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Dr. Gardner:
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to witness the greatest tool in law enforcement since racial profiling -- The Brain Drain.

Captain:
This thing really work?

Dr. Gardner:
It better. I sunk every penny I have into it.

[Dr. Gardner turns on the Brain Drain]

Announcer:
This Brain Drain is sponsored by Adelman's Marshal Poison.

Captain:
What is this sh*t, Gardner?

Dr. Gardner:
Well, if you didn't want to sit through ads, you should have paid for Brain Drain Pro.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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Susie Wagner:
Hey. I just gave my statement, and I just want you to know I didn't say anything.

Chris Monsanto:
Huh?

Susie Wagner:
About...you and...Brett.

Chris Monsanto:
Great. Thank you. Whatever. Honey, I got bigger fish to f***. They're gonna brain-drain that Moss guy. Hey, here. Here you go. Here's a little peanut for ya. Here you go.

Susie Wagner:
What?

Chris Monsanto:
No? Whatever.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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[Chris feels the walls getting older and having hair on it]

Chris Monsanto:
Yeah. As you can see, it's getting a little stubbly around here. I mean, lately, I can't walk through this place without feeling like I'm getting a bear hug from Candy Crowley.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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[after the coke and money crime at the dock]

Chris Monsanto:
Well, all's well that drowns swell.

Captain:
Great work, Chris. You got those four or five guys.

Chris Monsanto:
Well, thanks, Cappy, but I couldn't have done it without the help of our good friend global warming.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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[Dock Thug #2 sees the money crawling away]

Dock Thug #2:
What the hell? That money is starfish.

Dock Thug #1:
That coke's white ants.

[shows the scene that has coke literally made of white ants]

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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Chris Monsanto:
[to Susie] How do we prevent people from finding our that I killed Brett?

Bernard Moss:
[gasps] I heard. I know everything.

Chris Monsanto:
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know.

Bernard Moss:
No, I didn't before, but now I do. You got nothing on me now, Prince. I heard it all. I HEARD IT ALL!

Dock Thug #1:
HE HEARD IT ALL!

[Dock Thug #1 shoots Bernard Moss]

Bernard Moss:
Ka-plop. [dies after falling into the ocean]

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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Chris Monsanto:
You know, Susie, uh, I've been thinking a lot about that friend you were talking about and, um, how I said that everybody's in it for themselves?

Susie Wagner:
Oh, yeah?

Chris Monsanto:
Yeah. Did you ever think about getting him to open up about it and talk about it and, you know, maybe secretly recording him? Because, apparently, the blackmail business is booming.

Susie Wagner:
I was talking about you, you idiot.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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[Bernard sees Chris hiding with Susie on a mission]

Bernard Moss:
There's that money-spending sack of sh*t.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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Susie Wagner:
Hey, thank you for coming with me to this cocaine bust.

Chris Monsanto:
Whatever.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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[Bernard Moss leaves to see Chris Monsanto]

Leo Prince:
[to Eleanor] Leaving you alone with Leo Prince is the second worst mistake your husband ever made...

Eleanor Moss:
...

Leo Prince:
...after being born, that is. [winks]

Eleanor Moss:
[smiles]

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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[Chris tries to call Bernard Moss by searching everyone's phone number]

Chris Monsanto:
[on phone] Hello. I'm calling on behalf of Bernard Moss. He knows what you did, and he --

[receiver hangs up]

Chris Monsanto:
Hello? Hello? [hangs up]

Chris Monsanto:
Hi, I'm calling on behalf of Bernard Moss. He knows what you did, and he --

[another receiver hangs up]

Chris Monsanto:
Hello. Hi. I'm not privy to that information, but I do know you did something that he observed, and, uh, well, he wants to blackmail you.

[many hanged up calls later]

Chris Monsanto:
[tired] I'm calling on behalf of Bernard Moss. He knows what you did --

Caller #1:
Stick your ass in your [bleep].

Chris Monsanto:
No, I am sorry. I don't think that's anatomically possible. Thank you, anyway.

Chris Monsanto:
You work for me now, and I work for him, so we're all in this together.

Caller #2:
Who the f*** is this?!

Chris Monsanto:
Yeah.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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Leo Prince:
I know you don't know.

Bernard Moss:
[scared] About what? About Chris?

Leo Prince:
Yeah. Chris. I know you don't have anything on Chris. You work for Leo Prince now. I'm Leo Prince.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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Susie Wagner:
I have this...friend who did something really bad, and I know about it, but no one else knows about it, and I don't know what to do.

Chris Monsanto:
...Screw him. Sell him out.

