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[Jim Belushi sees Bride of Frankenstein]

Jim Belushi:
Hey...who's the fire bush?

Frankenstein's Creation:
She is involved with Vampire Gandhi.

Jim Belushi:
Gandhi? Pbffffffffft!

[Jim walks up to the Bride]

Jim Belushi:
Hey, how 'bout screwin' a Belushi?

Vampire Gandhi:
Gross!

Bride of Frankenstein:
Oh, you brute!

Jim Belushi:
Check out this move. [strained] Hey, what's my eyebrow doing?

Bride of Frankenstein:
Nothing.

Jim Belushi:
Alright. How 'bout now? [uses his finger to make it look like he's raising his eyebrow]

Bride of Frankenstein:
You're anti-charming.

Jim Belushi:
HEY! DON'T EVER SA--

[suddenly Jim feels something funny in his body]

Jim Belushi:
Uh...I think I need to...crack one off!

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 11 days ago

[when Jim Belushi came into the monster bar, the monsters were not having it one bit]

Werewolf Woman:
[horrified] OH, MY GOOOOD!

Jim Belushi:
Better than God -- Jim Belushi. Let the par-tay be-gay-n!

Werewolf Man:
That...doesn't...rhyme! [flies out of the glass window]

Frankenstein's Creation:
[to Jim] I couldn't help but notice that, like myself [slurps] People run screaming at the very sight of you.

Jim Belushi:
Yep. I'm like The Beatles.

[Jim uses an olive jar to pee in it]

Jim Belushi:
Ah. That's good. Up to the tippy-top.

Frankenstein's Creation:
[angrily disgust] There is a lavatory in the back, you know.

Jim Belushi:
Nah, too far. Plus, I get to grab a snort of the ol' essence. [sniffs his pee in a jar]

Count Chocolatey:
Disgusting!

Pig Monster:
WE HATE HIS PEE!

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 11 days ago

[after John Belushi drinks the serum when no one was watching, Victor came back with supplies and sees the patient turned into someone really good-looking]

Victor Frankenstein:
JIM BELUSHI!

Jim Belushi:
In the flesharoo, kangaroo. [chuckles]

Victor Frankenstein:
That's not funny.

Jim Belushi:
[grabs Victor] You're tellin' me what's funny, bucko?

Victor Frankenstein:
No. I'm telling you what's not -- And it's you.

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 11 days ago

[Blanket Jackson brings John Belushi to Victor's Castle for help]

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, my god! John Belushi! I'm his biggest fan!

Blanket Jackson:
Doc, this duder's way out of control. He, like, scarfs, guzzles, tokes, shoots, snorts, and bogarts everything he sees.

Victor Frankenstein:
But that's what makes him so much fun!

Blanket Jackson:
Yeah, but he's gonna end up like Farley, brah -- An before the show! You got to help!

Victor Frankenstein:
Hmm. I do want to see that show. Alright, I'll fix him so he can consume as much as he wants without harming himself.

Blanket Jackson:
Rad! Doc, you are totally saving my sweet, tight, little ass.

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 11 days ago

Ygor:
[chuckling] Dr. Henry Jekyll to see you.

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, great.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Hey, Victor! I know, it's me -- It's the annoying guy.

Victor Frankenstein:
It's a bad time. I'm in the middle of a thing.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Just, can you just -- I-I'm really, really, really excited about this one. And, um, you know, it's -- it's more transformative. I mean, that's-that's my wheelhouse.

Victor Frankenstein:
[sarcastically tired] Tell me all about it.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
This is a revolutionary new serum.

Victor Frankenstein:
"Serum".

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
It makes a human into the worst --

Victor Frankenstein:
Yes.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
-- version of its true self.

Victor Frankenstein:
What's it called -- "Marriage"?

Polidori:
[chuckles]

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
You know, there's a lot of people who -- Who would say that digging up bodies and sewing them together is low-hanging fruit.

Victor Frankenstein:
Why would I take you seriously? You start off as a doctor, you take a serum, you become Mr. So-And-So. I mean, how do you take notes?

