Saxman:
Half off.
Tom:
Right. Maybe you-
Saxman:
Half off..
Tom:
can do a C sharp
Saxman:
See, you're a half step off on the half off. (laughs)
Tom:
Just trying to-
Saxman:
Half off.
Tom:
Yeah you're probably right. Uh, let me just make a note of that here. Ah, shoot I'm working on the bass cleft here. You know what Saxman? Let's take five. Um, there's actually something I wanted to get off my chest since this morning. Did you and your friends happen come in the house and have some kind of jazz jam last night?
Saxman:
What in how? No I slept like a baby right out there in my pup tent.
Tom:
Uh, that's weird. Just, uh, it's nothing.. There's just..there's some piles of BM in my bedroom and just uhh, something I don't know. You know what? Forget it. Let's take it from the top. 2,3,4. If we don't ask for your customer code...
Saxman:
Cut cuuuut. It's not working man. It's just not working.
Tom:
Aww, we'll get there, come on. You know we just need to rhyme some of these words. I haven't (sighs) Let's see what rhymes with consumer price rebate.
Saxman:
No no. It's not that your rhyming like diamond. It's just that, my lips are all chapped. I need to wet 'em up. Darn!
Tom:
What is it?
Saxman:
Well the best way is to kiss something for a while, you know. Just to moisten up my lips.
Tom:
Ooh..kay..?
Saxman:
Oh Tom, I wouldn't ask you if I knew another way, but you know we're burning studio time here.
Tom:
Oh I see your sayin'. You wanna ..wanna kiss me?
Saxman:
Well it's not so much that I want to but it's my chops, you know they need to touch another man's lips to bring them back to life.
Tom:
Oh, alright. I guess a kiss on the mouth between friends can't hurt. (Tom and Saxman ease in slowly for a kiss)
(As soon as their lips touch, Joy and her children burst through the front door, witnessing the event)
Joy:
Ahhhh!!
Tom:
Joy! You're back!
(Brindon takes several photos)
Brindon:
My step dad, and some man in our kitchen.
(He places the photos in "Brindon's Memory Book")
