Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #12

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Rachel:
What's up?

Sarah Bishop:
I'm just thinking. Is this what I'm supposed to be doing with my life? Just going out and getting wasted every night? I don't know, I just...I feel like I'm stuck in a loop of partying and regret.

[Sarah gets a notification on her Astroloscope app that says that she will another bad day]

Sarah Bishop:
Oh, god, even my horoscope says my life sucks. [sobs]

Rachel:
[doesn't care while seeing her friend cry]

Sarah's Mom:
Well, Sarah, if you're feeling depressed, you can always go and stay in our holiday house on Planet Bali.

Sarah Bishop:
You know what, then? That-That actually sounds like a good idea.

Sarah's Dad:
Well, you can use my rocket if you want. I've got it in the ga-rage. Bloody thing hasn't been used in ages.

Sarah Bishop:
Oh, yeah, sure. That'd be great, Dad.

Sarah's Dad:
OH. OK, FINE! IF YOU WANNA USE IT, FINE. JUST TAKE THINGS WHEN YOU WANNA USE THEM, SARAH. IF THAT'S THE KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE. I MEAN, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO USE IT, BUT THAT'S FINE. OK. IF YOU DON'T WANNA USE IT, THAT'S FINE, THAT'S OK. YEP, YEP, YEP.

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added 1 month ago

[Sarah wakes up and sees Lucas in her room]

Lucas:
Don't worry. We didn't do anything. I was just admiring you all night.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 month ago

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Uh, hey there, girls. I fixed your car for you. I know you didn't ask me to. But I did it anyway, I'm sorry.

Sarah Bishop:
Peleeken, you did that just for us?

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
I don't know. When you were fighting and stuff, I-I just wanted to...I guess...I don't know. I just really like youse.

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added 1 month ago

[as Sarah who's hypnotized almost trying to kill Rachel, Rachel sees a flying car all of a sudden]

The Bush Wizards' Mom:
Boys! Get in the car. It's time for dinner.

Blue Bush Wizard:
Oh, Mum! Five more minutes!

Red Bush Wizard:
This is the best bit!

The Bush Wizards' Mom:
Just pause it.

Blue Bush Wizard:
You can't pause it, Mum! Its happening live!

Red Bush Wizard:
Come on. [bleep]

The Bush Wizards' Mom:
I've got a supreme pizza in the car and its getting cold. That's enough playing. Just get in!

Blue Bush Wizard:
Oh, sick! Supreme?

The Bush Wizards' Mom:
Yep.

Red Bush Wizard:
Oh, sick!

Blue Bush Wizard:
Ok, coming, coming!

Blue Bush Wizard:
F*** YEAH, SUPREME!

[the Bush Wizards get inside their ma's car for supreme pizza, ending the war]

Miki:
So it looks like both the Bush Wizards just got picked up by their Mum in the car in the sky. Hit us up on the text line if you've had something similar happen to youuuuuuu... [suddenly her head explodes]

[Sarah finally stops choking Rachel to death after getting hypnotized]

Rachel:
SARAH, WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Sarah Bishop:
I'm sorry! I was being hypnotized!

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added 1 month ago

Miki:
Looks like Sarah has been brainwashed by the Red Bush Wizard and she's deadass trying to kill Rachel right now.

Stav:
Oh, my god. She's totally frothing.

Miki:
We're all frothing, mate.

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added 1 month ago

Miki:
Hella weird vibes up in this doof right now. Looks like a for-real war is happening between the Blue Bush Wizard and the Red Bush Wizard.

Stav:
Sucks. Looks like this wizard war could wipe out civilization as we know it.

Stav:
Let's play some Tame Impala.

Miki:
Tame Impala!

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Blue Bush Wizard:
Oi, your Bindi People are way too OP! That's dark magic sh*t!

Red Bush Wizard:
Nah, you're just sh*t.

Blue Bush Wizard:
Get f***ed, dickhead. I'm so sick of you, hey.

Red Bush Wizard:
You're the dickhead, man. Nobody turns me into a possum. Nobody! That's f***ed up!

Blue Bush Wizard:
Ok, calm down, idiot. Stop yelling.

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added 1 month ago

Bindi People:
[snarl] Bindi People, Bindi People, we are the Bindi People.

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added 1 month ago

Possum:
There's my nest. Pwease put me back in. Oh, pwease.

Sarah Bishop:
Here you are. Home, sweet home.

[then the possum turned out to be another bush wizard of himself]

Red Bush Wizard:
[laughs] Fool! You have unleashed the Red Bush Wizard!

