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Victor Frankenstein: Yes, what's so dramatically urgent now, Death? Death: Oh, no, it's not dramatic. It's...GRAAAVE. Victor & Polidori: ... Death: The time has come! Victor Frankenstein: [chuckles] Time, sir? I drank an immortality serum, remember? So when you say "The time has come" to me, you may as well be speaking backwards japanese in pig latin. Polidori: Mm. With a stutter. Death: Yes, but your children, they did not drink the serum. They must move on the great beyond! Victor Frankenstein: Oh, of course they must. They're as old as the hills. Now, look, I am very busy man, s-- Death: I don't think you understand. The next chance I get, your offspring will be going away with me, FOREVER. Victor Frankenstein: Uh-huh. Death: ...Why do you hate me? Victor Frankenstein: Don't take it personally. I don't like anyone. Death: So you do hate me? Victor Frankenstein: I don't like anyone! Death: You don't give me the respect I deserve. Victor Frankenstein: Alright, look -- You're not a bad guy. You're just a goof, okay? Death: A goof? Victor Frankenstein: Yes, an irritating goof. Death: No one else thinks I'm a goof. Victor Frankenstein: Yes, because they are blinded with fear. Time has stopped for me. I get to see the real you, and...you're goofy. Death: Ha. Okay. That's fantastic. Yeah. Perfect! We'll see how goofy I am when you realize your children are gone for all eternity! I guarantee that THAT will leave a morbid impression upon your soul! Victor Frankenstein: Do you know what would really impress me? Get rid of that dracula guy. That dirty polack's B.O. is getting all over my bedsheets. Death: NO! Dracula stays. But your children come with me. [laughs evilly as he disappears] Polidori: In one ear and out the other with him. Count Dracula: [laughs maniacally] So, you thought you could get rid of me using that dastardly villain, Death! But you are once again foiled, Frankenstein! [laughs manically while turning into a bat and leaves] Victor Frankenstein: I am surrounded by dorks. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
[Death arrives at Victor's castle] Polidori: Oh, good -- The doorbell works. [Death tries to give Polidori the death touch] Death: Still immortal, eh, Polidori? Polidori: Always. Death: Ugh. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
[after Adolf Hitler got rejected by Creation's Left Leg for telling the truth, he then goes back to hating jews again] Adolf Hitler: ICH BIN EIN BERLINER! [leaves] Creation's Left Leg: Uh, what did he say? Polidori: I think he said he's a "doughnut". Victor Frankenstein: He sure is! Count Dracula: No, you are a doughnut, Frankenstein, for I have date to take your wife on romantic hayride sometimes in next few weeks, when hayride people have an opening for us. You doughnut! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
[while Adolf Hitler and Creation's Left Leg are enjoying the time of their lives] Creation's Left Leg: Let's play "Truth or Dare". You first. Adolf Hitler: Um...dare. No, no! Truth, truth! No, no! Dare, dare! No, truth! Dare. Dare. No, no, no. Truth, truth, truth, truth, truth. Creation's Left Leg: Okay. What's the worst thing you've ever planned on doing? Adolf Hitler: Well.. [cuts to the next scene] Adolf Hitler: Look, can't you just forget about all that? Creation's Left Leg: Forget? Never! I have to draw the line somewhere! Adolf Hitler: That was the old me! It was just a plan! Creation's Left Leg: I reject you -- You and that fakakta mustahce! Adolf Hitler: CHAPLIN HAD THIS FIRST! Ooh, his little tramp... – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Frankenstein's Creation: Victor claims that to be truly immortal, one must affect mankind in some positive way. Adolf Hitler: Oh, I don't know if being positive is all that mandatory. Is your leg okay? Has it got enough room? Frankenstein's Creation: Yes. Sufficient. ALAS! I fall -- Adolf Hitler: Are you sure there's enough room for the leg? It seems a bit squashed over there. Frankenstein's Creation: No. Worry not. I-It's fine. And even -- Adolf Hitler: So, how is your left leg in general? Frankenstein's Creation: