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[Michael walks into Julianne's hotel room when she's in her underwear.]

Michael:
You want me to turn around or something?

Julianne:
Yes. Uh, not the person I was expecting.

Michael:
I've seen you a lot more naked than that.

Julianne:
Well, things are... different now.

Michael:
Yeah, guess so... Um, you look really good... without your clothes on.

[George is calling "Jules, Jules" from down the phone]

Julianne:
George, she's toast!

My Best Friend's Wedding  Movie Quote

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Amanda:
Oh, my God, it's the bride, and the woman she'll never live up to.

...

Julianne:
I'm Julianne Potter.

Amanda:
We'd be the vengeful sluts.

Samantha:
You can just call us eager.

Amanda:
Hey, have you sized up the groomsmen, Jules? As Maid of Honor, you get first pick.

Samantha:
Don't pick the short, hairy, fat one. He's mine!

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Michael:
You can't dance. When did you learn how to dance?

Julianne:
I've got moves you've never seen.

Michael:
You're an imposter. What did you do with my best friend?

Julianne:
I'm still your best friend, you just haven't seen me for a while.

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Julianne:
In the beginning it was mostly this prior claim, he belonged to me. But now, when I'm with him, he's just so wonderful. How come I never knew that when I could have had him?

George:
It's amazing, the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.

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Julianne:
Underplay.

George:
Okay. [shouts] Hey! I'm Jools' fiancee, George. Just in town for a quick pre-conjugal visit, if you catch my drift.

Julianne:
You're gonna humiliate me, aren't you?

George:
Only if I can.

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Kimmy:
I can tell you this now, but I was very worried about you.

Julianne:
About me?

Kimmy:
Yeah, I mean, all those stories that Michael told me were hilarious. But, I mean, all those broken relationships, all those men, it must have hurt going through so many guys and never finding the right one.

George:
Hurt? She couldn't sit down for seven years, until she met teensy-weensy little me.

Kimmy:
And all the while, the man of your dreams was right in front of you. [Julianne stares at Michael]

George:
She's talking about me.

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George:
Look, tell him you love him, bite the bullet.

Julianne:
George. What will he do?

George:
He'll choose Kim, you'll stand beside her at the wedding, kiss him goodbye, and go home. That's what you came here to do, so do it.

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Michael:
We don't even have a song, Kim and I. We don't have a song. Do you think that's bad sign? [sings] "Someday, when I'm awfully low, and the world is cold, I'll will feel a glow, just thinking of you, and the way you look tonight." Is your dance card filled?

Julianne:
Well, I'd have to check, I keep it on powerbook these days.

Michael:
Is that right? [they dance as he sings]

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Julianne:
Well, he's sort of wondering why you haven't told your parents that the wedding's off.

Kimmy:
Well, I'm still hoping for a miracle, I suppose. I mean, how could he think that my father and I would do such a thing?

Julianne:
Only a minor insight, you understand. Maybe Michael couldn't commit to this marriage so he created a delusion, produced an unconscious, psychosomatic manifestation of... I'm better with food. Okay, you're Michael, you're in a fancy french restaurant, you order... creme brulee for dessert, it's beautiful, it's sweet, it's irritatingly perfect. Suddenly, Michael realizes he doesn't want creme brulee, he wants something else.

Kimmy:
What does he want?

Julianne:
Jello.

Kimmy:
Jello?! Why does he want jello?

Julianne:
Because he's comfortable with jello, jello makes him... comfortable. I realize, compared to creme brulee it's... jello, but maybe that's what he needs.

Kimmy:
I could be jello.

Julianne:
No! Creme brulee can never be jello, you could never be jello.

Kimmy:
I have to be jello.

Julianne:
You're never gonna be jello. Now you have to come clean with your parents, because if you're waiting for that "Do you take this man" part, it's considered poor form.

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Julianne:
I'll make this quick, or I'm gonna have this massive coronary, then you'll never hear it, and you have to. This is, by far, the dumbest thing I've ever done in my entire life. Uh, so dumb, in fact, that, uh, I can't... Ohh, but I'm gonna.

Michael:
What's wrong?

Julianne:
Michael, I love you. I've loved you for nine years, I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it. And, well, now I'm just scared. So, I realize this comes at a very inopportune time, but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me, marry me, let me make you happy. Oh, that sounds like three favors, doesn't it? [kisses him]

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Julianne:
[on phone] It is not going well! This is what comes of telling the truth! Or even part of it. You know, getting what you deserve isn't fair!

