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[as Rachel opens up her present, her present was she expected to be]

Sarah's Mom:
They're prawn heads. Just what you wanted, Rachel. T-That's what you wanted, right?

[Rachel punches through a wall]

Sarah:
It's ok, Rachel. We can open my present together.

Sarah's Dad:
WHAT? No, tha-that present was for Sarah! You...nooo!

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added 7 days ago

Sarah's Mom:
Merry Christmas, girls. Sarah, your sister sends her love.

Sarah's Sister:
[who's stuck inside a family house painting] HELP MEEEEEEEE!

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added 7 days ago

[after G'elllx'Tharx killed Mayor Bunga, he gets out of Rachel's body]

Sarah:
What happened?

Rachel:
Dunno.

Walter:
Look, I'm just gonna say it. That was a fun adventure. We had some laughs. We had a bit of a cry. Sarah got to meet Trent. Rachel did all that stuff that just happened. Yeah, it was good!

Walter:
Sorry. I'm not gonna go on about it. I just...yeah. No, whatever. I'll just shut up. Don't worry about it.

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added 8 days ago

[after Mayor Bunga throws Rachel into the Big Hole, nothing happened, until seconds later, Rachel rises and became a god]

Mayor Bunga:
What? What the bloody hell is going on here?

Mayor Bunga's Assistant:
Wait a second. The prophecy was wrong all along! That's not the Big Hole. SHE'S THE BIG HOLE!

G'elllx'Tharx (possessing Rachel):
I am G'elllx'Tharx. I have hosted this mortal's body to speak to you from my realm. You constantly wish for a muddier promised land, but what you have failed to realize is you are already living in the muddiest promised land there is! You have all followed a false prophecy that I set up to test you. You're all so f***ing dumb!

Party Person:
Yeah, I have no idea what the f*** is happening anymore, hey.

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added 8 days ago

[Sarah goes to Trent's Tent first before saving Rachel, but she did not expect what Trent used to be on TV]

Trent:
[wheezes]

Sarah:
Trent?

Trent:
[as a naked goblin figure] Yes. It is me...Trent.

Sarah:
You...kinda look different than you do on TV.

[then Trent's arm starts to fall off]

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added 8 days ago

Both:
According...

Mayor Bunga:
[to his assistant] SHUT UP! JUST LET ME DO IT!

Mayor Bunga:
According to the prophecy, once the Big Hole feeds on this offering, it will open the gateway to the golden mud lands where there will be even more mud to do sick doughies in and smoke ciggies and all that kinda sh*t.

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added 9 days ago

[Rachel's reaction when she sees the Big Hole]

Rachel:
Ugh. Sigh.

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added 9 days ago

[meanwhile with Sarah and Walter]

Walter:
We have arrived.

[cuts to the next scene where Sarah and Walter have journeyed the same Dusty Truck N' Donut Master place where they had started from the beginning]

Sarah:
This is the front entrance.

Walter:
Yeah, sorry. I didn't know what I was doing.

Sarah:
What's that smoke?

Walter:
That's special smoke. Means someone's won the meat tray and they're gonna be sacrificed to the Big Hole.

Sarah:
Oh, my god! That could be Rachel! We need to get in there!

Walter Oh, okay. Well, I've got two tickets. We can use those to get in.

Sarah:
Oh, what? You had tickets the whole time? [sighs] Ok, whatever. Let's just go.

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added 9 days ago

Mayor Bunga:
Alright, stop the music! STOP THE MUSIC!

[the band stops]

Mayor Bunga:
Time for the meat raffle.

All:
[cheer]

Mayor Bunga:
Ok, so you all know the rules. If you came her on a roobah, you have a friend named Sarah. And your name is Rachel, the meat tray is yours!

Rachel:
Oh, damn. Wait. Wait! Wait, no, that's me! OH, MY GOD, THAT'S ME! I WON! I WON!

[Rachel runs to the stage for the meat tray]

Rachel:
[bleep] YEAH, MEAT TRAY!

Party People:
All hail Rachel, the hottest and funniest girl ever!

Mayor Bunga:
NOW!