What? Oh, it still -- Adolf Hitler: Come on. Lift up your pant. Let's see the little fella. Frankenstein's Creation: No. It shames me. Adolf Hitler: Shames? Why? You're the ugly one. Come! Up with it! [Frankenstein's Creation lifts his pant to show his whole left leg] Adolf Hitler: Oh! Look at him! He's adorable! Hi, you! You want a drink? Sure you do! A wine for my semitic little friend here -- Something that follows the ancient hebrew laws, you swine! Adolf Hitler: [puts the wine into Creation's leg] L'chaim! Ah, I love drinking during the day, don't you? Frankenstein's Creation: [tired] What else is there? Adolf Hitler: [singsong voice] Not talking to you. Frankenstein's Creation: Yes, of course. Adolf Hitler: Are you getting tired. Frankenstein's Creation: I'm getting a bit fatigued. Adolf Hitler: [to Creation] Who asked you?! Frankenstein's Creation: I just am. Adolf Hitler: Well, then, why don't you just leave? Quite frankly, you're nothing but a big, worthless third wheel. [Frankenstein's Creation tears his left leg apart] Frankenstein's Creation: THERE! Don't let me spoil thy fun! [then Creation's Left Leg suddenly comes to life] Creation's Left Leg: [to Adolf Hitler] Let's kibitz! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
[after Adolf Hitler's brain surgery of not hating jews was a success] Adolf Hitler: Hey, so, the jews...not so bad! Victor & Polidori: HUZZAH! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Adolf Hitler: So, how's the little brainy-heads doing? Victor Frankenstein: Great. The answer's very simple. See here -- Not enough blood is entering the tolerance part of your brain. So all we need to do re-route this artery and it should send oxygen to that part of the lobe, feeding the area that's been suffocating. Adolf Hitler: And this will stop me from hating the jews? Victor Frankenstein: Oh, yes. You'll be not-hating the CRAP out of those jews. Polidori: [clears throat] Victor Frankenstein: Um, but there may be one possible side ffect. Adolf Hitler: What, like diarrhea? That's fine. I can live with that. Polidori: It's...a little different than diarrhea. Victor Frankenstein: I'm afraid so, Mr. Hitler. This process may leave you...loving the jews. Adolf Hitler: L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Loving? Not just tol-l-lerating? Victor Frankenstein: That's right. Adolf Hitler: Like, "going out of my way" loving? Victor Frankenstein: Yep. Adolf Hitler: [singsong voice] Well, that is a little different than diarrhea-a-a. Okay. I'll risk it. Victor Frankenstein: Adolf Hitler, GET ON THAT SLAB! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Frankenstein's Creation: My left leg was chosen from the chosen. Adolf Hitler: Another drink? Frankenstein's Creation: Tidings. Adolf Hitler: Think nothing of it. I am made of money. I control many of your leg's people's banks. Frankenstein's Creation: Once, I controlled him. My presence filled Frankenstein with CHILLS! Adolf Hitler: Control is overrated. It doesn't make you happy. It doesn't keep me from being frightened. Frankenstein's Creation: Of what art thou frightened? Adolf Hitler: Being called a monster. Frankenstein's Creation: Aah! I hate that word! Adolf Hitler: [voice breaking] It probably applies to me, though. Frankenstein's Creation: If you're so aware of thine own heart, why struggle against its leanings? Adolf Hitler: I'm not always this aware. I had a dream. [Adolf Hitler starts to remember when he was a little baby, he then starts to bite one of the Jewish Man's breasts using his vampire teeth] Adolf Hitler: FREUD! I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD YOU IN MY CLUTCHES! Frankenstein's Creation: Zounds. Adolf Hitler: I'm sorry! Sorry! I'm very insecure. Frankenstein's Creation: You have no need to be. Adolf Hitler: Really? Oh, you're nice, Pally. Frankenstein's Creation: Pally? Adolf Hitler: L-Let's do some shots. [giggling] I feel all tingly! Frankenstein's Creation: I'm your Pally? Adolf Hitler: I think I'm getting spaghetti legs. