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[Last lines] Private: Skipper, don't you think we should tell them the boat's out of gas? Skipper: Nah, just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. – Madagascar Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Skipper: You! Quadruped! Sprechen sie Englisch? Marty: I sprechen. Skipper: What continent is this? Marty: Manhattan. Skipper: Hoover Dam! We're still in New York! Abort! Dive! Dive! Dive! Marty: Hey, wait! You in the tux! What are you guys doing? Private: We're digging to Antarctica! [Skipper slaps him] Marty: Ant-who-tica? Skipper: Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend? Do you ever see any penguins walking free around New York City? Of course not. We don't belong here, it's just not natural. This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy. We're going to the wide open spaces of Antarctica. To the wild. Marty: The wild? You can actually go there-- that's sounds great! Skipper: You didn't see anything... right? Marty: Yes, sir! I mean no, sir! – Madagascar Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The penguins are being transfered; Kowalski is looking at the label on their crate.] Skipper: Progress report. Kowalski: It's an older code, Skipper. I can't make it out. [Skipper notices the chimps in the crate next to them.] Skipper: You, higher mammal! Can you read? Mason: No, Phil can read though. Phil! [Phil appears; Kowalski gestures towards the label; Phil starts using sign language.] Mason: Ship to... Kenya... Wildlife Preserve... AFRICA! Skipper: Africa? That ain't gonna fly. Rico! [Rico vomits up a paper clip and uses it to unpick the lock on their crate] – Madagascar Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Alex: [after Melman burned the rescue beacon in panic] YOU MANIAC!!!!! YOU BURNED IT UP!!!!! DARN YOU!!!!! DARN YOU ALL TO HECK!!!!! Melman: [callously] Can we go to the fun side now? – Madagascar Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mort: I like them! I like them! Before I even met them I liked them! Julien: Yes, yes! We get it-- Mort: You HATE them compared to how much I like them-- Julien: Oh, shut up! You're so annoying! [Pause] Mort: [flattered] Hee-hee! Julien: Now, for as long as we can remember, we have been attacked, and eaten, by the dreaded fossa. Lemur 1: The fossa! The fossa are attacking! [screams and hurls himself out a window; General panic ensues] Lemur 2: (holds up a book titled "To Serve Lemur) It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook! – Madagascar Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Alex: Ow, my head! [bumps his head on the top of his crate] What the-- I'm in a box! Oh no! Not the box! Oh no, they can't transfer ME! NOT ME! I can't breathe, can't breathe! Darkness creeping in. I can't breathe. Walls closing in around me! So alone. So alone-- Marty: Alex? Alex, are you there? Alex: Marty? Marty: Yeah! Talk to me, bud! Alex: Oh, Marty, you're here! Marty: What's going on? Are you okay? Alex: This doesn't look good, Marty. Gloria: Alex, Marty, is that you? Marty: Gloria! Alex: You're here, too! Marty': I am lovin' the sound of your voice! Gloria: What is going on? Alex: We're all in crates! Gloria: Oh, no! What-- Melman: Man, sleeping just knocks me out. Alex: Melman! Gloria: Are you okay? Melman: Yeah. I often doze off while I'm getting an MRI. Alex: Melman, you're not getting an MRI! Melman: CAT scan? Alex: No! No CAT scan! It's a transfer! It's a zoo transfer! Melman: Zoo transfer?! No, I can't be transferred. I have an appointment with Dr. Goldberg at 5:00. There are prescriptions that have to be filled! No other zoo can afford my medical care, and I am NOT going HMO! Marty: Take it easy, Melman. We are gonna be o-kiz-ay! Alex: No, Marty, we're not gonna be o-kiz-ay. Now, because of you, we're ruined! Marty: Excuse me, I fail to see how this is my fault. Gloria: You're kidding, right, Marty? Alex: You! You ticked off the people! You bit the hand, Marty! You bit the hand! "I don't know who I am! I don't know who I am! I gotta go find myself in the WILD!" Marty: Hey hey. Alex: Oh please. Marty: I did not ask you to come after me did I? Melman: He does have a point. Alex: What? Melman: I did say we should have stayed at the zoo but, you guys-- Alex: Melman, just shut it! You're the one who gave him this idea in the first place! Gloria: Alex, would you just leave Melman out of this, please! Melman: Thank you, Gloria. Besides, it's not my fault that we were transferred! Gloria: Melman, shut it. Does anyone feel nauseous? Melman: I feel nauseous. Alex: Melman, you always feel nauseous. – Madagascar Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Melman: I just saw twenty-six blatant health code violations. Marty: I'm lovin' San Diego. This place is off the chizain. Melman: 27! – Madagascar Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[First lines] Skipper: OK. Wind her up, boys! It's Monte Carlo or bust. Struts. Kowalski: Check. Skipper: Flaps. Kowalski: Check. Skipper: Diamonds and gold. Kowalski: Check. Skipper: We'll be back from our gambling spree in a couple weeks. All: Bye! Skipper: Or whenever the gold runs out. Marty: Buh-bye! Melman: Good-bye. Alex: All right! We'll be waiting for you! Skipper: Just kidding! We're never coming back! Alex: Sorry! What was that? Skipper: Initiate warp drive. Alex: Did they just say they were never coming back? Guys? Marty? Marty: Oh, goody, you're here! Why don't you just chew on this? I'm hungry. Melman: Ow, I'm just messing with you. I lost all feeling in this thing years ago. [Laughs, snoring] Alex: Melman, why do you look like that? Gloria: Well, look who's talking. Alex: Gloria? Why are you guys so... elderly? Gloria: Now, when was the last time you looked in the mirror? Alex: What? No! Marty: Wake up! Wake up, Ally-Al! Wake up! Alex: Marty! Marty, it was horrible. Marty: That same nightmare again, huh? Alex: We were stuck here in Africa, and we were all super-old and wrinkly... Well, I aged well, but the rest of you looked terrible! Marty: Relax, Alex. 'Cause I got a surprise for you! Alex: Is it the penguins? :Have they come to take us home? Marty: Nope. But it's the next best thing. Alex: Another day bites the dust. Marty: Come on, now! Watch it. Watch yourself. Small divots! Sorry, little incline there. Back up this hill. A low-hanging branch, then just over this bluff and voila! Happy birthday, pal! Alex: Whoa. Wow! New York City. Gloria and Melman: Surprise! Alex: Gloria! You're the Statue of Liberty! Gloria: Bring me your huddled masses, baby! Alex: And, Melman, you're the Brooklyn Bridge! Melman: Actually, I'm the Triborough Bridge. Alex: Wow! You guys made this? Marty: Yeah. From memory! From crazy, obsessive memory. Alex: Hey! Fifth Avenue... with no traffic! There's Times Square, with its modern-day corporate lack of character. Nine Duane Reades on the same street! And the zoo. Wow, our home. Look! There's a little me. And little all of us-es! Kids: Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex: Roar! Marty: Oh, no! Alex: You guys. You've both made and ruined my day. Gloria: Make a wish, sweetheart. [Alex blows out the candle] King Julien': Ta-da! Your wish has come true! Mort: Oh, yay! My tummy is speaking to me! Alex: Oh, gross! King Julien: I wouldn't eat that side of the cake if I were you. Gloria: Alex, what was your wish? Alex: I wished we could go home. I mean, don't get me wrong. I love this. But it's not the real thing. Marty: That's because it's a mud model, Alex. It's not actually New York. I hope that was clear. Alex: What are we doing? Here we are relying on the penguins to come back for us. But... we should just go to Monte Carlo and get them. Melman: How do a lion, a zebra, a giraffe and a hippo walk into a casino in Monte Carlo? Marty: I don't know. Ask the rabbi! Melman: Hey, I'm serious. Alex: Come on! We can do it! We can do anything! It's us! Marty: We're us! Alex: Yeah, that's right. We've gone halfway around the world! Compared with that, Monte Carlo's just a hop, skip and a swim away! Melman: Yeah. Alex: To home. Marty: Home! Melman: Home. Gloria: Home. King Julien': Cheeseburger. Alex: Tell you what, bet those penguins will be glad to see us. Marty: Yeah, they're probably bored out of their