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
I-I-I observe from within!

Victor Frankenstein:
From within?

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Is this a competition? Is science a competition? Anybody? Ygor?

Ygor:
[shrugs his arms]

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
[to Victor] Okay, look, obviously you're the more respected person. You developed time travel. You've got cadavers walking around --

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
I can see you're in one of your moods, and, uh, I know I'm gonna get my feelings hurt pretty soon. I will leave a sample here.

Victor Frankenstein:
Here's the deal -- No one wants to become their own monster, you idiot.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
I really d-don't like it when you im-impugn my intelligence, okay?

Victor Frankenstein:
You're an idiot, that's why.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Okay, I probably told you this before. I don't like it when people [distorting] CALL ME AN IDIOT!

[Dr. Henry Jekyll then transforms himself into Mr. Hyde]

Victor Frankenstein:
Here we go! Here we go, everybody! Look at you! [laughing] You can't even control it! And it's you! Write down some notes, if you would.

Mr. Hyde:
[write notes] Day three...

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, here we go.

Mr. Hyde:
Ugh! Monster!

Victor Frankenstein:
Wait a minute. You -- You a drew a picture of a tree.

Mr. Hyde:
Just hold on a second! Here's the thing.

Victor Frankenstein:
[crumbles it up] I'm not listening until you turn back until turn back into a doctor again.

Mr. Hyde:
I HATE YOU!

Victor Frankenstein:
I'm going to escort you to the door.

[Victor pokes Mr. Hyde with the stick making him leave]

Mr. Hyde:
I know how to say it with...

Victor Frankenstein:
That'll do sir. Thank you.

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 11 days ago

[Victor shows Polidori about vaginas]

Victor Frankenstein:
Ha! You see? I told you there's a little thingy inside!

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 11 days ago

[after Blanket saw John Belushi all drunked up and ruining Blanket's Bar]

Blanket Jackson:
McMann, you know this show's sold out. If he keeps this up, he's gonna Elvis Presley, Mama Cass, and Sid Vicious himself all at once! Then I'm gonna O.J. Simpson you right before I Kurt Cobain myself!

McMann:
B-B-But he won't listen to me, sir. He's out of control!

Blanket Jackson:
Only one thing to do. We're gonna have to take him to Frankenstein's place and Lindsay Lohan with him.

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 11 days ago

Announcer:
Live at the Scarriott Convention Center, the great John Belushiiiii! Just one performance, so hurry! LISTEN TO ME -- TICKETS WILL NOT LAST! ALL YOU PEOPLE DRIVE ME CRAZY!

Announcer:
A Duvet Braheemson production.

Blanket Jackson:
[on TV] My bad!

Joe Yunger:
[tired to Blanket] "My bad".

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 11 days ago

[meanwhile another one of Polidori's arms knocks on Victor's castle door and sees Polidori himself]

Polidori:
[to his other arm] Oh, you. I'm sorry, but you're too late. I've met some else.

[Polidori revealed to have a turkey head as his other arm]

Turkey:
SQUAWK! It's a living!

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 11 days ago

Show Announcer:
And our second prize goes to Dr. Moreau's Super Vampire Monster.

[while the audience are still clapping, the Super Vampire Monster hasn't come out yet, until Joe Yunger shows up to the stage and brings some news]

Joe Yunger:
[covered in super vampire monster blood] I regret to inform you that the Super Vampire couldn't be here tonight -- Or any other night. But I'll be accepting this award on his behalf, a-and I'm sure that he'd like to thank his mama, his agent, and God -- Who don't give a Louis Pasteur about science. SO SUCK IT, ALL Y'ALL!

Joe Yunger:
Now, personally, I'd like to thank the south, and I'll tell you another damn thing, too. The south is the greats region in this country. In the words of Martin Luther King -- [sees a skunk woman touching him] Get your unholy paws off me!

