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[Dr. Steve Brule goes to Hollywood Men to meet friends]

Dr. Steve Brule:
I was just, uh...just trying to make friends, and somebody told me this is -- This is where the men hang out.

Men #1:
All the chicks come and see you and pay lots of money.

Dr. Steve Brule:
We don't have to let the girls into the club. It could just be for boys only. Or men.

Men #1:
No, I don't think so.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
What's a friend? How do you get a friend? How do you keep a friend? How come I don't have a friend?

Dr. Steve Brule:
I was at a place where they have f-friends. It was a club of men -- [music cue plays]

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Dr. Steve Brule:
Today's show is about friends. How come I don't have any friends. Anyways, let's check it out.

Guy:
Zoom.

[camera zooms on Dr. Brule's face]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Zoo-- [opening theme plays]

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Dr. Steve Brule:
"Knock-knock. Who's there? Your friend. But I don't have any friends".

Dr. Steve Brule:
That's a comedy joke by Dringus and Drumble Comedy Team.

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[after the Fear episode is ending]

Dr. Steve Brule:
[after accidentally getting his finger cut off] That's my show. What did we learn today?

Dr. Steve Brule:
Pruppets come from marinara.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Pluppets aren't real, but they can come to life.

Dr. Steve Brule:
It helps to touch a friend's pruppet.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Prumpkins aren't pruppets, but they can cut your fingers off.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[to Denny] Where'd you put it? No. No, you dingus, not in the garbage can. I said put it in the sink with cold water. Get it out of the garbage.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
For this part of the show, we're gonna show you something that I'm not as scared of, which is jack o' lanterns. My guest, who's gonna show us how to make a jack o' lantern, is my first guest, Sandy Grungerson (Sandy Sanders).

Sandy Sanders:
Well, thank you very much. Thank you for having me.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Sandy, you look a little bit like a witch.

Sandy Sanders:
Uh, no, I'm not.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Do you have a black cat?

Sandy Sanders:
I do, as a matter of fact, yes -- Boots. But he has white...white boots on...paws.

Sandy Sanders:
So, the first thing is to get your knife.

Dr. Steve Brule:
I know how to do it.

Sandy Sanders:
Okay, well --

Dr. Steve Brule:
You already cut this part. [cuts the top off the pumpkin] It's easy. You already did it, so it's easy.

Sandy Sanders:
Yes. Taking out the seeds.

Dr. Steve Brule:
I'll just use my hands.

Sandy Sanders:
Okay. That's a good idea. You just reach in there, and you can put all the seeds into here.

[Dr. Brule felt disgusted when he puts all the seeds inside the pumpkin]

Sandy Sanders:
Yes, I know -- That's the part I usually have the kid do.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Feels yucky in there.

Sandy Sanders:
Some people draw--

Dr. Steve Brule:
I don't have to draw it. I know how. You just make a nose hole. You just go like this.

[as Dr. Brule make a nose hole inside the pumpkin, he then accidentally cuts one of his fingers off inside the pumpkin]

Dr. Steve Brule:
DANG IT! For your finger.

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[while Dr. Brule is still afraid of David Liebe Hart's puppet]

David Liebe Hart:
[imitating his puppet] Don't be afraid. I won't hurt you.

Dr. Steve Brule:
How come your mouth moves when he talks?

David Liebe Hart:
[muffled] I am not afraid.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[to Denny] Do you see his mouth moving?

David Liebe Hart:
Hi, there. I'm -- I'm...

Dr. Steve Brule:
You're talking!

David Liebe Hart:
I'm just smiling. No, no, no. It's the puppets talking.

Dr. Steve Brule:
He's making into words.

David Liebe Hart:
You want to hold and touch me, coz? I don't bite. Go ahead. Don't be afraid.

Dr. Steve Brule:
It's not even soft. It's not even, like, a body. It's made of wood.

David Liebe Hart:
Yeah, it's make-believe. It's not real.

Dr. Steve Brule:
What do you do -- Press this button?

David Liebe Hart:
Yeah, that moves it up and do-- Moves up and down. And just move the wood inside. Makes the mouth, the big -- The big wood in there makes the mouth move up and down.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[imitating DLH's puppet] Hi. [laughs] I can do it. [imitating] I know. All I need I big -- [starts to get scared again] Uh, that's -- That's it. AAAAAAAA--

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Dr. Steve Brule:
I'm here with my guest, Dr. Daniel Jungle Hart (David Liebe Hart), who comes from the University of Puppetry.

Dr. Steve Brule:
I'm afraid of puppets.

David Liebe Hart:
Well, you don't have to be afraid of them. My puppets are very well trained. They won't scare you.

Dr. Steve Brule:
No way, jose.

David Liebe Hart:
What if I had a beautiful woman puppet come at you? Ha! You wouldn't run or be afraid of her.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[giggles] That sounds alright. Let's...look at the puppets.

David Liebe Hart:
Sure I can.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[exhales deeply]

David Liebe Hart:
Got to open up the container.

Dr. Steve Brule:
I don't know. Denny, if I get too afraid of the puppets, I want to say, "Pineapple", and that mean "Cut and clear the puppets".

[David Liebe Hart brings out puppet]

Dr. Steve Brule:
[wails]

David Lieve Hart:
[imitating his puppet] I won't hurt you.

