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Ron:
The name Ron will be like their new little secret inside joke for bad sex, you know? "How was your shag?" "Oh, I got Ronned, he Ronned me, it was terrible."

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Amanda Haythe:
When I was a little girl, I had this dream that a bear in the forest took my virginity.

Ron:
A bear?

Amanda:
A bear of a man.

Ron:
Ahh, the man-bear, yeah.

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Lizzie:
[Trying on a shirt] What do you think?

Ron:
Is that as big as your, uh, your boobs get?

Lizzie:
Oh! I have a shirt for that!

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Luke:
If you want, I could set you up with somebody, man. Yeah, matter fact I, I know somebody you might like.

Steven:
Really?

Luke:
I'm telling you, he'll fulfill your every need.

Steven:
He? He. Thank you, but I'm sorry, uh, I'm not gay.

Luke:
That's okay, man, neither is he. See, his name is Jesus.

Steven:
Christ.

Luke:
Yeah, see you know his name! Say it again, wear it out!

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Lizzie:
How did you get so smart?

Dave:
Uh, I uh, I read, I read like 8 or 9 books a week.

Rachel:
Wow!

Steven:
Told ya.

Dave:
I also do a lot of speed. All the time.

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Lizzie:
I don't know. This seems like a bad idea. It's like cheating.

Rachel:
It's not like cheating. It is cheating. This is cheating.

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ron:
[Running down the hall yelling] I am the king! I am the king! I am the king! Do you know my name? Do you know it? I don't care, cause Adam Sandler knows it man, he knows it! I'm the chunky guy with glasses! Right here!

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ron:
My favorite film is You've Got Mail...You got Tom Hanks. You got Meg Ryan. You got a very likeable Greg Kinnear. You think you're better than it... this movie is gonna suck... then you watch it and it becomes a part of you. It's in you.

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Art:
On a subconscious level, you are outraged.

– United States of Al, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Wilhelmina:
I never thought I'd say this, but... you've got big balls, Betty Suarez.

Betty:
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

– Ugly Betty, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[After Betty runs into Daniel in London]

Betty:
Hey, if you want something to do, I am looking for a new assistant.

Daniel:
Well, maybe I'll submit my résumé.

– Ugly Betty, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Lucien:
[to Rachel] I wrote a poem about my job, okay, and I-I really, really think that this will really help you in your situation right now, okay:

If you enter my room full of tears

My hope is that you will leave with a smile.

If you enter my room glowing with love

My hope is to share in your warmth.

So when you're feeling low

Just knock on my door and say, "Hello!"

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Marshall:
Hey, do you know how to do laundry?

Rachel:
Hey, could you do me a favor? Could you hold my hand?

Marshall:
Yeah. Sure, sure, sure.

Rachel:
It's just... I'm having a panic attack and it usually goes away if I hold somebody's hand and I tell them I'm having a panic attack.

Marshall:
OK. OK.

Rachel:
I got... I gotta get outta here.

Marshall:
Uh, no, no. It's OK. It's OK. Um, I'll distract you. Um, I'm studying music. What's your major?

Rachel:
I don't know yet. I haven't decided.

Marshall:
You haven't picked a major yet!?

Rachel:
[Frantically] God, what are you trying to do to me?

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Hillary kisses Lloyd]

Lloyd:
You know what, Hillary, I.. we can't do this.

Hillary:
Why?

Lloyd:
Um... Because I have herpes.

Hillary:
So what? I do too! Everybody does!

Lloyd:
Yeah, I know, but um... you know what? I-I just... You're an RA, I'm a student, what if someone was to see? I don't...

Hillary:
I'll go fast, like a man, just give it!

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Eric:
I was at work today, and I thought of the coolest idea. I'm gonna start my own internet! It's awesome! I'll tell you why. Because first of all, the regular internet is too crowded. And second, my internet will be for people who might not have computers, and we'll mail you your email through your regular mail!

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Steven:
What are you doing?

Lizzie:
What?

Steven:
Having sex isn't exactly breaking up with him.

Lizzie:
I know. But it wasn't like that. It was like we were saying goodbye.

Steven:
So you did break up with him?

Lizzie:
No. But on a deeper level, it felt like we both knew it was the last time.

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Lloyd:
Did you ever think that maybe the entire way you looked at the world was wrong?

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Marshall:
You're really smart.

Rachel:
Thanks.

Marshall:
And you're pretty. You're smart and pretty... Like a dolphin.

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Rachel:
These herbal remedies totally work. And they're all natural, from the earth!

Ron:
Like one time I, uh, I ate grass until I puked like a dog and then I felt like so much better. Like that, right?

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Lloyd:
I don't know anything anymore.

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Ron and Marshall are eating free cafeteria food.]

Ron:
Tell you what, free or not, I can't eat another bite.

Marshall:
Hey dude, what's up?

Steven:
Well, I have to find a job, or else you guys will be looking for a new roommate. My dad forgot to pay my tuition...

Ron:
Okay, I got it. I saw this in a film. You are a student by day, and an illustrious man prostitute by night.

Marshall:
Hey! Dude, I could totally hook you up with a job in the cafeteria, man! Boss totally loves me, dude!

Steven:
Uh, no thanks, I think I'll pass. I'd rather be a man whore than work there. No offense.

Marshall:
No, no, it's cool.

Steven:
Oh, is that jello, could I have some of that?

Marshall:
No, you can't.

Ron:
Thank you. I thought he was fattening me up to eat me or something. Ridiculous.

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Steven:
Well I have to find a job or else you guys will be looking for a new roommate. My dad Forgot to pay the tuition.

Ron:
Okay. Got it, I saw this in a film, you are a student by day and a lustrous man prostitute by night.

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

All:
And Merry Christmas, you son of a bitch!

[final lines]

– United States of Al, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Lloyd:
It's never too late to make a new beginning.

– Undeclared  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

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