[Joe then gets sprayed by skunk's friend]

Joe Yunger:
AAAH! SON OF A B*TCH! Somebody get me some damn tomato juice! Get me some vodka, too! Hell, just bring me a damn Bloody Mary!

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 11 days ago

[Frankenstein's Creation shows his true talent]

Frankenstein's Creation:
I wanted nothing more than to make my creator proud this eve. 'Tis all I have ever strived for. But even though I am an utter MONSTROSOSITY... [voice breaking] I still fail to bring fear into the human heart. [inhales] I've proven to be a disappointment to the very man WHO CREATED ME! WHO BREATHED LIFE INTO ME! The pain that I feel now has become completely unbearable. [sobs]

[Frankenstein's Creation then gets a perfect score from judges]

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Attaboy!

Victor Frankenstein:
I don't believe it!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Of course I knew it all along. Being the wife of a mad scientist, it was obvious what would scare those repressed nerds the most.

Victor Frankenstein:
What?

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Emotion.

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 11 days ago

Show Announcer:
And next up, number 38, the reanimated flesh creature -- Now with tentacles -- Of Dr. Victor Frankenstein! Oh! I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen. That's Mr. Victor Frankenstein. Not Dr. -- Mr.!

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

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[after Victor got finishing up Frankenstein's Creation's look]

Victor Frankenstein:
[drunk] Super vampire/monster combo? You're gonna get slaughtered out there, Nancy.

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 11 days ago

Dr. Moreau:
Well! You actually showed up, Frankenstein.

Victor Frankenstein:
[scoffs] Of course I showed up. We'll just see who can make a scary monster. And what did you do, Mengele? Did you sew another pair of twins together?

Mengele:
[scoffs] Nein. E-Excuse me a moment.

[cuts to the next scene where Mengele goes the Twins' house where he actually sewed another pair of twins before]

Mengele:
[speak german] We need to work on our Act II.

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 11 days ago

[Polidori sees one of his arms returning back to him]

Polidori:
Well, it's about time. Uh, excuse me, everyone, but there's something that I haven't been able to do in a while. [goes to the restroom]

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 11 days ago

Dr. Moreau:
I know you're an erotic monster, Dracula, so I hope you don't mind biting this beastie.

Count Dracula:
Ah, it's okay. You know, I've been with ton of chicks. The dogs always go that extra mile. [chuckles]

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 19 days ago

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
I was cleaning out the morgue, and I just had to show you what I found.

[shows pictures of Frankenstein's Creation terrorizing a wedding reception]

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Wasn't he such a scary creation?

Victor Frankenstein:
Ugh. It's amazing what people used to think was scary. Now, please, Elizabeth!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Victor, I insist that you enter the creature in the contest.

Victor Frankenstein:
Don't be ridiculous! This is far too important.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
[singsong] I'll mangle your testicles.

Victor Frankenstein:
[singing] Ygorrr!

Victor Frankenstein:
Bring me a box of octopus tentacles. I need to spruce up the creature for THE SCARY MONSTER CONTEST!

Ygor:
[laughing] You got it!

Victor Frankenstein:
[to Elizabeth] Yeah, I'm gonna get it -- Gonna get it right in the balls.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
You have no idea.

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 19 days ago

[as Joe Yunger sees Dracula in the bar and getting ready to shoot]

Blanket Jackson:
Whoa! Keep it in your pants, brah!

Joe Yunger:
GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU DANG NAB GOOFAMAN!

Blanket Jackson:
No can do. Check out the signage, dudage.

[pans to the scene where one of the signs shows "no stabbing vampires"]

Joe Yunger:
Where'd all that crap come from?

Blanket Jackson:
Just bought the bar, brah. New owner, new rules. It's a chillax zone for good times only, brah. Hey, we'd all like to make the rules, and I just did. Psych! JK! [chuckles]

Joe Yunger:
[tired] "JK". Now, how much damn time you think that you're savin' by abbreviatin'? There's power in words!

Blanket Jackson:
[to the other vampires] Okay, what kind of dipping sauce would you bros like with your chicken wings? We got barbecue, ranch, blood.

