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Agent J:
[walks up to K, who is now the postmaster of Turro, Massachusetts at a post office; K’s name tag reads ”Kevin Brown”] Kevin. Heh. Wow. Kevin. That's funny. You don't have a ”Kevin”... You don't remember me, but we used to work together.

Agent K:
I never worked in a funeral home. Something I can do for you, Slick?

Agent J:
Okay. Straight to the point. [whispers in a serious voice] You are a former agent of a top-secret organization that monitors extraterrestrials on Earth. We're the Men in Black. We have a situation, and we need your help.

Agent K There's a free mental health clinic at the corner of Lilac and East Valley. Next!

Elizabeth:
Excuse me.

Agent J:
Hey.

Elizabeth:
20 Rugrats stamps, please.

Agent K:
Elizabeth. The United States Postal Service hasn't quite kept up with today's youth, but I can offer you some Berlin airlift stamps.

Elizabeth:
No.

Agent K:
Opera legends?

Elizabeth:
No.

Agent K:
American Samoa?

Elizabeth:
No.

Agent K:
Amish quilts?

Elizabeth:
No.

Agent J:
[moves Elizabeth over] I'm sorry, sweetie. Got a world to save here. [turns back to K] There was no coma. It was all a cover.

Agent K:
Who are you?

Agent J:
The question is, who are you?

Agent K:
I'm the postmaster of Turro, Massachusetts, and I'm ordering you to leave these premises.

Men in Black II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[A guard starts to examine Lily's cake.]

Boris the Animal:
Oh, I wouldn't do that.

Lunar Max Guard:
Why's that?

Boris the Animal:
It'll ruin your figure.

[The guard pokes a finger into the cake... releasing Boris' weasel pet, which attacks.]

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lunar Max Guard:
You can't win, Boris!

Boris the Animal:
Mmm, let's agree to disagree.

Lunar Max Guard:
There's too many of us!

Boris the Animal:
Rather hot in here. Mind if I open a window?

[Boris shoots a hole in the wall causing a decompression which sucks all Lunar Max guards into outer space.]

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[from trailer]

Agent J:
Marco! You know you're not supposed to be north of Canal Street!

Graffiti artist:
Who's Marco?

Marco:
Just relax, punk. [he reveals himself in the walls] They're looking for me and not you.

Agent J:
Crazy, right? Two grown men, talking to the wall, wall talking back, it's a mess. But hey. Don't even worry about it.

[He neuralizes the graffiti artist.]

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Boris the Animal:
Hello, K.

Agent K:
Boris the Animal.

Boris the Animal:
It's just Boris!

Agent K:
You haven't changed very much. I see the arm I shot off is... still shot off.

Boris the Animal:
Yes... my arm. [caresses his pet] We've thought about that moment every day for the last forty years.

Agent K:
Well, that's just not living a full life.

Boris the Animal:
I can promise you it will be longer than yours.

Agent K:
Lonelier, too, since you're the last Boglodite standing.

Boris the Animal:
We'll see about that. But first, I wanted the pleasure of killing you...

Agent J:
[arrives on the roof] Yo, K. [Boris starts shooting spikes at J and K, who use the door that J came through as a shield]

Agent K:
Where the hell have you been?

Agent J:
Fishing! [Boris continues to shoot spikes until J and K fall off of the roof]

Boris the Animal:
You don't know it, K, but you're already dead.

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Agent J:
You helped Boris the Animal time jump. [cocks his weapon]

Jeffrey Price:
Whoa, whoa! Look, I had to! That dude's a freak!

Agent J:
He killed my partner! I want to know where and when you sent him.

Jeffrey Price:
What, you think I keep, like, a log book?

[He glances down at his log book and winces. Jay flips it open.]

Agent J:
[reading] "Target vector: July 16, 1969."

Jeffrey Price:
All right, all right. That's a real bummer about your buddy. I'm sure he was, like, a real great guy, but in terms of the whole space-time continuum, your friend was a little blip on the historical radar!

[J spins him around to a wall of televisions, seeing a news report on the Boglodites invading Earth.]

Jeffrey Price:
Oh... that's a big blip.

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Agent J:
K! [O notices Agent J trying to call for his partner] Alright. You got me. I give it to you, it's funny, very elaborate. [to everyone looking at him] Oh, and all of you. Fantastic performances. Can't believe you waited 14 years to develop a sense of humor, but, this is a good one. But, K, I need you to come out here now, 'cause I'm really starting to get a little bit pissed off!

O:
Agent J, would you mind keeping your voice down, and telling me who it is you're looking for?

Agent J:
I'm looking for K!

O:
Who is K?

Agent J:
[grunts] You, too? You, too?

O:
I mean, who is he to you?

