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Cody:
Zachary!

Zack:
Codery!

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Cody:
You got pudding in my whistle!

Tapeworm:
And you got whistle in my pudding!

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Max:
Everyone knows nothing rhymes with orange.

Tapeworm:
Oh yeah? What about "snorange"?

Max:
Thank you, Dr. Seuss.

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Zack:
And we're also 12 and cute!

Maddie:
Well I'm 15 and hot!

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Max:
Will you guys stop fighting?

Cody:
We are not fighting, we are having a creative discussion.

Zack:
We are too fighting.

Cody:
Creative discussion!

Zack:
Fight!

Cody:
Discussion!

Max:
I can't believe you guys are having a fight about if you're having a fight!

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London:
I don't like this tangerine!

Maddie:
No, that is a Tam-bo-rine! A tangerine is what the audience is gonna throw at you!

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Zack:
(to Cody) Did you hear that? Maddie wants me to dance with her at the prom. I better practice my kissing.

Cody:
Don't look at me.

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Maddie:
Uh, London, do you think you could talk to Moseby about getting the ballroom for our prom?

London:
Sure.

Jeff:
Thank you! You are awesome!

London:
Oh I KNOW, I love helping the poor and needy.

Mary:
We are not a charity.

London:
Have you seen what you're wearing?

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Zack:
I'm a guy with mature interests.

Maddie:
Such as?

Zack:
Politics... Culture... PG-13 movies...

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Carey:
(about doing stand-up comedy at her school talent show) So anyway, I'm up there on stage, no one's laughing, and I panicked. So I started to sing. You know what happened?

Cody:
They started laughing?

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Cody:
Hey, Max!

Max:
Hey, Cody! Where's Zack?

Cody:
I'm Zack. Hey there, sweet thang!

Max:
He hurt himself, didn't he?

Cody:
Yep.

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Mr. Moseby:
Esteban, I need you.

Esteban:
When I am good and ready!

Mr. Moseby:
WHAT did you say?

Esteban:
Now I am good and ready!

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Zack:
Mom, guess what? We're gonna be on TV!

Carey:
What did you set on fire?!

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(When Zach and London are in the air vent)

London:
Man, it stinks in here.

Zack:
Sorry.

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Carey:
Mr. Moseby's just doing his job. He needs to keep this hotel running smooth and you tend to be un-smooth.

Cody:
Yeah, un-smooth like when Mom doesn't shave her legs for 2 weeks.

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Esteban:
Mr. Moesby! The hotel inspector will be here any minute for the surprise inspection!

Moesby:
How is it a surprise inspection if they sent a fax?

Esteban:
Because they sent the fax 2 weeks ago and I forgot to give to you! Surprise!

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Ilsa:
Get this mutt off of me!

London:
(monotone) Stop. Bad dog. No.

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Zack:
Man, I never thought I'd miss Moseby.

Muriel:
(about Ilsa) Yeah, she's a real witch. I'd love to vacuum off that mole!

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Maddie:
I've rearranged the candy counter. Now tell me, what draws your eye?

Zack:
You do, sweet thang!

Maddie:
Please. Some of this candy is older than you.

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Waiter:
Room service! Somebody ordered the "I'm sorry for what we did last night" buffet.

Carey:
Eggs benedict with caviar?!

Cody:
Must be a mistake.

Zack:
We ordered toast and a raisin.

Carey:
You guys are bleeding me dry here!

Waiter:
Oh! [chuckles] My mistake. This is meant for the other mommy with twins on the 23rd floor. [He leaves]

Carey:
I-I'm sorry, I didn't, I mean, they...

Moseby:
D'I- I understand. Children sometimes can be a burden.

Carey:
You have kids?

Moseby:
No, and after seeing yours, not gonna happen!

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Carey:
(to the twins) Anything you want you've got it.

Cody:
Get us into the wedding.

Carey:
Except that. You're grounded, remember?

Zack:
You meant that?

Carey:
I'm trying to do the right thing.

Zack:
Okay. Looks like we're going to find a way into that wedding ourselves.

Cody:
Forget it. There is no way you are talking me into another one of your idiotic schemes.

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London:
When I inherit this hotel, you are so fired!

Maddie:
Please! You'll be too busy getting facelifts!

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Zack:
(about Maddie) What is she doing here?!

Maddie:
Saving your butt before I kick it.

Zack:
Is that a threat or a promise?

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Carey:
We may live in a palace, but we are not royalty.

Zack:
I think you're a queen, Mommy.

Carey:
Aww.. put a sock in it.

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