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Thurgood: [about to fall in an elevator shaft] That shaft looks like a bad mother-- Mrs. Avery: Shut yo' mouth! – The PJs, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Litvac Industries Representative: We've called you fine people here to offer you the adventure of a lifetime! Juicy: Ooh! We gonna go clubbin' with Puffy? Litvac Industries Representative: Not quite. You're gonna live outdoors without the luxuries of your homes for 40 days! Thurgood: 40 days? That's almost... [counts the numbers] 50 days! – The PJs, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Thurgood: [setting up the poster for the 8th Annual HUD Ball] HUD's balls really swing, though last year's ball got pretty hairy. What with the heat wave, that was one sweaty ball. [chuckles] I'm funny when I'm alone. [looks at the poster] "Can you beat our reigning king and queen of the dance contest?" [looks at the image of Jimmy and Bebe] Hmm. Look at 'em. King Loser the XIV and Queen Laqueefa. Jimmy: [clears throat] Big talk comin' from a guy who won't even enter. You're the king of excuses. Bebe: Thurgood'll say anythang to get outta that contest. What was it last year, baby? He ate a hamburger and got Sheila E. coli. – The PJs, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Thurgood does his workout-- as in, changing channels with his remote] Thurgood: Thumb sprain! And stuck on BTV. I pray it's not the Amen marathon. TV Announcer: It's kung-fu action like you've never seen before. See two sexy foxes and their all-girl kung-fu fighting army. It's non-stop bone-crushing destruction. Black Mama, White Mama. Thurgood: Oh yeah! Please say "Comin' up next." Announcer: Coming up next... Thurgood: Yahtzee! Announcer: ...Mugged on BTV Extra Smooth. Thurgood: BTV Extra Smooth? Do I get that channel? Announcer: BTV Extra Smooth is available only through Deep Dish TV satellite systems. Thurgood: Where do I get one of those? Announcer: Deep Dish TV on sale now at the Hood Guys for only $249.95. Thurgood: [turns off the TV] I gotta raise some money. I'd have a garage sale, but I don't have a garage. I'd have a yard sale, but I don't have a yard. [scratches himself furiously] But I got everything a need for a flea market. – The PJs, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Walter: Are you actually tryin' to sell your mail? Thurgood: Where some men see a stack of phone bills, I see a classy set of coasters. Walter: You know, it says here you've been pre-approved for the African-American Express credit card. Thurgood: Credit card? Me? Ain't no one in the projects with plastic. Except for Muriel and her vibrating therapeutic back massager. – The PJs, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Calvin: [narrating] Sometimes, there's so much beauty in the projects, my heart could burst. [picks up a floating paper bag] Thurgood: See, boys? Nothin' gives you a greater sense of pride than cleanin' up the neighborhood. Juicy: But Super, didn't the judge order you to do this community service? Thurgood: Look, we could argue all day about who was and who wasn't arrested for public urination, but I'll be the bigger man and do my community service. [picks up a small wad of paper] There, the courtyard is clean. Was that so hard? [a piece of paper hits him] What the Funky Phantom? – The PJs, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Thurgood: So you're not black. So what? Nothin's really changed. Jimmy: Everything's changed. I thought I knew who I was. Ever since I was nine, I built up a whole image of my father. A strong, powerful soldier, like the black G.I. Joe. You know, the one that looks like the brother on 60 Minutes. Thurgood: Well, now you got a new image. A strong, powerful Korean, and he's still got kung-fu grip. Jimmy: Don't you get it?! I don't want to be Korean! They kicked my mother out in disgrace. – The PJs, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