[Mayor Bunga's Assistant pulls the lever, dropping the cage on Rachel]

Rachel:
Huh? What the f***?!

Mayor Bunga:
You idiot, Rachel! This was all just a big set-up!

Rachel:
What?

Mayor Bunga:
We know who you are, Rachel. We've been looking for you for a long time. OPEN THE BIG HOLE!

[Mayor Bunga's Assistant pulls the second level that opens the Big Hole]

Both:
It has been fore-

Mayor Bunga:
[to his assistant] No, let me do it.

Mayor Bunga:
It has been foretold that the Big Hole of Goondawindi must feast on the filthiest being ever and in doing so, it will take us to the promised land -- An even muddier and sicker land than this.

Rachel:
What the f*** is going on?!

Mayor Bunga:
We tricked you, Rachel. You idiot! GOD, YOU'RE DUMB! YOU'RE A DUMMY, RACHEL!

Party People:
You're dumb, Rachel. [singing] You're so f***ing dumb. What is wrong with you, Rachel? GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW DUMB YOU ARE!

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added 9 days ago

[Sarah and Walter sees a green guy running in the bushes]

Walter:
Wait a second. Is that bloody, Thomas? Oi, Thomas!

Thomas:
F***IN' WALTER.

Walter:
What's happening, mate? Bring it in, mate. Bring it in. Yeah, great to see ya.

Thomas:
It's really good to see ya.

Walter:
Been a while, hasn't it?

Thomas:
It's been ages.

Walter:
Been a long while, yeah. How's -- How's Trisha going?

Thomas:
Oh, uh, look, she actually...she passed away about a -- About a year and a half ago now.

Walter:
My god. I'm...I'm so sorry to hear that.

Thomas:
Yeah, look, I-I didn't really tell many people. But, um, yeah, look, I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm alright. I'm doing alright.

Walter:
I don't know -- I don't know what to say. That's just awful.

Thomas:
Yeah, look, now like-like I said, like I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but I didn't really tell many people.

Walter:
No, it's absolutely fine. Y-you gotta do what you gotta do.

Thomas:
Yeah.

Walter:
If you ever need anyone to talk to I'm always here, so.

Thomas:
Look, thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, but how are you? How are you going? How's -- How's Jenny?

Walter:
Uh, yeah, Jenny's good. We're good. We just bought a place in bloody, uh, Emerald, actually.

Thomas:
Oh! Oh, that's great.

Walter:
Really nice house, actually.

Sarah:
Um...I really need to get to...that thing.

Walter:
Oh, okay. Sorry, sorry. Let's go. Yeah, sorry, sorry. Let's go.

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added 9 days ago

Walter:
Here it is. The Tree of Lilliak. What a sight for weary eyes this is.

Walter:
I pissed on this tree once. I think it was, um...last February or March or something. It was definitely early last year, though.

Sarah:
Does this have anything to do with getting to the back entrance?

Walter:
I mean, nah, not really. But I just thought it was kind of interesting, that's all. Ok, yeah, don't worry about it. Don't worry.

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[while Mayor Bunga and his assistant secretly watched Rachel partying]

Mayor Bunga's Assistant:
Should we act now, milord?

Mayor Bunga:
No. After the band has stopped playing.

Mayor Bunga:
This is a sick track.

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added 9 days ago

[someone touches Sarah]

Sarah:
[screams]

Walter:
It's ok. It's ok. Just a shaman. Just a harmless bush wombat shaman.

Sarah:
Oh. Okay. Hi.

Walter:
What's got you down, love?

Sarah:
I don't have tickets to get into the Dusty Truck N' Donut Muster. I came all this way to see Trent from Channel 10.

Walter:
Well, well. Looks like it might be your lucky day. I can take you to a secret back entrance where you don't need tickets to get in.

Sarah:
Really?

Walter:
[sniffs] Yep. But I warn ya, it's an epic and treacherous journey. We will leave at dawn.

Sarah:
Um...can we just...go now?

Walter:
Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Sorry. Sorry, yeah. Nah, we can...we can go now.

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added 9 days ago

Both:
Greetings!