Vampires:
Blood.

The Count:
Ranch. No, uh, blood, blood, blood.

Joe Yunger:
JK, my ass!

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 19 days ago

Joe Yunger:
Hey! How about payin' a little bit more attention to your regulars, you stupid unemployed actor?

T-Rex:
[roars] I hear they're remaking the sequel to Terms of Endearment...

Joe Yunger:
[angrily tired] This place is goin' to hell.

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 19 days ago

Victor Frankenstein:
Alright, we have a scary monster contest to win, so let's start from the top.

Frankenstein's Creation:
Scary Monster Contest? You know, I'm a--

Victor Frankenstein:
Yes -- A janitor, so sweep up and quit interrupting!

Polidori:
So, what should stick out of the monster's skull? Horns? Penises? Puppies?

Frankenstein's Creation:
ROOOOAR! I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF BLOOD-CURLING!

Victor & Polidori:
[both laugh]

Victor Frankenstein:
You couldn't scare anybody.

Polidori:
You're afraid of fire.

Frankenstein's Creation:
I'll show you GEUINE TERROR! [rips both Polidori's arms off]

Victor Frankenstein:
Give...me...those...ARMS!

[Creation throws Polidori's arms out of the window]

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, yeah, that was real mature.

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 19 days ago

Kid:
Wow! Dr. Frankenstein! Can you sign my brain?

Victor Frankenstein:
Would you get lost, kid? I'm drinking here!

Kid:
Ohh, but you're my favorite mad scientist ever, Dr. Frankenstein.

Dr. Moreau:
Hmph! I think you mean "Mister".

Victor Frankenstein:
[tired] Oh, great.

Kid:
Oh, great. Wow! Dr. Moreau! Will you sign my brain?

Dr. Moreau:
Of course. I'd be delighted. You know, young man, the scary monster contest is sponsored by the society of ill-advised experimentation, and we don't allow "Misters" to enter -- Doctors only, I'm afraid.

Victor Frankenstein:
Yeah, you're afraid -- Afraid I'll walk away with first prize!

Dr. Moreau:
Tell you what, Frankenstein. We'll give you a chance to prove it. This year, we'll allow you to enter the contest. [singsong] That'll be really hilarious!

Victor Frankenstein:
You're on. I'll be there, and then we'll see who's laughing. [laughs evilly]

[Dr. Moreau and his crew leaves]

Victor Frankenstein:
I'll show those hacks. This will be my opportunity to prove once and for all that I AM THE GREATEST SCIENTIST THAT EVER LIVED!

Joe Yunger:
Man, you ain't even a doctor?

Victor Frankenstein:
[sighs]

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 19 days ago

Random Vampire:
Hey, who do I have to suck on the neck until they die to get a drink around here?

[suddenly the Random Vampire gets killed by Joe Yunger]

Joe Yunger:
You're in my seat, you fancy-pants mosquiter.

Blanket Jackson:
Aw, dude! He was getting me my long island iced tea. [gets pointed with a shotgun from Joe] My bad.

Mary Shelley's Frankenhole  Movie Quote

added 19 days ago

Narrator:
And yet we know that when a butterfly flaps its wing in Sheboygan, it can set into motion a chain of escalating gusts that eventually results in a hurricane in Bali.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 20 days ago

[as Jack commands the Xtacles to blow up another mountain, one of the Xtacles gets crushed by mountain parts]

Joseph Bigsby:
OH, NO! Why is this happening? Nature hates us!

A.L.E.X.:
Well done, sir. Why don't you go celebrate with your friends?

Jack Taggart:
Friends? A leader can't afford to have friends.

A.L.E.X.:
Of course, you can't.

Jack Taggart:
What do you know about friendship, you're a damn hologram.

A.L.E.X.:
Well, that's hurtful.

Jack Taggart:
You're probably friends with a broken toaster or a point and shoot camera. Am I right? is that how you roll?

A.L.E.X.:
Yeah, those things don't talk.

The Xtacles  Movie Quote

added 27 days ago

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