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Maureen:
Do you kiss boys, Muriel?

Muriel:
Sometimes, if I like him enough.

Melody:
Aren't you frightened?

Muriel:
Oh, why should I be frightened? It's quite nice when you get used to it.

– Melody  Movie Quote

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[Daniel wants to dance with Melody]

Daniel:
I've got to dance with her.

Ornshaw:
You're mad! What do you want to do that for? She'll only say "Buzz off!" or something. She's a bit stuck up that one. This whole girl-nonsense is rubbish. Girls are a load of snotty-nosed little so-and-so's.

– Melody  Movie Quote

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Ornshaw:
Some people are winners and some people are losers.

Daniel:
Who says who's gonna be what?

Ornshaw:
Don't ask me, that's all done before we get on this earth. I mean, it's him up there. He says, "You, you're gonna be red-hot at the triple jump, and you, you're gonna be bloody useless!"

– Melody  Movie Quote

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[in the school office about to get "slippered"]

Mr. Dicks:
Now, why are you here, Ornshaw?

Ornshaw:
Because you invited me, sir.

Mr. Dicks:
And why did I invite you, Ornshaw?

Ornshaw:
Well, because I couldn't translate the Latin, sir.

Mr. Dicks:
Why, Ornshaw? Why?

Ornshaw:
Because it's a bloody silly out-of-date language do you mean, sir?

Mr. Dicks:
Two was it, Ornshaw... I think we'll make it four... [trying to hold his temper] ...And why do you think it's a... silly out-of-date language, Ornshaw?

Ornshaw:
Well, because I couldn't speak to a dead Roman even if I knew the bloody lingo, sir!

– Melody  Movie Quote

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Melody:
[reading from a tombstone] "Fifty years' happiness." How long's fifty years?

Daniel:
A hundred and fifty school terms, not including holidays.

Melody:
Will you love me that long?

Daniel:
[nods] Mmm-hmmm.

Melody:
I don't think you will.

Daniel:
Of course. I've loved you a whole week already, haven't I?

– Melody  Movie Quote

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Leonard Shelby:
I have this condition.

Teddy:
[examining Jimmy Grantz] I hope it's not as serious as this guy, because he's dead.

– Memento  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Leonard opens the closet door to find a beaten and bloodied Dodd]

Leonard Shelby:
Who did this to you?

Dodd:
[puzzled] You did!

– Memento  Movie Quote

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Edgar:
I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house, with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead, I get this. It looks like poison. Don't you take that away! I'm eating that, dammit! It is poison, isn't it? I swear to God, I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog been hit too much, or ain't been hit enough. I can't make up my mind. You're useless, Beatrice. The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck!

[An alien spaceship crashes into Edgar's truck. Opening the door, shotgun in hand, Edgar surveys the wreckage while his wife watches.]

Edgar:
Figures.

Beatrice:
What the heck is it, Edgar?

Edgar:
Get your big butt back in the house! [He walks to the crater]

Bug:
[unseen] Place projectile weapon on the ground.

Edgar:
You can have my gun... [He cocks it] when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.

Bug:
Your proposal is acceptable.

[The Bug seizes Edgar and pulls him down into the pit.]

– Men in Black  Movie Quote

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[The Bug enters Edgar's house, wearing Edgar's skin as a disguise.]

Beatrice:
Edgar, what on earth was that?

Edgar/Bug:
Sugar.

Beatrice:
I've never seen sugar do that.

Edgar/Bug:
Give me sugar.

[Beatrice holds up the sugar bowl from the kitchen table.]

Edgar/Bug:
In water.

[She puts a teaspoon of sugar into a glass of water and holds it up.]

Edgar/Bug:
More.

[Confused, Beatrice adds some more sugar to the glass.]

Edgar/Bug:
More.

[She empties all the sugar into the glass and gives it to Edgar/Bug, who noisily guzzles it.]

Beatrice:
Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones.

Edgar/Bug:
[looks at his reflection] Oh, yeah. [He grabs his scalp and stretches it back against his skull.] There. Is that better?

[Beatrice faints.]

– Men in Black  Movie Quote

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[K and James are walking down a corridor at MIB headquarters. K hands James a file.]

Agent K:
Back in the mid-1950s the government started a little, underfunded agency with the simple and laughable purpose of establishing contact with a race not of this planet. ... Everybody thought the agency was a joke, except the aliens who made contact March 2, 1961, outside New York. There were nine of us the first night: seven agents, one astronomer, and one dumb kid who got lost on the wrong back road.

James:
[He notices a picture of agents giving an alien flowers] Aww, you brought that tall man some flowers.

