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Paulette: I want you to go ahead and fill this out the best you can. Dr. Steve Brule: [smooches] Paulette: So, we're gonna start with your last name and then your first name and your middle initial. Dr. Steve Brule: My last name -- Like, from my name from before? It was "Little Stevie". Now my grownup name is Dr. Steven Brule. Paulette: Okay. So, what you do is you put "Dr. Brule". [Dr. Brule fills out the application with his name, but wrote it weakly like a children's drawing] Paulette: Put it down as best you can, okay? Dr. Steve Brule: What's the shape of the snake letter look like? Paulette: ...Y-You don't know what an "S" looks like? Dr. Steve Brule: "S". Oh! Paulette: Okay. And then they want you to list areas of highest proficiency -- Your appicable position. Dr. Steve Brule: [whispers to Paulette's ear] What's "Proficiency"? [smooches] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 13 days ago
Paulette: So, the first thing we're gonna do is pretty easy. Dr. Steve Brule: Okay. Paulette: So, you're gonna have 30 seconds to line these titles, starting with number 1 all the way to number 9, in sequence. You ready? Go. Dr. Steve Brule: Go! [Dr. Brule tries to line the titles from number 1 to number 9] Dr. Steve Brule: I got this. I got this. Paulette: Okay, good. Dr. Steve Brule: Just relax. Dr. Steve Brule: Yeah. 6. 6. 7. What the heck? You got two 6s. It's a trick question. Paulette: Uh...well -- Dr. Steve Brule: What were you trying to do -- Shanghai me? Paulette: Uh, well, now remember-- Dr. Steve Brule: [shoves the titles away] Let's go to the next test. Paulette: Okay. And -- Dr. Steve Brule: Are you ticklish? Paulette: No, I'm not. Okay. So, go ahead and -- Dr. Steve Brule: I am, if you wanted to tickle me. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 13 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: How do you get a job? What if I was just a joe shroe? What would I do to get a job? How would you get me a job, lady? Paulette: Well, the first thing we would need to do is some testing with you. So, why don't we go do that? Dr. Steve Brule: You look like my friend, Jannie. Do you ever watch that show "Channel 5 News"? Paulette: Uh-huh. Dr. Steve Brule: You look like Jannie's sister. Money Accountant Lady: Okay. We'll start doing some testing, and we can talk further. Dr. Steve Brule: Okay. Paulette: You ready to do it? Dr. Steve Brule: Yes, be go-bretters. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 13 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Money. Where the heck does it come from? You could have a job -- A summer job -- Selling popcorn. But guess what. I know where to get a lot of it, and I don't mean a brank. I mean a place called mint, where they make money. Can just make as much as you want. [chuckling] We're gonna be rich. Let's check it out! [music cue plays, until it cuts to the next scene where Dr. Brule is still on his set after talking his introduction about money] Dr. Steve Brule: It was closed. They don't allow people to go to mint on Tuesdays. Oh, well. Sorry, sucker. Dr. Steve Brule: So, instead, we went to visit with Denny's aunt, who is a he-- headhunter who helps people get jobs. That's another way to get money. So, that's the best we can do. Just check it ou-- [cue interrupts] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 13 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Hi. I'm Dr. Steve Brule. Today our show's gonna be all about money, honey. Dr. Steve Brule: Money talks. Bull [bleep] walks. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 13 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: "I'll have a hot dog with extra sauce". "What the f* are you looking at, stupid [bleep]. P-- D-- You think I'm made out of money"? "No, I just asked for a hot dog with extra sauce". "F* you, ass [bleep]". Dr. Steve Brule: That's a scene from ym favorite movie, "Cold Hard Cash", directed by Steven Briegel. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 13 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: I don't know all of these people talking to me at the same time. I can't understand. Dr. Steve Brule: Can't go around, go around back again... [mumbling] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Dang flies. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Ron Don Volante: [weakly] Do-do-do, da-ha. Do-do-do-do. Ah. