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[as Dr. Brule steps into Captain Gary's boat, he vomits]

Dr. Steve Brule:
WHAT THE HECK'S WRONG WITH YOUR BOAT?!

Gary:
There's nothing wrong with my boat.

Dr. Steve Brule:
I'm okay.

Gary:
Okay? Okay, let me close the gate here so you don't fall over the side here.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Close the gate up.

[as Gary was about the close the boat door, Dr. Brule gets out immediately]

[few minutes later]

Gary:
You sure you want to do this?

Dr. Steve Brule:
Let's try again.

Gary:
Okay.

[as Dr. Brule steps into Captain Gary's boat again, he once again, vomits]

Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule  Movie Quote

added 20 days ago

Dr. Steve Brule:
So, I walked down a plank with a captain of a broat, name of Gary, who knew a little bit about broats -- Not as much as me 'cause I have 5 of broats.

Dr. Steve Brule:
How come you don't have a captain's hat?

Gary:
This is a captain's hat.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Eh, uh...

Gary:
Well, that's what -- This is what real captains wear.

Dr. Steve Brule:
What's the most important thing to know for going on a broat?

Gary:
Most important thing is is safety.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Nope. Most important thing is, uh, to stay in the boat.

Gary:
I think that goes along with the safety issue.

Dr. Steve Brule:
I know. I have 5 broats.

Gary:
Then you should know exactly what we're talking about.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[happily] I do.

Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule  Movie Quote

added 20 days ago

Dr. Steve Brule:
How come you have all that junk in your hair?

Ronnie Rodriguez:
Well, it's just part of my costume.

Dr. Steve Brule:
A little bit greasy.

Ronnie Rodriguez:
[laughs] Yeah.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Let's see.

[Dr. Brule takes off Ronnie's wig]

Ronnie Rodriguez:
Who!, Ah, there. Hey--

Dr. Steve Brule:
Oh! [chuckles] You're right. It's like a -- It's like a mask on your head.

Ronnie Rodriguez:
Well...

Dr. Steve Brule:
You have pretty hair like a lady.

Ronnie Rodriguez:
[chuckles] Thank you.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[smooches]

Ronnie Rodriguez:
Um.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Go on. Put it on, pirate. Who cares? You're a dirty pirate.

[Ronnie tries to put back his wig on]

Dr. Steve Brule:
I'll help you.

Ronnie Rodriguez:
I-Its kind of has to go like this. Pull that --

Dr. Steve Brule:
Smell -- Smell like a baby.

Ronnie Rodriguez:
Here we go.

Dr. Steve Brule:
You're my sweet baby pirate!

Ronnie Rodriguez:
Thank you, Doctor. I'm just gonna tie this in the back just to --

Dr. Steve Brule:
[smooches]

Ronnie Rodriguez:
...

Dr. Steve Brule:
I want to thank my very special baby prirate Ronnie Rongerson.

Ronnie Rodriguez:
Thank you.

Dr. Steve Brule:
It's very nice to meet you, my sweet baby pirate. [kisses Ronnie's hand]

Ronnie Rodriguez:
Whoa.

Dr. Steve Brule:
You have soft hands. I wish all prirates were soft like you.

Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule  Movie Quote

added 20 days ago

Dr. Steve Brule:
Hi. I'm Dr. Steve Brule here with a special segment we call "Doctor To Pirate". I have my first guest. He's a real, live prirate from the high seas. His name is Ronnie Rongriguez.

[shows Ronnie Rodriguez as a Jack Sparrow character]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Hi, Rongie.

Ronnie Rodriguez:
How you doing, Dr. Steve?

Dr. Steve Brule:
Rongie, answer me this question. Why do pirates steal everyone's gold?

Ronnie Rodriguez:
Yeah, that -- That's a good question. Um...

Dr. Steve Brule:
What if -- What if I had some gold? Will you steal it from me?

