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[Rachel sees a woman falling from Maddison's tower] Woman: Ah, ah...MADDISOOOOOON! [thud] Rachel: Cringe. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 9 days ago
Lucas: Sarah! Sarah: Oh. Hi. Lucas: I, it is so lovely to see you. I...I added you the other day, but...but you have failed to follow me back. What brings you to...to this fine merchant? Sarah: Just buying some ice. Lucas: Ah, fantastic. Ice -- The solid form of H20. Uh, such a magnificent phenomenon. Sarah: Ok. I'm gonna go get the ice now. Lucas: Ah, very well. Good luck on your quest. [sings upbeat ditty] [suddenly a hooded robber arrives] Hooded Robber: [pulls out a gun] Oi! Everyone put your f*ing hands up! Ya getting robbed, cs! Lucas:* Oh, please, sir, do not harm me. I am just a humble traveler he-- here to trade my coin for nourishment. Hooded Robber: Shut up! [Hooded Robber shoots one of Lucas' arm] Lucas: WHOOOA! Hooded Robber: Empty the cash register and give us all your f*ing money! [bleep] give it! GIVE IT! Cashier: Ok. [Sarah hits the hooded robber with a bag of ice] Lucas: Sarah, y-you've killed him! You've killed the grown man! Sarah: Oh, my god. Is he actually dead? Lucas: You're a murder now, Sarah. Murderer! We have to bury the body! Whee! – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 9 days ago
[while Sarah is mining in the Plus One zone] Sarah: Oh, my god! What kind of party is this? Old Miner: You get used to it after a while. And sometimes you can keep some of the stones that you crush. Hello. [gets zapped] Plus One Demon: Silence, Plus One! [to Sarah] You! We need more ice for the esky. You will go to the corner shop to purchase some. Fulfill your quest or suffer 300 more years in here! Sarah: Okay! Plus One Demon: [brings out his wallet] Here. Take $5 bucks. Should...should be enough. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 9 days ago
Demon Guard #3: Halt! This area is for Maddison's actual friends. Rachel: [with creepy beautiful face] That's me! Demon Guard #3: To enter, you must answer the following question. What day is Maddison's birthday? [Rachel looks for clues for a second] Rachel: Um, today? Demon Guard #3: ...That's correct. Demon Guard #4: Nice. Demon Guard #3: [surprised] Good...good job. Yep, go ahead, please. Demon Guard #4: Yeah, go. Feel free. Demon Guard #3: Yeah. Rachel: Thanks. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 9 days ago
Rachel: I need to get that selfie with Madison, even if it kills me. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 9 days ago
[Sarah enters the Plus One Zone] Sarah: Ok. Kinda random. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 9 days ago
Demon Guard: Halt! Present your invitation crystal. [Rachel gives the demon guard the crystal] Demon Guard #2: Ok, you may enter. Demon Guard: Yes, you may enter. Demon Guard: Thanks for the crystal. Demon Guard #2: Yeah, thanks for that. Not many people bring the crystal. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 9 days ago
Demon Guard: [grabs Sarah] WAIT! Are you the crystal-holder's plus one? Sarah: Yeah. Demon Guard: You must enter through the side door, plus one. [Demon Guard magically tattoo a mark on Sarah's forehead] Sarah: What the...?! Demon Guard: Minions! Take her! Rachel: [happily drunk] Bye, Sarah! Sorry, I didn't know. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 9 days ago
Rachel: SARAH! SARAH! Sarah: [far away] YEAH?! Rachel: [yells] WANNA GO TO A PARTY TONIGHT AS MY PLUS ONE?! Sarah: OH MY GOD! TOTALLY! I'LL JUST GO TELL MY PARENTS! [Sarah ask her parents] Sarah: Hey, um, I'm gonna go out tonight. Sarah's Mom: Oh, no. Sarah, no, no. Could you just stay in tonight instead? Ugh. All you do is go out to all these parties every single night. It's just...it's so worrying. It's worrying us. Sarah's Dad: [gibbers] Worrying us. Sarah: Uhh... Sarah's Dad: Before you go, Sarah, I found an article in the newspaper I think you'd really enjoy. It's right up your alley. Take -- Take -- Take a read of it. I think you'll really enjoy this. Sarah: Uh-uh, yeah, ma-maybe later. Sarah's Dad: [crumbles up the newspaper] OH, OKAY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT. NO WORRIES. I'LL JUST THROW THAT AWAY. YEP. LAST TIME I DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, SARAH. ALRIGHT, GOODBYE, GOODBYE. HAVE FUN. GOODBYE. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 9 days ago