Mayor Bunga:
[to his assistant] Shh. let me do it.

Mayor Bunga:
Greetings. Welcome to the Dusty Truck N' Donut Muster! I'm Mayor Bunga. Please present your tickets.

Sarah:
Wait. I didn't know there were tickets.

Rachel:
Oh, my god. You didn't buy a ticket?

Sarah:
No?

Rachel:
Ugh! It literally said in the commercial to buy tickets. You're so dumb, Sarah.

Mayor Bunga:
F***in' hell, Sarah. You always do this.

Mayor Bunga's Assistant:
Jesus christ, Sarah.

Mayor Bunga:
YOU ARE SO STUPID, SARAH! YOU ARE STUPID!

Rachel:
Ok, I guess I'll see you later.

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[Sarah and Rachel gets in a van with a stranger]

Strange Guy:
So what's a few cute girls like you doing out in the country?

Rachel:
Dusty Truck N' Donut Muster. Getting a meat tray.

Strange Guy:
Oh, yeah, I can take you there. We might just have to take a little detour. [smiles creepily]

Rachel:
F***, it's hot in here. Sweating like a f***ing do. Chuck the air con on.

Strange Guy:
Yeah, alright. [turns the a/c on]

Rachel:
F***! Got dust all in my throat from walking outside. [throws up and spits]

Strange Guy:
Ugh. [groans]

Rachel:
Yeah, that air con's doing nothing, eh? My [bleep]'s like [bleep] cheese factory down here. [pulls out a dead creature from her whatchama calls it] Yeah, that's definitely been up there for a while.

Strange Guy:
[changes his mind] Uh, ok. Yeah, we're here. Uh, yeah, don't worry about the short cut.

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[Sarah and Rachel go to Dusty Truck N' Donut Muster by walking]

Sarah:
Are we gonna die out here, Rachel?

Rachel:
Yeah.

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[Sarah fantasizing Trent as a cloud]

Roobah the Kangaroo:
Oi! Stop fantasizing down there. It's distracting me.

[Roobah suddenly crashes into a tree]

Sarah:
Oh, my god. I think its neck is broken. What do we do?

Rachel:
Kill it.

[Sarah steps on the kangaroo's neck making the kangaroo scream painfully]

Rachel:
Nah, let me try.

[Rachel steps on Kangaroo's eye]

Sarah:
OH, MY GOD, THIS IS AWFUL! JUST KILL IT!

[Rachel then gets done stomping the kangaroo]

Roobah the Kangaroo:
Oh, yeah, that should do it.

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[Sarah and Rachel gets a transport with a kangaroo]

Song:
[singing] F***IN' ROOBAH! F***IN' ROOBAH! F***IN' ROOBAH! Who gives a sh*t?

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Mayor Bunga:
OI, YOU! This weeked, come down to Goondawindi for the famous annual Dusty Truck N' Donut Muster. There's gonna be live music, cars, beer. You can even meet TV's Trent! The host of Channel 10's 'Outback Trent'. He's here, he's hot. F***ING HELL, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?!

[Trent talks to Sarah in while being in the commercial]

Trent:
Come find me, Sarah.

Sarah:
[surprised]

Rachel:
[to Sarah] HEY!

Rachel:
The tv's on.

Mayor Bunga:
We'll also be holding the Goondawindi raffle where you can win the coveted GOONDAWINDI MEAT TRAY! Packed by Farmer Ethel herself.

Farmer Ethel:
[as an old lady] I packed it meself.

Mayor Bunga:
It's got your sausages, your rissoles, BLOODY EVERYTHING. IT'S MEAT TRAY. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? [throws the meat tray] F***!

Sunglasses Dude:
Get your tickets now, c***s.

Rachel:
I want that meat tray.

Sarah:
Let's go.

Sarah's Dad:
If you girls are going to Goondawindi, you should borrow my TomTom GPS. Works perfectly fine. I just bought it off eBay too.

Sarah:
Um, nah, it's ok. We can just use our phones.

