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Annie Montrose:
What the hell is "Project Elrond?"

Vincent Kapoor:
I had to make something up.

Annie Montrose:
But "Elrond?"

Mitch Henderson:
Because it's a secret meeting.

Annie Montrose:
How do you know that; why does Elrond mean secret meeting?

Bruce Ng:
The Council of Elrond. It's the... it's... it's... from The Lord of the Rings. It's the meeting where they decide to destroy the One Ring.

Teddy Sanders:
If we are going to call something Project Elrond, I would like my code name to be Glorfindel.

Annie Montrose:
Okay, I hate every one of you.

– The Martian  Movie Quote

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Mitch Henderson:
He's not even got to the bad parts yet.

Vincent Kapoor:
Well, let's get to the bad parts.

Bruce Ng:
We need to remove the nose LR, the windows, and the whole of panel 19.

Vincent Kapoor:
You want to take the front of the ship off?

Bruce Ng:
Sure. The nose alone is 400 kilograms.

Vincent Kapoor:
You want to send a man into space without the front of his ship?

Bruce Ng:
Well, no. We are going to have him cover it with HAB canvas. The hull is mostly there to keep air in. Mars' atmosphere is so thin, you do not need a lot of streamlining. By the time the ship is going fast enough for air resistance to matter, it'll be high enough that there will be practically no air.

Vincent Kapoor:
You want to send him into space under a tarp?

Bruce Ng:
Yes. Can I go on?

Vincent Kapoor:
NO!

– The Martian  Movie Quote

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Teddy Sanders:
I just had to explain to the President of the United States what a bureaucratic felcher is.

Mitch Henderson:
I made the mistake of typing it into Google. Don't.

– The Martian  Movie Quote

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Annie Montrose:
But if something goes wrong?

Vincent Kapoor:
Then we lose the crew.

Bruce Ng:
So what, we either have a high chance of killing one person, or a low chance of killing six people. How do we make that decision?

Vincent Kapoor:
We don't. [pointing to Teddy] He does.

Mitch Henderson:
Yeah, bullshit. It should be Commander Lewis' call.

Teddy Sanders:
We still have a chance to bring five astronauts home safe and sound. I'm not risking their lives.

Mitch Henderson:
Let them make that decision.

Teddy Sanders:
Mitch, we are going with option one.

Mitch Henderson:
You goddamn coward.

– The Martian  Movie Quote

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Melissa Lewis:
You're in Martinez's hands now.

Mark Watney:
Well... tell that asshole no barrel rolls.

– The Martian  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[opening lines]

Jerry Lewis:
You gotta do better than this for me, Abby.

Abby Greshler:
I'm an agent, Jerry. I'm not the amazing Randi.

Jerry Lewis:
I can kill. I know I can. I don't want anymore strip clubs, very hard to follow nipple tassels.

Abby Greshler:
Well, you gotta start some..look, at least no one threw up on you.

Jerry Lewis:
See to me, that doesn't make it a successful gig.

Abby Greshler:
Yeah, well its hard to sell a record act, Jerry. You're gonna have to actually start talking on stage. Can you MC? I mean, can you talk normal long enough to introduce other acts?

Jerry Lewis:
I can talk good anywhere... Except in front of people.

Abby Greshler:
Your a very funny kid, Jerry. You got a lot of potential. Wanna be an MC along with your act. I think I can book you at the Havana-Madrid, very respectable place.

Jerry Lewis:
People throw up there?

Abby Greshler:
Only in the bathroom.

Jerry Lewis:
That is respectable.

– Martin and Lewis  Movie Quote

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Abby Greshler:
[sarcastically] Goodbye, Jerry.

Jerry Lewis:
Hey, Abby?

Abby Greshler:
What?

Jerry Lewis:
Try stay out of the sun.

Abby Greshler:
Get the hell outta here.

– Martin and Lewis  Movie Quote

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Jerry Lewis:
[to Patti] They'll hate me. Why can't I just get up on stage and be funny and then get famous and then get rich? Or the rich part first. I don't care. Is that too much to ask?

Patti Lewis:
You should do it.

Jerry Lewis:
But I'm scared.

Patti Lewis:
[kisses him on his forehead] Do it anyway.

Jerry Lewis:
[looks around the house] What? And take a chance on losing all this?

Patti Lewis:
Come on, lets eat.

– Martin and Lewis  Movie Quote

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Jeanne Biegger:
I just wish they could see what I see.