Demonic Voice: Dear citizen, you have been invited to the sacred birthday party of the one and only Maddison the Beautiful. With over 2,000 followers, a daddy who knows she's a princess, and a 6'4" boyfriend, Maddison is obviously the coolest and hottest girl in town. Demonic Voice: If you possess the strength and will to scale Maddison's colossal tower, you may actually even be able to see her yourself to get a selfie. Demonic Voice: Doors open at 8PM tonight at the Maddison tower in west Wollongong. Plus ones are acceptable, but will be delegated to the plus one zone. Madison: [rotoscoped] Hey, I can't wait to see you! Demonic Voices: ALL HAIL MADISON! Demonic Voice: Please retrieve the invitation crystal after self-destruct. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 9 days ago
Victor's Dad: Victor, my son, I have one last request. Victor Frankenstein: Yes, father? Victor's Dad: Never bring me back to life! [Victor Frankenstein bring his father back to life] Victor Frankenstein: Don't worry, I won't. [shoots his father] Victor Frankenstein: HA HA! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 10 days ago
[Blanket Jackson suddenly tripped over a cord and accidentally bumping Michael Jackson into the DNA merger] Michael Jackson: What's this? Blanket Jackson: Dad, we're together! Michael Jackson: For eternity? Blanket Jackson: This is awesome! Michael Jackson: This is awful! Blanket Jackson: I love y-- [MJ pulls Blanket's hair] Michael Jackson: I hate you! Blanket Jackson: Wait! Stop hitting! Michael Jackson: Get away from me! Blanket Jackson: I love us! Michael Jackson: I hate us! [then Michael Jackson and Blanket Jackson accidentally gets bitten by a werewolf rug] Blanket Jackson: Ow! That hurt! Michael Jackson: In an interesting way! Blanket Jackson: Yeah, interesting! Michael Jackson: SHUT UP! [suddenly the moon appears] Both: Uh-oh! WHEEEEEEE! [then they suddenly turned into a werewolf rug confirming their death] Polidori: Well, at least we got a new rug out of this. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 10 days ago
Victor Frankenstein: Blanket, go away! Blanket Jackson: [to Michael] But, Dad, I figures out how you can love me, bra. Michael Jackson: OH! MAKE IT STOP! Victor Frankenstein: [to Blanket] QUIT TALKING! YOU'RE UPSETTING DAD! Polidori: What's been going on in here? Frankenstein's Creation: [while spliced in Victor's Son body] You don't want to know. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 10 days ago
Victor Frankenstein: My daddy never wanted to play "Dress Up" with me! Michael Jackson: [giggles] Dress up is fun! [cuts to the next where Frankenstein's Creation has been spliced into a woman's body] Frankenstein's Creation: Why must I be dragged through this humiliation? Michael Jackson & Victor: [laughs] Michael Jackson: Now what? Victor Frankenstein: How about his head on a little boy's body? [Victor opens the crate to find his son] Baron Frankenstein: Oh, Daddy, I'm-a made of fish today! Victor Frankenstein: [to Michael] I took the liberty of kidnapping my son from the past when he was 6. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 10 days ago
Dr. Jekyll: Pardon me. Blanket Jackson: No worries. I'm Blanket Jackson. Dr. Jekyll: Dr. Henry Jekyll. Blanket Jackson: Can I buy you a round? Dr. Jekyll: No need. I've brought my own. [Dr. Jekyll drinks his own potion that turns himself into Mr. Hyde] Blanket Jackson: Whoa! Gnarly! [to Polidori] Hey. How do I become a Dr. Jekyll? Polidori: By coming out of his mother's vagina and four years of med school. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 10 days ago
Blanket Jackson: Hey, hey, bra! Wazzup! Polidori: Ah. The wet blanket. Blanket Jackson: Hey, so, who was that weird bat guy? Polidori: The world's most negligible bachelor, Drac-u-la. Blanket Jackson: Oh. I want to be Dracula! Then my Dad would totally find me interesting. Polidori: Look, if you're going to window shop for a new personality, have a seat. This place is simply crawling with options. Blanket Jackson: Cool! I'll mull it over a long island iced tea. Polidori: And I'll have the usual. Blanket Jackson: What's your poison, braheimerson? [Ygor gives Polidori a drink of poison] Polidori: Funny you should ask. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 10 days ago
Count Dracula: Oh, Elizabeth! Hey, you want to have a threesome with us, huh? Let's make lemons out of this lemonade. [chuckles] Elizabeth Frankenstein: Scram. [pulls up a cross] Count Dracula: [hisses] Okay. [turns into a bat] Catch ya later! You donut! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 10 days ago