Susie Wagner:
What? Really?

Chris Monsanto:
Yeah. I'm telling you, honey, he'd give you up in a heartbeat. We're all in it for ourselves in this sorry pisspot.

Susie Wagner:
I don't think you completely understand the situation.

Chris Monsanto:
Look, you do the crime, you do the time. Hope the bastard fries for it.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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Kevin:
I came in yesterday morning, and they were all gone -- The groupers and starfish -- All of them.

Susie Wagner:
Do you have any enemies that we should know about?

Kevin:
Mm, I don't know. Maybe those zoo assholes.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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[as Chris and Susie reached their destination at the CityAquarium]

Susie Wagner:
Chris, you left the car on!

Chris Monsanto:
Oh, so what? We're only gonna be here for a minute. There's a wall down there, anyway.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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Chris Monsanto:
Where are we going?

Susie Wagner:
Aquarium. Stolen sea creatures. We're gonna question a marine biologist.

Chris Monsanto:
Hey, do you mind if we swing by Gertz's first? I got to pick up a bottle of bromide.

Susie Wagner:
Bromide?

Chris Monsanto:
It's not for me. Speaking of which, do you know where a guy can get a pair of compression socks around here?

Susie Wagner:
Who are you running errands for?

Chris Monsanto:
Don't worry about it.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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Bernard Moss:
I know what you did.

Chris Monsanto:
[gasps] Really?

Bernard Moss:
Yeah. I know everything.

Chris Monsanto:
[scared] About Brett?

Bernard Moss:
Yeah, and if you don't do what I say, I'm spilling.

Chris Monsanto:
What do you want?

Bernard Moss:
You work for me now.

[later, where Bernard goes to his apartment to see his wife while the scene is in a 70s styled ratio]

Bernard Moss:
Eleanor! Eleanor! Oh. Eleanor! You'll never guess the day I had. Go on. Guess.

Eleanor Moss; Save your serenading for the follies, Bernard. Spit it.

Bernard Moss:
I got one, Eleanor. After all these dry months, one just fell right into my lap -- Right there -- Ka-plop. Bernie Moss lap time for one grade-a chumperoo. Oh, Eleanor, if only you could have seen it. It started like any other day.

[Bernard flashback his scenes where he's been going around to random people's houses and apartments saying his quote "I know what you did"]

Bernard Moss:
[narrating] I went around cold-accusing anyone who'd give me an ear for a half a shake. It was a rousing string of the usual defeats and indignities. I was just about to give up on the whole thing.

Bernard Moss:
Stupid, no-good fool I am. Who was I kidding, thinking this was a good idea? Louse. Imbecile. [mocking] "I know what you did. I know what you did.

[while Bernard was angrily mocking his quote, he then sees Chris at the beginning of the scene where they first met, when Bernard accused him]

Bernard Moss:
I know what you did.

Chris Monsanto:
[gasps] Really.

Bernard Moss:
[gasps for surprise] Yeah. I know everything.

[Bernard's flashback ends]

Bernard Moss:
He bought it, Eleanor. I got him on the hook, right through the curl in his lip.

Eleanor Moss:
What's this mean?

Bernard Moss:
It means the sun's coming out, sweetheart. It means our luck's finally coming 'round. We'll squeeze him for dough, go to the coast. They got good hospitals there. You can get your heart treated. This chumps' gonna give us a future.

Henry Moss:
The only chump's the one I'm looking at. [referring to his father]

Bernard Moss:
Aw, Hank. Don't you see? I'm doing this for you. This goose will pay your way through College, grad school, even.

Henry Moss:
You know I ain't got the brains for College. You just want me to go so you can kid yourself into thinking your life wasn't a total failure. But all the College in the world won't make up for the fact that you let my sister die, and now Mom's in the bedroom shooting dope into her veins on account of it.

Bernard Moss:
[sobbing] Oh, god, Hank. Oh, god!

Henry Moss:
Your dinner's getting cold. [angrily leaves]

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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[after coming back from the Internal Affairs room]

Captain:
Morning, Chris. Where you been?

Chris Monsanto:
Oh, D'Alessandro. I think the guy's a little sweet on me.

Captain:
A new case just came in. I, uh -- I --

[Captain sees one of his hand getting absorbed into his desk]

Chris Monsanto:
Geez, Cappy, have you been hitting the syrup? You're starting to stick, there.

Captain:
Oh, so I am. Uh, that damn changeover.

Susie Wagner:
Changeover?

Captain:
Yeah, new Marshals are coming. Every few decades, uh, the old guard gets absorbed, and a new crop is spit out.

