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Papa:
All right, Smurfs, listen up. I saved enough grotto water from the last blue moon for just such an occasion. I was able to smurf it into smurfportation crystals.

Brainy Smurf:
So you don't need a portal. Very clever, Papa.

Papa:
Smurf-xactly. These will take us directly to Master Winslow's mushroom.

Clumsy Smurf:
Yeah, Patrick and Grace helped us the last time we smurfed through the portal.

The Smurfs 2  Movie Quote

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[Clumsy, Grouchy and Vanity are magically transported to New York, after accidentally swallowing the smurfportation crystals.]

Grouchy Smurf:
This was supposed to be Hefty.

Clumsy:
Sorry, my bad.

Vanity Smurf:
Ugh, I get so puffy when I travel.

The Smurfs 2  Movie Quote

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[The Smurfs climb up a rope during Gargamel's magic show.]

Vanity:
Oh, I bet my glutes look great climbing up this rope. Grouchy, take a look.

Grouchy:
I hate my life.

The Smurfs 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Victor, Patrick and Blue walk out of the theater; Victor has been turned into a duck by Gargamel.]

Victor:
What are you so cross about? I'm the duck!

Patrick:
You always barge in and ruin everything. You're like a walking disaster!

Victor:
Hey, look me in the eyes and say that!

Patrick:
I can't.

Victor:
That's right, because it's not true!

Patrick:
No I can't, because your eyes are on the sides of your head!

Victor:
Ack! All the better for me to see your disrespect! [notices two people staring at him] What are you looking at?

Patrick:
[to Victor] Hurry up.

Victor:
[to the two people] It's global warming. Buy a Prius!

The Smurfs 2  Movie Quote

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[Vexy walks to Smurfette.]

Vexy:
Hey blondy! Where're you going?

Smurfette:
Leave me alone!

Vexy:
You mean like you so called "Papa" has?

Smurfette:
No, he hasn't. He will come for me.

Vexy:
[laughs] He won't. Because he knows you where you really belong. I didn't kidnapped you, Smurfette. I brought you home.

The Smurfs 2  Movie Quote

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Vexy:
It's so nice having another girl around.

Smurfette:
Yeah! [hugs Vexy] Oh!

Vexy:
[pushing Smurfette away in disgust] Yecch! What are you doing?!

Smurfette:
I'm just hugging you. [gasps] Haven't you ever been hugged?

[Vexy is silent and visibly sad.]

Smurfette:
Vexy... [hugs Vexy again, and Vexy starts to enjoy it]

The Smurfs 2  Movie Quote

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[Gargamel, Hackus, Vexy and Smurfette are riding through Paris on a Ferris Wheel magicked loose by Smurfette.]

Smurfette:
Isn't this fun?

Gargamel:
[frightened] Decidedly not!

The Smurfs 2  Movie Quote

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Papa:
I must've failed (Smurfette).

Patrick:
[walks in] Oh...Sorry, I was looking for a place to think.

Papa:
No, no, no, no. It's okay. I was doing a little thinking myself. Master Winlslow, it's hard for me but...well, can I ask you some advice? I mean, papa-to-papa? It's about Smurfette. [Patrick sits down and listens] I don't know what to do. I turned her blue. I taught her love and kindness. But the truth is, Gargamel made her. She's only a Smurf as long as she chooses to be. But what if she doesn't? What if she choose him? We could lose her. We may have already. I haven't done enough.

Patrick:
Are you kidding? Gargamel just made her, but you...you made her what she is. You stepped in and loved her as your very own. No-one asked you to, you just did. Because you knew she needed that. And that's a...that's a pretty special kind of love. She's way too smart not to see that.

Papa:
[enlightened by what Patrick said] You're right. We didn't believe in her because she changed. She changed because we believed in her. Thank you, Master Winslow. That was exactly what I needed to hear. [leaves]

Patrick:
[to himself] Me too.