Michael Jackson: Ew. I hate children. Victor Frankenstein: But I thought the Michael Jackson part of you was infamous for enjoying the company of the awkwardly youthful. Michael Jackson: Well, that part of me used to like how weird and interesting it made me seem to hang out with little kids. But on their own, they're boring. Victor Frankenstein: Well, that's quite ironic because ever since I was a little boy, my father found me too interesting. Michael Jackson: Oh...I would have neutered that interestingness. Victor Frankenstein: For a moment, I considered being more boring -- Not experimenting on live animals and never inventing lips for your earlobes or anything like that, but I just couldn't help it! Michael Jackson: I wish I had a son just like you. Victor Frankenstein: You...are interested in my work? Michael Jackson: [giggles] Ooh! Very! Victor Frankenstein: Well...thank you, Mr...? Michael Jackson: Call me "Dad". Victor Frankenstein: Thank you...Dad. [Michael tickles Victor Frankenstein] Victor Frankenstein: Oh, thank you! [hugs Michael Jackson] I needed this. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 10 days ago
[Michael Jackson gets resurrected with The Elephant Man's bones] Michael Jackson: [looks at the mirror] Hey. Who's that interesting guy in the mirror? Blanket Jackson: That's you, bra! See, I thought you'd like -- Victor Frankenstein: [shoves Blanket] I'll handle this. Blanket Jackson: Oops. My bad. Victor Frankenstein: [to Michael] You see, I scientifically fused pop idol Michael Jackson and hideous freak John Merrick, to make...whatever you are. Michael Jackson: You did this? Victor Frankenstein: All by my lonesome! Blanket Jackson: But-- Michael Jackson: [giggles] Interesting! Blanket Jackson: Remember me? I totally coughed up the dinero for the bones, dude. Michael Jackson: I remember you from one of my past memories. Yuck. [to Victor] I bet you could wipe that memory away, can't you? Victor Frankenstein: Lickity-split! Michael Jackson: Wow! You're great! [giggles] Blanket Jackson: [sad] Hasta la vista. Elvis has left the building. [leaves] Victor Frankenstein: Ech! What a child! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 10 days ago
Victor Frankenstein: Blanket, I don't know if making your father even weirder is enough to make him love you. You may need to change yourself, your personality. Blanket Jackson: Oh, right. Like a pet snake with a neck tat! Victor Frankenstein: It's something I never did with my father, an...I regret it to this day. Blanket Jackson: You do? Victor Frankenstein: Yeah -- Ygor: It's ready! Blanket Jackson: RAD! [leaves] Victor Frankenstein: Wait! I wasn't done talking...oh. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 10 days ago
Blanket Jackson: Okay. Get this. What did my Dad always want, but could never get his mitts on? Polidori: Ooh! I know the answer! Pick me, please, sir! Please, please! Pick me! Blanket Jackson: Yeah, you. What?! Polidori: Don't care. Blanket Jackson: [imitates buzzing] Wrong. The Elephant Man's bones! [chuckles] But I got 'em, braheim! Now all we have to do is mix my Dad's body with these bad boys, and he'll love me because I'll be really interesting by doing this totally interesting thing to him! I'll be da man! Victor Frankenstein: Alright. Give me the bones. Ygor! Ygor: Yes, master? Victor Frankenstein: Put Michael Jackson's body and these bones into the DNA merger and set it in on 6. Then press start, wait 30 seconds, and he'll be done. Ygor: [laughing] You got it! Victor Frankenstein: [to Blanket] Sorry about the wait. Maybe we can use this time and have a little talk. Blanket Jackson: I love gabbing, bro. Polidori: Oh, dear. This is my cue to leave. Nice to meet "CHA". [leaves] – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 10 days ago
Victor Frankenstein: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Blanket Jackson: Nothin', bra. He -- He just dropped. Victor Frankenstein: Professor, what was the cause of death? Polidori: Sudden, violent boredom. Blanket Jackson: [while chilling] ...My bad. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 10 days ago
Victor Frankenstein: Even beyond the black curtain, he had to have the last word! You see, my father's dying order, upon his very deathbed was that I should never bring him back to life. Victor Frankenstein: Blasted coffin jockey. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 10 days ago
Blanket Jackson: Yes, I totally have fetishes, dude! Like, okay, for one, I'm totally into the ladies, bro! Kind of weird, I know, but, hey, man, deal with it. Michael Jackson: [tired] Uh-huh. Blanket Jackson: Just lay them down on their backs and have mucho sloppy missionary with them, man. I know. That's me, dude. I am messed up! Michael Jackson: I can't believe this. I tried to do everything wrong. I draped a blanket over your face, and I hung you from a balcony. I even called you Prince Michael Jackson II. After your brother! And you still came out...normal. Blanket Jackson: [disappointed after what Michael said on the last word] – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 10 days ago

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