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Josee:
[reading the tip] "Go to Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump."

Jacques:
Huh? Buffalo? Is that a place or a threat?

Don:
It's actually a little of both. It's located here, along the foothills of the Rocky Mountains in Alberta, Canada. Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump was going to be called Concussion Valley, but the name was already taken. Teams must fly to Lethbridge, Alberta, then drive to this spot to receive their next travel tip.

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Don:
Who's next to go? Will it be Mother & Son?

Dwayne:
Hey!

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Don:
Trains number one leadas with the Haters, Goths and Ice Dancers.

Junior:
Ah, puss buckets!

Dwayne:
Language, Mister!

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Don:
Teams must climb a dangerously steep path to this train station, then take an historic ride through New Zealand's lush mountains all the way up to Decision Junction, where their next tips are waiting.

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[The Stepbrothers got eliminated because they lost to the Rockers in the race to the Chill Zone after their glider was destroyed by a kangaroo and they got buried in an avalanche. The Rockers also got eliminated because they beat the Stepbrothers in the race to the Chill Zone, Don remembered that the leg was a double elimination round, and thus the Rockers were eliminated as well]

Don:
But, before we wrap up, I have a special announcement to make. Today's episode…is a double-elimination round! The Rockers are also going home!

Rock:
WHAT?!

Spud:
Aw, man. Drag.

[The Stepbrothers both laugh]

Rock:
[imitating buzzer] Why'd you waste time reviewing footage if you were just gonna boot both of us?

Don:
Because I forgot, obviously.

Rock:
Getting kicked off was lame, but I'm proud of Spud. At first, I was all, "Dude!" And then I was all, "[gasps] No way!" And then I was like, "WHAT?!"

Spud:
Thanks, dude. Maybe we'll win this thing.

Rock:
We just lost.

Spud:
Oh, yeah, right.

Rock:
I really coulda use the million.

Chet:
You guys wanna come over and play Rock Storm on our Gamebox?

Rockers:
Yes!

Lorenzo:
Nice!

Chet:
Sweet.

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Spud:
One day, Rock's mom will kill him.

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[Don congratulating Josee and Jacques on skill and good sportsmanship]

Ice Dancers:
What?

Don:
Kidding. Your win is highly suspect. I just don't care enough to look into it.

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Ennui:
I never want to see any of those fluffy balls of lame again.

Crimson:
It's weird, though. How could something so cute destroy a whole continent?

Ennui:
They're like a plague. A happy, hopping wave of famine ... and ... death. [turns around and spots a black bunny peeking out from the bag. Ennui's eyes slightly widen.]

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[As the Best Friends are first to reach the Chill Zone, Devin calls Shelley, who she then dumps him, leaving him heartbroken and upset]

Devin:
Shelley? Oh. Thanks, Ashton. Ashton's her tennis instructor, he's just getting her now. Shelley! Hi! It's me, Devin. I miss you so much… Whoa, whoa, what? No! We never broke up. Y-You're dating who?! Ashton?! No! Please, Shelley, don't! Wait! [Shelley hangs up and Don takes the phone away from him] No, no, I need to call her back!

Don:
Sorry, one phone call only. So, how's the girlfriend?

Devin:
[griefly] She's dumped me… for her tennis instructor! [starts sobbing hysterically]

Don:
Whoa, the tennis instructor? That never happens.

Carrie:
Maybe I should tell him now? Or, I'll wait for him to stop sobbing.

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Don:
Photos check out. 1st place to the Police Cadets, 2nd to the Surfer Dudes! [both teams cheer; inspects the photos; to Geoff] Geoff, one question: How do you keep your hat on while plunging over the world's highest falls?

Geoff:
[interview] White Stallion Glue. Will hold, mold, and won't cost you gold.

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Spud:
[reading the tip] "Go to Helsinki Airport and catch the next flight to Zim-bab-wee?"

Don:
Located in southwestern Africa, Zimbabwe has stunning flora, exotic fauna, and majestic scenery. Once teams land, they have to drive here… to Victoria Falls, which is nearly twice the height of Niagara Falls. Hear that, North America? Your waterfalls are getting owned!

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Stephanie:
Taxi! Taxi!

Ryan:
I can do this without your help.

Stephanie:
Can you really?

[Haters' interview]

Ryan:
There isn't much we agree on anymore.

Stephanie:
I agree with that.

Ryan:
Pfft, yeah, right. You're just trying to make me look dumb.

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Josee:
Jacques is mad at me.

Jacques:
I'd like an apology.

Josee:
Why should I apologize? Obviously, I didn't know it was bad luck when I took it from the island. Ugh!

Jacques:
Apology accepted.

Josee:
Thank you.

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Dwayne:
Africa. Wowzers! I've always wanted to go on a safari.

Junior:
Yeah, this is seriously cool. I just wanna get up and see if--

Dwayne:
Ah, ah, ah, you stay on that keister mister. Seats are for sitting.

[Father and Son's interview]

Junior:
My dad still treats me like I'm 5. But I'm practically a man. Check out my chest hair.

Dwayne:
Where?

