Dr. Steve Brule:
Let me just ask you straight. Can I be a priest, please? Pleeease?
Dan Hooper:
It would be hard if you don't study.
Dr. Steve Brule:
I've never sinned. Can I be a priest?
Dan Hooper:
You never did anything wrong?
Dr. Steve Brule:
Nope.
Dan Hooper:
You never stole anything.
Dr. Steve Brule:
[nods "no"]
Dan Hooper:
Okay. That's good. Have you ever had relationships with ladies that was not your wife, for exmaple.
Dr. Steve Brule:
One time, I tried to give a kiss on Cynthia Drangus. She said "No".
Dan Hooper:
Okay, well, then --
Dr. Steve Brule:
I passed the test here in the House of God. Ha-ha. Didn't make any sense.
Dan Hooper:
Well, then, you're right up there with Jesus, I guess.
Dr. Steve Brule:
It's lonely at the top.
Dan Hooper:
It can be. Most of us have done things that we regret later.
Dr. Steve Brule:
I'm a priest, too. I could be if I say I am. I don't need to be a priest. I'm a doctor. See you at church, suckers.
