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Cyril: (singing) Barley, barley, huck and rye, that's the way we aardvarks fly! Some fly east and some fly west, and some fly over the cuckoo's nest! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Pig One: You screamed sir? Cyril: What are you pork pies doing, trying to make spectacles of yourselves? Pig Two: Oh no sir, they're for reading Mudman Comics! Cyril: Reading comics on the job eh? Well read my lips. Deliver these boxes to Willow's store. N-O-W. NOW! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Melissa: (To Bert and Cedric) You two look like you just lost your best friend. Cedric: Oh, things just aren't going so good that's all. Ralph: Well, now I know what they mean when they say skateboarding's a downhill sport! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: Don't forget to switch at the halfway mark, don't take your eyes off the course, and don't lose! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cedric: This looks like a pretty tough course Bert. Bert: Don't worry Cedric! Look! I brought you my lucky sweater! Cedric: Gee, thanks Bert. Er, how do you tell the difference? Bert: They're all lucky! And now we’ll look like a team! Cedric: Yeah, the B team. – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: (on the intercom) Pigs! It's time we fix that phantom's wagon. You three get over to that theatre, find the phantom and get rid of it! I'm going to be part of Knox's big deal, even if it kills me! Pig Three: Hm! He means even if it kills us! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bert: Okay Broo, we've got one super dooper spook sensitive tape recorder! Pig Two: Two garlands of garlic to stave off evil spirits! Bert: An XL 3-33 special phantom camera filter! Pig Three: Four wooden stakes to drive through the hearts of vampires! Bert: A five pound bag of flour for the old 'throw the flour on the ectoplasm' routine! Pig One: And a slick vacuum to suck up ghostly apparitions - it says so in the guarantee! Bert: I tell you Broo - we have the will, we have he technology, and soon we'll have the phantom! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bert: Bert Raccoon, ace reporter and super sleuth is on the case! Now, what do we know? Cedric: Nothing. Bert: Nothing... excellent! We can start with a clean slate! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Barbara LaFrum: Cyril Sneer. Cyril: Barbara LaFrum!? What do you want? Barbara LaFrum: I want truth, I want justice and I want fair play. Cyril: It's just up the road! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Pig One: I don't see the boss anywhere. Pig Two: It's Barbara Whatshername - quick, take cover guys! Pig One: I don't think she saw us. If the boss finds out we set him up with that barracuda, he'll feed us to the sharks! Cyril: (Bursts out of hiding in a crate) BOSS? Miserable pig slops! I oughta... Barbara LaFrum: You'll ought to what Mr Sneer? – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bert: (Crestfallen) Heh. A buck fifty. I raised a buck fifty. Ralph: And it was very nice of you to lend her the money Bert! Bert: A buck fifty! I paid more for my pet lizard! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: Like I said, it's a little silly. Just a childhood embarrassment, but I never got over it. The idea of playing in public still brings me out in a cold sweat. – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Melissa: All we want are a few details. Pig One: We can't tell you anything. This is top secret! Strictly need-to-know basis. Pig Two: And the boss says you don't need to know anything! Pig Three: As a matter of fact, we don't even know what you don't need to know! Ralph: I see a career in politics for these three. – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
(Ralph has been chucked out of a conference building by a security guard) Ralph: That guy has no respect for the press! Something smells in the Rotco corporation! Melissa: Well then, we just have to get in there and sniff out the story. Let me try my feminine wiles! (A few seconds pass before Melissa returns, evidently having been turned away also.) Melissa: I must be getting rusty. Ralph: Not in my books, baby! – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
(Bert and Cedric are on a skydiving simulator) Bert: Wow! That was some fun, huh Cedric? Cedric: Yeah, that wasn't so bad. But there's a big difference between ten feet and... ten thousand feet! Bert: Ah, only a couple of zeros! – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bert: Boy, this is one birthday present you'll never forget, huh Cedric? Cedric: Yeah... if I live to remember. – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
(Whilst courting Ingrid Bellamore) Cyril: Good work boys! Put it in the vault! Pig Three: "Good work"? He's never said that before! Pig One: We've never done that before! – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cedric: I did it Pop! I jumped! Did you see it? Cyril: I sure did son! But if you don't mind, I'd rather not see it again! – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: When it comes to spending my money, I'm a careful man. I've only made three mistakes in my entire life. Milton Midas: Really? What were they? – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: That answer your question? – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: I can't stay here! This is a hospital! Nurse Peck: My, my! For someone who is so cold we are hot under the collar aren't we? – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bert: I could introduce a new recipe. Dare-deviled eggs! (Laughs) Ralph: That sounds about right, coming from a canned ham! – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Pig One: Boss? About that little accident with the shredder... Cyril: It's coming out of your salary! Pigs (In unison): You mean... we can have our old jobs back? Cyril: Might as well. I wouldn't wish you three messed up meatballs on anyone else! – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Pig Two: More pies sir? Cyril: Ha ha! I haven't had this much fun since my last tax refund! Pig Two: We'd make a pretty good team, right boss? Cyril: I've seen worse! – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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