Guard:
Here. Got somebody for you. (Vinny slips guard a 'tip', and enters the cell)
Vinny:
You must be Stan, how ya doin’?
Stan:
Why'd they bring you in here?
Vinny:
Well, I just got in. I asked where the new guys were, and they brought me here. Hey, sleepin’, huh? Cute little guy. Ya know, maybe I should start wit you. Let him sleep a little bit.
Stan:
I don't wanna do this.
Vinny:
Hey, I don't blame ya. If I was in your situation, I'd wanna get through this whole thing as quickly, and with as little pain as possible. So, ya know, let's try our best to make this a simple, in-and-out procedure. (Reassuring Stan that he’s not there to hurt him in any way; has him sit down) What's the matter? Hey, relax, relax. Ya know, maybe we should spend a couple minutes together. Ya know, to get acquainted before we uh, ya know, before we get to it. What's wrong with you?
Stan:
I don't wanna do this.
Vinny:
I understand, but ya know, what are your alternatives?
Stan:
My alternatives? To what, to you? I don't know, suicide, death...
Vinny:
Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin’ fucked one way or the other. (Stan tries to get up, but Vinny stops him) Hey, lighten up. Don't worry, I'm gonna help you.
Stan:
(somewhat sarcastically) Gee, thanks.
Vinny:
Excuse me, but I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.
Stan:
You think I should be grateful?
Vinny:
Yeah, I mean it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your fuckin’ knees!
Stan:
I'm sorry. I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.
Vinny:
Hey, I'm doin’ a favor here, ya know. You're gettin’ me for nothin’, you little fuck.
Stan:
Boy, that's one hell of an ego you got.
Vinny:
What the fuck is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.
Stan:
No. No, no. I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
Vinny:
That's it. You're on your own. I'm just takin’ care of Sleepin’ Beauty.
[Wakes up Bill, who gets startled]
Bill:
Hey, back off! Vin! Vinny!
