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Log Lady:
Hawk. Electricity is humming. You hear it in the mountains and rivers. You see it dance among the seas and stars and glowing around the moon, but in these days, the glow is dying. What will be in the darkness that remains? The Truman brothers are both true men. They are your brothers. And the others, the good ones who have been with you. Now the circle is almost complete. Watch and listen to the dream of time and space. It all comes out now, flowing like a river. That which is and is not. Hawk. Laura is the one.

– Twin Peaks, Season 3  Show Quote

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Rodney Mitchum:
What's he want?

Bradley Mitchum:
Who?

Rodney Mitchum:
That insurance fuck. It's after midnight.

Bradley Mitchum:
The bastard. I could throw a car farther than I'd trust that rat fuck.

– Twin Peaks, Season 3  Show Quote

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Duncan Todd:
Anthony, I asked you here because you're a creative individual, and you're gonna need every ounce of that creativity to do what I'm about to tell you.

Anthony Sinclair:
What's that, Mr. Todd?

Duncan Todd:
Do you recall my business rivals and bitter enemies the Mitchum brothers? [Anthony nods] You're gonna visit the brothers now. You're gonna pin the blame for the insurance claim that we conspired to deny for them, a loss of 30 million that hit 'em hard, on the back of Douglas Jones. You're gonna convince them that Mr. Jones has it out for the brothers, a personal vendetta, and then we're gonna sit back, and we're gonna watch as the Mitchum brothers take care of our Mr. Jones problem.

Anthony Sinclair:
But what if...

Duncan Todd:
Don't speak, Anthony. If you fail to deliver on this, then you'll have to kill Mr. Jones yourself.

– Twin Peaks, Season 3  Show Quote

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Dr. Jacoby:
And the fucks are at it again! Fuck you who betray the people you were elected to help! We're sheep to these monsters, and they don't give a shit! We grow our wool, and just when we're getting warm, they come along with their electric clippers and shear our wool off, and we're just naked, screaming little fucks! No wool for us! Freezing and hungry! In the night. In the dark. And they don't give a shit! Then when we get sick, the pharmaceutical companies make billions! They own the fucking hospitals. Filled to the brim. They own the morgues! They own the embalming fluids! They own the mortuaries, the graveyards! These fucks! Is it the government's business who we marry? What the fuck do we care what the government thinks about who we marry? Are we gonna invite them to the wedding? Fuck no! Oh, they wouldn't come anyway. They're-they're too busy fucking! Fucking us at the grocery store! At the bank! At the gas pump! They're feeding our children chemical shit coated in sugar! Why don't these monsters bite into those tasty treats themselves? 'Cause they'll die in the streets! Just like us! And then they'll bloat like a big red fucking balloon. Stop! Stop distracting yourself with all this diverting bullshit, and pay attention. Save the children! Every parent wants to save their child. Buy yourself a shovel, dig yourself out of the shit, and get educated!

Nadine Hurley:
[listening to the show] Oh, he's so beautiful.

– Twin Peaks, Season 3  Show Quote

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Albert:
[half-smile]

– Twin Peaks, Season 3  Show Quote

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Constance:
When the dog got his cat's-eyes.

– Twin Peaks, Season 3  Show Quote

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Albert:
When did he lose his marbles?

– Twin Peaks, Season 3  Show Quote

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Constance:
Not to mention, marble champion of the sixth grade.

– Twin Peaks, Season 3  Show Quote

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Jerry Horne's foot:
I am not your foot.

– Twin Peaks, Season 3  Show Quote

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Detective Dave Macklay:
I'm sorry ma'am, you can't smoke in here.

Diane Evans:
It's a fucking morgue!

– Twin Peaks, Season 3  Show Quote

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[Diane glares at Albert]

Albert Rosenfield:
I know, I know. "Fuck you, Albert."

– Twin Peaks, Season 3  Show Quote

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Woodsman:
This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within.

– Twin Peaks, Season 3  Show Quote

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Woodsman:
[repeated line] Got a light?

– Twin Peaks, Season 3  Show Quote

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Dale Cooper's doppelgänger:
Ray, I want that information.

Ray Monroe:
Oh, yeah?

Dale Cooper's doppelgänger:
[draws a gun] Looks like you're out half a million.

Ray Monroe:
Oh, I don't think so.

[Ray draws a gun as well. Cooper's doppelgänger pulls the trigger, but nothing happens]

Ray Monroe:
I tricked you, fucker!

[He shoots Cooper's doppelgänger in the chest]

– Twin Peaks, Season 3  Show Quote

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Ben Horne:
[holding a room key] Room 315. Wait a minute. I think that was the room where Agent Cooper was shot.

Beverly Paige:
Who's Agent Cooper?

Ben Horne:
FBI. He was here, I don't know, maybe 25 years ago investigating the murder of Laura Palmer.

Beverly Paige:
Who's Laura Palmer?

Ben Horne:
Oh, that, my dear, is a long story.

– Twin Peaks, Season 3  Show Quote

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Warden Knox:
I've turned off the security cameras. We can speak freely and privately.

Dale Cooper's doppelgänger:
The dog leg. That dog had four legs. One you found in my trunk. The other three went out with the information you're thinking about right now. Two people you don't want coming around here if anything bad happens to me.

Warden Knox:
How do I know you know anything about this?

Dale Cooper's doppelgänger:
Joe McCluskey.

Warden Knox:
[nervous] What do you want?

Dale Cooper's doppelgänger:
I want a car. Cheap rental, if you like. For myself and Ray Monroe. I want a friend in the glove compartment. Tonight. Smooth and safe. And if your mind should wander to a place where I might not make it out of here alive, remember the dog legs.

– Twin Peaks, Season 3  Show Quote

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Client:
What are you doing??

Tuca:
Just trimmin' the bush.

– Tuca & Bertie  Show Quote

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Ultra Sam S-380:
Nothing to worry about. The doctor is just going to confer with some colleagues and- [the doctor exists. Ultra Sam immediately leans in close to Tuca, his sound wave voice changing from green to red] Okay, let's cut the shit. I need you to plug in my wife. She's right over there.

[pan over to a lamp sitting in the corner]

Tuca:
She's a lamp?

Ultra Sam S-380:
She's so more. You're not seeing her in the best... light. [pan back over to the lamp, still sitting there motionless. Ultra Sam looks down in despair] Oh, she would have laughed at that.

– Tuca & Bertie  Show Quote

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Speckle:
So, you want me to ignore you for fifteen years and then give you a small peck on the beak?

– Tuca & Bertie  Show Quote

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Speckle:
[as he spanks her] You've been a very bad bird and I'm very disappointed in you! Bad bird!

Bertie:
[solemnly] But I'm a good bird...

Speckle:
[still role playing] Oh, you want me to think you're good, but you're a filthy little bird, aren't you?

Bertie:
[starts crying] No I'm not!

– Tuca & Bertie  Show Quote

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Speckle:
"Gamby Robin was very sweet, so we mixed her with sugar. My Gumbo was mixed with sage because he was wise.

– Tuca & Bertie  Show Quote

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Harry Tasker:
You okay?

Helen Tasker:
That's one way to seek Paris.

– True Lies  Show Quote

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Jeremy:
Hello, I'm Saint Oriole, and I love to sit in my house, surrounded by all my crap!

Pastor:
Ugh, Jeremy, stick to the script!

– Tuca & Bertie  Show Quote

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Tuca:
"So you're just gonna hope your boss remembers you exist, reads your mind and gives you what you what you want?"

Bertie:
"That's been my life approach so far, and it's worked [little bongo sting as she thinks about it]... never times."

– Tuca & Bertie  Show Quote

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