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[Daters' interview]

Ryan:
Stephanie and I met at the gym 2 months and 6 days ago, and we've been going steady ever since!

Stephanie:
We're so excited! Neither of us has ever traveled before. There's so much to discover like, what do chocolate protein bars taste like in China?

Ryan:
I was just wondering that!

Stephanie:
No way!

[The Daters start kissing while making out]

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[Ice Dancers' interview]

Jacques:
We know how to win. We've won gold everywhere.

Josee:
Except…the Olympics. He dropped me so we only got silver.

Jacques:
[cries] I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! [runs off]

Josee:
Jacques! Silver is his least favorite color.

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Geoff:
[chuckles] Goin' around the world on someone else's dime. Sweet! Hey, Bridgette! Love ya, babe! [interview] My girl and I did Total Drama, but she's surfing her way around Australia right now. So, boom, entré my bud, Brody!

Brody:
Yeah guy! Bros forever! G and B for the W-I-N!

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[Stepbrothers' interview]

Lorenzo:
My dad married his mom last year, but we still hate each other. So they're making us do this. Jerks!

Chet:
Don't call my mom a jerk, JERK! [pushes Lorenzo aside]

Lorenzo:
Shut your word-hole, JERK! [pushes Chet in return but comes back and starts tackling him]

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[Fashion Bloggers' interview]

Jen:
Hey-hey, to all our blog followers out there! Wish us luck!

Tom:
I bet "Jen we could win the race", but I didn't think she'd actually take it up on me.

Jen:
I put my mind to something and it happens.

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Don:
Ellody and Mary. Scientific geniuses who say they will use their winnings to support the science community.

[Geniuses' interview]

Ellody:
Astrophysics is underfunded. Reality shows offer monetary prizes. Conundrum solved.

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Don:
Welcome, contestants! This is the starting line for your 26-part race around the world. Each part ends at a Chill Zone. Get there fast, because the team to stand on the carpet of completion, may be cut from the competition. But the first team to reach our last Chill Zone, will win…$1,000,000!

[The contestants all cheer in excitement]

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Geoff:
Hey, who pushed all the buttons?

MacArthur:
Gotta take the stairs.

Sanders:
Or, we could just wait.

MacArthur:
Hustle!

Jen:
[shrugs] Meh. This'll probably still be faster.

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Carrie:
NO, i think we're maybe lost. [a bird flies in Carrie's hand] Aw, (snickers)

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Sanders:
[takes a tip from the Don box] "Take the train to Calanque de Maubois on the Mediterranean coast, and search the station for your next travel tip." Let's go!

Don:
[voiceover, a map displays the northern part of France with Paris indicated by the Eiffel Tower, a dotted line travels to the southern part of France] Teams must take the train south to Calanque de Maubois. Calanque de Maubois skirts the Mediterranean south of France with sand so fine you WANT it to get in your shorts. The Red Cliffs are just one of the many sites that make this a popular tourist spot. (Cut to the beach; in a speedo) Did I mention that the beaches are awesome? Because they ARE. [A crab pulls on his speedo and releases it; yelps in pain]

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Don:
Yesterday's Chill Zone was the Louvre, which is today's starting point. Teams will start in the order they finished, starting with yesterday's winners-- [The Ice Dancers walk up instead of the Police Cadets; halts them] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yesterday's winners go first, icecapades.

MacArthur:
Yeah, relax, silver streak!

Sanders:
Wait your turn!

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[Although it initially seemed like they tied with the Reality TV Pros, the Tennis Rivals got eliminated after Don pointed out that Gerry's foot wasn't fully on the carpet of the Chill Zone]

Don:
Reality TV Pros, your penalty is up!

[The TV Pros and Tennis Rivals jump into the Chill Zone carpet at the same time]

Gerry:
It's a tie! We all stay!

Don:
Not quite. I'm afraid you're going home.

Pete:
What? Why?!

Don:
Your foot wasn't completely on the carpet, it was just out.

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Laurie:
The thought of coming last made us realize that we needed to step up our game.

Miles:
Yeah, we were super charged up.

Gerry:
[as the Vegans pedal past him and Pete; surprised] How is that possible? We're athletes. They eat bird seeds and dust!

[The Vegans are then seen eating bird seeds and dust during their interview]

Laurie:
Pass the bird seeds.

Miles:
You want some dust on that?

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Josee:
Bye! You stink worse than this cheese float!

MacArthur:
Too bad you forgot your oars!

Jacques:
Darn it!

Josee:
Jacques, you were supposed to get the oars!

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MacArthur:
Well, if it isn't the smiling silvertons.

Josee:
[kicks the cheese out the way, revealing the next tip, in sign form] I hate silver!

Jacques:
[reading] "Take your cheese and sail away to where Mona Lisa's on display."

Sanders:
The Louvre!

Don:
The Louvre-- home to many paintings I was asked to stop touching.

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Ennui:
This place could be an amusement park or a camp for kids.

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Kitty:
Emma's always been the serious one, but ever since her boyfriend, Jake, broke up with her two years ago, she's been super-

Emma:
[covers her sister's mouth] Fine. I've been super fine.

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Devin:
[as the artiste rejects the Best Friends' caricature] What do you mean "no?" She got an "A" in art last semester. [the artiste shows him the drawing of himself laying down with a six-pack] Oh, I see! It's too realistic.

[Carrie blushes, not knowing what came over her]

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[The Ice Dancers are the first to reach the Eiffel Tower]

Josee:
We made it!! Whoo! [screams as the Police Cadets crash into them from behind]

MacArthur:
Nailed it! [gets a tip first the Don box] Huh. It's a Botch or Watch.

Don:
In this Botch or Watch, whoever didn't eat the stew Morocco must draw a caricature of their partner. When this local French artiste approves of the drawing, they'll receive their next tip.

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Miles:
We walked our camel through the desert yesterday instead of riding him, so that way he can stay hydrated.

Laurie:
And today, we're pedaling our moped so we don't use its fuel. [gasps in realization] I wish there was a way we could give this moped to our camel, right?

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Don:
Yesterday's Chill Zone is today's starting line. Teams depart in the order they arrived, starting with yesterday's winners, the intriguingly "platonic" Best Friends.

Devin:
[reading the tip] Aw, sweet! Looks like we're going to Paris!

Carrie:
[gasps in surprise] No way!

Don:
Paris, France. Home of the Mona Lisa, tiny coffee's and other things that annoy me like you wouldn't believe. [Cut to him standing at the top of the Eiffel Tower] Once in Paris, teams must make their way here, to the Eiffel Tower and find their next tip.

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[Leonard and Tammy both got eliminated because they stopped to use "magic" to slow down the two remaining pairs but ultimately failed and were the last team to arrive to the Chill Zone]

Don:
The Ridonculous Race is about skill, it's about determinization. It's not about magic. You're done!

Tammy:
Time reversal spell! [throws confetti]

Don:
Security!

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Lorenzo:
We're done!

Chet:
[holding his stomach in pain] Oh, I don't feel so good.

Lorenzo:
That’s 'cause you ate puke, puke-eater!

Chet:
You’re a puke-water watcher!

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Mickey:
Sanitizer?

Jay:
No need. I made a point of not touching anything. Juice?

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