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Zack:
I have a plan.

Cody:
[to Sanjay] Don't listen to him. That's what he always says right before we get grounded.

Zack:
No, this plan is sure-fire.

Cody:
Correction. That's what he always says right before we get grounded.

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(Muriel get's traped in a net) (Knock on the door) Zack:
That must be them. There's no else left in the hotel! (Turns off the lights) Cody: Muriel don't move. Muriel: Oh thanks. I was just on my way to the rivera!

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Trevor:
[talking about a painting] This is either a work of staggering genius or it was painted by a cat.

London:
How does he hold the brush?

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added 7 months ago

[Inside Cody's closet]

Bob:
Isn't this awesome?

Jeremy:
It's like a little house.

Warren:
It's elegant yet casual.

Bob:
It's sophisticated yet tasteful.

Zack:
I think it's stupid yet stupid.

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London:
Nope. Except what I said about the banana nut muffins. I really do love them. They're soft from the banana yet crunchy from the nuts.

Trevor:
(turns to Maddie)

Maddie:
It doesn't get any deeper than that. Good news is, nut girl would probably vote for you unlike me.

Trevor:
Oh yeah? Well I don't need the vote of some tree hugger.

Maddie:
If you have it your way there won't be any trees left to hug.

Trevor:
Next you're going to blame the oil companies for global warming.

Maddie:
Yes, because they're to blame!

Trevor:
Oh, cry me a river!

Maddie:
If I did you'd pollute it!

Trevor:
You bleeding heart liberal!

Maddie:
Establishment puppet!

Trevor:
Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?

Maddie:
I'm surprised that someone as smart as you would have to ask! (kisses Trevor)

London:
(turns to a guy) Wow, didn't see that coming.

Maddie:
(lets go) I hate you!

Trevor:
I hate you more! (kisses Maddie again)

London:
I wonder what'd they do if they liked each other.

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London:
[looking at Trevor] Oooh, that nerd's cute.

Maddie:
Yeah, he is!

London:
Called him!

Maddie:
Oh, please. Like that guy would give you the time of day.

London:
Why would I ask him what time it is?

Maddie:
You got me!

London:
[approaches Trevor] Hi!

Trevor:
Hi.

London:
Are you here for the merit scholar thing?

Trevor:
Yeah, yeah, I'm Trevor, Phi Beta Kappa.

London:
I'm London. Buy Lots'o'Stuff'a.

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Cody:
Where have you been? I asked you to get me some more dust rags half an hour ago!

Zack:
I couldn't find any.

Cody:
Where did you look?

Zack:
The refrigerator. All I found was two bagels, a soda and some cheese balls.

Cody:
The guys will be here any minute. Get the game board.

Zack:
Ok.

Cody:
[drops a coin on his perfectly done bed] Perfect! [turns back to see Zack's bed covered with different objects] Wow! What the... How the... I was just...

Zack:
Found it!

Cody:
The game board?

Zack:
And the other half of my sandwich!

Cody:
If mum sees this, she'll be ticked. And I am not, repeat - NOT...

Zack:
Not.

Cody:
Cleaning this up again.

Zack:
Fine.

Cody:
I'm not.

Zack:
Ok.

Cody:
I mean it.

Zack:
I know.

Cody:
I've got to clean it up!!

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Trevor:
And then she said "who" instead of "whom". I'm not a grammar snob, but it's just egregious when somebody uses the subjective case instead of the accusative case, hahaha!

London:
[understanding nothing] Hahahaha! Will you accuse me for one moment? [approaches Maddie] Maddie, help me! I can't get through this lunch.

Maddie:
Uh! ok. The fork is the one with the pointy end.

London:
No, look I mean I can't understand a single thing he says. Give me my opinion on something.

Maddie:
Oh. Just tell him your favorite composer is Bach.

London:
Where's he been?

Maddie:
He's dead.

London:
So he came Bach from the dead?

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added 7 months ago

Carey:
OK guys. That's it. You've got to clean up. Cody, get to work. Zack, get a bulldozer.

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London:
[to a purse snatcher] You can't have this purse! It doesn't match your outfit!

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[Bob comes into the lobby and sees Cody chasing Zack.]

Bob:
Where are they going?

Moseby:
With any luck, the Bermuda Triangle

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Cody:
How do I look? And be brutal.

Zack:
Like a backstabbing French-girl-stealing jerk in a goofy sweater vest.

Cody:
You really think it looks goofy?

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added 7 months ago

Cody:
I know what you're up to! Don't think for one second I don't know what you're up to! I know exactly what you're up to! What are you up to??

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added 7 months ago

Cody:
I wanna ask Jolie out. Can you translate for me?

Mr. Moseby:
I'd rather lick the inside of a city bus.

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added 7 months ago

London:
You never gave up on me when I was learning the alphabet!

Moseby:
But that took 14 years!

London:
And now I know my ABDs.

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added 7 months ago

Esteban:
[sings] Rock-a-bye, chicken, in the tree top. Watch out for the farmer. Your head he will chop. [the children start crying]

Zack:
Don't you know any lullabies that don't involve decapitating poultry?

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added 7 months ago

Johnny:
Do you like coloring?

Cody:
I sure do, little one! In the first grade, I won a free ice cream sundae for my work on the "Enchanted Pony Island Coloring Book"!

Johnny:
You're weird.

Zack:
He's got you pegged.

[Johnny kicks Cody's shin]

Cody:
Ow! Little boy, don't you know it's not nice to kick people in the shin?

[Johnny steps on Cody's foot]

Cody:
Ow! Look, Kid, I know Santa, and someone just made the Naughty List!

Johnny:
I'm Jewish!

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Zack:
Hey, look Maddie. I'm recycling. Do you know why? 'Cause I love this planet as much as I love you.

[Maddie rubs hair of Zack]

Maddie:
Good for you.

Zack:
(to Cody) She wants me.

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London:
(to Maddie) Thanks to you, Mary-Margaret and I can't go to the fashion show. I hate you.

Mary-Margaret:
You were gonna take me?

London:
Yeah.

Mary-Margaret:
(to Maddie) I hate you too.

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Zack:
Hey, Maddie, I'm running for class president!

Maddie:
Great! What's your platform?

Zack:
"Vote for Zack."

Maddie:
No, that's your slogan. Your platform covers the issues you care about. What do you care about most?

Zack:
I care about people who vote for Zack!

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added 7 months ago

Cody:
Promise me that nobody will get hurt.

Maddie:
I can't make that promise!

Cody:
Oddly, I'm OK with that.

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London:
What are you doing?

Maddie:
Homework.

London:
There was school today!? But I thought it was a long weekend.

Maddie:
...It's Wednesday.

London:
Oh so it's almost the weekend again! Well, no point in going now!

Mr. Moseby:
London, I have a message from your father. He is outraged by your poor attendance record at school.

London:
How'd he find out?

Mr. Moseby:
He went to your school open house and they've never heard of you.

London:
[gasps] Daddy went to open house? He does care!

Mr. Moseby:
He cares so much he's having you transferred to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow.

Maddie:
That's funny. My school has the same name! What are the odds!? [laughs]

[Moseby nods and Maddie starts sobbing]

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added 7 months ago

Corrie:
I can't believe London Tipton is in our English class.

London:
(to Mary-Margaret) She scares me.

Corrie:
I scare London Tipton!

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added 7 months ago

Cody:
(after lamp hits wall) Oh no!

Zack:
Wonder what Mr. Moseby will say?

Mr. Moseby:
(appearing in doorway) I don't know. Let's ask him.

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added 7 months ago

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