[as Elizabeth have sex with a cloned version of Victor Frankenstein]
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
No! I just can't!
Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
Look, I know what's in the way.
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Yes. It's pretty obvious.
Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
But I'm not him.
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Who?
Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
The Victor you've been with for all these years. How you put up with him I don't know. He just tries so hard.
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
You do -- I-I mean, he does?
Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
Yes! It's disgusting! He's such a people-pleasing, vulnerable open book.
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Hmm. I'd like to see that.
[Victor shows up]
Victor Frankenstein:
Elizabeth, I -- Well, well, well. Isn't this cozy?
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Victor! Come to bed! I want to experience this new you I've been hearing so much about.
Victor Frankenstein:
Shush!
Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
HOW DARE YOU BARGE IN?!
Victor Frankenstein:
Sorry.
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Don't let him push you around like that!
Victor Frankenstein:
He's not pushing me around. He's right.
Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
Yeah! I'm right!
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
[groans] Yuck! Look at you two. It's disgusting.
Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
Elizabeth, don't interrupt.
Victor Frankenstein:
Yes! We're conducting an experiment here.
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
All this experiment is proving is that you're both incredibly self-absorbed and insecure in two totally different, yet equally pathetic ways!
Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, yeah?
Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
Yeah. Oh, yeah? If you're so perfect, then why don't you try truly looking at yourself?
Victor Frankenstein:
Yeah! You try it!
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Fine. I will.
[switches to next scene where Victor created another clone of Elizabeth]
Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
There. Your brain and eyes.
Victor Frankenstein:
Go ahead.
Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
Yeah. Flip the switch, smarty.
Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Oh! Can I do this part!
Both Victors:
If baby needs his bottle.
[Dr. Henry Jekyll flips the switch on Elizabeth's clone]
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Hello. Elizabeth, dear.
Cloned Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Yes. I'm here, darling. Oh, my, you look wonderful.
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
So do you, actually.
Cloned Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Well, we have such catching up to do.
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Yes. Let's get away from these men and their machines.
Cloned Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Oh, yes.
[Elizabeth and her clone leaves]
Victor Frankenstein:
Now, how did she do that?
Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
Yeah! Both of them! How do they just like each other like that?
Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Who cares? Elizabeth's just a normal, healthy person. Now, you know what you guys should really experience? Looking at yourselves through me. That would not be a disappointment, I assure you, because I am a huge fan here -- Huge fan.
Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
Polidori, you gouge out his eyeballs. Victor here will extract his brain.
Polidori:
With pleasure.