[Red Bush Wizard magically turns the old castle into a battle castle]

Red Bush Wizard:
Oi! Blue Bush Wizard!

Blue Bush Wizard:
Oh, for f***ing sake. Who took the f***ing possum out of the cage and put it in the nest?

Red Bush Wizard:
I'm gonna f***ing get ya, [bleep].

Blue Bush Wizard:
Yeah, yeah. Whatever, you f***head!

Red Bush Wizard:
Nah, you shouldn't have locked me away, man. That was f***ed up.

Blue Bush Wizard:
Dude, I locked you away 'cause you were using dark ancient magic, man. You're not supposed to be f***ing around with that.

Red Bush Wizard:
Gonna f***in' get ya!

Blue Bush Wizard:
Oh, yeah? You and what army f***wit?

Red Bush Wizard:
This one. [uses his magic book] Bindi people, rise!

[Red Bush Wizard magically summoned an army of Bindi Zombie people]

Blue Bush Wizard:
Oh, sh*t. Bindi People.

Blue Bush Wizard:
[to the people who are dancing for their own risk] Ok, forget the dancing. Stop dancing. So here's the deal. I left my magic book in the same bag I left my vinyl's in. You need to pretend you're brainwashed by my magic, right? You need to be my army. Now! Be my army! Fight those Bindi People or you're all getting sniped!

Blue Bush Wizard:
Sorry, I'm not usually this mean and bossy. I'm just mad 'cause I left all my f***ing sh*t at home.

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added 1 month ago

Sarah Bishop:
Don't mind my friend, Rachel. I think she really likes you. She just has a tough time expressing emotions sometimes.

Possum:
Oh, my god, that's fine. Don't even worry about it, seriously. To be honest, the fact you put up with such a toxic friend like Rachel shows how much of a good person you are, Sarah.

Sarah Bishop:
[sighs] God, you're so cool.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 month ago

[when Rachel puts on headphones for the silent disco]

Blue Bush Wizard:
[to Rachel] Oi, you! Yes, you. Listen to me. Listen very carefully. Keep dancing. Don't stop. Ok, quick backstory. I forgot my music back at the apartment. I don't wanna look like an idiot in front of Quadruple Jay. So-So just pretend look you're dancing, alright? Look up.

[Rachel sees a sniper pointing a gun at her]

Rachel:
Ugh...uhh... [keeps dancing]

Blue Bush Wizard:
Good, good. Just keep dancing and everything will be fine.

Dark Red Shirt Guy:
Oh, god! I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!

[as Dark Red Shirt Guy runs, he gets sniped]

Miki:
Talk about big mood. Looks like somebody just got assassinated by a sniper bullet on the dance floor.

Stav:
Yeww! Sun's out, guns out.

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[when Rachel almost gets the Tame Impala shirt inside the tree, a rat bit her]

Rachel:
HEY, COME HERE, YOU LITTLE F***! GRRR!

Possum:
Oh, no! Pwease, no!

Sarah Bishop:
Oh, my god, Rachel! It can talk!

Possum:
Pwease! I'm just wittle baby possum.

Sarah Bishop:
Oh, don't hurt him, Rachel ,please.

Rachel:
He f***in' bit me.

Possum:
Pwease, before you hurt me, just listen to my story, pwease?

Sarah Bishop:
Oh, come on, Rachel. He's saying 'pwease'.

Rachel:
[groans] Fine.

Possum:
My story begins back in time 5,000 years ago. The Blue Bush Wizard was trying to dominate all possums on the land. And I made the mistake of trying to fight back. I rallied my possum brethren around me, but, alas, we were no match for his epic and super-powerful magic spells. They fell in battle. my fellow possum soldiers, that is. I was captured and locked away in the cage in the tree until you rescued me.

Blue Bush Wizard:
[evil laughs] I'm a wizard.

[story ends]

Possum:
Pwease take me home so I can see my mummy. [whiny sobs]

Sarah Bishop:
Oh, it's alright, little buddy. You're gonna be fine. Ok, Rachel. let's take him back to his nest.

Rachel:
I'M NOT TAKING THAT POSSUM ANYWHERE.

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added 1 month ago

[after Rachel steers the car over to the Bush Doof sign where they got in an bumpy accident, they met a strange orange creature]

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Welcome to the Doof! I am Peleeken Mischief Maker. And, yes, it is OK to park your car here. Welcome! Have a dreamcatcher. Have two, have three! Just kidding. Maybe just two.