Ronnie Rodriguez:
No, no, I wouldn't, because I'm just, uh, acting as a pirate.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Denny, put my wallet in a -- In your backpack. We got a sweeping pirate on the -- On the loose.

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added 20 days ago

Carol Krabit:
Hi, this is Carol Krabit. Yesterday's Weather was not recorded, as my husband, Noon, and I were trapped in our attic after several hives of wasps made home in our bedroom. Those wasps stung us in our sleep. I woke up, and my eyes were swollen shut. No wonder those wasps love our bedroom, with all the honey, N-Noon leaves out. Thanks a lot, Noon.

Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule  Movie Quote

added 20 days ago

Dr. Steve Brule:
All those cab legs made me thirsty.

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added 20 days ago

[Dr. Brule gets some dirty water from the sea]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Looks clean to me. [drinks]

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added 20 days ago

Dr. Steve Brule:
So let's see -- Let's see what -- What we got in here.

[Dr. Brule checks the dumpster]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Bringo!

Dr. Steve Brule:
It's like opening a free present. Oh! What do we -- What do we have here? Little bit of crab, huh? [bites the dirty crab] I wish I had -- [coughs] pretty good.

[Dr. Brule eats another dirty seafood]

Dr. Steve Brule:
[chokes] Little bit tangy.

Dr. Steve Brule:
All this seafood has made me really thirsty.

Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule  Movie Quote

added 20 days ago

Dr. Steve Brule:
Ooh! Seafood's expensive. Well, there's no way I was gonna pay all that paper money for some stinky old fish. [to Denny] Around the back! Shh!

Dr. Steve Brule:
Lucky 'cause of my Cousin Joshy, I knew that the restaurant puts all their leftovers in a place called a drumpster out back. [to Denny] Told you.

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added 20 days ago

Dr. Steve Brule:
So, I went down to a marina to see a bunch of broats, even though I have 5 of boats of my own. But I had to get ready to go on a broat, and the best way to get your body ready to go on a broats to eat a lot of seafood.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Guess what, we're lucky. There's a great seafood restaurant right here in the marina. And it's called DeLgrengo's (Delzano's).

Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule  Movie Quote

added 20 days ago

Dr. Steve Brule:
I went to a...marinara and learned all about broats, and maybe you want to, too? Otherwise, why are you even watching this show?

Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule  Movie Quote

added 20 days ago

Dr. Steve Brule:
A-hroy.

Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule  Movie Quote

added 20 days ago

[Dr. Brule plays with a toy boat]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Whush! Boosh, goosh! Boosh! Goosh! Put the anchor down, you dingus! We're gonna sin--

Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule  Movie Quote

added 20 days ago

Dr. Steve Brule:
Hi. I'm Captain Steve Brule, and today's show of "Check It Out" is gonna be about everything that I know very much about. It's called broats.

Dr. Steve Brule:
My favorite thing after a car is -- Is...we're about to set sail. Let's check it out!

Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule  Movie Quote

added 20 days ago

Dr. Steve Brule:
Hey, dooey, dooey. Sing along with me. Why don't you come with me? We'll go down to the deep blue sea. So take my hand...or wear a very warm coat...because you are going to go with me on a sailing broat.

Dr. Steve Brule:
That's a poem by Captain Roy Bringis (Roy Bruce).

Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule  Movie Quote

added 20 days ago

Saginaw:
The Marshal worked for weeks, building what remained of Old Gary into a home for him and the child. He knew they were no longer welcome in the world of man. The child grew, and the Marshal tried to love it...though he could never know if it was truly his own.

Saginaw:
As is the way, the child matured, and the Marshal knew it was time for it to start out on its own. They were never to see each other again.

Saginaw:
Years passed, then centuries. Outside the forest, the world of man found new ways to end itself, with war and suffering, until nothing remained. The cabin began to crumble, the woods crept in, reclaiming it for nature, but this mattered not to the Marshal...for the Marshal...was home.