[K points]

Agent K:
This way. They were a group of intergalactic refugees. Wanted to the use the earth as an apolitical zone for ... creatures without a planet. Did you ever seen the movie Casablanca?

[James nods]

Agent K:
Same thing, 'cept no Nazis.

James:
Oh.

Agent K:
We agreed, and we concealed all the evidence of their landing.

[James looks at a picture]

James:
Uh-huh, so these are real flying saucers, and the World's Fair was just a cover-up for their landing.

Agent K:
Why else would we hold it in Queens? More non-humans arrive every year and they live among us in secret.

James:
Uh, look, I'm sorry, not to change the subject or anything, but when was the last time you had a CAT scan?

Agent K:
'Bout six months ago, it's company policy.

James:
Right, you should make another appointment. Um, look, tell your boy Zed I had an absolutely wonderful time, and thank you for everything, but... [He hands the file back] ...why don't you show me the door?

– Men in Black  Movie Quote

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Agent K:
All right, kid, here's the deal. At any given time there are around fifteen hundred aliens on the planet, most of them right here in Manhattan. And most of them are decent enough, they're just trying to make a living.

James:
Cab drivers.

Agent K:
No, not as many as you'd think. Humans, for the most part, don't have a clue. They don't want one or need one, either. They're happy. They think they have a good bead on things.

James:
Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.

Agent K:
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat. And fifteen minutes ago, you knew that people were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

James:
What's the catch?

Agent K:
The catch? The catch is you will sever every human contact. Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere...Ever. I'll give you 'til sunrise to think it over. [walks away]

James:
Hey! Is it worth it?

Agent K:
Oh yeah, it's worth it. [pause] If you're strong enough.

– Men in Black  Movie Quote

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[A police officer pushes a stretcher with Rosenberg's corpse and a cat on top.]

Police Officer:
Where do you want contestant number three?

Dr. Laurel Weaver:
Just leave it there.

[Laurel walks over.]

Dr. Laurel Weaver:
What's with the cat?

Police Officer:
Uh, the cat. Yeah, well, there's a problem with the cat. [He hands her a clipboard] Sign here.

Dr. Laurel Weaver:
What's the problem with the cat?

Police Officer:
It's your problem. Heh, heh. [He leaves]

Dr. Laurel Weaver:
[to herself] I hate the living.

– Men in Black  Movie Quote

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Agent J:
Dr., uh... Whatever, come here.

Dr. Laurel Weaver:
Dr. Whatever? Hey, you guys aren't really from the Department of Health, are you?

Agent K:
Rosenberg. Aw, damn. The Arquillians are not gonna like this. This guy was one of the royal family.

Dr. Laurel Weaver:
I knew it. This is an alien, and you guys are from some government agency trying to keep it under wraps.

– Men in Black  Movie Quote

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Dr. Laurel Weaver:
[still disoriented from being neuralyzed] Hey, whoever you guys are, you're gonna have to show me some ID if you're gonna be in the morgue.

Agent K:
Oh, yes, of course, young lady. Have a look at this for me, please. [neuralyzes her again]

Agent J:
Would you stop that?!

Agent K:
What?!

Agent J:
That thing is gonna give her brain cancer or something!

Agent K:
Never hurt her before. Look, we've gotta get all the doors closed around here. Special Services'll be here any minute.

Agent J:
"Never hurt her before"? How many times have you flashy-thinged that poor woman?!

Agent K:
Couple.

Agent J:
So, what, are you not worried about no long-term damage?

Agent K:
A little.

Agent J:
K, have you ever flashy-thinged me?

Agent K:
No.

Agent J:
I ain't playing with you, K, have you ever flashy-thinged me?!

Agent K:
No.

– Men in Black  Movie Quote

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Agent K:
Zed, we're running out of time here, if that bug gets off the planet with that galaxy, we're all bug food.

Agent J:
Hey, old guys! [He points to a mural of the Flushing Meadows-Corona Park observation towers, previously explained as having been built from spaceships] Do those still work?

– Men in Black  Movie Quote

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Agent K:
[to MIB Special Services] Alright, we got two dead aliens and a deputy medical examiner who needs a new memory.

One of the agents:
Yes, sir.

Agent K:
[off J's look] Make it a happy memory.

– Men in Black  Movie Quote

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[As K and J arrive at the morgue to get Orion]

Agent J:
Look, K, why don't you let me handle this one?

Agent K:
What?

Agent J:
Come on, man, all we gotta do is go in here and get a cat, it's not really that hard. But if you go in there, you're gonna lay your Jack Webb on her, start flashing your brain ray all her face, she's gonna wind up with leukemia and some shit. The woman's a doctor, she don't need you flashing away half her med school classes. Five minutes.

