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Pablo Myers:
Hello. I'm Pablo Myers from Myer's Super Foods. Looking for a new recipe to spice up your Sunday dinners? Try taking one head of broccoli and boiling it until it turns into mush. Then take one large can of Toad's Creamed Chipped Beef and Corned Beef Hash and add to boiling water.

Pablo Myers:
I've eaten this many, many times, and it never has given me a rash.

Pablo Myers:
I am Myer's Man.

[Pablo was about to say something else, but then it got cut off for the next segment]

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[Dr. Brule and the guys wear furry outfits]

Dr. Steve Brule:
How come I have to be the dronkey?

Furry Fan Girl:
You look good.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[to Denny] Can you see the donkey drangus on camera? Does it come with a bathroom hole? I had a whole can of creamed corn for breakfast.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Hey, I have an idea. Let's have an animal parade. Ready? Go.

[Dr. Brule and the guys do an animal parade]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Not that fun, but what else you gonna do dressed up like a dang animal?

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Dr. Steve Brule:
There are so many animals in the world. Like my old friend Tom Turkey right here. Guess what. Animals aren't just for petting or eating. I met some people who really want to be an animal who have the name of furries. We went to their house, and I talked to them about...well, you'll see.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
Hi. I'm Dr. Steve Brule. Welcome back to "Check it Out", the show where we check things out. Guess what we're checking out today. Can you guess?

Dr. Steve Brule:
ANIMALS!

Dr. Steve Brule:
Do you ever wonder what an animal thinks or how an animal is feeling? Why don't you ask, you jackass? Just joshing. A jackass is an animal, too. Let's check it out.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
[singing] They say that dronkey is man's best friend. [realizes his show is starting and sang it too early]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Go!

[one of the crew turn on the lights, so Dr. Brule can start his quote]

Dr. Steve Brule:
[singing] They say that dronkey is man's best friend, he'll be by you until you get to the end. Even if you need help when you're walking around with your hands full.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Just turn around and look, you dingus. Your best friend's an animal.

Dr. Steve Brule:
That was a folk song by Beverly Drangus.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
This episode of "Chunk it Out" is brought to you by Toad's New Cream Chip Beef Corned Beef Hash Combo Can. It's part of Toad's New Beef series. Come on down to Myer's Super Foods and pick up 10 cans. You can eat it cold, dummy. It's Combo Can. If you don't like Crimmed Chip Beef, just eat the Corned Beef Hash Part, you dangus.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
Well, that's everything we needed to know about space. What have we learned?

Dr. Steve Brule:
Leather jackets make it even make an old men look like a cool guy.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Wayne keeps Janny's whistle clean, uh, as a whistle.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Aliens are real. Told you.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Black holes are good for a nap.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Well, I'm glad you could stick around and learn something. Hopefully you learned something about space. If you didn't, it's not my fault.

Dr. Steve Brule:
We forgot to do rockets. [knocks down a solar system model]

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Carol Krabit:
Hi, this is Carol Krabit, with "Your Fortune". There will be a fancy party held in your honor. You will be asked to appear nude and pass gas onto a hat. The hat will be worn by a friend for the rest of the day.

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David Falk:
Um, so, you asked me to come out here today so you could talk --

Dr. Steve Brule:
Do you think there's life on Earth?

David Falk:
Absolutely. Absolutely.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Tell me a story about black holes.

David Falk:
Well, black holes are basically --

Dr. Steve Brule:
No, it has to start "Once upon a time"....

David Falk:
Okay. Once upon a time, uh...in the 17000s, we had some astronomers that wondered what would happen if gravity became so strong in a star that the object would capture its own light.

[then Dr. Brule sleeps dreaming about Jan Skylar in the shower with Dr. Brule]

David Falk:
And we've also found what's called super massive black holes at the centers of galaxies. These are things that are millions of times more massive than the sun.

Dr. Steve Brule:
This is a good story.