The Smurfs 2  Movie Quote

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[Victor approaches Patrick, who is struggling to lift a sewer cover to Gargamel's lair]

Patrick:
Victor, what are you doing here?

Victor:
Grace called me. She said you might need a hand.

[Patrick ignores him and continues trying to lift the sewer cover. Victor begins to walk away]

Patrick:
No, no. Victor, wait! [Victor stops] As usual, Grace is right. I could use some help.

Victor:
[pointing in a different direction] Well, for starters, you might try lifting the sewer cover. [points at the cover Patrick is trying to lift] Unless you're planning on fixing the phone lines?

[Patrick realizes the sewer cover he is trying to lift is a telephone cover and sighs in frustration.]

The Smurfs 2  Movie Quote

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Victor:
I'm gonna miss you, Smurfs.

Patrick:
[to Victor] Maybe you can name a corn dog after them.

Victor:
Oh! Now you're talking. [to Blue] We could use blue corn!

Blue:
Smurf dogs! Yum!

Victor:
Yes!

The Smurfs 2  Movie Quote

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[In the mid-credits scene]

Gargamel:
[falling from the sky] No no no no no! Stop, stop! Help me, Wanda! Help, Help me, Wanda!

Azrael:
[meowing] So long sucker! [as he jumped off of Gargamel he grabs him]

Gargamel:
[grabs Azrael] And where do you think you're going?! You're coming with me! [he falls in the portal starting the rest of the credits]

The Smurfs 2  Movie Quote

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[In the end-credits scene]

[last lines]

Azrael:
[after a cellphone falls on his head; meowing furiously] You moron!

Gargamel:
[gasps] How dare you call me that?! I have bungled nothing! [as Azrael gets off him] Well then, Paris is over my friend, because we're back here in the Dark Ages and I suggest you get used to it.

Azrael:
[meowing whining] I want room service!

Gargamel:
[sarcastically] Aw, you want room service? Then why don't you tell it out the window?!

Azrael:
[meowing angrily] You asked for it! [shows claws as Gargamel gives him a warning]

Gargamel:
[gasps] Don't you show your claws at me unless you are prepared to use them, Mr. Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot [as Azrael got angry at Gargamel for calling him pussy foot, he attacks him and Gargamel screams] Stop it! Not the face! Not the face! [He falls down cutting to the Columbia Pictures logo ending the movie with the MPAA rating]

The Smurfs 2  Movie Quote

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[Buddy Wallace and Dick Gordon reveals charges about Martin Bishop's gang. Wallace brings up Bishop himself.]

Buddy Wallace:
And then, there's Martin Bishop...[looks at a folder while Martin has a blank stare. Wallace turns the folder to show it has no papers] He doesn't seem to have a past.

Martin Bishop:
[Walks away] I'm sorry, but I don't work for the government.

Dick Gordon:
We do. [Shows a card] National Security Agency.

Bishop:
Ah. You're the guys I hear breathing on the other end of my phone.

Gordon:
No, that's the FBI. We're not chartered for domestic surveillance.

Bishop:
Oh, I see. You just overthrow governments. Set up friendly dictators.

Gordon:
No, that's the CIA. We protect our government's communications, we try to break the other fella's codes. We're the good guys, Marty.

Bishop:
Gee, I can't tell you what a relief that is...Dick.

Gordon:
Change your mind, call us at this number... [gives Bishop a folded piece of paper] Mr. Brice.

Sneakers  Movie Quote

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Bishop:
The probable level of security is very low. But if you guys don't want to take that chance just to keep me out of jail, fine, I understand, I'll do it.

Whistler:
Well, Bish, I can't speak for the other guys, but I'm in it for the money, I don't care if you go to jail.

Carl:
Me neither. I'm in.

Mother:
Uh... could we maybe just go back to the "they might kill us" part?

Bishop:
Mother, if I thought that was likely to happen, I wouldn't bring this to you. But there is a risk.

Whistler:
And it pays $175,000!

