Chase Fontaine:
Hey Bigs, since we're all gonna die, me and the guys are gonna have some beers on the deck. You know, Bon Jovi Friday.
Ed & Xtacle #2:
Bon Jovi Friday!
Ed:
We're gonna rock it!
Xtacle #2:
We're so doin that.
Joseph Bigsby:
Well, wait, but today's Thursday.
Chase Fontaine:
No, no, no. You don't understand. When you have Friday off from work, and you just f*** around all day Thursday, you know what that is? That is a Bon Jovi Friday!!
Xtacle #2:
Bon Jovi Friday!
Joseph Bigsby:
Oh, hey, we have tomorrow off?
Chase Fontaine:
Dude. One more crash, we're all gonna die. Yeah, we have tomorrow off.
Joseph Bigsby:
Aw, but what about Jack? He'll never let us party. Not when we're this close to dying.
Jack Taggart:
Come fourth mountain and claim my brains, and forever I will be stained upon your peak. And 1,000 years from now, martians will see the stains and know -- There lies liberty.
Joseph Bigsby:
[to Chase] See what I'm talkin' about.
Chase Fontaine:
No, no, no. Don't worry, I've got a plan for Jack. Activate the hologram.
Joseph Bigsby:
Oh, you mean like--
Chase Fontaine:
Why is there a jelly sandwich jammed in here?
Joseph Bigsby:
Because that's the Sandwich Warmer.
Chase Fontaine:
No. That's the optical drive for the ship's hologram.
Joseph Bigsby:
All I know is that he keeps the sandwich very warm.
Xtacle #2:
Oh, yeah. We should get paninis.
Ed:
Yeah!
Chase Fontaine:
Bon Jovi would disapprove of your attitude right now.
Ed:
Oh, no!
Chase Fontaine:
And Bon Jovi's speaking for everybody.
Ed:
You can't argue with JBJ.
Xtacle #2:
Okay. Better idea. Let's stick our penises in there.
Ed:
Ooh, I love paninis!
Chase Fontaine:
[to Ed] Dude, you are my least favorite Xtacle.