Dean Martin:
I want you to stay here, in LA. My band leader has a guest house.

Jeanne Biegger:
What's gonna change?

Dean Martin:
You know how it is. What it is.

Jeanne Biegger:
I do now, although it would have been nice of you to let me know you were married when you first took me out.

Dean Martin:
Don't you read the gossip columns?

Jeanne Biegger:
I wouldn't let you be alone, you know that. Aren't you tired of being alone?

Dean Martin:
Its complicated.

Jeanne Biegger:
No, its simple. You need somebody who's always gonna be there. Who knows the truth and is never gonna lie to you. I'm just like you, Dean. I don't care about anything in this world except what's in front of me, and that's you. You've never been loved that way before, I know it.

– Martin and Lewis  Movie Quote

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Ernie Glucksman:
Dean?

Dean Martin:
Yeah. [noticing the strap on his shoulder] is that Jerry's?

Ernie Glucksman:
Yeah, well he only got the one though. Listen, I'm sorry about what happened back there.

Dean Martin:
Not your fault.

Ernie Glucksman:
How do you put up with it?

Dean Martin:
Hey, it doesn't bother me. I get paid the same whether I'm funny or whether the boy's funny.

Ernie Glucksman:
Yeah, but I mean the stomach aches. I've never seen anyone so desperate for attention. We all think it stinks.

– Martin and Lewis  Movie Quote

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Ernie Glucksman:
Yeah, I'd love to have a drink with you some night or maybe dinner? I'd like to get to know you more so I can tell the writers how to work for you better.

Dean Martin:
Nobody gets to know me better. Not even my wife.

[walks away]

– Martin and Lewis  Movie Quote

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Jerry Lewis:
Don't forget, we got dinner with Dean and Jeanne on Friday.

Patti Lewis:
Speaking of something I don't wanna do.

Jerry Lewis:
Well, get over it, cause were going. We never do anything with them anymore.

Patti Lewis:
I'm still friends with Betty. Do you have any idea how awkward this is?

Jerry Lewis:
I don't care. Dean's my best friend.

Patti Lewis:
Dean is nobody's best friend, Jerry!

Jerry Lewis:
Who stayed with me all night at the hospital, huh? My father? Lew Wasserman? No, Dean did. You don't understand these things.

Patti Lewis:
I understand better then you do. He's not gonna give you what you want. He can't. When are you gonna see that?

Jerry Lewis:
Alright, just stay out of it.

Patti Lewis:
The invitation's never gonna come...

Jerry Lewis:
Alright, that's enough! You will go to dinner with us! Dean is my friend and you will go!

– Martin and Lewis  Movie Quote

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Jeanne Martin:
[reading a newspaper article as Dean sits relaxed watching a western] "For all it's madness, there is method in the Lewis artistry". Oh, and here's the important part, [continues reading] "Mr. Martin is a competent straight man". [throws the newspaper] The Lewis artistry?

Dean Martin:
The boy is talented.

Jeanne Martin:
Why doesn't anybody see that your the spine of the act? Jerry would be nothing without you. I'll tell you one thing, there's not a woman in the world who would watch if you weren't there.

Dean Martin:
[smiles] Yeah, well, how many ten-year old kids would be watching me if Jerry wasn't there?

Jeanne Martin:
I'm glad you think this is funny! How can you let him take over!? He rolls right over you!

Dean Martin:
Hey, do me a favor, don't tell me my business, okay? He wants to be a mogul, he wants to be an artist. What do I care? I'm happy that the way things are.

Jeanne Martin:
No, you’re not!

Dean Martin:
[angrily] Now you’re gonna tell me how I feel too!? Great! Let me know when I'm hungry! Now get something to eat! [sits back down]

Jeanne Martin:
He's holding you back! You could be the next Sinatra!

Dean Martin:
I can't hear the television if you go on talking!

Jeanne Martin:
You know something, Dean? When we met, I told you there was something missing! I finally figured out what it is! You! You're missing there's just no one there!

– Martin and Lewis  Movie Quote

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[last title cards]

Title card:
Jerry Lewis went on to become an enormously successful writer, director, producer and star of his own movies, all of which were box office hits. Every year he hosts the Muscular Dystrophy Telethon, for which he has raised over a billion dollars.

Title card:
Dean Martin became a major movie star, and enjoyed a hugely successful recording career. In 1964, his recording of "Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime" knocked The Beatles out of first place. He had a hit variety show on television which lasted nine years.