Sarah Bishop:
Oh, thank you!

[Rachel throws the dreamcatcher at a rock]

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Ooh! Positive vibes ONLY, everybody! [chuckles] Anyhoo, I must summon our transport. Bligdip.

[when PMM summons their transport by screaming in a extreme moment, the scene cuts to Sarah and Rachel riding on a Bush Bus with PMM]

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
[singing] Riding on the Bush Bus, riding on the Bush Bus. All day long, all day long.

[they finally arrived at Bush Doof]

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
This is the main area of the Bush Doof. There's the drum cube. Dreamy vibes and genuinely good acoustics.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
OH! And there's the silent disco. Aesthetic vibes as fudge and headed by the Blue Bush Wizard himself!

Blue Bush Wizard:
Yes!

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
SENSATIONAL! And over there, my friends. They're my BEST friends!

Cap Person:
We're not you're friends, Peleeken! You--We f***ing hate you, man. You come off way too strong.

Ponytail Girl:
Go away.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
They're just kidding around. We're besties. Roar! Roar! I'm a dinosaur. Roar. [giggles] Anyhoo. Have fun Have fun at the Bush Doof! Love you, love you, love you! Love you! [leaves while crab walking]

Rachel:
Sarah, I just, uh, I have to tell you something, just so I can get it off my chest. Um, one day I'm going to kill Peleeken Mischief Maker.

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added 1 month ago

Miki:
[on radio] Hey, Stav and Miki here, and you're listening to Quadruple Jay.

Stav:
Totes. Hey, if you're mungin' down the Hume Highway now and wanna go to a totally cooked party, there's a fully sick Bush Doof...

Miki:
Whoo! Bush Doof.

Stav:
Yeah, we're broadcasting live from The Bloof, and it's already heaps chockers. We're so excited.

Miki:
We're literally super psyched. Like, screaming right now. [drawls] super...psyched.

Miki:
Come on down and you can win a free Tame Impala shirt.

Stav:
Tame Impalaaa.

Miki:
Tame Impalaaaa.

Rachel:
[licks her lips] Mmm. Yummy. T-shirt.

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added 1 month ago

Rachel:
When are we getting to the club?

Sarah Bishop:
We're not going to a club, Rachel. We're just going on a nice relaxing Sunday drive.

Rachel:
WHAT?!

Sarah Bishop:
It'll be nice and refreshing, Rachel. I think we both need it. Here, let's put on the radio.

Rachel:
When are we getting to the club?

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added 1 month ago

[after Xavier made the the Hobo #1's Aura leave by becoming an defensive parent]

Xavier:
Now go, run to her. She's crying out for you. I set her up. Knockers down.

Hobo #1:
She left me, like everything I love! I need stronger adhesive. I can't handle being abandoned. [uses a staple gun to staple one of his arms]

Xavier:
Welp, I'm gonna take off. [turns around intensifies] BUT I'M NOT GOING TO REST UNTIL I FIND HER and get you two soulmate back together! I shall be your cupid only this winged cherubic archer won't be so quick cut to the kill.

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Brad:
Hey, uh, Sarah? Bin and I broke up. Yeah, I'm not ready to look after a kid. I was thinking maybe you and I could...give it another shot?

Sarah Bishop:
I would love to--

Rachel:
Sorry, Brad. Chicks before dicks. [spits mucus on brad]

Brad:
[whines] Ewww!

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added 1 month ago

[as Rachel got the Terry Cup to pay her debt, Rachel's collar explodes her head to death, and then suddenly, another Terry emerges from the trophy]

AI Woman:
Who are you?

Terry:
Oh, no.

Real Terry:
I am Terry. The REAL Terry! This bloody buffoon locked me away in the Ultra Mega Terry Cup, 10,000 years ago! He's always trying to bloody copy me and take my identity.

Terry:
[stammers] I don't know what he's talking about! He's lying!

Real Terry:
Oh, come on, man. Stop. You can't be going around putting me in a cup for thousands of years pretending to be me. You need to be yourself. You need to *love* yourself.

Crowd:
Aww.

Turquoise Shirt Guy:
So cute.

Terry:
You're right. I'm sorry. I'm Gary, by the way, everyone.

Crowd:
Hi, Gary!

Gary:
Friends?

Terry:
Yeah, alright. Bring it in.

[after Terry and Gary solved their differences]

Terry:
Sarah, I heard everything that happened from the cup. You have gone through a lot of unnecessary drama today and for this, I will grant you one Terry wish.

