[Ren returns home from work on a rainy day. He is shocked when he see's the house is a mess]
Ren:
[angrily] I knew it! Cat dirt... everywhere! [starts to get more angry, but suddenly calms down] Well, at least I'm home. I can continue my intellectual pursuits!
[A mellow Ren walks away, but then stops and is appalled at the sight of his opera records stuck to the wall]
Ren:
My opera records! COVERED IN BUBBLE GUM! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! [sniffles a little, then turns around and notices several germs exiting open jars and squirming down the drain] My collection of rare, incurable diseases! Violated! NOOO-OOO-OOOOO! [then see's his dinosaur droppings colored like easter eggs] My dinosaur droppings! Painted... like EASTER EGGS!
[Stimpy and Svën cease playing when they hear Ren's outburst]
Ren:
AAAHHHH!!!!!!! You... EEDIOTS!!! [Ren angrily stomps toward Stimpy and Svën, who back away several times until they hit a wall] YOOOOOUU... BOTH OF YOU!!! [He starts shaking angrily, but then transitions to a kind of sadistic calmness] Oh, what I'm gonna do to you. [He starts shaking his fists, thinking of ways to hurt Stimpy and Svën, who are cowering together; slowly] I'm so angry! First... I'm gonna tear your lips out. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. And then, I'm gonna... gouge your eyes out! Yeah... that's what I'm gonna do.
Stimpy:
We don't like this, Ren!
Svën:
Ja, you scary us!
Ren:
Yeah. You're scared, huh? Next, I'm gonna... [mimes ripping their arms out and the dislocated arm dangling] TEAR your arms out of the sockets! [Stimpy and Svën whimper while rubbing their arms] And you wanna know what else? I'm gonna hit ya, and you're gonna fall... and I'm gonna look down... and I'm gonna laugh. [Stimpy and Sven both cry] But first... [Stimpy and Svën gasp] FIRST... [suddenly calm] I gotta take a whiz! Don't you go anywhere. [Points to the ground they're standing on] You stay right here... Right on this spot... I'll be back! [Ren stomps away, and over the "Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence game before turing around and noticing it] What's this stupid thing?!
Stimpy:
[cheerfully] It's a game, Ren!
Svën:
Ja, it's really fun!
[Ren takes a look at the game, then turns to Stimpy and Svën, then smiles evilly, coming up with an idea]
Ren:
Oh, ya like this game?
Stimpy:
Oh yeah, Ren!
Svën:
We love it!
Ren:
Oh, ya like the game, huh? Do you really like it?
Stimpy and Svën:
It's our favorite game in the whole world!
Ren:
Oh, ya like the game, huh? Then how do you like this?!
[Ren produces a fly on his crotch and unzips it. Stimpy and Svën only look in horror as Ren whizzes all over the game. Ren looks at Stimpy and Svën giggling manically. Then the whole house explodes, sending the trio to Hell. The Devil appears.]
The Devil:
So, you whizzed on the electric fence, did ya?
Commercial Jingle:
Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence!
