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Spud:
One day, Rock's mom will kill him.

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added 7 months ago

[The Stepbrothers got eliminated because they lost to the Rockers in the race to the Chill Zone after their glider was destroyed by a kangaroo and they got buried in an avalanche. The Rockers also got eliminated because they beat the Stepbrothers in the race to the Chill Zone, Don remembered that the leg was a double elimination round, and thus the Rockers were eliminated as well]

Don:
But, before we wrap up, I have a special announcement to make. Today's episode…is a double-elimination round! The Rockers are also going home!

Rock:
WHAT?!

Spud:
Aw, man. Drag.

[The Stepbrothers both laugh]

Rock:
[imitating buzzer] Why'd you waste time reviewing footage if you were just gonna boot both of us?

Don:
Because I forgot, obviously.

Rock:
Getting kicked off was lame, but I'm proud of Spud. At first, I was all, "Dude!" And then I was all, "[gasps] No way!" And then I was like, "WHAT?!"

Spud:
Thanks, dude. Maybe we'll win this thing.

Rock:
We just lost.

Spud:
Oh, yeah, right.

Rock:
I really coulda use the million.

Chet:
You guys wanna come over and play Rock Storm on our Gamebox?

Rockers:
Yes!

Lorenzo:
Nice!

Chet:
Sweet.

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Don:
Teams must climb a dangerously steep path to this train station, then take an historic ride through New Zealand's lush mountains all the way up to Decision Junction, where their next tips are waiting.

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Don:
Trains number one leadas with the Haters, Goths and Ice Dancers.

Junior:
Ah, puss buckets!

Dwayne:
Language, Mister!

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Don:
Who's next to go? Will it be Mother & Son?

Dwayne:
Hey!

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Josee:
[reading the tip] "Go to Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump."

Jacques:
Huh? Buffalo? Is that a place or a threat?

Don:
It's actually a little of both. It's located here, along the foothills of the Rocky Mountains in Alberta, Canada. Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump was going to be called Concussion Valley, but the name was already taken. Teams must fly to Lethbridge, Alberta, then drive to this spot to receive their next travel tip.

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Geoff:
[getting the tip] It's an All-In. "Tip Your Hat, Spill Your Beans, and Eat Like a Cowboy by All Means."

Don:
Working together, teammates must eat an entire pot of pork and beans. At the bottom of the pot, they'll find their next travel tip.

Geoff:
Whoa!

Brody:
My fave food to nosh on is totally pork and beans, dude!

Geoff:
I can scarf most things. Brody's got an iron stomach with the taste buds of a dude that doesn't have any taste buds. We're golden.

[The Haters enter the restaurant and see the Surfer Dudes already chowing down]

Stephanie:
See? Dude advantage. But we're in 2nd, so all's not lost.

Ryan:
Only our love for each other. [he and Stephanie high five]

Stephanie:
Exactly. [looking down into the pot; horrified] Beans? Beans?! BEANS?! I'm not usually a picky eater, but beans are the grossest food on the planet and should never be consumed by human beings, ever. That's it.

Ryan:
[clears throat] Chicken.

Stephanie:
What was that?

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Crimson:
[interview] This place reminds me of my grandmother's farm house. I've spent a lot of summers there.

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Geoff:
[reading the tip] It's a Random Botch. "Whoever isn't holding the tip, has to ride the mechanical bull."

Brody:
There's a mechanical bull?!

Don:
The Bull Buster 3000, the most dangerous mechanical bull in the world.

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MacArthur:
A disgusting amount of pork and beans? FOR FREE?! WOHOOOO! [hogs it all for herself, Sanders tries to scoop some] Get your own pot!

[Cadets' interview]

Sanders:
Someone has a bit of a sharing problem.

MacArthur:
You're right, and I forgive you.

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Emma:
[looking at Noah still looking depressed while eating] Maybe it's just a coincidence he, you know, went into a state of shock and despair, the moment I broke up with him. [to her sister] Can you just agree with me at least?

[Kitty sighs]

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Ryan:
Come on, babe. You can do this. You're stronger and scarier than anyone I know. Take a deep breath. [Stephanie breathes heavily] That's it. Just… [Stepahnie drops the spoon and starts gagging; sighs] You know what? Maybe you can't do it. Maybe you're not as strong as I thought. You're not a winner at all. But a… LOSER!

Stephanie:
[gasps in shock, picks up the spoon, and scarfs some beans] I… am not… a loser!

[Haters' interview]

Ryan:
As a certified trainer, I know how to motivate people who lack confidence.

Stepahnie:
[placing her hands on her gut, trying to hold her vomit in] I'm confident. These beans aren't gonna stay down, ugh, much longer. [vomits]

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MacArthur:
[interview; impressed by Owen's big rumbling fart with Sanders wearing a gas mask] Man, can that guy airbrush his boxers?

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Stephanie:
There. I did it.

Ryan:
Excellent. Now, grab the tip.

Stephanie:
Why don't you grab the tip?

Brody:
[pained] I wish I could've taken the tip, and you'd be the one ridding the bull.

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[Father and Son got eliminated because, they were last one after eight teams]

Dwayne:
Oh, I can't be too obsessed. The race has really changed Junior and me. My son's going home a man.

Junior:
And thanks to his new tattoo, my dad is going home a woman. [chuckles]

Dwayne:
Yeah, I'm gonna grow a beard.

Junior:
Probably for the best.

Dwayne:
Hey, you wanna go home and binge-watch Total Drama Pahkitew Island?

Junior:
Only if we can laugh until soda squirts out your nose.

Dwayne:
Of course we can, son. Of course we can.

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Geoff:
Cool, we're flying to the Arctic Circle!

Brody:
Awesome! Circles are my favorite shape, dude!

Don:
The Arctic Circle, home to the world's harshest climate, whitest animals, and favorite storybook characters. Teams must fly here by Cessna, two teams per flight, to get their next tip. And they'll be chilled to the bone to find out there's another boomerang in play. Find this attached to your tip, and you can make another team repeat the first challenge. Just our way of adding some, "Oh, that's cold." to the cold.

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Owen:
I did it, Noah! I finally did it!

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Owen:
There goes my last chance! I'll never taste the sweet waxy yumminess of a fudgy lump again!

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added 7 months ago

Bananas and Cheese:
[singing] Oh, I’ve got a pony, but he’s too bony,

He’s uncomfortable to ride!

He’s got four legs, and he likes to eat eggs,

With two strips of bacon on the side!

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Duncan:
Here you go. [gives a hotdog to a mummy as he eats one.] Well, i guess we're good. Oh, man, I've got mustard on my sneakers.

Izzy:
Here, wipe it up with this. [yanks a bandage for the mummy to die.]

Duncan:
Oops. Let's get out of here!

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added 7 months ago

Owen:
Who brings a scorpion to school?!

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Owen:
Which one!s your’s?

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Noah:
Now she knows what other left means?

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added 7 months ago

MacAuthur:
Sorry, it’s 2pm. and I’m off to the park!

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