Sarah's Dad:
[crumbles up the TomTom GPS] OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, THEN. NOPE, I WON'T SUGGEST ANYTHING ELSE ANYMORE. I WON'T SUGGEST ANYTHING ELSE. Y-Y-YOU GIRLS...YOU GIRLS HAVE FUN. YOU GIRSL HAVE FUN. AH, JUST LEAVE. LEAVE. I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP BUT--

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added 9 days ago

[Sarah's parents watch a man hitting a house, with a random scribble on TV]

Sarah's Mom:
Oh, that's a nice house, isn't it, Bill?

Sarah's Dad:
WHAT?!

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added 9 days ago

Rachel:
Hey.

Sarah:
Hi.

Rachel:
So I'm sorry that I didn't really care about you being a plus one or being dragged away by demons or whatever. So, yeah, whatever. I'm sorry.

Sarah:
[sighs] That's ok. To be honest, I was, like, really angry at you at first, but I thought about it a lot in, like, the last half-hour or whatever and I realized that...

Rachel:
Uh, can you please stop talking?

Sarah:
Oh, sorry.

Rachel:
Look at this photo I got with Maddison. [shows a picture with Maddison's ugly face in it]

Sarah:
You look so f***ing hot.

Rachel:
Nah, I'm fugly. But thanks.

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[after Sarah and Lucas got done burying the hooded robber]

Lucas:
Ah, yes, the deed has been done. [slurps]

Sarah:
You can't tell anyone about this.

Lucas:
Oh, I won't tell anyone, Sarah. As long as I can get a kissy.

Sarah:
What?

Lucas:
If I can get a kissy, I won't tell a soul what happened here today. But if I don't, who knows what I'll dooooo...? [creepily spins his head around]

Sarah:
Ok, fine. One kiss.

[as Lucas was about to kiss Sarah, the hooded robber rises]

[Lucas shrieks and quickly runs away like a lizard]

Hooded Robber:
Ohh, me head! What happened?

Sarah:
Um, I hit you with, like, a bag of ice and we thought you were dead so we, like, buried you or something. Soz.

Hooded Robber:
Look. I'll be honest with ya. Me car's broke down on the way to the airport 'cause me missus and I have gotta catch a flight and her phone's gone...just gone dead. And we need to call the NRMA to come fix the car, but I-I need money for the payphone and I was just...I like, you wouldn't happen to have, like, two bucks on ya, would ya?

Sarah:
No, sorry.

Hooded Robber:
Oh, yeah, ok. Yeah, no worries. God bless. [leaves]

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[when Rachel finally gets a selfie with Maddison, Rachel's phone didn't work]

Rachel:
Sorry. It's kind of f***ed.

Maddison:
Ok. That's enough.

Rachel:
Wait. One second. It hasn't taken a photo yet.

Maddison:
I said that's ENOUGH!

[then Rachel's photo finally gets taken]

Maddison:
Soz, abbe, I should probably mingle and talk to more people. It was so nice to see you, though.

Rachel:
[while getting kicked out] Ok, maybe we can catch up soon.

Maddison:
Yeah, I don't know. I'm really busy lately. So, like, yeah, I don't know. Uh, say hi to Sarah for me, though.

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[Rachel and Maddison meet each other in a serious sequence]

Maddison:
Oh...Rachel. Is that you?

Rachel:
[passive aggressive] Hey, Maddison. Yeah. How are you?

Maddison:
Oh, my god. Good. I haven't seen you in ages. Are you still friends with Sarah?

Rachel:
[passive aggressive] Yep. She still my bestie.

Maddison:
Oh, my god. That's so cute that you guys are still friends. I don't talk to anyone from high school anymore.

Rachel:
[passive aggressive] Heh-heh. Well, it looks like you're having an awesome life.

Maddison:
Yeah, I'll be going over to Europe next month. I actually have a lot of friends over there. Have you been overseas?

Rachel:
[passive aggressive] No...I haven't. I'd love to, though.

Maddison:
Oh, my god. You sooo should. It would be really great for someone else like you. Hmph. It might broaden your mind.

Rachel:
[passive aggressive] Heh. Cool. So.... [normal voice] can I get a selfie?

Maddison:
[glaring] Yeah, of course.

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added 9 days ago

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