Sarah Bishop:
I choose...for my best friend, Rachel, to come back to life.

Sarah Bishop:
I guess.

Terry:
Terry Wish Activated!

[Terry revives Rachel]

Rachel:
F***in' hell, Sarah! Took you long enough!

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added 1 month ago

[as Sarah finishes Bin with her ultimate dance move, Sarah knocks over Bin by accident, and sees a basal thermometer inside of the trash can]

Fat Guy with Glasses:
Oh, my god! Bin is pregnant!

Brad:
Bin, babe! Why didn't you tell me?

Terry:
[to Sarah] This is a DISGRACE to the Terry Cup! For your insolence, you will be sentenced to Terry Hell! Terry Hell is inside my mouth!

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added 1 month ago

[Sarah slaps Bin]

Brad:
[to Bin] Babe, are you ok?

Sarah Bishop:
Uh...um, I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to.

Terry:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. If you two are gonna fight, you've gotta fight in the arena.

Sarah Bishop:
I don't wanna fight anybody!

Terry:
Well, if you succeed, you could win the Ultra Mega Terry Cup, which is valued at exactly 8 million Terry Credits.

Rachel:
[while sawing the collar] WHAT? No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! She'll do it! She'll do it!

Sarah Bishop:
What? Rachel? What are you doing?

Rachel:
Sarah, listen to me. You need to do this. Not for me, but for yourself. Make Brad forever regret dumping you.

Rachel:
And also, lend me the Ultra Mega Terry Cup when you win so I can use it to pay off my Terry Debt.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 month ago

[after Sarah cries in the restroom seeing Brad's new girlfirned, a gnome in a toiler appears]

Gwingle Blum:
HELLO THERE! MY NAME IS GWINGLE BLUM, THE TOILET GNOME!

Sarah Bishop:
Oh. Hello.

Gwingle Blum:
You are not allowed to be SAD at the Terry CUUUP! Everyone must always be having fun here! FUN, FUN, FUN! So here, drink THIIIS! ]shrieks] AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER!

Sarah Bishop:
Uh, I don't think I wanna drink that.

Gwingle Blum:
[screams] DRINK IT! DRINK IIIT! DRINK IIIIT! DRINK IIT! DRINK IIIT!

Sarah Bishop:
Ok, ok, fine. I'll drink it. [drinks the juice]

Gwingle Blum:
Oh, by the way, that drink has poison in it. [screams]

Sarah Bishop:
What?

Gwingle Blum:
[screams as he ascends away]

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 month ago

[Rachel tries to bet a dance participant to see who will win the Terry Cup at the Terry Bet Station]

Sarah Bishop:
Rachel, you should probably not bet too much. Remember what happened last year?

Rachel:
Yeah, yeah. Whatever. 4 million Terry credits on Quickfoot McQuinty.

Terry:
[to Quickfoot] I...am not pleased.

[Terry burns Quickfoot to death with his fiery mouth]

Commentator:
There's no coming back from that! McQuinty loses!

Rachel:
F***.

[suddenly the Terry Bet Stations shoots out a tech collar onto Rachel's neck]

Machine:
You have 24 hours to pay your debt before your Terry Debt Necklace explodes.

Sarah Bishop:
Do you even have that much money?

Rachel:
I can make it back. 4 million credits on Dr. Dance Man.

Terry:
I am not pleased, again.

[Terry burns Dr. Dance Man]

Machine:
You lose. You now have one hour to pay your debt before your Terry Debt Necklace explodes.

Sarah Bishop:
Oh, my god, Rachel! How are you gonna pay that debt back?

Rachel:
It's ok. I've got an idea.

Rachel:
4 MILLION ON--

Sarah Bishop:
NO!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 month ago

Crowd:
[chanting] Terry Cup! Terry Cup!

Train Engineer:
Oi! SHUT THE F*** UP! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG YOUSE HAVE BEEN CHANTING THAT NOW? IT GETS F***ING OLD! I'M SICK OF IT!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 month ago

Beach People #9:
Hey, uh, everyone. I just wanna say thank you. Thank you for inviting my friends and myself to epic Christmas dinner. I was feeling kinda sh*tty lately and this genuinely lifted my spirits. We are humbled by this. And maybe Beach-creature kind, crocodile kind and humankind can get along after all...

[suddenly Sarah's Dad smashes Beach People #9]

Sarah's Dad:
What the hell was that? Did anyone see that thing talking? Bloody hell! Jesus Christ!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 1 month ago

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