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: I'm here with one of my neighbors from Bixburrough Apartments, Hippy Joel. He's here to talk about pleasure. Dr. Steve Brule: Sometimes the things that give you pleasure could hurt you, like I got hurt real bad from candy? Hippy Joel: Hurt by candy? Dr. Steve Brule: I tried, uh, a hard lollipop. Hippy Joel: The best part of the lollipop is the stick. You suck and suck and suck. Then you get pleasure. Dr. Steve Brule: Hippy Joel, what is the secret to happiness? I can't seem to find it myself. Pleeease? Hippy Joel: I brought with me a mystical root that will help you reach that level of serenity, peace. It will free you in a fertile soil of ecstasy. Dr. Steve Brule: Tastes like a cow bathroom. Hippy Joel: [looks at the camera] Unleash your mind. Let it flow from the feet to the top of your head. You will release that pressure, that pain. Dr. Steve Brule: [gags] Hippy Joel: You will be filled with unbelievable pleasure. Dr. Steve Brule: Feels like my asshole's on fire! Hippy Joel: That means the negatives are releasing from your body. Let it flow. Dr. Steve Brule: Feels like my asshole's on fire! Hippy Joel: Don't pucker. Dr. Steve Brule: FEELS LIKE MY ASSHOLE'S ON FIRE! Hippy Joel: [laughs] Dr. Steve Brule: [laughs] Feels like my asshole's on fire! IT FEELS LIKE MY ASSHOLE'S ON FIRE! Hippy Joel: Yeah, baby! Dr. Steve Brule: [distorted] YEAH, BABY! Hippy Joel: [laughs] Go with it! [distorted laughter] [then Dr. Brule starts to experience some crazy hallucinations after taking a mystical root] Hippy Joel: JOY. Dr. Steve Brule: [whispered] Feels like my asshole's on fire. Hippy Joel: JOYAH! Dr. Steve Brule: I can't find my teeth. [Dr. Brule sees a scene of a naked spa guy who's been sitting with him in the heating room this entire interview] Dr. Steve Brule: AAH! GET OUT OF HERE, BROWN MAN! Hippy Joel: JOY! Hippy Joel: FIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFI-- Dr. Steve Brule: I can't find my teeth. Hippy Joel: Here we go! I think you need a little lube. [gives Dr. Brule more of the mystical root making Brule more insane] Lubricant, baby! – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Hi. Guess where we get to go now. The best place in the whole world... [music cue plays] ...the Candy Store. Ha ha! They have all kind of candies, and this little lady was giving it to me for free. Dr. Steve Brule: What kind of candy is this? Candy Woman: That's going to be cinnamon flavor. [Dr. Brule eats the cinnamon flavor candy] Candy Woman: How's that one? Dr. Steve Brule: Pretty good. Tastes like a piece of rubber. Candy Woman: Go ahead and try that one. Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] Then she gave me a candy worm, which wasn't sweet. Guess what it tasted like. Sour as my Daddy's lips. Dr. Steve Brule: [coughs] TASTES LIKE A PICKLE! [spits it out on his mic] Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] It was like sweet-and-sour soup without any soup or sweet. [Dr. Brule tastes the candy worm he had in its mouth again, but still disgusted by it] Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] Finally, we got to my favorite candy of all... Candy Woman: Do you want to try these? Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] ...The Lorrypop. Dr. Steve Brule: What's the best way to eat these? Candy Woman: Well, probably to lick it. Dr. Steve Brule: I know. Who wants to lick it? It goes too slow. [as Dr. Brule takes a hard bite out of the Lorrypop, he suddenly starts to break one of his teeth] Dr. Steve Brule: I think I chipped my tooth. Denny, I think I chipped my tooth. [grunts] I think I chipped my tooth! Dr. Steve Brule: For your candy. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
[Dr. Brule goes to his next spa treatment where he goes to a heating room] Dr. Steve Brule: This is a real hot box in here! – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
[Dr. Brule goes to his next spa treatment where he takes a shower] Dr. Steve Brule: This is, uh, where you warsh up. Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] I gave this fellow a little shower slap. Just a little horseplay. Dr. Steve Brule: [to a naked guy] Gotcha! Dr. Steve Brule: Cleaning out my dirty parts. You got to wash out your old. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