George:
[on phone] Where are you?

Julianne:
[on phone] I have stolen a bread van and I am chasing Michael down Michigan Avenue. George, this is all your fault! I-I-I told him the truth, I said that I loved him and I kissed him and this is what's happened.

George:
[on phone] Jules, a question. When you kissed Michael, did he kiss you back?

Julianne:
[on phone] What do you mean? We were lip-to-lip!

George:
[on phone] I mean, was there anything on the other side of that kiss that leads you to believe that this chase will end happily?

Julianne:
[on phone] That's beside the point, we were interrupted.

George:
[on phone] Who interrupted you?

Julianne:
[on phone] Kimmy! She ruined everything, and Michael started chasing her before he could answer me!

George:
[on phone] Michael's chasing Kimmy?

Julianne:
[on phone] Yes!

George:
[on phone] You're chasing Michael?

Julianne:
[on phone] Yes!

George:
[on phone] Who's chasing you? Nobody. Get it! There's your answer. Kimmy.

Julianne:
[on phone] No!

George:
[on phone] Yes. Jules, you are not the one! Now, for God's sake, the wedding is at 6pm, you have a small, but distinct, window of opportunity to do the right thing. [hangs up]

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Julianne:
I have done nothing but under-handed, despicable, not even terribly imaginative things since I got here. But I was... Michael, I was just trying to... to win you. To win you back. But that doesn't excuse any of it. I'm... pond scum. Well, lower actually, I'm like the fungus the feeds on pond scum.

Michael:
Lower. The pus that infects the mucus, that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum... On the other hand, thank you. For loving me that much, that way, it's pretty flattering.

Julianne:
Except it makes me fungus.

Michael:
Well, that part I knew.

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Scott:
We raise our glasses and wish Mike and Kim our every happiness, for a long and happy life together. Filled with... happiness. Well, I guess that's it. [everyone claps] Now let's hear from the maid of honor, the lovely Julianne.

Julianne:
I had the strangest dream. I dreamed that some psychopath was trying to break the two of you up. Luckily, I woke up, and I see that the world is just as it should be. For my best friend... has won the best woman. I didn't get you a gift, however, this is on loan until you two find your song. [the band starts to play "The Way You Look Tonight"]

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George:
[on phone] Hey gorgeous, having a good time?

Julianne:
[on phone] Not particularly. But, I did what I came to do.

George:
[on phone] What, you split them up?

Julianne:
[on phone] No, I said goodbye.

George:
[on phone] Good girl. I'm proud of you. I'd be prouder still if you were dancing.

Julianne:
[on phone] I have big plans for dancing, just give me 30, 35 years.

George:
[on phone] Oh, the misery, the exquisite tragedy, the Susan Haywood of it all. I can just picture you there, sitting alone at your table in your lavender gown.

Julianne:
[on phone] Did I tell you my gown was lavender?

George:
[on phone] Hair swept up, haven't touched your cake, probably drumming your fingernails on the white linen tablecloth. The way you do when you're really feeling down. [she stop drumming her fingers and looks at her hand] Perhaps even looking at those fingernails and thinking, 'God, I should have stopped in all my evil plotting to have that manicure', it's too late now.

Julianne:
[on phone] George... I didn't tell you my dress was lavender.

...

George:
[on phone] Has God heard your little prayer? Will Cinderella dance again? And then... suddenly, the crowds part. And there he is, sleek, stylish, radiant with charisma. Bizarrely, he's on the telephone. But then, so are you. And he comes towards you... the moves of a jungle cat. And although you, quite correctly, sense that he is... gay, like most devastating handsome single men of his age are, you think, what the hell, life goes on. Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but, by God, there'll be dancing.

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[First lines]

Gus:
[to Toula] You better get married soon. You're starting to look... old!

Toula:
[narrating] My dad has been saying that to me since I was fifteen. Because nice Greek girls are supposed to do three things in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone until the day we die.

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Gus:
Now, gimme a word, any word, and I'll show you how the root of that word is Greek.

Young Athena:
[under her breath; embarrassed] Oh, not this again.

Gus:
Okay? How about arachnophobia? Arachna, that comes from the Greek word for spider, and phobia is a phobia, is mean fear. So, fear of spider, there you go.

Schoolgirl:
Okay, Mr. Portokalos. How about the word kimono?

Young Athena:
[whispers] Good one.