Jan Skylar:
You're my favorite doctor.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[distorted] You're my favorite Jan.

Wayne Skylar:
Hello, Doctor.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Get out of here, Wayne. This is my dream.

[then David Liebe Hart shows up in his dream seducing Dr. Brule]

Dr. Steve Brule:
AH! ITS THE DANG PUPPET MASTER!

David Liebe Hart:
WAKE UP DOCTORRR!

[Dr. Brule's dream ends]

David Falk:
You okay?

Dr. Steve Brule:
...

David Falk:
Well, I hope this, uh -- I hope this has been beneficial. I hope you the discussion.

Dr. Steve Brule:
If that's your opinion.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
Hi. I'm Dr. Steve Brule for a segment we call "Doctor to Doctor". My...Hi. My name -- Hi. My name's Dr. Steve Brule. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. I'm -- [coughs]

[Outtake 2]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Hi. I'm Dr. Steve Brule. Welcome to another one of our segments called "Doctor to Doctor". My first guest -- My next --

[Outtake 3]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Hi. My name's Dr. -- Hi. Welcome back. Hi. Our next segment is called "Doctor to Doctor", with Dr. Dingud Forester. He's here to talks about space.

David Falk:
Absolutely.

Dr. Steve Brule:
You look a little bit like a rat with glasses.

David Falk:
Um...right.

Dr. Steve Brule:
But it doesn't matter. You're a scientist. Who cares?

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Dr. Steve Brule:
If you wanna know about space, you have to know about the planets. If you want to know about the planets, you have to listen to me right now. Sun, Mercurus, Uraanus, uh, Water Planet...Plunto, and, uh, this one they didn't have a name for it yet. It's too far away.

Dr. Steve Brule:
You can name it if you want. You can name it Dorris, after my Mom...if you want. It's up to you.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
[repeating] Space.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
How did you learn so much about outer space, Drangle?

David Liebe Hart:
On my Caucasian side, I'm related to Orville and Wilbur Wright that made the airplane. And they got there by back engineering technology from working with the Omegans and the Carindians and the Baladians.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[serious] Listen, Drangle Hart...doctor to doctor, tell me the truth about the aliens. You don't have to -- You don't have to sugarcoat it with me. I can take the truth. Tell me which ones are real and which ones are bunch of baloney.

David Liebe Hart:
I'm telling you. I'm not lying. I was abducted. I'm telling you the truth.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Sounds like a bunch of mumbo-jumbo trash to me..

David Liebe Hart:
Well, you can't tell a doubting thomas anything.

[music plays intensifies]

David Liebe Hart:
...When am I gonna be able to get a copy of this? 'Cause I'm an actor, and I like to have a copy of everything I've been on.

[last music note intensifies]

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[Dr. Brule gave David Liebe Hart some milk so he can talk about aliens]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Have as much milk as you want.

David Liebe Hart:
Oh, that's fine.

Dr. Steve Brule:
What do the aliens look like --

David Liebe Hart:
Oh, more. [slurps] I know I'm part white, but this milk makes me whiter!

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Dr. Steve Brule:
What about aliens and U.F.O.S? They could come from space, too. Luckily, I have a neighbor who knows all about aliens. He told me he'd teach me about it if I gave him some milk.

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Terry Bruge-Hiplo:
Good morning. This is Terry Bruge-Hiplo. Here are this week's movies to watch.

Terry Bruge-Hiplo:
"Saw a Dang Stranger". I give it two kisses and three wet mouths. The film is nothing more than the card issues, wishes wrapped in that last bone, behind the dashed tore, and cramped seven lash.

Terry Bruge-Hiplo:
Moon bort zap feeble seven, tins botism, tis-uh-mista-pa.

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[Dr. Brule uses a telescope]

Dr. Steve Brule:
How do you work it?

Astrologist:
Well, all you have to do is look through this little, tiny eyepiece in the back. Can you see anything there?