Dr. Steve Brule:
PINEAPAAA--

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Carol Krabit:
And now Yesterday's Weather. Yesterday was a cool and moist, high in the 90s. I had to clean Little Ritchie's teeth with some steel wool. He's been getting into the shed again and sipping on floor wax.

Carol Krabit:
I told him to stay out of that damn [bleep].

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[Dr. Brule talks to Puppet Jan Skylar and Wayne Skylar]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Hey, what have you guys been up to?

Puppet Jan Skylar:
Well, we were just talking about sharing and how amazing it is to share.

Puppet Wayne Skylar:
And how sharing is important to any friendship.

Puppet Jan Skylar:
You know, I share the candy in my candy box.

Dr. Steve Brule:
And what else can you share, Janey?

Puppet Wayne Skylar:
Well, Steve, I share my heart and my body to my loved ones, especially my wife.

[PWS starts to smother PJS]

Puppet Jan Skylar:
Mm, okay. No, we don't need that. We don't need it.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Aww, you two are always bickering. [chuckles]

Puppet Wayne Skylar:
I'd like to just take a ride through the tunnel sometimes before work. And Jan, says, "No, that tunnel is closed".

Dr. Steve Brule:
I don't have to take the tunnel. I just use the expressway.

Puppet Wayne Skylar:
2 years, no access to the tunnel. That could make any man depressed.

Puppet Jan Skylar:
Well, there are certain people here in the studio's had plenty of access.

Puppet Wayne Skylar:
Are you letting people inside of this tunnel, in that clam house?

Dr. Steve Brule:
[happily] Is this still the show?

[Jan and Wayne Skylar gets done with their puppet acting when they started having an argument]

Wayne Skylar:
Are you letting people touch you here?

Jan Skylar:
Don't you touch me! Don't you touch me!

Wayne Skylar:
Let them touch you here? And they go in your tunnel here!

Jan Skylar:
Don't touch me! YOU DON'T TOUCH ME!

[then Wayne took off Jan's hair]

Jan Skylar:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

Dr. Steve Brule:
[crying]

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Dr. Steve Brule:
Wonder why I am so afraid of puppets.

Dr. Steve Brule:
I don't know. Just thinking it over.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
For your pluppets.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
BROO! Gotcha. Scared ya. [happily] Scared ya.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
Brob and Yarsula were really nice, but the real star of the show was the free show that I was gonna get. I was a little tired, but -- But I decided to just try to make it through and maybe rest while I watched the show. Hopefully, I wouldn't have a bad dream if I fall asleep.

[suddenly Dr. Brule wakes up into his bad dream]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Brob? Urlusa? Where am I? Where the heck are my dungus clothes?

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Dr. Steve Brule:
[narrating] Then I met this lady, Yarsula (Ursula Heinle), who makes puppets. I think she was a puppet.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[to Ursula] Brob told me that pruppets aren't real, but I know that you're real.

Ursula Heinle:
[laughs] I don't think so.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[narrating] She seemed nice enough. I couldn't find her strings. She seemed sweet as apple pie.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Maybe not all puppets are that bad. Some are sweet ladies.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
[narrating] So, I had a nice slow walk around the puppet place with Brob Barker. There were all different kinds of puppets -- Puppets to put your hand in, puppets you hang from a string called Marinaras. The place was creepy.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[narrating] When I would try to talk to them, they'd pretend like they couldn't talk.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[to a puppet] How are you?

Bob Baker:
Well, you can try talking to it, but I don't think he's gonna answer.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[narrating] Maybe he's right.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
I'm not scared of puppets, but they are put me a little on edge.

Bob Baker:
Well, don't be scared They're -- They're just made of wood.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Really?

Bob Baker:
Yeah, really.

Dr. Steve Brule:
They don't have puppet blood or guts inside of them?

Bob Baker:
No, no, no puppet blood -- Maybe a lot of glue.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
I'm a little bit scared of pruppets. Pluppets are little...people that can talk. And they are not nice.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
A bumblebee's sting or a witch's snout or a public bathroom or a daddy's shout...these are the thing that some find scary. [inhales deeply] Awful scary. Yes, very.

Dr. Steve Brule:
That's a song by Diane Drangle (Diane Daniels).

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[after the ending of Health]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Ti...well...that's pretty much all I have to say about today's show. How much more time do we have, Denny? Okay, well, roll 'em. Roll 'em.

[Dr. Brule stands there waiting for the credits to toll]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Why -- Why -- Doesn't have to be the full length every time. Could be shorter.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
Well, there you have it. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and sports are hard.

Dr. Steve Brule:
You don't have to be ugly.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Footballs aren't even shaped like a ball. Shaped like a egg with stitches.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Careful of prayers, they could be spells on you.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
Just take a pose. How does your body feel? Check in with it. Feels good. Salty. That's...your salt.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Hunks are not good listeners. Sorry, Doug.

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[Doug throws the ball to Dr. Brule]

Dr. Steve Brule:
I didn't say throw it back. Throw it back.

[Doug throws the ball to Dr. Brule again]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Little bit hard. Little bit hard.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
[to Doug] Just 'cause you're a hunk and you think you don't have to exercise, you're gonna get an injury. You can stand up now. You're out of time-out.

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