[Dr. Brule goes to his next spa treatment where he get himself washed] Dr. Steve Brule: [to the naked people] Hi, guys. Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] I was just hanging around with some cool guys, getting our bodies washed, all our parts. Who cares? Who are you to judge? Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] I wasn't shy about being naked. It's just your body. Dr. Steve Brule: Just taking a seat. Ooh. Spardon me. Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] I thought I'd get bored in the soup tub, so I just had a contest with myself of hoe I could hold my breath. Dr. Steve Brule: Tastes like, uh, sweat. Whew! It's hot like a soup in here! I got to get out of here before I turn into a noodle. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] First thing I did at the spaa was get a mashage. The -- The little man told me to lay down. Dr. Steve Brule: Whoa, I got a real big zit there. [laughs like crazy] Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] Turns out, mashage felt pretty good. Too bad I'm so ticklish. Dr. Steve Brule: [to Spa Woman] It tickles when you touch my shoes. Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] Still, it was nice of this little man to touch me like that. Spa Woman: Okay. Lie down and turn over. Dr. Steve Brule: Okay. Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] Then they started to squeeze me. Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] Squeezed a lot of gas out of me. Dr. Steve Brule: Sorry about that. All I've been eating all week is cream chip beans. Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] Then I had to go to my next stop in the spaa -- The room where you get yourself washed, so the little man helped me get my clothes off. That was nice. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
[Dr. Brule smiles at the spa woman, and the spa woman smiles back] Dr. Steve Brule: I have to introduce the segment. Now, shh. Shush. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: It's easy to have pleasure. It's fun to have your body cleaned. Or rubbed. I found out 'cause I went to a Spaa. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Ron Don Volante: Hello. I am Ron Don Volante with this Entertainment News Update. Have you or your family check out the deep soul group, Bottoms Up? Free Mp3's are available on the web, as well as live takes. Ron Don Volante's discreet. I guarantee it. Call me, Dave. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 17 days ago
[Dr. Brule gets on a fun swingy ride] Dr. Steve Brule: I feel real dizzy. I got a headache. For your ride. [as the fun swingy ride starts to swing even more faster] Dr. Steve Brule: HEY! STOP! – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 17 days ago
[Dr. Brule does a Soup-Eating Contest] Dr. Steve Brule: I need some ice cubes. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 17 days ago
Clown: [laughs] This little bastard little kid come up a little while ago, you know. I had a hot dog, and he took it right out of my hand, you know. Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] Here's me talking to this dingus clown. He wasn't even funny. He wasn't a nice clown like I like. He was just some old man dressed up as a clown. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 17 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] First up was the rides. I like to go on the best ride first. Name of a roller croaster. [as Dr. Brule rides the short roller coaster, he then broke his nose when the ride is over] Dr. Steve Brule: IT WAS A -- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! GOT HIT REAL BAD IN THAT CROASTER! Dr. Steve Brule: [covers his nose with a napkin] ...It was an accident! Dr. Steve Brule: Got to go on more rides, Denny! I can't just stop the report. For your rides. Dr. Steve Brule: [narrating] I really hurt my nose. I might -- I might have broke it. Oh, well. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 17 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: The fair is a magical place. Has all kind of fun things for you to do all the time. All the candy you want, crotton candy, crandy apples, and games of chance. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 17 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: What's a place on the whole earth that has the most fun and the most pleasure? Easy -- Crounty Fair. Dr. Steve Brule: Let's go there right now. What do you say? They have rides and candy and all kinds -- [music cue interrupts] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule Movie Quote	added 17 days ago

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