Title card:
Dean and Jerry did not see each other again for twenty years, when they were briefly reunited on the 1976 telethon. They rarely saw or spoke to each other after that.

Title card:
Dean Martin died on Christmas Day, 1995.

– Martin and Lewis  Movie Quote

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Marty Piletti:
And I also want you to know that I'm having a very good time with you right now and really enjoyin' myself. You see, you're not such a dog as you think you are.

Clara:
I'm having a very good time too.

Marty Piletti:
So there you are. So I guess I'm not such a dog as I think I am.

Clara:
You're a very nice guy. I don't know why some girl hasn't grabbed you off long ago.

Marty Piletti:
Well, I don't know either. I think I'm a very nice guy. I also think I'm a pretty smart guy in my own way...You know how I figure. Two people get married and are gonna live together forty or fifty years, so it's gotta be more than whether they're just good-looking or not. Now you tell me you think you're not so good looking. Well, my father was a real ugly man but my mother adored him. She told me how she used to get so miserable sometimes — like everybody, you know? And, and she says my father always tried to understand. I used to see them sometimes when I was a kid sittin' in the living room talkin' and talkin'. And I used to adore my old man because he was always so kind. That's one of the most beautiful things I have in my life — the way my father and mother were. And my father was a real ugly man. So it doesn't matter if you look like a gorilla. You see, dogs like us, we ain't such dogs as we think we are.

– Marty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mrs. Pilletti:
(serving dinner): So, what are you gonna do tonight Marty?

Marty:
I don't know, Ma. I'm all knocked out. I may just hang around the house.

Mrs. Pilletti:
Why don't you go to the Stardust Ballroom?

Marty:
What?

Mrs. Pilletti:
I say, why don't you go to the Stardust Ballroom? It's loaded with tomatoes.

Marty:
It's loaded with what?

Mrs. Pilletti:
Tomatoes.

Marty:
(laughs) Who told you about the Stardust Ballroom, Ma?

Mrs. Pilletti:
Tommy. He say it was a very nice place.

Marty:
Oh, Thomas. Ma, it's just a big dance hall, that's all it is. I been there a hundred times. Loaded with tomatoes - boy, you're funny, Ma.

Mrs. Pilletti:
Marty, I don't want you to hang around the house tonight. I want you to go take a shave and go dance.

Marty:
(pleading) Ma, when you gonna give up? You got a bachelor on your hands. I ain't never gonna get married.

Mrs. Pilletti:
You're gonna get married.

Marty:
Ma, sooner or later, there comes a point in a man's life when he's gotta face some facts. And one fact I gotta face is that, whatever it is that women like, I ain't got it. I chased after enough girls in my life. I-I went to enough dances. I got hurt enough. I don't wanna get hurt no more. I just called up a girl this afternoon, and I got a real brush-off, boy! I figured I was past the point of being hurt, but that hurt. Some stupid woman who I didn't even want to call up. She gave me the brush. No, Ma, I don't wanna go to Stardust Ballroom because all that ever happened to me there was girls made me feel like I was a-a-a bug. I got feelings, you know. I-I had enough pain. No thanks, Ma!

Mrs. Pilletti:
Marty -

Marty:
No. I'm gonna stay home tonight and watch The Hit Parade.

Mrs. Pilletti:
(said with regret) You're gonna die without a son.

Marty:
So I'll die without a son.

Mrs. Pilletti:
Marty, put on the blue suit, huh?

Marty:
Blue suit, gray suit, I'm just a fat, little man. A fat ugly man.

Mrs. Pilletti:
You not ugly.

Marty:
I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly!

Mrs. Pilletti:
Marty -

Marty:
(He rises, agitated) Ma, leave me alone. Ma, whaddaya want from me? Whaddaya want from me? I'm miserable enough as it is. All right, so I'll go to the Stardust Ballroom. I'll put on a blue suit, and I'll go. And you know what I'm gonna get for my trouble? Heartache. A big night of heartache.

– Marty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Marty:
Don't worry about your sister. We'll get some cup of coffee and come right back. You teach chemistry. That's funny. What school?

Clara:
Benjamin Franklin High School.

Marty:
Benjamin Franklin, where's that? Brooklyn? I went to Theodore Roosevelt right up here on Fordham Road. It's right around the corner from my house. I have a cousin who's a teacher. He teaches Latin. He lives in Chicago. He was studying to be a Jesuit, but he gave it up after his first vows. I was pretty good in high school. I sound like a jerk now, but I was pretty good. I graduated with an eighty-two average. That ain't bad. I was accepted at City College. I filled out the application and everything, but my old man died, so I hadda go to work. My best class was German. That was my first language. Der, die, das -- des, der, des. There you are, I still remember...

