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Minion: "Create a hero"? W-wait, what? Why would you do that? Megamind: So I have someone to fight! Minion, I'm a villain without a hero. A yin with no yang, a bullfighter with no bull to fight! In other words, I have no purpose. Go on, ask me how I'm going to do it. Go on, ask! Minion: [sighs] How are you gonna do it…? Megamind: [laughs and throws the do(ugh)nuts in the air] I'm going to give somehow, I don't know yet, Metro Man's powers. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Megamind: What on earth is that? Minion: It seems to be emanating from there, sir. [points to Megamind's pants] Megamind: [pulls out the cell phone from his back pocket and answers it] Ollo... Minion: It's "hello". Megamind: Oh. [speaking into the cell phone] Hello? [whispers to Minion] Like that? [Minion gives him a thumbs up] Roxie: Bernard, it's Roxanne. Megamind: [whispering to Minion] It's Roxanne! Roxie: I just want to thank you for inspiring me the other day. Megamind: Oh! You inspired me too. Roxie: Great. It's time we stood up to Megamind and show him he can't push us around. Megamind: Oh! Oh, really? [whispers to Minion] She's so cute! Roxie: I'm already hot on his trail. Megamind: Uh-huh, and what gives you that idea? Minion: Uh, sir...? Roxie: I just found his secret hideout! [appears on the security TV screens] Megamind: [shouting] How did she find my hideout?! [back onto the cell phone] Uh… how did you find his hideout? Roxie: This is the only building in Metro City with a fake observatory on the roof. [Pause] Megamind: Okay. [to Minion] Yhere's no way she'll find the secret entrance. Roxie: [gasps excitedly] There's a doormat here that says "Secret Entrance"! Megamind: [turns around angrily] Minion! Minion: [nervous] I kept forgetting where it was… Megamind: She’ll discover all our secrets! [shoves him in a cabinet] You dimwitted creation of SCIENCE! Roxie: What? Megamind: What? Oh, no. Not you, Roxanne. No, I was just yelling at my mother's... urn. Don't do anything, I'll be right there. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Megamind (disguised as Bernard) and Roxanne are having a picnic] Roxie: Okay, okay. Metro Man and I were never a couple. Megamind [disguised as Bernard]: But I thought you two... Roxie: I know, everybody did, it's just he was never really my type. Megamind: Really? Roxie: Yeah. Okay, now you tell me something. Something you've never told anyone. Megamind: Well, in sh–school… none of the other kids... really liked me. I was always the last one picked for everything. Roxie: Mmm, it's too bad that we didn't go to the same school. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Minion: Well you seem in a very good mood tonight, sir. Megamind: Ha? How long is this going to take, Minion? Minion: Just a few alterations, sir, and I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet! I’m calling it the Black Mambaaaaa…! Megamind: Black Mamba. Perfect! Ooh, gosh, I am running late. I have to go. Minion: What? Where are you going, sir? We have our debut battle with Titan tomorrow morning. We haven't even tested your big battle suit yet! Megamind: You attend to the details, Minion. I have to... run a quick errand. Minion: [suspicious] You don't run errands. What's going on here? Megamind: What? Minion: Oh, wait a minute! [sniffs Megamind suspiciously] Are you wearing "Jean Paul Gaultier's Pour Homme"? Megamind: It's just my natural musk. Now, where the car keys? Ah! Minion: [grabs them] Ah ah-ah-ah! This is about Ms. Ritchi, isn't it? You're going on a date with her! Megamind: What? [laughs] No, my main man! Get out of town! Minion: Oh, this is bad… this is bad! You've fallen in love with her! Megamind: You are forgetting your place, Minion. Now give me the keys! [groans] Minion: [stretches the arm in which his hand is holding the car key, scoffs] What happens when Roxanne finds out who you really are? Megamind: She'll never find out! That's the point of "lying". [pushes a button on Minion’s robotic body which makes his stretched arm fall, grabs the keys] Honestly, if I didn't know any better, I'd think this was your first day of being evil. Minion: No! [turns the car invisible] This has gone far enough! [drops the keys in his fishbowl head] Megamind: Oh, that was really grown up! Minion: Sir, sir, please. It's for your own good. Megamind: Oh, what do you know?! Minion: I may not know much, but I do know this - the bad guy doesn't get the girl! Megamind: Well, maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore! [Minion screams in absolute shock at what Megamind has just said] Megamind: [looks around sheepishly] You heard me?! Minion: [whispers in disgust] Who are you...? Megamind: Now, give me the