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[Spud sticks his hand in the mitt to get the tip and gets bitten and swollen by the ants, but doesn't scream in pain; Rockers' interview]

Rock:
Spud's got a delayed reaction to everything, including pain. So I don't expect him to feel those hundreds of excruciating bites, for like, two hours. Then he'll be all like, "Yow!" and then like, "Oooh!" and then like, "YOW!"

Spud:
Uh, what are you talking about?

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[As the Vegans swing across the gorge on a vine…]

Laurie:
[screams] Ah, the wind hurts my face! [they slam into the other side of the gorge] Now the cliff hurts my face!

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Emma:
What happened to our no-alliance agreement?

Kitty:
I don't form an alliance, and I never agreed to your agreement.

Emma:
[scoffs] Kitty's in favor of trusting our competitors.

Kitty:
And Emma doesn't trust anyone since Jake broke up with her.

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MacArthur:
[reading the tip] It's a Botch or Watch.

Don:
In this Botch or Watch, whoever didn't swim with sharks in the Mediterranean must try and perform a Brazilian write of passage, and stick their hand inside this mitt full of venomous bullet ants to retrieve their next travel tip. [throws a turkey leg in the mitt] This is insane!

Kitty:
Bullet ants?

Emma:
Little known fact, the pain caused by their venom can last 24 hours.

Kitty:
[disappointed] Oh, great.

Mickey:
I've been bitten by venomous creatures so often, I've developed an immunity! Last year on a school trip to Seaville, a box jellyfish sat on my head like a hat! [He and Jay try to high five but they miss] We don't high five much, it's pretty new to us. [Jay accidentally smacks him and he bumps into Laurie, causing her face to fall into the mitt and get bitten by the ants] I am so sorry!

Laurie:
[slurred voice] No, no. I-I deserve that. [the other teams react in horror at her swollen face] What? What's wrong?

Miles:
Um, nothing. [takes the tip off Laurie's head] Okay. "Feeling divine? Then swing your butts to the coconuts."

Don:
[swinging across the gorge on a vine] Teams must cross this gorge by any means necessary, and then search for their next tip, hidden in these piles of coconuts.

Laurie:
Sounds good to me. Let's go!

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Laurie:
[freaking out in turmoil] I ate the sheep's head so we could stay in the game! But the non-elimination meant I didn't have to. [breaking down with guilt] I DIDN'T HAVE TO!

Miles:
[slaps her in the face, snapping her out of it] Okay, you need to calm down. What happens in Iceland, stays in Iceland, okay?

Laurie:
[sighs as her breath scent almost made Miles retch] What? What?!

Miles:
I'm sorry, it's just that… your breath smells like sheep head. [sniffs] Does anyone have a mint?!

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Don:
In a stunning reversal, yesterday's winners now look like losers, as plane #2 is in the air, on its way to Brazil.

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Don:
Here in Iceland, yesterday's Chill Zone is today's starting line. And yesterday's winners, the Goths are first to get a travel tip.

Ennui:
[getting a tip] Huh. Brazil.

Don:
Sunny, sunny Brazil. Home to bossa nova music, makers of fine coffee, and other things that keep me awake at night. Teams will travel here on these chartered planes. The first eight teams take a direct flight, the last seven will arrive two hours later, 'cause they're on the milk run. [Animals sounds are heard from the second plane] Literally.

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Don:
Carrie, Devin, 13th! Rockers in 14th!

Spud:
[relieved] Phew.

Don:
Well, my little meat-eating vegans. You are the last team to arrive.

Laurie:
[interview; sobs] So many animals. I just ate so many animals!

[Miles takes out a bucket to puke in]

Don:
But this is a non-elimination round! You get to stay!

Laurie:
[gasps in shock; outraged] I ate animals for NOTHING?! [starts attacking Don with fury]

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Rock:
[interview] Eating that stuff was like, the hardest thing ever. Other than like maths, or getting my driver's license.

[Vegans' interview]

Laurie:
I can't believe I just did that. There are animals inside me right now. And I'm pretty sure they don't want us to come in last.

Miles:
Mine once out right now. [farts and falls off her seat as she belches]

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Don:
Father & Son, you are the 8th team to arrive.

Dwayne and Junior:
Woo-hoo!

Laurie:
Wait, that's our fossil!

Junior:
I knew something was wrong.

Dwayne:
[sighs and pushes the fossil] Fine. Here you go.

Don:
No sharesies. [to the Vegans] You'll have to try again.

Laurie:
But…

Don:
Don't care.

Laurie:
But…

Don:
Don't care.

Laurie:
But…

Don:
[walks off] Don't care.