James T. Bagger: Tell us, how did you arrive at a performance that evokes such a provocatively resonant verisimilitude? Thurgood: [in character voice] Now, what the hell is that supposed to mean?! [audience laughs. He switches to his deep voice] Gotcha, James. Nah, I just made the voice up. Same way I make up the dialogue. James: So, there are no scripts? Thurgood: Nope. I make this [bleep] up as I go along. – The PJs, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[last lines of the series] James: What would you like to hear God say when you arrive? Thurgood: The jokes aren't whitey 'cause we own heaven. – The PJs, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Professor: Oh Girls, I am back from the store! [drops his groceries upon seeing the fight] What's going on here?! Sedusa: [fake sobbing] Oh, Professor. Thank goodness you're back! The girls went just crazy and they all jumped on me when I came home. Blossom: [angrily] No, Professor! It's not true! Buttercup: She's really Sedusa! Bubbles: And she grounded us so she can make off with the mayor's jewels! Sedusa: LIARS! [to the Professor, fake whining] Professor, Sweetie, you believe me, don't you? Please...help me. Please. [Professor grabs Sedusa's arms and the girls think they are getting grounded again] Professor: [to the Girls] Girls, call the police. [the girls perk up] That crook is not going to deceive us anymore. Powerpuff Girls: Yay! – The Powerpuff Girls, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Ace: Oh, Powerpuff Girls. Please forgive my foolish friend for his foolish act, for he did not know what he was doing. And I know deep inside my heart that he would never do anything like that ever again. What do you say, girls? Will you forgive him? Will you? Please? Blossom: Okay. Ace: Thank you. [winks at Buttercup] – The Powerpuff Girls, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[At the end of the episode] Narrator: And once again, the day is saved! [the Girls appear, sleeping in bed] Get it? The day was saved? You don't get it. Because it was going to be perpetual night! You know, the daylight. They saved the day, literally! [laughs] Blossom: [wakes up as Buttercup glares through one eye] Shh! [Both she and Buttercup go back to sleep; through all this, Bubbles is not disturbed one bit] Narrator: [voice sinks to a whisper] Oh, sorry. Thanks to the Powerpuff Girls. Goodnight, everybody. – The Powerpuff Girls, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Blossom: Excuse me, Mr. Zombie, sir? Abracadaver: Wha-? Blossom: Could you stop destroying Townsville with your evil zombie magic? Bubbles, Buttercup: Please? Abracadaver: [gasps upon seeing Blossom] You! You're that girl! [imagines her as the girl from long ago] Girl with bear! Blossom: Huh? Abracadaver: YOU RUINED AL LUSION! YOU MAKE THEM LAUGH AT ME, BUT NOW, REVENGE! – The Powerpuff Girls, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Narrator: So once again the day is saved thanks to the Powerpuff Girls. – The Powerpuff Girls, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[The Girls break into Mojo's lair and beat him up] Mojo: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF- [they shove the back of his chair down onto him, then throw him against the wall] Blossom: Don't play dumb. We know you've got some evil plot underway. Mojo: What are you talking about? Buttercup: Oh, like you don't have a giant robot ready to smash Townsville! Mojo: No. Blossom: [surprised] No diabolical plans to destroy the world? Mojo: No. Bubbles: [scared] Turning everyone into zombies to scare people?! Mojo: Oh, for crying out loud, NO! I have no intentions of committing any crimes...today. Blossom: Then what were you doing before we got here? Mojo: Sleeping! Buttercup: Before that?! Mojo: Reading the paper! Blossom: [deflated] Oh. [long pause] Well...you better behave yourself, or we'll be back! Mojo: [sarcastically] Oh goodness, I'd better not snore. – The Powerpuff Girls, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Princess Morbucks: I'll need some milk money for my first day of new school! [her dad hands her some cash] I suppose this will do! – The Powerpuff Girls, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Narrator: Six hours later. Princess Morbucks: This is the worst croque madame sandwich ever! [She throws the croque sandwich at the Professor] Blossom: [groans] She'll never be a good person. Buttercup: Bloss, give it a rest already. You've been trying to train her for six hours. Blossom: Okay, let's do this one more time. Let's say it's Bubbles' birthday. Bubbles: It is?! Buttercup: Ugh! Again, Bubbles, it's