Mother:
I'm in.

Crease:
You guys will be chalk outlines without me. All right, what do we need?

Sneakers  Movie Quote

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[Carl and Whistler try out Jannek's black box and they surprisingly break into some secure mainframes]

Liz:
[upon seeing the data for the Air Traffic Control System] Oh, my God.

Mother:
How is this possible?

Whistler:
Cryptography systems are based on mathematical problems so complex they cannot be solved without a key.

Liz:
Jannek figured out a way to solve those problems without the key and he hard-wired it into that chip.

Martin Bishop:
Turn it off.

Whistler:
Want to crash some passenger jets?

Bishop:
I said turn it off. Turn it off. [shuts down computer]

Carl:
[contemplates] So, it's a code-breaker.

Bishop:
No, it's The code-breaker. No more secrets. [leaves]

Sneakers  Movie Quote

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[At the gang's hideout, Crease is on the phone with a contact in the wake of discovering that Jannek was killed the night before]

Donald Crease:
Don't tell me you can't do it because I know you can. And don't tell me you won't do it because I've got to have it. I need to know, and I need to know now.

Mother:
Guys, that federal building's been scheduled for demolition since August. Housed the Federal Trade Commission and Department of Agriculture. Been vacant for a month.

Carl Arbogast:
[checks out the Yellow Pages] The NSA never had an office in San Francisco. Their West Coast operations are out of Los Angeles.

Crease:
[shocked] Oh, God. Yeah, thanks. [hangs up] Jannek's grant is from the NSA. [throws phone in disgust; to Marty] How could you be so goddamn stupid?!? Two guys show up, say they're government, and you just buy it.

Whistler:
They probably were government [everybody looks at him] - just not ours.

Martin Bishop:
Everybody pack up whatever you can. This place isn't safe. [gets revolver]

Mother:
What are you doing?

Bishop:
I'm going to a concert.

Sneakers  Movie Quote

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Cosmo:
Posit: people think a bank might be financially shaky.

Bishop:
Consequence: people start to withdraw their money.

Cosmo:
Result: pretty soon it is financially shaky.

Bishop:
Conclusion: you can make banks fail.

Cosmo:
Bzzt. I've already done that. Maybe you've heard about a few? Think bigger.

Bishop:
Stock market?

Cosmo:
Yes.

Bishop:
Currency market?

Cosmo:
Yes.

Bishop:
Commodities market?

Cosmo:
Yes.

Bishop:
Small countries?

Cosmo:
With luck, I might even be able to crash the whole damned system. Destroy all records of ownership. Think of it, Marty. No more rich people, no more poor people, everybody's the same, isn't that what we said we always wanted?

Bishop:
Cos, you haven't gone crazy on me, have you?

Cosmo:
Who else is going to change the world, Marty? Greenpeace?

Sneakers  Movie Quote

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[Cosmo has just forced Martin Bishop at gunpoint to give him the box]

Cosmo:
You could have had the power.

Bishop:
I don't want it.

Cosmo:
Don't you know the places we can go with this?

Bishop:
Yeah, I do. There's nobody there.

Cosmo:
Exactly! The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money, it's run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Bishop:
I don't care. [walks away]

Cosmo:
I don't expect other people to understand this but I do expect you to understand this. We started this journey together.

Bishop:
It wasn't a journey, Cos. It was a prank.

Cosmo:
There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!

Bishop:
If I were you, I'd destroy that thing.

Cosmo:
Don't go. [aims at Bish's head as he prepares to go down the ladder] Don't go.

Bishop:
You do what you have to do, Cos, but if you want to stop me, you'll have to pull the trigger. You. [leaves]

Sneakers  Movie Quote

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Bishop:
Carl?

Carl:
[to Bernard Abbot] The, uh, young lady with the Uzi, is she single?

Bishop:
Uh, you know, Carl. [sets Carl aside] Carl, this is the brass ring. Now you've got to think bigger thoughts.