keys! Minion: No! [turns the car visible] My sole purpose in life is to look after you! Megamind: Well, I don't need you to look after me! Minion: [visibly hurt] What are you...? What are you saying, you don't... need me? Megamind: Let me make it clear. Code - I don't need you! Minion: You know what, you know what?! [ejects the keys out his fishbowl head; they land on the car and Megamind picks them up] Code - I'll just pack my thing and go! [puts fish food in a lunchbox] Megamind: Code - fine! Minion: Code - fine back! [gets on his scooter and begins to leave] Well, good luck on your date! Megamind: I will! Minion: That doesn't even make any sense! Megamind: I know! – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Megamind, disguised as Bernard, is waiting at the restaurant for Roxanne when she arrives late with windswept hair] Megamind: Roxanne! Roxie: Sorry I'm late. Megamind: Wow, your hair looks exciting. Roxie: Mmmm, not the only exciting development of the night. Megamind's created a new hero, and I know why. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Megamind: Were you even planning to show up? [notices all the items Hal "has"] What's this? Where did you get all this stuff? Titan: [whispers] It doesn't belong to me. Megamind: You stole it!? Titan: Pretty cool, right? Megamind: No, no, no, no! You're a hero! Titan: Being a hero is for losers. It's work, work, work, 24/7, and for what? I only took the gig to get the girl and it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to with me. Megamind: Roxanne Ritchi? Titan: Yeah, Roxanne Ritchi. I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes at some intellectual dweeb. Megamind: Oh… Titan: Who needs all that noise? That's why I think we... should team up. Megamind: You... Wait, what? Titan: With my power and your... big-headedness, we could rule the city! Megamind: You want to team up?! Titan: Yeah, I even drew up new costume designs. See? Megamind: Costume designs? Titan: You'd be the brains, so you get a little brain wearing glasses on your costume or something, and since I'm the cool one, I'd have, like, 2 tanks sword fighting– [Megamind backs off in absolute disbelief] Megamind: I can't believe you. All your gifts, all your powers, and you... you squander them for your own personal gain! Titan: Yes! Megamind: No! I'm the villain, you're the good guy! I do something bad and you come and get me! That's why I created you! Titan: Yeah, right. You're nuts! Space Dad told me– Megamind: Look, I'm your Space Dad! [transforms into Hal's Space Dad in front of him] You should be more like Metro Man. Titan: Ah! You tricked me? Megamind: Oh, don't like that, huh? Well there's more! [transforms into Bernard as he slowly backs up into his giant robot battle suit] I'm also the "intellectual dweeb" dating Roxanne. Titan: No. Megamind: ...And we were smooching up a storm! [makes kissing noises as he closes his giant robot battle suit] Titan: [enraged] When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna– Megamind: Yes, yes. I know. "...Bring me to justice." Oh, god. How'd I miss this? [Titan attacks him] And the hero strikes the first blow, but evil returns with a backhand! – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[after a big ball of copper has been dropped on Titan] Megamind: Guess what, Buster Brown! It's made from copper. You're powerless against it. It's the very same metal used to defeat– [Titan's fist punches out through the copper metal] …Metro Man? Titan/Titan: You... should stop comparing me to Metro Man! – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mayor: We're saved! We're saved! What's your name, new hero? Titan: It's Titan. Mayor: Thank you, thank you. Titan has freed us! Titan: Oh, I wouldn't say "free", more like "under new management". [flicks the Mayor in the head, sending him flying back; everyone gasps] – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Megamind shows up outside Roxanne’s apartment door] Roxie: What do you want? Megamind: [sheepishly] Titan's turned evil. Roxie: [sarcastic] Well, congratulations, another one of your genius plans has backfired on you… and why did my doorman let you up? [Megamind gives her a small cubed box and Roxanne gasps] Carlos! [tries to shut the door on Megamind] Megamind: Please… Roxanne, no! No! I need your help. Roxie: Why do you need my help? Megamind: [sighs] Because you're the smartest person I know. Roxie: But you can't stay here. Megamind: The copper should've worked! Why didn't the copper worked? The copper worked perfectly well last time. Roxie: "Copper"? You're not making any sense. Megamind: Look, if we don't find Titan's weakness, he'll destroy the whole city. