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Coach Harris: Damn it Brendon, what the hell is wrong with you? Have you ever thought about going home and prancing around in your mama's Sunday dress, or wearing her panties, or putting on one of those cotton ponies? You're a sissy bitch, Brendon. Just like your father. Tom: Excuse me, coach? Coach Harris: I've seen your father, I've seen stains in his pants that he can't explain. There's something I like about you, but it isn't being a girl in a boy's body, it's being a WRESTLER!! – Tom Goes to the Mayor, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Mayor: It's mayyyyor's niiiight, rim dim dim dim do – Tom Goes to the Mayor, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Mayor: we will be holding your wife and step children, in a family holding cell until your wife and basterds are legitament. – Tom Goes to the Mayor, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Mayor: thank you Tom, I'm seeing that you have step-children, living in your shanTY, your family status has been upgraded to ILLEGAL. – Tom Goes to the Mayor, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Mayor: ok, i can't find that number you entered, please make sure the number is correct and try again. or simpley speak your name, now. – Tom Goes to the Mayor, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Mayor: Hi I'm the Mayor, Welcome to the department of families lets get you started, please enter your 23 digit family code, followed by the 11 digit confirmation pin. – Tom Goes to the Mayor, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Sandalman: Shamus is deaf I'm afraid. Deaf as a door nail! – Tom Goes to the Mayor, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Mayor's nephew: Fill out your menu card and hand it to the nearest veteran. – Tom Goes to the Mayor, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Tom: I think I have a BM in my pants. – Tom Goes to the Mayor, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Hamton J. Pig: (stutters) That’s all folks! – Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Buster is crying because he's sad that Hamton is leaving for medical school] Buster Bunny: [crying] I'm so sad for me! [blows his nose on Babs' ear] What'll I do!? Hamton's so kind, so sweet, so.......[cries] not Plucky! Sweetie Bird: He's also the only one who has the Wifi password memorized. [Buster bawls hysterically] Babs Bunny: [comforting Buster] Oh, you did the right thing. Supporting Hamton to his faith and then coming here to cry hysterically. – Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Buster Bunny: So, Acme doesn't have a medical school because so few toons need medical attention. [Wile E. Coyote nods his head at Buster] I guess that makes sense. Thanks, Professor. [walks away sadly] – Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Lola Bunny: I had some leftover ingredients. So, I just threw together this triple-whipped Dulce de leche with balsamic strawberries. – Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Furrball: You wish you could be as hardcore as me. – Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Plucky Duck: Lucky for you, I'm an expert at Jack-Kour. Buster Bunny: You like Jack-Kour, too?! Time to be hard on myself! – Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Buster Bunny: Hey, Professor Coyote. I wonder, you don't like boy bands, do you? [Wile E. Coyote shakes his head and holds up a sign that says "Absolutely not!"] – Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bugs Bunny: Great job up there, kids! – Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Sweetie Bird: I came here to eat bird seed and kick butt! And I'm all out of bird seed! – Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Five-Year-Old Titus: Dad, Teacher said we can be anything we wanted to be. Ken: She wasn't talking to you, son. Now, go in the backyard and practice digging some holes. – Titus, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Buster Bunny: How could we not see it?! – Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Babs Bunny: Everyone, meet Plucky. Buster Bunny: We pre-apologize for everything he does. Plucky Duck: [looking at Buster and Babs' family] What an overwhelming number of rabbits. [chuckles] Somebody guard the carrots! [smiles and to Buster and Babs' surprise, their siblings get excited as they get closer to Plucky.] Bashir Bunny: Whoa! A Duck. Real feathers! Bertha Bunny: Can you really swim?! Beatrice Bunny: What's it like to fly home for the winter? Plucky Duck: Oh, of course you're fascinated with me. Not only am I a creature of another design, I am also smart, talented and adorable! Buster Bunny and Babs Bunny's Family: Aww! Buster Bunny: Everyone seems… to… like him. Babs Bunny: Yeah. Are they looking at the same duck we are? – Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Hamton J. Pig: [stuttering and sweating nervously while practicing his lines] F-f-first day on this g-g-glorious campus. Oh no! T-that's not right! [starts crying] – Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dizzy Devil: Dizzy drop out. [throws his costume in a trash can] Dizzy realize this non-union production. – Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Sweetie T. Bird: He's still wearing the shoes! – Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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