[shows a scene where Chris turns into and old tree and winks at the viewers]

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 23 days ago

[Old Gary managed to push out a baby tree that Chris saved]

Susie Wagner:
Chris, you did it! You saved this...thing. Is that why we're here? I don't even know anymore.

Brett Mobley:
Old Gary was a lady tree?

Rucker:
That baby's gonna be a whore, just like her Mama.

Chris Monsanto:
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Rucker:
I ain't raising no devil's child of many fathers.

Chris Monsanto:
Well, it don't need you. Darius? Guys?

Dairus:
Um...I got a lot going on right now.

Chris Monsanto:
Oh, okay. So that's how it is, huh? Well, what happened to all that talk about the beauty of nature?

Saginaw:
Nothing beautiful about weird tree baby.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 23 days ago

[once again, as Rucker told his other loggers to cut down Old Gary]

Saginaw:
Stop! You cannot cut this tree down!

Rucker:
Why?

Saginaw:
Because...she's pregnant.

[all the people were surprised]

Rucker:
Somebody f***ed Old Gary.

Logger:
Who could have done this?

Darius:
It was me. I admit it. I made love to that tree.

Chris Monsanto:
But...

Tim:
I did, too.

Rucker:
Damn it to hell, I did, too. It's my secret shame.

Chris Monsanto:
[to Old Gary] You WHORE!

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 23 days ago

[before Rucker was about to get to cutting down Old Gary, Chris use a chainsaw to cut one of Rucker's arms off]

Rucker:
MY DOZIN' ARM! [to his left arm] IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU!

[then Susie realizes where that severed arm comes from, after she wanted a backscratcher from the hippie woman]

Susie Wagner:
[to Hippie Woman] Those goods weren't fruits of the forest. You make me SICK!

Hippie Woman:
No refunds.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 23 days ago

[after the loggers were about to doze the trees down, Chris thinks about his tree he hump last night and decided to change his mind]

Chris Monsanto:
No, wait!

Tim:
It's a forest miracle.

Rucker:
What the hell are you doing, Marshal?

Chris Monsanto:
Well, I was just thinking, Ruck, that, uh, maybe we should leave that tree standing. Maybe we can make it into, like, a tourist attraction, and then, you know, families could come an -- And pay money to -- To urinate on that filthy, disgusting bastard tree.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 23 days ago

Chris Monsanto:
Okay, pop a sock in it, Country Joe. Otherwise you're all gonna be following the dead. And by dead, of course, I'm not talking about the band, although certain members of the band possibly, but not -- [sees the same owls that sawed him do stuff with the tree last night]

Chris Monsanto:
AAH! [shoots the owls]

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 23 days ago

[after Chris have sex with a tree, Chris wakes up the next day while naked]

Chris Monsanto:
[anxious] Okay, well, obviously I, uh -- I just fell asleep next to this filthy, disgusting tree here. [chuckling] That's all that happened.

[then Chris sees all the animals look at him knowing what he did last night, and then later, he took a shower, crying in his own shame]

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 23 days ago

[before Chris was about to leave for the night]

Msabu:
Marshal Chris! Beware of the woods. She get her hook in you...she keep you.

Chris Monsanto:
Okay, well, thank you for that, Msabu.

Chris Monsanto:
Susie, do me a favor and try not to trick Msabu into getting you pregnant?

Susie Wagner:
Get mauled!

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 23 days ago

[Brett comes back from his shift]

Brett Mobley:
Hey, guys!

Susie Wagner:
Where have you been?

Brett Mobley:
Well, don't tell anybody this, but while I was out on patrol, I marked my territory.

Susie Wagner:
...

Brett Mobley:
My territory is my pants.

Chris Monsanto:
Okay, uh...look, Brett, why don't you give Msabu here a break? The lady needs a few more rinse and repeats. Her hair is filthy. [referring to Susie]

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 23 days ago

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