Carl:
I just want her telephone number, that's all. Please?

Bishop:
Hey Abby, how about a lunch? You can chaperon.

Bernard Abbot:
No, I will not do this. [Male NSA agents smirk]

Bishop:
Hey, Abby, Abby, come on, now the FBI'd give him twins-

Abbot:
NO!

NSA Agent Mary:
Wait a second. You can have anything you want, and you're asking for my phone number?

Carl:
Yes.

NSA Agent Mary:
273-9164. Area code 415.

Carl:
Thanks. I'm Carl. [offers hand]

NSA Agent Mary:
[smiles while shaking Carl's hand] I'm Mary.

Abbot:
I'm going to be sick. Are we done here?

Bishop:
Not yet. Whistler?

Whistler:
I want peace on earth and good will toward man.

Abbot:
Oh, this is ridiculous.

Bishop:
He's serious.

Whistler:
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men.

Abbot:
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.

Bishop:
You're just gonna have to try.

Abbot:
All right, I'll see what I can do.

Whistler:
Thank you very much. That's all I ask.

Sneakers  Movie Quote

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Queen:
Slave in the magic mirror, come from the farthest space, through wind and darkness I summon thee. Speak! Let me see thy face.

[the face in the Magic Mirror appears before the queen]

Magic Mirror:
What wouldst thou know, my Queen?

Queen:
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

Magic Mirror:
Famed is thy beauty, Majesty. But hold, a lovely maid I see. Rags cannot hide her gentle grace. Alas, she is more fair than thee.

Queen:
Alas for her. Reveal her name.

Magic Mirror:
Lips red as the rose. Hair black as ebony. Skin white as snow.

Queen:
Snow White!

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs  Movie Quote

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Queen:
Take her far into the forest. Find some secluded glade where she can pick wildflowers.

Huntsman:
Yes, Your Majesty.

Queen:
And there, my faithful huntsman, you will kill her!

Huntsman:
But, Your Majesty, the little princess!

Queen:
Silence! You know the penalty if you fail.

Huntsman:
Yes, your Majesty.

Queen:
But to make doubly sure you do not fail,... [holds up an empty box] ...bring back her heart in this.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs  Movie Quote

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[the dwarves inspect their newly cleaned kitchen]

Happy:
Our windows been washed.

Bashful:
Gosh. Our cobwebs is missing.

Doc:
Why, the whole place is clean.

Grumpy:
There's dirty work afoot.

Sneezy:
Sink's empty. Hey! Someone stole our dishes!

Happy:
They ain't stole. They're hid in the cupboard.

Bashful:
My cup's been washed. Sugar's gone!

Happy:
[sees a pot cooking over the fireplace] Something's cookin'. [sniffs] Smells good!

[he and Dopey walk towards it; Grumpy jumps in front of them]

Grumpy:
[jumps in front of them] Don't touch it, you fools! Might be poison!

[the pot hisses; the three dwarves jump back]

Grumpy:
See? It's witch's brew.

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Snow White:
[tells the dwarfs a story] Once there was a princess.

Doc:
Was the princess you?

Snow White:
And she fell in love.

Sneezy:
Was it hard to do?

Snow White:
Oh, it was very easy. Anyone could see that the prince was charming. The only one for me.

Doc:
Was he, um, strong and handsome?

Sneezy:
And was he big and tall?

Snow White:
There's nobody like him anywhere at all.

Bashful:
Did he say he loved ya?

Happy:
Did he steal a kiss?

Snow White:
[sings] He was so romantic. I could not resist.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs  Movie Quote

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Stuart Mackenzie:
Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as the Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

Tony Giardino:
So who's in this Pentavirate?

Stuart Mackenzie:
The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tets-up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Charlie Mackenzie:
Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?

Stuart Mackenzie:
Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartarse!

Charlie Mackenzie:
Interesting.... Coo-coo.

So I Married an Axe Murderer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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