav:
Yeww! Sun's out, guns out.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 day ago

[when Rachel almost gets the Tame Impala shirt inside the tree, a rat bit her]

Rachel:
HEY, COME HERE, YOU LITTLE F***! GRRR!

Possum:
Oh, no! Pwease, no!

Sarah:
Oh, my god, Rachel! It can talk!

Possum:
Pwease! I'm just wittle baby possum.

Sarah:
Oh, don't hurt him, Rachel ,please.

Rachel:
He f***in' bit me.

Possum:
Pwease, before you hurt me, just listen to my story, pwease?

Sarah:
Oh, come on, Rachel. He's saying 'pwease'.

Rachel:
[groans] Fine.

Possum:
My story begins back in time 5,000 years ago. The Blue Bush Wizard was trying to dominate all possums on the land. And I made the mistake of trying to fight back. I rallied my possum brethren around me, but, alas, we were no match for his epic and super-powerful magic spells. They fell in battle. my fellow possum soldiers, that is. I was captured and locked away in the cage in the tree until you rescued me.

Blue Bush Wizard:
[evil laughs] I'm a wizard.

[story ends]

Possum:
Pwease take me home so I can see my mummy. [whiny sobs]

Sarah:
Oh, it's alright, little buddy. You're gonna be fine. Ok, Rachel. let's take him back to his nest.

Rachel:
I'M NOT TAKING THAT POSSUM ANYWHERE.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 day ago

[after Rachel steers the car over to the Bush Doof sign where they got in an bumpy accident, they met a strange orange creature]

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Welcome to the Doof! I am Peleeken Mischief Maker. And, yes, it is OK to park your car here. Welcome! Have a dreamcatcher. Have two, have three! Just kidding. Maybe just two.

Sarah:
Oh, thank you!

[Rachel throws the dreamcatcher at a rock]

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Ooh! Positive vibes ONLY, everybody! [chuckles] Anyhoo, I must summon our transport. Bligdip.

[when PMM summons their transport by screaming in a extreme moment, the scene cuts to Sarah and Rachel riding on a Bush Bus with PMM]

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
[singing] Riding on the Bush Bus, riding on the Bush Bus. All day long, all day long.

[they finally arrived at Bush Doof]

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
This is the main area of the Bush Doof. There's the drum cube. Dreamy vibes and genuinely good acoustics.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
OH! And there's the silent disco. Aesthetic vibes as fudge and headed by the Blue Bush Wizard himself!

Blue Bush Wizard:
Yes!

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
SENSATIONAL! And over there, my friends. They're my BEST friends!

Cap Person:
We're not you're friends, Peleeken! You--We f***ing hate you, man. You come off way too strong.

Ponytail Girl:
Go away.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
They're just kidding around. We're besties. Roar! Roar! I'm a dinosaur. Roar. [giggles] Anyhoo. Have fun Have fun at the Bush Doof! Love you, love you, love you! Love you! [leaves while crab walking]

Rachel:
Sarah, I just, uh, I have to tell you something, just so I can get it off my chest. Um, one day I'm going to kill Peleeken Mischief Maker.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 day ago

Miki:
[on radio] Hey, Stav and Miki here, and you're listening to Quadruple Jay.

Stav:
Totes. Hey, if you're mungin' down the Hume Highway now and wanna go to a totally cooked party, there's a fully sick Bush Doof...

Miki:
Whoo! Bush Doof.

Stav:
Yeah, we're broadcasting live from The Bloof, and it's already heaps chockers. We're so excited.

Miki:
We're literally super psyched. Like, screaming right now. [drawls] super...psyched.

Miki:
Come on down and you can win a free Tame Impala shirt.

Stav:
Tame Impalaaa.

Miki:
Tame Impalaaaa.

Rachel:
[licks her lips] Mmm. Yummy. T-shirt.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 day ago

Rachel:
When are we getting to the club?

Sarah:
We're not going to a club, Rachel. We're just going on a nice relaxing Sunday drive.

Rachel:
WHAT?!

Sarah:
It'll be nice and refreshing, Rachel. I think we both need it. Here, let's put on the radio.

Rachel:
When are we getting to the club?

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 day ago

[after Xavier made the the Hobo #1's Aura leave by becoming an defensive parent]

Xavier:
Now go, run to her. She's crying out for you. I set her up. Knockers down.

Hobo #1:
She left me, like everything I love! I need stronger adhesive. I can't handle being abandoned. [uses a staple gun to staple one of his arms]

Xavier:
Welp, I'm gonna take off. [turns around intensifies] BUT I'M NOT GOING TO REST UNTIL I FIND HER and get you two soulmate back together! I shall be your cupid only this winged cherubic archer won't be so quick cut to the kill.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 days ago

Brad:
Hey, uh, Sarah? Bin and I broke up. Yeah, I'm not ready to look after a kid. I was thinking maybe you and I could...give it another shot?

Sarah:
I would love to--

Rachel:
Sorry, Brad. Chicks before dicks. [spits mucus on brad]

Brad:
[whines] Ewww!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 5 days ago

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