Dr. Steve Brule:
Ooh. I see my apartment building. Let's see where else I can see? Whoa! Whoa! That's Janet's house. That's Jan and Wayne Skylar, the Married News Team.

[here we see Janet rubbing lotion on herself in her natural habitat]

Dr. Steve Brule:
That's right, girl. Get yourself clean. [to Astrologist] Buzz of, Doc. I need some privacy.

[Astrologist leaves]

[Jan's butt gurgling]

Dr. Steve Brule:
What's wrong.

[Jan starts to go on the toilet]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Uh-oh. Go number two. She's got to empty her spaghetti house. This is just my luck.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Come on, Jan. Pinch it off.

Jan Skylar:
WAYNE!

Dr. Steve Brule:
She's sitting on the potty.

[Wayne comes in helps Jan do something]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Oh! She can wash herself. Wayne's cleaning her whistle.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Come on, Jan. Show me your ham and eggs.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[smooches] First base.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
So, give it to me straight, Dingle. How big is the universe?

Astrologist:
We don't know. The universe may be infinite in size.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Tell me, then. How did this place start?

Astrologist:
Well, there was a guy named George Hail who hiked up this mountain 1903, and so he started it and founded the Mount Wilson Observatory. [sees Dr. Brule touching his jacket]

Dr. Steve Brule:
May I ask you a very serious question?

Astrologist:
Mm-hmm.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Where did you get this leather jacket?

Astrologist:
Oh, it was a gift.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Hey. Cool guy.

Astrologist:
[laughs]

Dr. Steve Brule:
So, what're y'all sitting up here on top of the rock, wasting your time for? Everyone knows space is just a bunch of rocks and gas, right?

Astrologist:
Well...

Dr. Steve Brule:
Got ya.

Astrologist:
Right.

Dr. Steve Brule:
What about in the old days before they had a big, uh, dirty church full of junk to look at the sta - Stars? What did Gralileo look -- Look though? What kind of microscope did he have?

Astrologist:
Yeah, we have one of those here. It's an old refracting type telescope, and you --

Dr. Steve Brule:
Let's check it out.

Astrologist:
Alright.

[Dr. Brule and Astrologist hold hands together like a married couple]

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Dr. Steve Brule:
[narrating] So, this man, name of dang, showed me around this big, old, dirty church where they have a microscope to look up close at stars. Look at me. Here I am, walking right there.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
Space. Didn't you always want to know about it? What could space be? What could it be made out of? What the heck is all those lights out there? Is it just a black curtain with holes in it?

Dr. Steve Brule:
I don't know! I'm trying to find out! That's why I went to an observatory to figure it out. I met there a guy, has the world's largest microscope for looking at space. He's a great astrologer. Name of dang.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
Hi. I'm Dr. Steve Brule. Today on "Check it Out", we're gonna learn about something that you don't know about.

Dr. Steve Brule:
It's called space.

Dr. Steve Brule:
You'd think you would know about it. It's all around you -- Stars and suns and moons and planets and earths and suns and planets. And stars.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Let's check it out. Shut the camera off. Save the batteries.

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Dr. Steve Brule:
"Moon man one, moon man one, this us, uh -- This Red Headquarters. You ready to go"? "Yes, I'm ready to go". "One small mankind". I'm gonna leap the heck out of this moon rockets".

Dr. Steve Brule:
That's a quote by Kneel Aurmstrang.

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Nick:
Oh, my god. I cannot believe we're on a private jet.

Rick Kruger:
Talk like you belong here, son. Call it a P.J.

Nick:
Aw, hell yeah! A P.J. I-I just -- I can't believe, like, a car brought us right up to the door of a plane. Like that's -- [accidentally opens up a wine bottle] Champers!

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Agent Copano:
How was your date?

Agent Harrington:
Stood me up.

Agent Copano:
Are you serious? Amelia Mushrooms did that?

Agent Harrington:
Don't even mention that name. She's dead to me. [said it calmly]

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