Dr. Steve Brule:
We're back with a very special segment on sleeping and how to share a bed. And with me, of course, is Jan Skylar. Jan, what's the most important thing for when you have to share a bed for sleeping?
Jan Skylar:
Well, it's very easy. The first things you do is you want to get into a very comfortable sleeping gown. This is my sleeping attire that -- I'm -- We'll be demonstrating with tonight.
Dr. Steve Brule:
I just have my underwears.
Jan Skylar:
Okay. That's fine. This is what I do every night. I get into bed, and I lure Wayney in. I lure him in like this. Sometimes it's nice to give a little reward.
Dr. Steve Brule:
[sees Jan's butt] And it's a nice view from here. Now what?
Jan Skylar:
Now you have to get into bed.
Dr. Steve Brule:
Okay.
Jan Skylar:
You got to get up in here.
Dr. Steve Brule:
It's wobbly.
Jan Skylar:
I always have a hard time falling asleep, but if I'm with someone I love, I usually have them bring their arm around like this, and they can put their hand wherever they want.
Dr. Steve Brule:
And it's right on your roast beef.
Jan Skylar:
Oops. [sniffs[ Ooh, that stickin' around like a potato-salad smell.
Dr. Steve Brule:
Yeah.
Jan Skylar:
It's in my tongue. And then we just give ourselves a kiss good night. We don't have to do that here.
Dr. Steve Brule:
Well, we could.
Jan Skylar:
Or we can give it a little...
Wayne Skylar:
Jan! [straining]
Jan Skylar:
Real close. And this is just for...for the viewers.
[Jan and Dr. Brule kissed in bed]
Jan Skylar:
And just like that.
Dr. Steve Brule:
Just a little peck.
Jan Skylar:
Try closing your eyes. That's what I always do. I'll just give you... [kisses Dr. Brule a couple times] right on the lips.
Dr. Steve Brule:
[smooching]
Jan Skylar:
And you can kiss me, too. Where would you want to kiss me if you could kiss anywhere?
[Dr. Brule kisses Jan's breasts]
Jan Skylar:
Oh. That's fine. That's fine.
Dr. Steve Brule:
Right on the roast beef.
Jan Skylar:
They deserve it.
Wayne Skylar:
[angrily exhales deeply]
Wayne Skylar:
NO!
[Wayne gets in bed with Jan and Dr. Steve Brule]
Dr. Steve Brule:
Don't squash me.
[Jan slaps Wayne's butt]
Dr. Steve Brule:
Is everything okay?
Wayne Skylar:
Everything's fine, Steve.
Jan Skylar:
Damn it, Wayne.
[Jan and Wayne both slaps butts at each other]
Dr. Steve Brule:
You're making the bed jiggle.
[then Dr. Brule gets in on the fun]
Dr. Steve Brule:
Shh! For your health.