Junior:
Right there! I-I mean, it's blonde, so, you know, it's hard to see in this light.

Dwayne:
Uh huh.

Junior:
It's there, trust me! [walks away angrily]

Dwayne:
[chuckles] Kids.

Junior:
I am not a kid!

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[The Haters try to drive pass the Police Cadets but they keep blocking their way]

MacArthur:
Why aren't you two making out anymore, huh? Got tired of the… [makes kissing noises]

Sanders:
Okay, that's really distracting. Just sit there and navigate.

MacArthur:
It's a little something I like to call strategy.

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Stephanie:
Get in the boat.

Ryan:
Let me finish my apple.

Stephanie:
Get…in…THE BOAT!

Ryan:
You wouldn't.

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Junior:
[humming a tune while laying back as another raft bumps in from behind, thinking it's his dad] I knew you were going to catch up-- [realizes it's the Haters instead] Oh. Uh, hey.

Ryan:
What's up, kid? Where's your dad?

Junior:
We got separated. And the family rule is, if you get separated, go to your destination. Uh, do you mind if I tag along?

Ryan:
Oh-ho-ho. You don't wanna get in this boat. Stephanie might hit you with an oar and shove you off a cliff!

Stephanie:
Are you still talking about that? "Ryan, Ryan, Ryan!" Get over it.

Junior:
How did you guys manage to get a selfie? [Stephanie tosses him their camera] Wow. That's impressive.

Stephanie:
Ha! You hear that? Impressive!

Ryan:
He doesn't know any better. He's just a child.

Junior:
Actually, I've got a chest hair, so…

Stephanie:
So he's already more of a man than you, Ryan.

Don:
While most of the other teams have already started the rhino challenge, our last place Ice Dancers have finally landed in Africa.

Josee:
Out of our way, sky waitress! We're in a race!

[Meanwhile…]

Stephanie:
Well, I only boss you around because you have no leadership skills, guts, or common sense.

Junior:
So, uh, thanks for the lift.

Ryan:
Please, I saved us from elimination way more often than you have.

Junior:
Uh, but I should go…

Stephanie:
Are you insane?!

Ryan:
I must be. I was dating you!

Junior:
Maybe find my dad…

Stephanie:
Why do you have to remind me? I'd already blocked that out!

Junior:
Anyway, you're not listening, so… [runs off alone leaving the Haters to continue their argument] Good luck… With everything. I don't like to judge, but those two probably shouldn't have kids.

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Josee:
The purple was too friendly. The black screams, "Get out of our way!"

Jacques:
And wash us with similar colors.

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Emma:
Number one or number two?

Owen:
Two! But it had the consistency of…

Stepbrothers:
[farther up ahead] Number one!

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Devin:
[reading the tip] "Stop in at Geelong maximum security."

Don:
Geelong Prison closed in 1991. But during its 146 years of operation, it was the most brutal and violent lockup on Earth. Now it's an extreme travel hot spot! As teams arrive, they'll be throw into cells. Each cell is equipped with four methods of escape: tunnels, trap doors, hidden tools, or bars. Once they break out of their cell, they're free to make their way to today's final Don box, here on the Barwon river. Boomerangs can only be used here. After they pass this point, the boomerang expires. And, as a special bonus treat…

Junior:
[reading] "First team to today's Chill Zone gets to make a phone call home." Cool, we can call Mom.

Dwayne:
Or better yet, order a pizza. [Junior points to the camera; clears throat] Eh, b-but of course, you know, I'm joking. Ha, ha, I love your mother just as much as pizza. M-More than. W-Way more than pizza.

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Don:
[through PA] Attention, teams. This is a boomerang! Find one attached to your travel tip and you can use it at the next Don box to send another team back to repeat the last challenge.

Josee:
I want one!

Sanders:
If we get a boomerang, we need to be smart and really--

MacArthur:
Use it on the Ice Dancers.

Sanders:
No. Assess the situation and pick the team that we feel--

MacArthur:
Or the Ice Dancers.

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Ryan:
Come on, babe. You can do this. You're stronger and scarier than anyone I know. Take a deep breath. [Stephanie breathes heavily] That's it. Just… [Stepahnie drops the spoon and starts gagging; sighs] You know what? Maybe you can't do it. Maybe you're not as strong as I thought. You're not a winner at all. But a… LOSER!

Stephanie:
[gasps in shock, picks up the spoon, and scarfs some beans] I… am not… a loser!

[Haters' interview]

Ryan:
As a certified trainer, I know how to motivate people who lack confidence.

Stepahnie:
[placing her hands on her gut, trying to hold her vomit in] I'm confident. These beans aren't gonna stay down, ugh, much longer. [vomits]

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Sanders:
We're going to Australia! Yes!

Don:
Australia, home to the unique Sydney Opera House, Ayers Rock, and disturbingly cute koalas.

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[The best friends and Junior run straight to the chill zone]

Don:
Carrie and Devin, you're in 4th place. Junior, I'm sorry, but both team members must be present before you can be counted.

Junior:
My dad's not here? Uh-oh.

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