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Frankenstein's Creation: Although I am indestructible, a sense of dread constantly pervades my consciousness -- An ennui that sends me into fits of trembling unrest that I can find no solace from. Adolf Hitler: You're a jew, aren't you? Frankenstein's Creation: My only heritage... [sniffs] ...is death. Death is my legacy. Death, my birthright. Death...my inheritance. Adolf Hitler: Yes. Definitely a jew. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Elizabeth Frankenstein: Oh, hello, herr worky-job. Taking a break from your jobby-work? Count Dracula: [laughs] Nice one. [Victor checks Elizabeth's neck that she's been bitten] Victor Frankenstein: You keep trying, eh, Count? Count Dracula: I think those holes mean more than trying. I think I did it. I put my teeth in there. Victor Frankenstein: Yes, but you'll never make her a vampire. It gets your goat, doesn't it? Count Dracula: I assure you, my goat is quite safe. Since Elizabeth here already immortal, what I care she got fangs, she can flap around like flappy bat? I don't care. She does whatever I want. Victor Frankenstein: You mean, you do whatever she wants. Count Dracula: No, I do what I want, and she does -- She...do what I want. Victor Frankenstein: She does not. Count Dracula: Oh-ho, yes, she does. Victor Frankenstein: No way. Elizabeth Frankenstein: Hello! I'm right here! Count Dracula: Yes way. Victor Frankenstein: No way! Count Dracula: Yes way. But this is childish! Victor Frankenstein: [leaves without giving a damn] Count Dracula: Walking away doesn't make you right! [hisses] [Count Dracula then starts to pull Elizabeth's hair] Elizabeth Frankenstein: Men. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Adolf Hitler: I... [sadly] I hate the jews. Polidori: Historically, you are in good company. Adolf Hitler: Yeah, but I'm just sick of it. It's controlling my whole life! Herr Frankenstein...I want to quit hating the jews. Victor Frankenstein: Then why don't you just start liking them? Adolf Hitler: I CAN'T! I want to, but my hands are tied! I hate them! Polidori: Have you tried not hating them? Adolf Hitler: What do you think? I'm stupid? Yeah, I tried! Look. [grunts] There! Tried again! Still hate 'em. Satisfied? Victor Frankenstein: Well, if I were you, Mr. Hitler -- Adolf Hitler: You would do exactly as I do...if you were me. Victor Frankenstein: ... Adolf Hitler: You think I want to be like this? You think I picked the shape of this dumb brain of mine? Did I choose the environment I grew up in during my formative years? And was I my own parents who raised myself in a cold, emotionless germanic childhood? No! Adolf Hitler: Despising and fearing jews is more than just a fun pastime for me. It is a controlling handicap that gets in the way of being WHO. I. REALLY. AM...a tolerator of jews. Victor Frankenstein: I'm sure we can help you. Adolf Hitler: Oh, Herr Frankenstein, Herr Polidori, if you can rid me of this burdensome character flaw, I would give you anything. Even the gift of me not having you executed by the Gestapo. I know people. Victor Frankenstein: Give us an afternoon to research this dilemma. There's a quaint little pub in the village where you can occupy yourself. My creation will show you there. He's an alcoholic. Frankenstein's Creation: What unreciprocated favor may I carry out in your honor today, master genius? Adolf Hitler: Funny. I always -- I always pictured you as being green. Frankenstein's Creation: [sighs] Shall we not, tarry? Victor Frankenstein: Well, I'll need a smoke before we start. Polidori: Yes, and I could use a swift wanking. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Heinrich: Look, mother! [singsong voice] I lost another tooth! Elizabeth Frankenstein: Oh, how sweet. Put it under your pillow for the tooth fairy. Heinrich: Yay! [coughs] Victor Frankenstein: Are you all nuts? You're having him put his dead tooth under a nice, soft pillow? Elizabeth Frankenstein: We are celebrating the change in Heinrich's body. Victor Frankenstein: Heinrich, you know that that's your last top-left bicuspid, right? You don't get a new one. Heinrich: I know. Gustav: Me too. Victor Frankenstein: And there is now such thing as a tooth fairy. Next thing you'll tell me is that Santy Claus brings Dracula a huge bundle of