not your actual birthday. We're just pretending. Bubbles: Aww. Blossom: Now, take this gift. [She starts to unwrap the gift] No, no, no, no! Take the present and give it to Bubbles. Princess Morbucks: Wait. What was that word? Guh-ive? Blossom: You know "give." Like, how I just gave that present to you. Princess Morbucks: Oh, yeah. Thanks for that. [She starts to unwrap the gift again] Blossom: Ugh! Forget it! I don't even know why I tried! You're so selfish! Ugh! I'll be in my room. Princess Morbucks: Poor people are so sensitive. – The Powerpuff Girls, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Buttercup: Hey! What happened to Fitzmaurice Hill? [They see that Fitzmaurice Hill is now a yeti ski resort for yetis only] Blossom: A Yeti ski resort? [Yetis chuckling as they are having a good time at their ski resort] Yeti: Ugh. Poor people. Buttercup: So our hill's been overrun by Yetis? Blossom: I'm sure it's fine, Buttercup. There's plenty of room for all of us. Oof! [She bumps into a Yeti Bouncer who is guarding the entrance] Yeti Bouncer: Sorry, there isn't plenty of room for you. You're gonna have to get off the mountain. It's a Yeti resort now. Buttercup: Oh, yeah?! Well, I'm gonna resort to kicking your butt, furball! [She is about to beat up the Yeti Bouncer, but Blossom stops her] Blossom: No, Buttercup, it's not worth it. We'll find someplace else to sled. [Buttercup growls, then the girls float away] Yeti Bouncer: [chuckles] Tiny people. Buttercup: Man, I hate these snobby Yetis! I wish they'd all just go back to whatever snowball they came from. Bubbles: Yeah, I wish we could get rid of this snow. Then maybe they'd leave, and we can bring spring back. [Blossom stops, sees a flower sprouting from the snow, and she goes to the flower] Blossom: I wish I could bring spring back, too. [She uses her ice breath that freezes the flower] Buttercup: [offscreen] Ahem? Blossom: [coughs as Bubbles and Buttercup float above Blossom and look at her angrily with their arms crossed] Oh. That was supposed to be a personal moment. Buttercup: Blossom! It was you the whole time?! Bubbles: We thought it was the effects of climate change! Blossom: I-i didn't want to. I was just so nervous about answering Jared Shapiro's note, and I needed extra time to think about it, so I made the snow day last a little longer. Bubbles: A month?! Blossom: But you guys like the snow. It's a win-win for everyone. Buttercup: And the Yetis?! Blossom: I'm sorry! But, honestly, the Yetis may be annoying, but they are not monsters. [A roaring sound is heard from a distance and it turns out to be Zack Butthead sledding down a hill] – The Powerpuff Girls, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[They see all of the alternate dimension versions of the citizens of Townsville surrounding the girls] Blossom: What are all these people doing here? Alternate Dimension Mayor: Hey, girls. Where are you going? Blossom: We're going home, Bizarro Mayor! Alternate Dimension Professor: What do you mean? You are home! Mysterious Man: [As he appears from the sky with the swingset] That's right! This is the perfect home for everyone! You can stay forever. [The Mysterious Man turns out to be Allegro] Allegro: And ever! [giggles as he swings over the swingset] Girls: Allegro?! Allegro: That's right! It's me everyone's favorite party bear! Yay! Bubbles: Yay! Buttercup: Allegro, what are you up to? Allegro: Allegro needed your energy to grow big and strong again! So, he made a perfect little Townsville for you to live in while he soaked it up. You have to stay here forever! And ever and ever and ever. [The crowd walks closer to the girls] Blossom: Uh-oh. What do we do? I don't want to punch people we know! Alternate Dimension Mayor: [As he grabs Blossom] Yay, Blossom! Why don't you stay a while? Blossom: I take it back, start punching! [Bubbles punches the alternate dimension version of the Mayor and it reveals that the Mayor is a party animal in disguise] Bubbles: Huh? [Buttercup punches another alternate dimension version of another citizen and it reveals that the citizen is another party animal in disguise] Buttercup: What the? [The girls keep punching the alternate dimension versions of the citizens, revealing that they are party animals in disguise] Buttercup: What the heck is going on here? Blossom: They're Allegro's party army in disguise! Allegro: It's party time! Blossom: Girls, we have to get to the swingset! Buttercup: Bubbles! [Bubbles is partying with Allegro's party army until she stops] Bubbles: Yep! Blossom: Let's end this party! [They fly to punch Allegro off the swingset, but they are blocked by the alternate dimension version of the Professor] Alternate Dimension Professor: Girls! Don't go back to that other professor! He never lets you do anything! You'll just get punished! Stay with me Professor Fun-tonium! Buttercup: The professor just doesn't want us to get hurt! Blossom: Yeah! That's what a real father does. Bubbles: And you're not real! [The girls punched the alternate dimension version of the Professor and it reveals that the Professor is another party animal in disguise] Blossom: Girls, now! Allegro: You girls are making a big mistake. [The girls punched him off the swingset] Oof! Whoo! [He lands hardly on the ground] Blossom: Swing! [The girls swing to hit Allegro] Allegro: Aww, why don't you like my party? Oof! [The girls hit him and a small group of his party army disappeared] Boy, that really hurt! Eep! [The girls hit him again and another small group of his party army disappeared] But we're gonna have cake! Oof! [The girls hit him one last time, and he explodes into a small blue bear, and the rest of his party army disappeared] You guys are always ruining my party. Blossom: Swing as hard as you can, girls all the way over! Girls: Whoo-hoo! [The girls use their powers to swing all the way over back to the real world] – The Powerpuff Girls, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Blossom: Ooh! You're building a biome for science class? Which one did you get, Bubbles? Bubbles: I got the tiger! [roars] Blossom: You mean the taiga? The largest biome in the world, towering Russian and Canadian forests, the toast of sub-Siberia? [An egg drops into the table, then another egg drops into Bubbles' cup, splatting her drink all over her face] Buttercup: Too bad you're not in my science class, Bubbs. We're studying the egg drop. [She throws another egg into Bubbles' cup] Blossom: Buttercup, the point of the egg-drop project is to drop the egg without breaking it. Buttercup: Says you. Ha! [she throws the eggs at the cabinet door] Bubbles: [She puts a tiny tree on the biome] And perfect! [The tiny tree falls down] Aw. Blossom, will you help me? My biome project is due tomorrow. Blossom: Bubbles, I would be honored! I will make it my top priority after school today. – The Powerpuff Girls, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Buttercup: Bullfighter's crying, what a bunch of dorks. Blossom: Matadorks. Buttercup: Heh, nice one. – The Powerpuff Girls, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
. Blossom: Ok, professor, heh, sounds great. ONE HOUR! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! I knew we shouldn't ate all of that candy. WE SHOULD'VE GONE TO BED EARLY! WE SHOULD'VE LISTEN TO THE PROFESSOR!! Buttercup: Huh, pipe down, captain shouta. Blossom: Sorry. – The Powerpuff Girls, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Narrator: The City of Townsville, and it's a shiny new day, with a shiny new limousine headed for Pokey Oaks Kindergarten. Seems there will be a shiny new face joining the class today! – The Powerpuff Girls, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Mojo Jojo: [with bloodshot eyes and a crazed smile] I know who took my plans! [his eyes turn slowly to his left, then he suddenly points to his right] It was YOU! [a bird at his window chirps innocently] Well, then...it was YOU! [points at his telephone] It was ALL of you! [the room starts shaking] Ohh, the pounding, the pounding, why won't it stop?! Buttercup: [pounding on the door] Why-won't-this-guy-answer?! Mojo Jojo: [throws the door open] WHAT?! Bubbles: [politely] Hello! Please, Mr. Mojo, sir, could we please borrow your supercharged high-tech laser, please? Mojo Jojo: Okay, okay, just don't bother me again. I'm trying to find my plans on how to destroy you. Powerpuff Girls: [with Mojo's high-tech laser] THANK YOU, MOJO! – The Powerpuff Girls, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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