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Isaac: What kind of dog do you have? Mary: The worst. It's a dachshund. You know, it's a penis substitute for me. Isaac: I would've thought then in your case it would've been a Great Dane. – Manhattan Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Will Graham: I need your help, Dr. Lecktor. Hannibal Lecktor: Why should I? Will Graham: There are things you don't have — library privileges, computer access. I'd speak to the chief of staff. And there's another reason. Hannibal Lecktor: Pray tell. Will Graham: I thought you might enjoy the challenge — find out if you're smarter than the person I'm looking for. Hannibal Lecktor: Then, by implication, you think you're smarter than I am, since you caught me. Will Graham: I know that I'm not smarter than you. Hannibal Lecktor: Then how did you catch me? Will Graham: You had disadvantages. Hannibal Lecktor: What disadvantages? Will Graham: You're insane. – Manhunter Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Dollarhyde has kidnapped Lounds] Francis Dollarhyde: Do you know who I am? Freddy Lounds: No. I don't want to know who you are. Francis Dollarhyde: According to you, I'm a pervert — an animal, you said. You know who I am now? Freddy Lounds: [afraid] Yes. Francis Dollarhyde: Do you feel privileged? Freddy Lounds: I'm very scared. [Dollarhyde tears off Lounds' blindfold. Lounds keeps his eyes shut] Francis Dollarhyde: Open your eyes. Mr. Lounds, you're a reporter, I want you to report. That's why you're here. Open your eyes or I'll staple your eyelids to your forehead! [Lounds opens his eyes to see Dollarhyde wearing a stocking mask] Francis Dollarhyde: Well, here I... am. – Manhunter Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hannibal Lecktor: Hello, Will. I want to congratulate you on the job you did on Mr. Lounds. I admire that enormously — oh, what a cunning boy you are! Will Graham: I'm sick of you crazy sons of bitches, Lecktor. You got something to say, say it. Hannibal Lecktor: I want to help you. You would be more comfortable if you would relax with yourself. We don't invent our natures; they're issued to us, along with our lungs and pancreas and everything else. Why fight it? Will Graham: Fight what? Hannibal Lecktor: Did you really feel so depressed after you shot Mr. Garret Jacob Hobbs to death? I didn't know you then, but I think you probably did. But it wasn't the act that got you so down. Didn't you feel so bad because killing him felt so good? And why shouldn't it feel good? It must feel good to God. He does it all the time. God's terrific. He dropped a roof on 34 of His worshipers last Wednesday night as they were groveling through a hymn to His majesty. Don't you think that felt good? Will Graham: Why does it feel good, Dr. Lecktor? Hannibal Lecktor: It feels good, Will, because God has power. If one does what God does enough times, one will become as God is. – Manhunter Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Will Graham: This started from an abused kid, a battered infant. There's something terrible about... Jack Crawford: You're sympathizing with this guy? Will Graham: Absolutely. My heart bleeds for him, as a child. Someone took a kid and manufactured a monster. At the same time, as an adult, he's irredeemable. He butchers whole families to pursue trivial fantasies. As an adult, someone should blow the sick fuck out of his socks. Does that sound like a contradiction to you, Jack? Does this kind of thinking make you uncomfortable? – Manhunter Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Reba McClane: Who is it? Francis Dollarhyde: It's me. Reba McClane: Who? Who is it? Francis Dollarhyde: It's me. Reba McClane: [opens the door] Oh. Francis? Francis Dollarhyde: No. Not Francis. Francis is gone. Francis is gone forever. – Manhunter Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Will Graham: I thought I had to work things out and call you after. Molly Graham: I thought I wouldn't wait. – Manhunter Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Emmy: Mother, I don't want to settle down. I want to do things, I want to invent things, I want to try things that nobody's ever tried before... I want to fly. Emmy's Mother: [sarcastic] Sure and I want to smoke and tell your father to go to hell! – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mannequin Factory Boss: You know, you could get the dummy of the week award, Switcher. Jonathan: She turned out pretty good, didn't she? Mannequin Factory Boss: I wasn't talking about her. – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jonathan: This job at Illustra is destroying your sense of humor. You gotta quit. Roxie: I'm not the one who can't deal with reality. Jonathan: Reality is very disappointing. – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roxie: I think you should see a professional. Jonathan: A professional? What do you mean, a hooker? Roxie: No, I mean a psychiatrist. Jonathan: I can't afford a psychiatrist. Roxie: Then call one of those shrinks on the radio. Jonathan: A radio shrink? They're only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials. – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Claire: Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? Jonathan: Yeah, I could use a job! Claire: What do you do? Jonathan: Anything! Claire: When can you start? Jonathan: Uh, as soon as I finish this! Claire: What is your name? Jonathan: Jonathan Switcher! Claire: You're hired! Jonathan: Thank you! It's my lucky day! – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Claire: I don't know how we're going to make this store great again. Jonathan: Looks fine to me. What time do we open? Claire: [sighs sadly] We are open. Jonathan: Oh... Well, I'm sure things will pick up by lunch. – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hollywood: I am so glad you're working here! Jonathan: You are? Hollywood: Well, of course I am, darling. I never thought they'd hire anyone stranger than me. – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Felix: Just what is your assignment here tonight, boy? Jonathan: I'm helping Hollywood with the window. Felix: Oh, the little Mary has an assistant now? Where do you people from come from? Jonathan: Ohio. Felix: [surprised] Ohio? You mean they got 'em in Ohio? – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jonathan: Hollywood, I don't know about men's thighs! They look fine to me, they really do! Hollywood: Thank you. Albert called me "cellulite city". Maybe he's right. Maybe I should have my hips lifted. – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hollywood: An artist never leaves his work unfinished. Jonathan: It looks fine to me. Hollywood: In that case, I'm a dream that once was. – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Emmy: Tonight, we'll do something different and special. Something that this store has never seen before. I just wish you didn't look so worried. Jonathan: That's easy for you to say. You're a mannequin, you'll always have work. Me, I'm gonna wind up in the nuthouse after this. I wonder if insanity is covered in the employee health plan? – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roxie: You could've decided to tell me that you wanted to stand me up. Instead, you come here to me lying with this ridiculous story! Jonathan: I'm not lying. I'm insane. – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Felix: You suspect pilferage, sir? I'd be happy to strip-search him. Mr. Richards: You people that work at night scare me. – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jonathan: [coming out of the elevator] Easy, Felix! I don't think she's armed! Felix: You can fool Rambo but it won't work with me, Switcher! My brain is quicker than... [before he can finish his sentence, the elevator doors close on him] – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jonathan: Just when I think you're real, you vanish. What's with you? What's with me? Emmy: Didn't I tell you? You're the only one who can see me like this. Jonathan: It's not exactly fair, is it? Emmy: [points to the sky] Talk to them. – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Armand: When he was making love to you, did he ever scream "Don't stop, Woody!"? [laughs] [Roxie pushes him down the escalator] Roxie: [hearing something break, alarmed] Oh, my camera! – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mrs. Thomas: Who's crying? Lupe: It's either our new vice president, the fairy... or the dummy! – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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