[sees the walls becoming watery]

Captain:
I guess my time's up.

Captain:
Anyway, uh, I got a report that a bunch of sea creatures have been stolen from the aquarium. I want you guys to go check it out.

Susie Wagner:
Um, I have a case that might be a little more pressing. There's been a lot of chatter about a cocaine deal going down at the docks this Thursday night.

Captain:
Sorry, kid. Drug busts don't make the headlines. Even landlubbers know that. If you want ink -- And I don't mean squid ink -- You better go find those missing squids.

Chris Monsanto:
Well, I think out friend, uh, Brett back there knows a thing or two about docking. Don't ya, Brett? [chuckles]

Captain:
Huh?

Chris Monsanto:
Well, somebody mentioned docks earlier in the conversation.

Susie Wagner:
Chris.

Chris Monsanto:
What?

Susie Wagner:
Brett's dead.

Chris Monsanto:
Huh?

[Chris gets a flashback realizing he already killed Brett in the chipper at the lumber mill which he completely forgot about it]

Chris Monsanto:
[gasps]

Susie Wagner:
...

Chris Monsanto:
Um, will you all excuse me? I think I've got to go take a walk around the toilet.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 9 days ago

[Chris signs his signature after telling his story of how Brett was killed, but ironically he wrote "I killed Brett", so instead he tries to scribble it to block it out]

D'Alessandro:
[sarcastic] Nice signature.

Chris Monsanto:
From your lips to God's hips. [italian accent] Arrivederci, fellas.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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[Chris tells a story about how Brett end up getting killed in a chipper]

Chris Monsanto:
We had cornered Nick Shipley and his goons down at the old lumber mill, and we were going in for the kill. One of them must have thrown a wig on that wood chipper, and Brett thought it was a pretty lady, and he dives in for a kiss, keister-first, upside-down, Mobley-style. 'Twas all she wrote.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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D'Alessandro:
Alright, Chris. Let's go through it one more time. How did he wind up in the chipper?

Chris Monsanto:
Fellas, come on. Is this really necessary? I mean, Marshals die every day. Don't you have more important things to investigate? Like, for example, how it's possible that Saul Rubinek hasn't been recognized for his film work yet? I mean, the man simply lights up the screen. I mean he really does, I dare say.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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[Captain shares his moments with Brett in the funeral]

Captain:
Brett Mobley -- A friend, a son to many. Here in the cold, we stand and muster. The milk what ate the honey goat. Never dawns the day. But clover fades what the dead cannot undone. Words in spirit, Autumn's Somber Jig. Who knew?

Captain:
I know I can't do that anymore. I'm -- I'm out of gasoline. Uh, I got my nose caught in a door once. Peeking in on a newlywed couple. Anyway, so long, Brett. I'll see you later. Toodle-oo, you rascal, you. [whispers to himself] I'll come over here and, by god, I'll crawl in here. I don't give a sh*t.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

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[secret quote]

Dr. Steve Brule:
I've come back from the dead, just like Jengus. Watch out for your health.

Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule  Movie Quote

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Dr. Steve Brule:
Hi. I'm Dr. Steve Brule. here to do a segment about death. Who cares?

Dr. Steve Brule:
Guess what I was just told.

Rob Karlin:
What?

Dr. Steve Brule:
When the doctor took my berry juice, told me I was important (impotent), so I can't have a baby.

Rob Karlin:
Okay. I'm sorry to here that.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Who cares? I just might as well be dead. This is the end of the line for me, Charlie. I'm just gonna hang up my saddle and just get out of here and just stop living. Here. Hold on to this.

[Dr. Brule gives his mic to Rob as he gets inside the coffin]

Dr. Steve Brule:
I'll miss you, old timer. [smooches] One more for good luck.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Denny, burn all the videotapes. I don't even care. Throw 'em in the trash.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Here he goes. Probably won't be too much air in here for very long.

Rob Karlin:
Okay.

Dr. Steve Brule:
The end.

Rob Karlin:
Alright.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Close her up, old-timer. Just going into the big white light. I really am gonna die, Denny. I'm gonna hold my breath till I die in here. I'll be dead! Just going to the other side where the alive people can't go. I'll miss you, Janny. I'll miss you, Wayne. And I'll miss you, Mommy. And I'm...oh, well.

[as Rob closes Dr. Brule's coffin, Rob leaves the ceremony]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Here we go. Slipping away. Get -- Getting a real musty smell here for my breath. [yawns]

[after the credits, Dr. Brule gets up from the coffin]

Dr. Steve Brule:
I'm hungry.

Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule  Movie Quote

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