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[Loki stands on a tree branch and throws acorns at a Komodo dragon, waking it up; the dragon tries to catch Loki and holds onto the tree and starts drooling; the Goths put a bucket next to the dragon to collect its drool, and stand behind a bush] Ennui: That's it, drool. Crimson: [interview] Loki doesn't know fear. [the dragon smells her and Ennui's deodorant, and runs away] Yes. Smell your defeat. [Ennui fills up the vial of Komodo drool from the bucket; the Ice Dancers pop out of the bushes watching them] Josee: That is one B-A-D (bad) bunny. Jacques: Well, that plan backfired. And much faster this time. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Stephanie: [holding onto a tree] Help! Ryan: [going through a magazine] Yes, Stephanie. Stephanie: Was this your plan? Ryan: Yes, Stephanie. Stephanie: Get a giant lizard to eat me?! [screams in unbridled rage and snaps a branch stick off the tree and uses it to bash the Komodo dragon in the head rapidly; Ryan gasps; points the tree branch stick at him, threatningly] Scoop some drool, or you're next. Ryan: I'm not afraid of Steph, or her dumb stick. And I don't need her to tell me what to do. Stephanie: [chasing after him] Hurry up, drool boy! – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Don: The Goths take 1st place! Josee: What?! Silver again?! This race is fixed! [screaming angrily while swaying their loom rug back and forth, hitting Jacques; interview] I can't believe those pasty-faced freaks took gold! Oh, I'll bet they're just LOVING it! Crimson: [interview] We won. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Noah: We're gonna be in last place. Owen: Oh, no. Chewy's drooling in his sleep. [gets Komodo drool in his eye] THE VENOM'S IN MY EYE! [farts, waking up the dragon; the dragon coughs and runs away; interview] Oh. I guess farting is a side effect of Komodo venom. Noah: No, it isn't. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Brody: Just to be clear, I'm a trained professional in all things extreme. Never try that at home, kids. But if you're in a forest, totally do it! Komodo trapping rules! – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[The Reality TV Pros got eliminated because Noah became buried in a pile of rugs, and Owen was unable to find him in time before the remaining teams reached the Chill Zone due to having venom in his eye. For an medical emergency, they must get a previously eliminated team to replace it for eight to win] Owen: As reality shows go, that got as real as reality shows get. Noah: Before it started, I didn't have a girlfriend and now I do, so, it's an easy favorite. Owen: I mean, the million would've been nice, but winning isn't everything. Also, I already won a million. Noah: And I'm dating a lawyer. So I'll never have to work again. Owen: Oh-ho-ho. I'm sure Emma's gonna love to hear that. What reality show should we do next? Noah: Didn't I tell you? We've been asked to do the next season of-- [static] – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Crimson: We're going to Las Vegas. Don: Located in Nevada, USA, Las Vegas is famous for its bright lights, bold entertainment, and very, very bad judgment. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Dwayne: Yay! Hello, Las Vegas! Are you here, sleeping beauties? – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jacques: Oh, Josee! Are you losing it?! They're GOTHS, not vampires! Josee: Are they, Jacques? Are they?! – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[The Haters step up to start the magic challenge] Ryan: All right, what do we do? Stephanie: So, the assistant goes into one side of the cage, the lion is in the other. The cage gets covered, and the magician puts the lever to the correct position to drop the divider and the lion off the stage. That way the assistant doesn't get mauled. Let's go. I'll be the magician. Ryan: Nah, nah. The girl is always the assistant, the man is the magician. Stephanie: You better hope that dress can fit over your thick head. Ryan: Aw, come on, Steph, be reasonable. Stephanie: Says the guy who dumped me on television. Ryan: [dismayed] Crud. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Don: Father and Son, you’re the first to go on. Father and Son: Whoo-hoo! Kitty: Which one of us should drive? Emma: You're better at video games than me, but can you handle it? Kitty: I think so. [interview] I used to be obsessed with video games. One time, I played "Hockey All Stars" for two days straight. I would've kept going, but Emma unplugged my game station and refused to give it back until I took a shower. Emma: She smelled like a bag of wet popcorn. Ugh. Kitty: Not my finest hour. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Ice Dancers' interview] Jacques: I have no problem being the assistant here. When we skate, I'm always the magician. Josee: Eh, say what? Jacques: I lift you, carry you, twirl you around, ha. All you need to do is smile and not fall down. Josee: Wow. I hope I do this trick right. I'd hate to watch you get EATEN BY A LION! [gets up in Jacques' face, angrily] – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Stephanie: Would you get in the cage already? Ryan: [grunting] Dumb door! Too small! Stephanie: Ugh, come on! Suck it in! [pushes Ryan in the cage, his dress rips off; points and laughs at his underwear] Nice undies! Ryan: Hey, don't look at my butt. Stephanie: You wish I'd look at your butt. Now get in there! [slams the cage door shut closed] Ryan: OW! – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Don: [as the Goths are again the first team to step on the carpet; spits out water, shouting] HOW IS ANYONE THAT QUIET?! [breaths deeply] Congrats on coming in first again. Can we hang some bells around their necks or something? – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Stephanie: [getting a tip from the Don box while sweating] Tea time? Please let it be iced tea. Don: Wouldn't that be nice? But no. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Sanders: [reading the tip] "Catch a flight to Siberia." Don: Siberia! This massive province of Russia is home to the Siberian tiger, Siberian husky, and probably anything else prefaced with Siberian. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Sanders: This alliance is not a friendship. MacArthur: Got that right. It's just an agreement to work with people we hate. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
MacArthur: My dad would always pressure me into winning and coming first. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Ryan: Whenever we had an argument, my dad will gratuitously agree with my mom until she calms down or leaves. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Pilot: [over PA] Welcome, uhh, aboard, everyone, huh. We're going to be, um... closing the... uh... cabin doors, any uhh... second now. For the taking off. Josee: [exasperated] JUST CLOSE THE DOORS ALREADY!!! [plane cabin doors slam close; sighs in relief] Kitty: Woo-hoo! Carrie: That was too close! [Josse screams infuriated] Don: All the teams are off! Some happier than others. Josee: Now we're all on the same flight, and it's all because of that pilot! Jacques: Why? Because he, uhh, spoke, uhh- [Josee punches him in the shoulder to get him to stop talking] Ow! – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Carrie: [which is behind a yeti] AAH! AAAH! Yeti: [follows Carrie] UGH! Carrie: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [a yeti slides upwards on a rock] Yeti: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [grabs onto the Daters’ ice yacht sail] Ooh. Stephanie: Are you sure you two aren’t related? – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Josee: [getting a tip from the Don box] We're going to Darjeeling, India. Don: Yes, Darjeeling, where the world's finest teas are grown, like assam, nilgiri, and several more I can't pronounce. Teams must fly to Bagdogra, India, then take taxis here to the mountains of Darjeeling to find this Don box with their next travel tip. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[The Best Friends got eliminated because Kitty accidentally knocked Devin off a cliff and severely injured him, making him and Carrie cut from the race] Carrie: Okay, well they sacrifice themselves for us in Vietnam so we choose the Surfers. Don: Done! Carrie and Devin good luck with all of that. Paramedic: All right, the Surfers are awesome. Sorry, let's go. [the Paramedic take an injured Devin to the helicopter along with his partner Carrie. Brody and Geoff return] – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Don: Back at the academy, the Best Friends aren’t letting a single nosebleed stop them. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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