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Ken (introducing Tommy to a bartender):
Tommy, I want you to meet Clyde. He knows how to squeeze a ball.

Titus, Season 2  Show Quote

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Titus:
Don't screw Erin over. Because she hangs onto everything. She's exactly like Buddha. You know, if Buddha was vengeful, angry and laid down a whole lot of whoop-ass. So, the other Buddha.

Titus, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Titus:
Hey, guys, you know you're out in public. In front of people. Bumping nipples!

Titus, Season 2  Show Quote

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Titus:
When I was seven, I watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest with my mom. When Jack Nicholson was strapped to the table getting electroshock treatment, my mom burst into tears. She said it reminded her of her life. (chokes up): And I was stunned...because I didn't know my mom had been nominated for an Oscar.

Titus, Season 2  Show Quote

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Titus:
How many massacres have started off with "Surprise!"? Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. (breaks down crying): My uncle's 50th birthday...I WAS THERE, MAN! (wailing): How many more have to die?!

Titus, Season 2  Show Quote

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Five-Year-Old Titus:
Dad, Teacher said we can be anything we wanted to be.

Ken:
She wasn't talking to you, son. Now, go in the backyard and practice digging some holes.

Titus, Season 1  Show Quote

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Buster Bunny:
How could we not see it?!

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 2  Show Quote

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Babs Bunny:
Everyone, meet Plucky.

Buster Bunny:
We pre-apologize for everything he does.

Plucky Duck:
[looking at Buster and Babs' family] What an overwhelming number of rabbits. [chuckles] Somebody guard the carrots! [smiles and to Buster and Babs' surprise, their siblings get excited as they get closer to Plucky.]

Bashir Bunny:
Whoa! A Duck. Real feathers!

Bertha Bunny:
Can you really swim?!

Beatrice Bunny:
What's it like to fly home for the winter?

Plucky Duck:
Oh, of course you're fascinated with me. Not only am I a creature of another design, I am also smart, talented and adorable!

Buster Bunny and Babs Bunny's Family:
Aww!

Buster Bunny:
Everyone seems… to… like him.

Babs Bunny:
Yeah. Are they looking at the same duck we are?

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 2  Show Quote

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Sweetie Bird:
I came here to eat bird seed and kick butt! And I'm all out of bird seed!

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 2  Show Quote

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Sweetie Bird:
Aw, yeah! That big city air! I love the smell of hot garbage in the morning!

Plucky Duck:
Do you hear that? It's the pulse of the city. And it's going… Plucky. Plucky. Plucky.

Babs Bunny:
Say, cheese!

Sweetie Bird:
Great shot.

Buster Bunny:
This is the first time Babs and I have been to the big city!

Babs Bunny:
I can't wait to capture everything! Smile!

Plucky Duck:
Ooh! My turn! Get my good side. I mean, they're all technically my good side. Better find some light that does my classic good looks just it. There it is.

Buster Bunny:
We better hustle up. I don't want to miss one minute of the Bugs Bunny retrospecter! SOLD OUT?!?!?!

Hamton J. Pig:
The best to Acme Loo won't be back in four more hours and our plans just got ruined! Okay. I can handle this.

Plucky Duck:
Never would have happened if I was in charge. Oh. That's a fantastic name for my one duck show.

Sweetie Bird:
We're not wasting a beautiful day in the city! Let the Street-Bird show you around.

Hamton J. Pig:
Are you sure it's safe?

Sweetie Bird:
"Is it safe"? Absolutely.

Construction Pigeon:
Tweet-Tweet, Beautiful!

Sweetie Bird:
[angrily glares at the Construction Pigeon] SHUT YOUR BEAK, YOU FLYING GARBAGE!!!

Construction Pigeon:
Hey, hey! Easy, easy! Was just saying a friendly hello!

Sweetie Bird:
Aw, yeah?! You say "hello" to your mother with that mouth?!

Construction Pigeon:
Yeah...

Sweetie Bird:
Heh. [snaps her fingers] See? I know how to handle the city. Just gotta look out for the creeps.

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Hamton J. Pig:
[stuttering and sweating nervously while practicing his lines] F-f-first day on this g-g-glorious campus. Oh no! T-that's not right! [starts crying]

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1  Show Quote

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Buster Bunny:
So, Acme doesn't have a medical school because so few toons need medical attention. [Wile E. Coyote nods his head at Buster] I guess that makes sense. Thanks, Professor. [walks away sadly]

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1  Show Quote

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Buster Bunny:
These pictures of Montana Max are all fake! It's the same face on all of them! He lied about being a student to buy the Loo Bru!

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1  Show Quote

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Buster Bunny:
When will we know we've met a nemisis?

Bugs Bunny:
You'll feel a chill down your spine! Also, they're jerks.

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1  Show Quote

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Buster Bunny:
I can't wait til I have a nemisis!

Sweetie Bird:
Isn't Plucky your nemisis?

Plucky Duck:
Uh, we're frienemies.

Buster Bunny:
It's the same as enemies, but we don't want to make our mutual friends uncomfortable!

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1  Show Quote

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Dizzy Devil:
[sits on a soft chair and bounces up and down] Oh, you have soft toilet!

Babs Bunny:
That's a chair.

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Granny:
I just got a call from the dean of Aqua Lou. Did you launch their school into a giant pie?

Buster Bunny:
Yeah. We won the Prank War.

Granny:
But Prank War is next month.

Babs Bunny:
What?! That can't be right!

Ling Lobster:
What about these flyers saying it's this month?

Granny:
Now, if the Dean of Acme Lou and the Dean of Aqua Lou both know when Prank Week starts, why would someone need to announce it?

Buster Bunny:
So, these flyers are a… PRANK?!?!

Hamton J. Pig:
But then who made them?! [Scene goes to a room, revealing that Dizzy is the one who made the fake flyers]

Dizzy Devil:
Dizzy prank everyone! Oh, got them so good! Not even my birthday!

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Sweetie T. Bird:
He's still wearing the shoes!

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[Buster is crying because he's sad that Hamton is leaving for medical school]

Buster Bunny:
[crying] I'm so sad for me! [blows his nose on Babs' ear] What'll I do!? Hamton's so kind, so sweet, so.......[cries] not Plucky!

Sweetie Bird:
He's also the only one who has the Wifi password memorized.

[Buster bawls hysterically]

Babs Bunny:
[comforting Buster] Oh, you did the right thing. Supporting Hamton to his faith and then coming here to cry hysterically.

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Plucky Duck:
Lucky for you, I'm an expert at Jack-Kour.

Buster Bunny:
You like Jack-Kour, too?! Time to be hard on myself!

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Hamton J. Pig:
(stutters) That’s all folks!

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Bugs Bunny:
Great job up there, kids!

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Buster Bunny:
Hey, Professor Coyote. I wonder, you don't like boy bands, do you?

[Wile E. Coyote shakes his head and holds up a sign that says "Absolutely not!"]

Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Cne [2.9]:
Tom: Hi, I'm Tom Peters and for years I've not been able to control my unpleaseant and embrassing CNE but thanks to taking Provolanaproxalidamine-C, five times per day. My sheets, my bed, and my wife are all dry again.

Tom Goes to the Mayor, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

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