baby throats every christmas. Gustav: Ooh. Speak of the devil-cula. Elizabeth Frankenstein: Oh! Hello! I'll be right out, Count! Victor Frankenstein: What does the prince of horny want with you now? Elizabeth Frankenstein: He's taking me to the opera, as if you care. Victor Frankenstein: I'm going to the lab. Gustav: Who are you helping... Heinrich: ...that not us? Victor Frankenstein: Someone who actually deserves my help. [enunciating] Adolf...Hitler? – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Elizabeth Frankenstein: Breakfast for dinner again? Why must you begin at midnight? Victor Frankenstein: Because it is SPOOKY, that's why! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Mother Teresa: Mr. Victor, the poor, they need so much my help back in Calcuttaaaaaaaa... Victor Frankenstein: [starts to beg] Mother Teresa: ...aaaaAAH! Don't give me those puppy dog eysies. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
[Frankenstein's Creation tries to do the puppy dog eyes on Mother Teresa] Frankenstein's Creation: You scour away blood stain, incredibly. Mother Teresa: What? You. Those look puppy dog eyesies, those wrapping head eyesies. I no like 'em, get out! Frankenstein's Creation: [sobs] Mother Teresa: Go on, scram! Out. Out. [Frankenstein's Creation sadly leaves] Mother Teresa: Are you there, Mr. Not Even Here? [Mother Teresa had to make sure if Griffin is actually in this room while invisible, but certainly not] Mother Teresa: MEN! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Frankenstein's Creation: Hath thy day been, paris? The Invisible Man: Look at me, I'm invisible and naked. And I still have a hard time getting laid. Frankenstein's Creation: A symbol in the cue behind me. The Invisible Man: Plus, there's a sure thing at the castle, Mother Teresa, she'll do anything to anyone who gives her puppy dog eyes except for me, of course I'm invisible. Frankenstein's Creation: Oh. Tell me more. The Invisible Man: Well, she's kind of a butter-faced. And I'm not sure what or who does look like but I'm gonna get a better look if you know what I mean. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Mother Teresa: Alright, bath ready now, Ms. Wifenstein. Elizabeth Frankenstein: Finally. [Elizabeth starts to wait for Mother Teresa to take off her robe] Mother Teresa: [sighs] Okay, cloth off now. Elizabeth Frankenstein: Thank you, Mother Teresa. You're so kind. Mother Teresa: Okay, I go have abortion, then. Elizabeth Frankenstein: [holds Teresa's hand] Pleeease stay. Someone simply must help me do my bath. [Mother Teresa do Elizabeth's bath] Elizabeth Frankenstein: Hey, Griffin. The Invisible Man: GEEZ! I didn't even know I be here. How could you? Mother Teresa: THE DEVIL! The Invisible Man: No, I'm not the devil, Mother Teresa, I'm just The Invisible Man. Mother Teresa: But how your clothes invisible? Elizabeth Frankenstein: Because the pervert is naked. Mother Teresa: NOOOO! Can't look at the naked! The Invisible Man: Mother Teresa, I am Jack Griffin, and I'm a very lonely man. The Invisible Man: ... Elizabeth Frankenstein: Griffin, what are you doing? The Invisible Man: I'm giving Mother Teresa, my puppy dog eyes of this lady. Mother Teresa: Oh, no, the pu-- But I see nothing. The Invisible Man: Oh! It's like I'm not even here. Mother Teresa: Not here? No face to haunt me? No GUILT? The Invisible Man: I'm leaving. Mother Teresa: Wait! [Griffin leaves] Mother Teresa: Don't g-- Where'd he g-- Puppy? Invisible puppy? – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
Mother Teresa: Alright, cobbed-web all cleaned up. Polidori: Ooh, shiny. Mother Teresa: So, now maybe I have a little abort-- Victor Frankenstein: Yeah, thanks. Um, now if you could, my wife, Elizabeth needs a little help in the bathroom. Mother Teresa: But the pool, I must go to them. Victor Frankenstein: Pleeeease? Mother Teresa: [stressed] Ooh, the puppy dog eyesey, I can't-- Victor Frankenstein: Pleeeeeease? [shoves Polidori to get on with it] Polidori: Yes. Pleeeease, help his...wife? Mother Teresa: Oh, alright, alright! I'll go help Ms. Lady, but then with you hoo-hoo -- [points to her stomach] Victor Frankenstein: Yes, yes, yes, thank you, Mother Teresa, thank you. Mother Teresa: Okay, I hold you to this one. [leaves angrily] – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 14 days ago
