[Chris help Vargas kill Victor Logan]
Vargas:
Wow, that was fun! Hey, Logan, get up. Come on. Let's do it again.
Chris Monsanto:
He's dead, Vargas.
Vargas:
Oh. Okay. Well, let's do it again when he's not dead anymore.
Chris Monsanto:
[sighs] You know, this is just never gonna work. I can't kill you. You're harmless.
Vargas:
[evil voice] Think again, Chris.
Chris Monsanto:
[stops for a minute]
Vargas:
I've been wanting to put Logan down for a long time, and you just helped me do it.
Chris Monsanto:
Wow. Vargas, you're cured! You're evil again!
Vargas:
Not quite. Brain damage -- Just an act. I've been faking it, Monsanto, and you fell right into my trap.
Chris Monsanto:
Okay. [gun cocks] I'm gonna put 6 bullets in you -- Three for my partners you wasted, one for the time I wasted, and two for Brett and Susie, in case you waste them before I waste you.
[Chris shoots Vargas]
Chris Monsanto:
See you around, kid. [leaves]
[as Chris leaves, Vargas opens up]
Vargas:
[to Brett and Susie] Hey. Did he look like he was happy?
Brett Mobley:
Vargas, you sound nice again.
Vargas:
I was just faking faking.
Susie Wagner:
Why?
Vargas:
He was so nice to me. [voice breaking] He was, like...the best friend in the world, and I wanted to give him a present. I pretended like I was normal...and then he could kill me.
Susie Wagner:
[sighs] That's so sweet.
Vargas:
Hey, don't ever tell him the truth. Please, don't. Well, I guess I'll see you tomorrow. [spoiler alert, he won't]
