Dark Helmet:
[imitating Dark Helmet doll] So, Princess Vespa, at last I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to!
Dark Helmet:
[Vespa doll] No! No, please, leave me alone!
Dark Helmet:
[Helmet Doll] No, you are mine!
Dark Helmet:
[Lone Starr doll] Not so fast, Helmet!
Dark Helmet:
[Helmet Doll] Lone Starr!
Dark Helmet:
[Lone Starr doll] Yes, it's me, and I'm here to save my girlfriend! Hi, honey!
Dark Helmet:
[Helmet doll] Now you are going to die! [smacks Lone Starr doll with Dark Helmet doll]
Dark Helmet:
[Lone Starr Doll] Oh! Oh! Ohh!
Dark Helmet:
[Barf doll] Hey, what did you do to my friend?!
Dark Helmet:
[Helmet doll] The same thing I'm going to do to you, big boy! [knocks Barf over]
Dark Helmet:
[Barf doll] Arrgh! Ohh!
Dark Helmet:
[Helmet doll] And you, too! [knocks Dot doll over]
Dark Helmet:
[Dot doll] Aaargh!
Dark Helmet:
[Helmet doll] Now, Princess Vespa, at last we are alone!
Dark Helmet:
[Vespa Doll] No, no, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, leave me alone! And yet, I find you strangely attractive.
Dark Helmet:
[Helmet doll] Of course you do. Druish princesses are often attracted to money, and power, and I have both, and you know it!
Dark Helmet:
[Vespa doll] No, I hate you, leave me alone!
Dark Helmet:
[Helmet doll] No, kiss me!
Dark Helmet:
[Vespa doll] No, no, yes.
Dark Helmet:
[Helmet doll] No.
Dark Helmet:
[Vespa doll] Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, ohh... ohhhh, your helmet is so big.
Colonel Sandurz:
[barges in] Lord Helmet!
Dark Helmet:
[startled, hiding his action figures] WHAT?!
Colonel Sandurz:
You're needed on the bridge, sir!
Dark Helmet:
[unfathomably embarrassed] KNOCK ON MY DOOR! KNOCK NEXT TIME!
Colonel Sandurz:
Yes, sir!
Dark Helmet:
[pause] Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz:
No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
Dark Helmet:
Good!