Agent J:
My partner! Older gentlemen! 110, maybe 111 years old. Sort of this surly-Elvis thing happened with him. He smiles, like this: [J makes a poker face] Seen him around?!

O:
[appearing a bit saddened] I'll take you to K.

Agent J:
Thank you!

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Agent J:
[having just arrived in 1969] My man, what's today?

Man in Chrysler Building elevator:
Tuesday.

Agent J:
The date?

Man in Chrysler Building elevator:
The 15th.

Agent J:
Of?

Man in Chrysler Building elevator:
July.

Agent J:
Dog, the year!

Man in Chrysler Building elevator:
1969.

Agent J:
Thank you! You look at me like I'm crazy.

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Agent J:
[after knocking out the four-armed alien] Still keep the key under the ashtray.

Young Agent K:
Lucky guess. Now, where were we?

Bowling Ball Head:
I was just about to tell you to screw off.

Young Agent K:
[to Agent J] Hey, slick, you bowl in the future?

Agent J:
Absolutely, MIB league champ, three years running.

Young Agent K:
Well, let's see it. [walks up to the alien and pulls his head off; Agent J is slightly horrified by this as Young Agent K hands the head to him]

Bowling Ball Head:
Unh! You did not just walk into my establishment and rip my head off!

Agent J:
My man, look. We don't have a lot of time for this. You really need to tell him something.

Bowling Ball Head:
I'll tell him this! [gestures rudely and glares at Young Agent K]

Agent J:
Alright, your head. [Bowling Ball Head's face fills with fear as Agent J carries him to a lane; Young Agent K inhales with exasperation]

Bowling Ball Head:
Wait... Hey, if you do this, I am gonna hunt you down, and I will make sure that you walk funny for the– [J rolls him down the aisle, knocking over 8 pins, leaving pins 7 and 10 still standing] rest of your miserable last days on Earth! Unh!

Young Agent K:
Tough spare, slick. [Agent J groans; the Bowling Ball Head rolls into the ball return]

Bowling Ball Head:
You messed with the wrong head!

Agent J:
His head is a little... [walks up to the ball return and humorously peers inside]

Young Agent K:
You gonna tell us where Dom is?

Bowling Ball Head:
[angrily speaking unintelligibly] I'll kill you both. I swear I'll kill both of youse!

Agent J:
[as he prepares to roll the alien's head down the aisle again, he accidentally drops it, and it hits the floor] Ooh!

Bowling Ball Head:
Ow! Jesus! [Young Agent K grabs a bag for cleaning bowling balls]

Young Agent K:
Your hook's a little off. You want me to clean her?

Agent J:
[figuring it might make him talk] Oh, yeah, sure thing. [throws the head to Young Agent K, who immediately starts rubbing him with the bag]

Bowling Ball Head:
Oh, no, no, no! Aw, come on! I just cleaned the bathroom with this thing! Please, no cleaning! No cleaning! Stop cleaning! Okay! Okay, alright! [Young Agent K stops and removes the head from the bag] Alright, he's in the back. But he's not gonna talk to any Men in Black scum like you! [while talking, the headless body points at Young Agent K] Now give me back my head! [Young Agent K ignores his demand and throws the head back to Agent J]

Agent J:
K, I call this one...

Bowling Ball Head:
[as Agent J puts his fingers in his nose] Oh!

Agent J:
...low-hanging-fruit.

Bowling Ball Head:
That ain't a finger hole, you sick bastard! [Agent J turns and approaches the aisle and rolls the head between his legs; it bounces slightly towards the pins] Ow! How about I pop your head off and see how you like it?! [Agent J humorously makes it look like he's directing the ball; the Bowling Ball Head rolls right into Pin 7, knocking it into Pin 10] Ow! [the Bowling Ball Head, upside down, seethes with anger at the agents]

Agent J:
[satisfied] Ooh! Mmm! [gestures to Young Agent K to go to the back room]

Bowling Ball Head:
I'm gonna kill both of you! I'm gonna kill the both of youse! I'll kill you both!

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[through Griffin's eyes, J and K see the last game of the 1969 World Series.]

Agent J:
Wait, this game doesn't happen until October.

Griffin:
Oh, it's always October, November, March... so many possible futures, and they're all real, you just don't know which one will coalesce. Until then, they're all happening. Like this one here, it's my favorite moment in human history.

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Boris the Animal:
The Arc Net! Give it to me!

Griffin:
I don't think this is the one where you get it!

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Young Agent K:
[chasing Boris on motorcycles, who has captured Griffin]: You all right there, Chief?

Agent J:
Hell, yeah. It’d be better with four wheels! Two is, like, my minimum.

Young Agent K:
What happens if Boris gets the ArcNet?

Agent J:
Boglodite invasion, total destruction of Earth!

Young Agent K:
We gotta stop this guy!

Agent J:
I've been trying! You haven't been trying?