Laurie:
[to Dwayne; furiously] The Goddess of Karma will GET YOU FOR THIS!!! [interview] I don't normally allow myself to experience negative emotions, but I'm sure my aura is very purple right now.

Dwayne:
[interview] Not the first time I've been cursed. Luckily, I don't believe in goddesses or karma, so I think we're all good.

Miles:
We'll never be able to reiki another fossil in time.

Laurie:
Then we'll have to… eat the feast.

Miles:
[horrified shock] WHAT?!

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[Don penalizes Mom and Daughter for one hour due to Taylor making Kelly go back through the geyser field by herself to repeat the Icelandic sentence as they reach the Chill Zone]

Don:
You're 7th! But you've earned a one-hour penalty. Please step aside.

Taylor:
Wait, what?

Don:
After getting the Icelandic sentence wrong, you were both supposed to go back through the geyser field, but only Kelly did.

Taylor:
[groans in frustration] Way to go, Mom! I sat around waiting for you so long my butt fell asleep, and now we get a penalty? You ruined my life.

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Ennui:
I'm so excited. 1st place. Wow. I could pee myself.

Crimson:
[briefly looks down] You just did.

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Geoff:
[stuffs a feast piece in Brody's mouth during the Either/Or challenge] We got this. [interview] Feels weird to feed Brody like he's a little niblet. But, it's a team challenge. The guy is a human trash can. He'll eat anything.

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Kelly:
[in Icelandic] Vinsamlegast gefðu mér mina travel ábending.

Taylor:
Wow, way to not ruin everything for a change. [Kelly takes the tip and runs off to the helicopter, ignoring her] Oh, my gosh, Mom, don't sulk. It was a compliment, hello?

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Emma:
Vinsamlegast… gefðu… Uhh…

Kitty:
[finishing up] …mér mina travel ábending.

Emma:
[annoyed] You interrupted me and almost ruined our chances.

Kitty:
But I got it right.

Emma:
Yeah, this time you did. Lucky us. Next time you try to help, don't help.

Kitty:
Okay.

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Ryan:
I memorized the first half, Stephanie took the second half.

Stephanie:
We share everything… except french fries. If he ever touches my fries… KA-BLAM!

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Chet:
[scoffs] I had the first half of the sentence, [shoves Lorenzo] you were supposed to remember the second half!

Lorenzo:
[shoves Chet in return] Other way around, butt stain!

[The local annoyingly shoves them both; Stepbrothers' interview]

Chet:
That girl is so into me.

Lorenzo:
You wish. She's into me, jerky.

Chet:
As if! You're dreaming!

Lorenzo:
You're the one who needs to wake up!

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Crimson:
[after saying the Icelandic sentence correctly] Most of our favourite bands are from Iceland, so, yeah, we speak a language.

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Devin:
[shivering while freezing] This reminds me of, um, last winter when Shelley locked me out of the car for buying her the wrong kind of tea.

Carrie:
He got frost bite and nearly lost three toes over a tea? He deserves better than that. A rabid goat deserves better than that.

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Josee:
[in Icelandic] Vinsamegast gefðu mér mina travel ábending. [the local gives them their next tip] "Take the helicopter to Skaftafell National Park, and find the next Don box."

[The Ice Dancers board the helicopter while they wait]

Don:
The Ice Dancers have the lead, but now they'll have to wait. The helicopter will only depart once six teams are aboard.

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Sanders:
There's the Don box!

Vulk:
[gets a tip] It's an All-In. "Broken Icelandic Telephone?"

Don:
For this All-In, teams need to hold down the button on this speaker box to hear me say, "Please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic, with perfect pronunciation. [presses the speaker button; through speaker, in Icelandic language] Vinsamelast gefðu mér mina travel ábending. Then they must run across the geothermal field of hot springs, and repeat the sentence to this Icelandic local. [exclaims in disgust to the dress] Sweet sister of ducks, what are you wearing? Say the sentence right, you get the next tip. Say it wrong, and you have to go all the way back to hear the sentence again.

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Don:
As most of the teams continue to climb or wait… and wait… and wait some more, the Fashion Bloggers are first to reach the observation deck, but the scare might be too much for them.

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Sanders:
Thighs on fire. So…queasy.

MacArthur:
So you're one of those skinny-fat people who can't climb ten flights of stairs without spewing chunks huh? What do you do? Yoga?

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Geoff:
Hey, who pushed all the buttons?

MacArthur:
Gotta take the stairs.

Sanders:
Or, we could just wait.

MacArthur:
Hustle!

Jen:
[shrugs] Meh. This'll probably still be faster.

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