Gus:
Kimono, kimono, kimono. Ha! Of course! Kimono is come from the Greek word himona, is mean winter. So, what do you wear in the wintertime to stay warm? A robe. You see: robe, kimono. There you go!

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Toula:
[narrating] A couple more years went by, and Dad brought his mother over from Greece to live with us. Because we weren't weird enough.

Yiayia:
[spoken in Greek] Listen up, ugly Turk. You're not kidnapping me!

[Gus laughs and tries to hug her, but Yiayia suddenly hits him and runs out the door. Maria and Gus chase after her.]

Gus:
Mama, please! The Greeks and the Turks friends now!

Toula:
[narrating] We told my grandma the war was over, but she still slept with a knife under her pillow.

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Toula:
[narrating] If nagging were an Olympic sport, my Aunt Voula would win a gold medal!

Aunt Voula:
Taki, you couldn't wait for me?

Taki:
[whispers] Sorry, sorry.

Aunt Voula:
Sorry, sorry. Don't sorry me. Ugh. Look at this, a rash. Somebody gave me the mati.

Gus:
Put some Windex on. [sprays Windex on her rash]

Aunt Voula:
Ohh Gus, please, please!

Gus:
Voula, this works! Last night, my toe was as big as my face.

Taki:
[looks very interested]

Aunt Voula:
[very disgusted] So why you not wait for me?

Taki:
'Cause, he wants to talk.

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[Toula is staring at Ian, oblivious that Mike and Ian notice.]

Mike:
Hi?

Toula:
[coming back to reality] Hi. Sorry. My brain...switched off, you know. You ever have one of those days? Going along and then...stop. Here I am, standing here, your own private Greek statue.

[Ian laughs]

Mike:
Could I, uh, get some more coffee?

Toula:
Sure. [pours Ian a cup and then walks off]

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Toula:
Dad, I've been going through our inventory and, um, I've noticed that we've been doing a lot of unnecessary ordering. Um, so, I've been thinking that maybe we should update our system, like, get a computer. I don't know if you remember, but I got all A's in computers. But there's a lot of new stuff to learn now, so, um, if you want, I could go to college and, um, take a few courses.

Gus:
Why? Why you want to leave me? [starts crying]

Toula:
[upset by her father's overreaction] I'm not leaving you! Don't you want me to do something with my life?

Gus:
Yes! Get married! Make babies! You look so...old!

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Maria Portokalos:
[arguing with Gus about Toula attending college] What is wrong with Toula going to school downtown?

Gus Portokalos:
There's drugs downtown!

Maria Portokalos:
What are you saying? Are you saying Toula will get involved with drugs?

Gus Portokalos:
No. But somebody will say to her, "Eh, take this bag down to the bus depot," and she'll do it!

Maria Portokalos:
She is not stupid! She's smart!

Gus Portokalos:
I know she's smart. So what for she needs more school? She's smart enough for a girl.

Maria Portokalos:
[offended] Oh! You think you're smarter than me, huh?

Gus Portokalos:
[stammering] No, I... I mean... You... you know...

Maria Portokalos:
[angrily] What? What you mean? I run the restaurant, I cook, I clean, I wash for you! And I raise three kids! And I teach Sunday school! You know? It's lucky for me I have you to tie my shoes!

Gus Portokalos:
Maria!

[Maria leaves the room, slamming the door, and smiles at Toula.]

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[Toula is getting ready for a secret date with Ian.]

Gus Portokalos:
Where are you going?

Toula Portokalos:
I'm taking a pottery class.

Gus Portokalos:
[approvingly] Ah! The Greeks invented pottery.

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Ian:
I know this great place... Zorba something... anyway, I'd love to take you there if you'd like to go.

Toula:
Uh, that place, Dancing Zorba's...

Ian:
Dancing Zorba's!

Toula:
My family kinda owns that place.

Ian:
[recognizing where he met Toula before] I remember you. You're that waitress.

Toula:
Seating hostess, actually.

Ian:
I remember you.

Toula:
Look, I was going through a phase until now. I was Frump Girl.

Ian:
I don't remember Frump Girl, but I remember you.

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Gus:
You sneak around all over Chicago, but you never come here to ask me, can you date my daughter?

Ian:
Well, I'm sorry, I'll ask you if I can date your daughter. Sir, she's thirty years old.

Gus:
I am the head of this house.

Ian:
Okay, may I please date your daughter?

Gus:
Noooooo!

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