Young Agent K:
Hey, slick. In the future, do we ever do the Texas two-step?

Agent J:
Yes, sir!

[they proceed with the ”Texas two-step” to rescue Griffin]

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Carl Brashear:
Permission to relieve the man below, Master Chief.

Billy Sunday:
What are you, cookie, some kind of goddamn hero ? I got no room in my class for heroes or stutterin' swim champs with a wife and kids to worry about, do you read me?

Carl Brashear:
If you wanna flunk me, flunk me, but don't punish him for being decent to me.

Billy Sunday:
I don't have to flunk you. You're gonna do that all on your own.

Men of Honor  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Billy Sunday:
Think you deserve to be here, don't ya? Fraternizing among navy men? Think you're as good as they are? How 'bout me, cookie? You better than me?

Carl Brashear:
You're damn right I am!

Men of Honor  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jo:
Don't you see? I'm not like you. The things I want... The things I want are smaller. If I just work hard and keep my head down...

Carl Brashear:
Your whole life will pass you by.

Men of Honor  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. Pappy:
Did you know that ordinary house dust is composed primarily of human skin?

Billy Sunday:
No sir, I didn't know that.

Mr. Pappy:
Makes you think twice about who you invite into your home.

Men of Honor  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Carl Brashear:
All I ever wanted to do was to make Master Diver.

Billy Sunday:
All I ever wanted to do was stay one.

Men of Honor  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Diving Student:
(Standing in his underwear banging a pot with a spoon) I Stole a Pie! I stole a Pie! I stole a Pie!

Men of Honor  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Freder:
Your magnificent city, Father - and you the brain of this city - and all of us in the city's light...And where are the people, Father, whose hands built your city--?

Joh Fredersen:
Where they belong...

Freder:
In the depths...? What if one day, those in the depths rise up against you?

Metropolis  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Charlie Black:
Fourierism was tried in the late nineteenth century... and it failed. Wasn't Brook Farm Fourierist? It failed.

Tom Townsend:
That's debatable.

Charlie Black:
Whether Brook Farm failed?

Tom Townsend:
That it ceased to exist, I'll grant you, but whether or not it failed cannot be definitively said.

Charlie Black:
Well, for me, ceasing to exist is — is failure. I mean, that's pretty definitive.

Tom Townsend:
Well, everyone ceases to exist. Doesn't mean everyone's a failure.

Metropolitan  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nick Smith:
The titled aristocracy are the scum of the earth.

Sally Fowler:
You always say "titled" aristocrats. What about "untitled" aristocrats?

Nick Smith:
Well, I could hardly despise them, could I? That would be self-hatred.

Metropolitan  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Stephen Maturin:
By comparison, the Surprise is a somewhat aged man-o-war. Am I not correct?

Capt. Jack Aubrey:
Would you call me an aged man-o-war, doctor? The Surprise is not old; no one would call her old. She has a bluff bow, lovely lines. She's a fine sea-boat: weatherly, stiff and fast … very fast, if she's well handled. No, she's not old; she's in her prime.

Sailing Master John Allen:
Well, we can patch up the main and mizzen, the foresail's too far gone, I'm afraid, so we'll bend our spare.

Lt. Thomas Pullings:
Mr. Lamb is confident, with basic repairs we can get home as we are--

Capt. Jack Aubrey:
We're not going home.

[Everyone in the room freezes in awkward silence]

Sailing Master John Allen:
But, to refit, we need a port, and the Acheron may be still be looking for us.

Capt. Jack Aubrey:
We can refit at sea. Here. We're at shoals. As you said, Mr. Allen, she is taking the war to the south seas, and we are supposed to stop her.

Sailing Master John Allen:
But, Sir, with respect, she's a vastly heavier ship. She's out of our class. She could be halfway to Cape Horn by the time we're repaired and under way.

Capt. Jack Aubrey:
Well, then, there's not a moment to lose.

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Midshipman Blakeney:
Is it true about how they put the last stitch through your nose?

Midshipman Calamy:
What do you mean?

Midshipman Blakeney:
Old Joe told me that when you die, they stitch you up in your hammock with the last stitch through your nose, just to make sure you're not asleep. Not through the nose, you'll tell them?

Midshipman Calamy:
(nods)

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Capt. Jack Aubrey:
(After the crew's rate of fire is not satisfactory enough) Lads, that's not good enough. Remember, we need to fire two broadsides to her one. Do you want to see a guillotine in Piccadilly!?

Crew:
No!

Capt. Jack Aubrey:
Want to call that raggedy-arse Napoleon your king!?

Crew:
No!

Capt. Jack Aubrey:
You want your children to sing the "La Marseillaise!?"

Crew:
No!

Capt. Jack Aubrey:
Mr. Mowett, Mr. Pullings, starboard battery!

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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