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roxie: [throws a trophy at Metro Man who becomes "Music Man"] How could you do this?! [throws a microphone] The people of this city relied on you... [throws an amplifier at him] ...and you deserted them! [smashes guitar over his head] You left us in the hands of him! [to Megamind] No offense. Megamind: [hastily] No, I'm with you. [to Metro Man] Look, we need your help. Metro Man: I'm sorry, I really am. Um, I'm... I'm done. You know, little buddy? There's a yin for every yang. If there's bad, good will rise up against it. It's taken me a long time to find my calling. Now, it's about time... you find yours. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roxie: Hey, who needs him? We can beat Titan ourselves. I say we go back to the evil lair, grab some ray guns, hold 'em sideways and just go all gangsta on him! Megamind: We can't. Roxie: So that's it, you're just giving up?! Megamind: I'm the bad guy. I don't save the day, I don't fly off into the sunset, and I don't get the girl. I'm going home. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Megamind flips TV channels in prison] Tighten: [on TV] Megamind. [Megamind continues channel surfing until he changes back to Tighten on TV] You and I have unfinished business. I’ll be waiting at Metro Tower. Oh, and just so you don’t get cold feet… [reveals Roxanne captured] Megamind: Roxanne... Tighten: Come on, Roxie. Call for your "hero" to come rescue you. Roxie: Megamind… I don't even know if you're listening, but if you are… you can't give up! The Megamind I know would never run from a fight, even if he knew he had no chance of winning! It was your best quality. You need to be that guy right now! The city needs you… I need you… Megamind: Roxanne… Tighten: You have 1 hour. Don't keep me waiting. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Megamind: Warden! Warden! Listen to me! You have to Iet me go! Tighten has to be stopped! Warden: Sorry, Megamind. You still have 88 Iife sentences to go. Plenty of time to reflect on what you've done. Megamind: You want me to say it? I'll say it! Here it is, from the blackest part of my heart: I AM SORRY! Warden: Not buying it. Megamind: [sighs] I don't blame you. I've terrorized the city countless times. Created a hero who's turned out to be a villain. I lied to Roxanne, and...my best friend Minion, I treated Iike dirt. Please don't make this city... don't make Roxanne pay for my wrongdoings. Minion: [removing the Warder disguise] Apology accepted. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tighten: [on TV] Hey, Metro losers. This is Metro Tower! They say it's supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength… [shows Roxanne tied to the tower] …But for me, it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart, and I hate reminders! [rips out a part of the tower's foundation, swaying it] Roxie: Hal, please don't do this. I know there's still good in you, Hal. Hal/Tighten: You're so naive, Roxie. You see the good in everybody, even when it's not there. You're Iiving a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England. This is the real world, and you need to wake up! [Suddenly, a giant hologram of Megamind's head appears in the sky] Giant Megamind head: You dare challenge Megamind?! Tighten: This town isn't big enough for 2 super-villains! Giant Megamind head: Oh, you're a villain, all right! Just not a super one! Tighten: Yeah, what's the difference? [Megamind's giant hologram head opens its mouth and from the inside appears Megamind] Megamind: [his giant hologram head opens its mouth and from the inside appears Megamind] PRESENTATION! – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Maureen: Do you kiss boys, Muriel? Muriel: Sometimes, if I like him enough. Melody: Aren't you frightened? Muriel: Oh, why should I be frightened? It's quite nice when you get used to it. – Melody Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Daniel wants to dance with Melody] Daniel: I've got to dance with her. Ornshaw: You're mad! What do you want to do that for? She'll only say "Buzz off!" or something. She's a bit stuck up that one. This whole girl-nonsense is rubbish. Girls are a load of snotty-nosed little so-and-so's. – Melody Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ornshaw: Some people are winners and some people are losers. Daniel: Who says who's gonna be what? Ornshaw: Don't ask me, that's all done before we get on this earth. I mean, it's him up there. He says, "You, you're gonna be red-hot at the triple jump, and you, you're gonna be bloody useless!" – Melody Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[in the school office about to get "slippered"] Mr. Dicks: Now, why are you here, Ornshaw? Ornshaw: Because you invited me, sir. Mr. Dicks: And why did I