– Marty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Marty:
You know what I was good at in high school? I was good in Math. You know how long ago I graduated high school? June, 1937. Holy cow! June, 1937! What is that? Fifteen, seventeen years ago! Holy cow! Seventeen years ago! Is that right? Seventeen, that's right. Where did it all go? I'm getting old. I'm gonna be thirty-five years old in November 8th. Thirty-five. Wow. Time goes on, boy.

– Marty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Marty:
June, 1937... that's right. My old man died December, 1937. Two o'clock in the morning he died. The doorbell rings, and I knew something was wrong right away. Because my room is on the ground floor in the front, you see, and I got outta bed, and I answered the door... There was Mr. Stern. He had a house down about a block from us. He moved out though. My old man, he used to play cards with him and some other old guys. He's a Jewish feller. So he said, "Is your mother home?" So I knew right away there was something wrong. I was only 18, exactly 18 years old, just the month before. So I said, "Is something wrong, Mr. Stern?" I was in my pajamas, you know? So he said, "Marty, your father died." My father died right in the middle of playing cards, right at the table. He had a heart attack. He had low blood pressure, my old man. He used to faint a lot, you know.

– Marty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Marty:
Boy, am I talking. I never talked so much in all my life...Well, I'm gonna shut-up now and let you get a word in. Yeah, seventeen years ago. What have I been doing with myself all that time? Well, there I go again. I must be driving you crazy. Most of the time when I'm with a girl I can't find a word to say. Well, I'm gonna shut up now and let you get a word in...There I go again. I can't stop talkin'. I'm on a jag for Pete's sakes. You'd think I was loaded...I can't stop my mouth! Isn't this stupid? (He compliments her.) You got a real nice face, you know. Really a nice face.

Clara:
Thank you.

– Marty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Admiral Boom:
Time Gun ready?

Mr. Binnacle:
Ready and charged, Sir.

Admiral Boom:
Three minutes and six seconds.

Mr. Binnacle:
Aye, aye, sir.

Bert:
[to the audience] What he's famous for is punctuality [touches his nose as he says this]. The whole world takes it's time from Greenwich. But Greenwich they say, takes it's time from Admiral Boom. [calling up to the admiral] What cheer, Admiral?

Admiral Boom:
Good afternoon to you, young man. Where are you bound?

Bert:
Number 17. Got some parties who want to see it.

Admiral Boom:
Enter that in the log.

Mr. Binnacle:
Aye, aye, sir.

Admiral Boom:
A word of advice, young man. Storm signals are up at number 17. Bit of heavy weather brewing there.

Bert:
Thank you sir! Keep an eye skinned.

– Mary Poppins  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[George and Winifred are talking about the failure of their previous nanny]

Winifred:
I'm sorry, dear, but when I chose Katie Nana, I thought she would be firm with the children. She seemed so solemn and cross.

George:
My dear, never confuse efficiency with a liver complaint.

– Mary Poppins  Movie Quote

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Jane:
[reads an ad she and Michael wrote] Wanted: a nanny for two adorable children.

George:
Adorable — well that's highly debatable, I must say.

[Jane continues reading while singing alone.]

Jane:
If you want this choice position, have a cheery disposition...

George:
Jane, I don't... [Winifred silences him.]

Jane:
Rosy cheeks, no warts...

Michael:
That's the part I put in!

Jane:
Play games all sorts. You must be kind, you must be witty; very sweet and fairly pretty...

George:
Well, of all the ridic... [Winifred silences him again.]

Jane:
Take us on outings, give us treats. Sing songs, bring sweets. Never be cross or cruel, never feed us castor oil, or gruel. Love us as a son and daughter, and never smell of barley water...

Michael:
I put that in, too.

Jane:
If you won't scold and dominate us, we will never give you cause to hate us. We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see, put toads in your bed, or pepper in your tea. Hurry, Nanny! Many thanks! Sincerely...

Michael and Jane:
Jane and Michael Banks.

– Mary Poppins  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Having seen Mary Poppins's first arrival as she's floating down from the sky.]

Michael:
Perhaps it's a witch.

Jane:
Of course not. Witches have brooms.

– Mary Poppins  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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