Agent K:
Two minutes.

[J goes in and K waits outside.]

– Men in Black  Movie Quote

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[Facing off with the Bug in the morgue, as he holds Laurel at gunpoint]

Agent K:
Freeze it, Bug!

Agent J:
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

Dr. Laurel Weaver:
Christ, you are thick!

Agent J:
Look, how was I supposed to know?!

Dr. Laurel Weaver:
What did I have to do, sing it for you?!

Agent J:
Well, if you weren't coming on like some drunken prom date...!

Dr. Laurel Weaver:
Oh, God, that is so typical! Any woman who shows yet the slightest hint of sexual independence...!

Edgar/Bug:
Oh, everybody shut up!

Agent K:
Let her go, shiteater.

Edgar/Bug:
Now listen, monkey-boy! Compared to you humans, I'm on the top rung of the evolutionary ladder! So can it, all right?!

Agent K:
You're breaking my heart. Show me your face and I'll cure all your ills.

Edgar/Bug:
You ever pulled the wings off a fly? Do you care to see the fly get even?!

Agent K:
How far do you think you're gonna get without your ship, if that's what you call that piece of space trash we've got locked up in the office?

Edgar/Bug:
Put your weapons down!

Agent K:
Never gonna happen, insect.

Agent J:
It's okay, Laurel.

Dr. Laurel Weaver:
How is it okay?

Agent J:
I'm saying it's gonna be okay.

Edgar/Bug:
Don't bet on it, meatsack!

– Men in Black  Movie Quote

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Agent J:
[after stepping on a cockroach, causing the Bug to freeze as he is climbing to the remaining ship] Uh-oh. I'm sorry. Was that your auntie? [the Bug turns toward J with a furious snarl] Oh. Then that must mean that-that's your uncle, then, huh? [points at another cockroach at his feet before squashing it] You know, you all look alike. [Enraged, the Bug descends to the ground and approaches him] Well, well. Big bad bug got a bit of a soft spot, huh? [squishes another cockroach; the Bug snarls in anger] See, what I can't understand is why you gotta come down bringing all this ruckus! Snatching up galaxies and everything. [Laurel watches as the Bug moves closer to Agent J] My attitude is don't start nothing, won't be nothing! [crushes two more cockroaches as the Bug walks right up to him, seething with anger] You need to ease up out of my face before something bad happens to you. [K loads his gun within the Bug's stomach] Too late.

[K shoots, blowing the Bug in half and freeing himself. J picks up the galaxy. K calls headquarters.]

Agent K:
Zed, call the Arquillians, tell them we have the galaxy.

Zed:
You got it, friend.

[K hangs up.]

Agent J:
Gonna get your gun back, huh?

Agent K:
I like this gun.

Agent J:
Yeah, well, while you were in there playing around, I was down here doing all the work.

– Men in Black  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After K's retirement, Dr. Weaver has joined MIB as J's new partner, Agent L]

Agent L:
Hey, J! Zed called. The High Councilor from Solaxian 9 wants floor seats for the Knicks–Bulls game.

Agent J:
All right, let's put in a call to Dennis Rodman. He's from that planet.

Agent L:
Rodman? You're kidding.

Agent J:
Nope.

Agent L:
Not much of a disguise.

– Men in Black  Movie Quote

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Frank:
[singing "I Will Survive"] "... and I learned to get along, and so you're back from outer space, I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face, I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key, if I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me, go on, now go, walk out the door..."

Agent J:
Frank! Bring your head in this window before before I roll it up in there.

Frank:
[Sits further away from the window] Got it! [Starts humming the melody, looking anxiously out the window]

Agent J:
FRANK!

– Men in Black II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

MIB Customs Agent:
Any fruit or vegetables?

Serleena:
[motioning towards Scrad] Yeah, two heads of cabbage.

– Men in Black II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Zed:
How'd it go?

Agent M:
The door-locks are gone and the treaty is signed.

Zed:
Good work.

Agent M:
Zed? What about that position you promised me in Men In Black?

Zed:
Still working on the Alien Affirmative Action Program, I'll keep you posted.

Agent M:
Wait a minute, that's not what you promised me!

Zed:
You're– you're breaking up!

Agent M:
Zed? Hello? I can be Agent M!

– Men in Black II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Agent J:
Wait, what are you doing?

Agent K:
I always did the driving.

Agent J:
Oh, no.

Agent K:
I remember that.

Agent J:
No, what you remember is that you used to drive that old busted jawn. See, I drive... the new hotness. [points at Kay] Old and busted. [points at himself] New hotness. [K looks at J for a second, then J hands the keys over] Old, busted hotness.

– Men in Black II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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