invite you, Ornshaw? Ornshaw: Well, because I couldn't translate the Latin, sir. Mr. Dicks: Why, Ornshaw? Why? Ornshaw: Because it's a bloody silly out-of-date language do you mean, sir? Mr. Dicks: Two was it, Ornshaw... I think we'll make it four... [trying to hold his temper] ...And why do you think it's a... silly out-of-date language, Ornshaw? Ornshaw: Well, because I couldn't speak to a dead Roman even if I knew the bloody lingo, sir! – Melody Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Melody: [reading from a tombstone] "Fifty years' happiness." How long's fifty years? Daniel: A hundred and fifty school terms, not including holidays. Melody: Will you love me that long? Daniel: [nods] Mmm-hmmm. Melody: I don't think you will. Daniel: Of course. I've loved you a whole week already, haven't I? – Melody Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Leonard Shelby: I have this condition. Teddy: [examining Jimmy Grantz] I hope it's not as serious as this guy, because he's dead. – Memento Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Leonard opens the closet door to find a beaten and bloodied Dodd] Leonard Shelby: Who did this to you? Dodd: [puzzled] You did! – Memento Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Edgar: I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house, with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead, I get this. It looks like poison. Don't you take that away! I'm eating that, dammit! It is poison, isn't it? I swear to God, I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog been hit too much, or ain't been hit enough. I can't make up my mind. You're useless, Beatrice. The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck! [An alien spaceship crashes into Edgar's truck. Opening the door, shotgun in hand, Edgar surveys the wreckage while his wife watches.] Edgar: Figures. Beatrice: What the heck is it, Edgar? Edgar: Get your big butt back in the house! [He walks to the crater] Bug: [unseen] Place projectile weapon on the ground. Edgar: You can have my gun... [He cocks it] when you pry it from my cold dead fingers. Bug: Your proposal is acceptable. [The Bug seizes Edgar and pulls him down into the pit.] – Men in Black Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The Bug enters Edgar's house, wearing Edgar's skin as a disguise.] Beatrice: Edgar, what on earth was that? Edgar/Bug: Sugar. Beatrice: I've never seen sugar do that. Edgar/Bug: Give me sugar. [Beatrice holds up the sugar bowl from the kitchen table.] Edgar/Bug: In water. [She puts a teaspoon of sugar into a glass of water and holds it up.] Edgar/Bug: More. [Confused, Beatrice adds some more sugar to the glass.] Edgar/Bug: More. [She empties all the sugar into the glass and gives it to Edgar/Bug, who noisily guzzles it.] Beatrice: Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones. Edgar/Bug: [looks at his reflection] Oh, yeah. [He grabs his scalp and stretches it back against his skull.] There. Is that better? [Beatrice faints.] – Men in Black Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[K and James are walking down a corridor at MIB headquarters. K hands James a file.] Agent K: Back in the mid-1950s the government started a little, underfunded agency with the simple and laughable purpose of establishing contact with a race not of this planet. ... Everybody thought the agency was a joke, except the aliens who made contact March 2, 1961, outside New York. There were nine of us the first night: seven agents, one astronomer, and one dumb kid who got lost on the wrong back road. James: [He notices a picture of agents giving an alien flowers] Aww, you brought that tall man some flowers. [K points] Agent K: This way. They were a group of intergalactic refugees. Wanted to the use the earth as an apolitical zone for ... creatures without a planet. Did you ever seen the movie Casablanca? [James nods] Agent K: Same thing, 'cept no Nazis. James: Oh. Agent K: We agreed, and we concealed all the evidence of their landing. [James looks at a picture] James: Uh-huh, so these are real flying saucers, and the World's Fair was just a cover-up for their landing. Agent K: Why else would we hold it in Queens? More non-humans arrive every year and they live among us in secret. James: Uh, look, I'm sorry, not to change the subject or anything, but when was the last time you had a CAT scan? Agent K: 'Bout six months ago, it's company policy. James: Right, you should make another appointment. Um, look, tell your boy Zed I had an absolutely wonderful time, and thank you for everything, but... [He hands the file back] ...why don't you show me the door? – Men in Black Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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