The Invisible Man: Hello, little peasant girl. Marina: Who's there? The Invisible Man: Me. Chad Griffin. The Invisible Man! Marina: Are you a monster? The Invisible Man: Oh, ho, ho ho, heavens no. I'm a brilliant mad scientist who has created a serum for invisibility. Unfortunately, I have yet to create a serum for...visibility. Marina: You don't need a serum for that. The Invisible Man: No most people, no. But I do. Marina's Cat: Meeeow. The Invisible Man: And yet I still enjoy life, and though I'm invisible it's better than most habit around here. I mean, I'm invisible, yes, but at least I'm not an ugly monster. Marina: Were you ugly when you weren't invisible? The Invisible Man: Eeeeh...I...nooo. I did alright, uh, dated a little, study with a cute enough bird, you know, she was fine. I, uh [laughs] I think she broke up with me because I was obsessed with work. Marina: Really? Marina's Cat: Meow? The Invisible Man: I said I THINK. Marina's Cat: Meow. Marina: Sorry. Marina: So...how do you make your clothes invisible? Marina: Meow? [same question that Marina said] The Invisible Man: How's that? Marina: Well, a serum not a potion, when you drink it, it goes into your body. Not your clothes. Marina's Cat: Meow. [agrees] The Invisible Man: Yeah, that's true. I, uh, suppose. Marina: Soooo? Marina's Cat: Meoooow? The Invisible Man: Well, my clothes aren't invisible, per se. Marina's Cat: Meow? The Invisible Man: I...take them off. Marina: Wai-- You're telling me that you're talking to a peasant girl while you're...naked. Marina's Cat: Meow? [same question that Marina said] The Invisible Man: Yes. Marina and Marina' Cat: [screams] The Invisible Man: ALRIGHT, I'M LEAVING! DON'T SCREAM OUT! [gets hit by more eyecrows and bugs] BLATHER MY TEETH! [spits] ACK! Marina: Scientists! They're worst even than monsters! Marina's Cat: Meow. [agrees] – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 15 days ago
[Griffin gets hit by an eyecrow] The Invisible Man: Ow! Damn it! Kick you in water. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 15 days ago
Polidori: Frankenstein, Mother Teresa. Victor Frankenstein: Pleasure, to meet you, Mother. What can we do to you. Mother Teresa: [crying] I, uh -- I, you're not gonna believe this, I -- Victor Frankenstein: Spit it out. Mother Teresa: I'm pregant... Victor & Polidori: ... Mother Teresa: WITH A CHILD! [cries] Victor Frankenstein: Really? Polidori: Well, conbadulations. Victor Frankenstein: Well, who did this to you? Mother Teresa: Who knows, it could be anyone! I can't remember, I do A LOT of people, A LOT of favors! Haunting faces, everywhere! [shivers] Ooh, all this catholic guilt is killing me! Mother Teresa: My problem, I can't say no. People give me those puppy doggy eyes, I go melting. Victor Frankenstein: So, what do you need from us? Mother Teresa: I can't have baby. It's bad for my job. KIRIENT KAPUT! So, you know I need the...baby go bye-bye. Victor Frankenstein: But any doctor could do this mind-nummingly routine procedure, why come to us? Mother Teresa: Because you're very far away. Not to mean walking but also by tick-tocks. No one must know. Victor Frankenstein: I see. Polidori: Ah. Victor Frankenstein: Ah, yes. Well, I think we can help you but, um...this laboratory is so filthy, we couldn't possibly work in these tragic conditions. Do you think, could you possibly, pleeease clean it for us, Mother Teresa. Polidori: Yes. Pleeeeeeease! We're simply starving for cleanliness. Victor Frankenstein: Pleeease! Polidori: Pleeeeease! Victor & Polidori: Pleeeeeeease! Mother Teresa: Alright, yes, I have a little time, I supposy. Victor Frankenstein: Thank you. Polidori: Perfect. Mother Teresa: BUT I CAN'T STAY FOR -- Victor Frankenstein: THANK YOU! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 15 days ago
Polidori: Mother Teresa? Mother Teresa: Yes, please. Polidori: Well, as long as you're begging, do come in. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 15 days ago
[while Elizabeth takes her bath] Elizabeth Frankenstein: I know you're there, Griffin. The Invisible Man: ... Elizabeth Frankenstein: I mean, if you weren't at this point, I'd be insulted. The Invisible Man: ... Elizabeth Frankenstein: Towel, please! [The Invisible Man gives Elizabeth the towel, until he plays around with it for a few seconds] The Invisible Man: How you'd knew I was here? Elizabeth Frankenstein: Because you're a pervert. That's how. You're always here when I bathe. The Invisible Man: So, I suppose I should be taking a nice legally stroll outside instead. Elizabeth Frankenstein: Thank god, forbid. The Invisible Man: Ha! You know nothing about being invisible! It's a bloodbath out there. [worries] Birds and buns! Elizabeth Frankenstein: It'll be a bloodbath in here if Victor catches you. You know how unbelievably jealous he gets. The Invisible Man: Ha! Just let him catch me! [laughs] I'm The Invisible Man! HAHAHAHA! [Victor shows up] Victor Frankenstein: How dare you! The Invisible Man: I didn't touch her! Elizabeth Frankenstein: Dear, please, I'm naked. The Invisible Man: [grabs a robe] So am I! Victor Frankenstein: Me, jealous? Ha. That's a real laugh, Elizabeth. A real laugh. I mean, A. I am a handsome, young, immortal genius who is threaten by absolutely no one. And B, jealousy is a waste of brain activity. I have many more important things to do than be unbelievably jealous. Elizabeth Frankenstein: [doesn't care] Okay, you caught me. Victor Frankenstein: Hello, Griffin. Hope you're well. The Invisible Man: Uhm...I'm okay. I guess. Victor Frankenstein: Good, good. Off to work. Take care, old boy. [while touch Griffin's ballsack] The Invisible Man: EY! Victor Frankenstein: HA HA! [leaves] Elizabeth Frankenstein: [to Griffin] What? Don't look at me like that. The Invisible Man: Like, what? Elizabeth Frankenstein: Men. [leaves] The Invisible Man: [looks at mirror] Seriously, like what? – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 15 days ago
[after Elke Sommer got bitten by the werewolf version of Stewart, she turns into another Stewart] Stewart: Oh, no. No! It can't be! Elke Sommer: [Stewart's voice] Look at me! Don't you see? Don't you get it? Why, it must be because I got aroused -- Just like when your mustache grows in. I'm a Were-Lawrence! A Were-Lawrence! Help me, Stewart! You got to help me, can't you?! Hold me! Please, you got to hold me! Stewart: Uh... Elke Sommer: Aww, you fool! Don't hand me "Uh"! I'm cursed! Now, hold me, will you? Yes, Stewart. That's better. You do love me. Kiss me! You got to, can't ya? [smooches] Stewart: Ew! Ugh! Quit all this! I can't make love to myself -- Not when there's two of me! Elke Sommer: Aw, stop all that guff! I'm still your Elke. It's me. Can't you see? Stewart, you love me. [cranky singing] Let's blame the moon, it's just a stupid planet -- Stewart: Aw, stop it! Stop it, you ugly, pathetic fool! Elke Sommer: Oh, Stewart. [Elke Sommer turns back to her normal self] Stewart: [grows his mustache] Say, now that's more like it, baby! [as Stewart was about to kiss Elke Sommer, she then turns into Stewart again] Stewart: Oh, forget it! Elke Sommer: Say you still love me, Stewart. Tell me you can see through my curse. See the real me, my love! Yes, I am a Were-Lawrence, but most of the time, I'll be Elke Sommer, the most beautiful woman in this entire world! Stewart: [grows his mustache] Elke Sommer: I'll only be you when I'm sexually aroused. Stewart: [ungrows his mustache] Stewart: Oh, I do love you, Elke. I really do. You're sweet and understanding and calm and funny and lovable and sexy. Stewart: Just not when you're me. But you still love me, so at least you can kill me. Here -- Take this gun. It's got silver bullets. Kill me! Elke Sommer: I can't, Stewart! Stewart: You must! Kill me! Elke Sommer: Stewart! Stewart: Ah, do it, you idiot! [as Elke shoots Stewart with a silver bullet, nothing happened] Stewart: You don't love me? Elke Sommer: You rejected me! Oh, I don't know how I feel! Elke Sommer: I think we should consider couples counseling. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 15 days ago

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