minds! Skipper: [Having a pillow fight with the other penguins] You all pillow fight like little girls! [Rico hits Skipper hard with a pillow, feathers fly out] Chimichanga! These pillows are filled with baby birds! – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The gang looks at a European coastline.] Melman: [gargles] There it is, the casino. Alex: What? Melman: [takes off his snorkel] There it is, the casino. Alex: [gargles] Perfect, that's where we'll find the penguins. Marty: What? Alex: [takes off his snorkel] I said, "Perfect, that's where we'll find the penguins." [Marty gargles] Gloria: [takes off her snorkel] What? [Marty takes off his snorkel and continues gargling] Alex: Shh! Come on, guys. Operation - Penguin Extraction does not include levity. We can't draw attention to ourselves. We're invisible. I'm talking really, really quiet. – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Alex: Okay. Phase 1 - we break into the casino, grab the penguins, and get them to take us back to New York in the Monkey-Powered Super Plane! Marty: Check. Alex: Phase 2 - we chew out the penguins for abandoning us in Africa. Melman: Check. Alex: Phase 3 - we apologize to the penguins for overly harsh chewing outing, but we've gotten our point across. Phase 4 - back to New York City. Gloria: Yes! Melman: I like it! Alex: All right, we take these ventilation ducts to the crawlspace above the casino where we find the penguins. We just need to figure out which duct each of us should take. – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Alex: Now, they're not gonna let animals on to the casino floor, so expect some kind of disguise. Marty: Look at that! That is one ugly, mug-ugly lady! That is roach-killing ugly! Alex: That's not a lady. That's the King of Versailles. And that's not the King of Versailles. That's the chimps. And the chimps are like smoke. And where there's smoke, there's fire. And by fire, I mean the penguins! Mason: King of Versailles wins again. Skipper: I say we let it ride. Then we'll pick up the hippies and fly back to New York in style. Kowalski: Can we buy an Airbus A-380? Skipper: Solid gold, baby! Kowalski: Sir! A solid gold plane wouldn't be able to fly. Skipper: Kowalski, we'll be rich! The rules of physics don't apply to us. Let it ride! Mason: Right-o! Alex: OK. In exactly 2 minutes and 17 seconds, the lemurs will cut the power. King Julien: Now? Maurice: No. King Julien': Okay? Maurice: No. King Julien': Now? Maurice: No. Alex: I drop down, grab the penguins. You crank me up, and we are out of here. Marty: Let me drop down! I'll grab the penguins! Alex: You don't have fingers, Marty. Julien': Now, do it? Maurice: No, no! Alex: These are things a leader has to think of. Marty: Why should you be the leader? Why not me? Alex: 'Cause I'm the phase tracker! The king is letting it ride. Marty: How did I get phased out? Alex: You're part of a phase. A phase isn't something you own, it's something you're in. Skipper: That's it. Marty: Who voted you Grand Phase Master anyway? Alex: Me! I voted me! 'Cause I'm the leader! Mason: Black! Skipper: That's it, baby! Julien': Now? Maurice: No! Mason: The King of Versailles wins it all! Melman: Maybe I should be in charge. Gloria: Melman! Melman: I am a doctor. King Julien': Now! Maurice: No. Marty: Why can't we all be leaders? Gloria: Enough! I'm gonna lead. Mason: What's new, pussycat? Skipper: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Alex: Marty, what phase are we at? Marty: Uh, (I think...) phase 3: apologize! Alex: Right. Oh, man, we are so sorry. Skipper: Well, apology accepted. Let's roll! Alex: Marty, we skipped Phase 2: we didn't chew them out! Marty: Don't look at me. I'm just following the leader! (Besides, we ruin their gambling.) [scenes Cut to Maurice and Mort are ringing clock] Maurice: Now! Julien': I'm a bit busy right now. Maurice: JUST PULL THE SWITCH!!! Julien': Okay, fine. [Turn lights out and Light on] Alex: What the heck is going on with the lights? King Julien': Yo, tell me what you want What you really, really want I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want... Gloria: What are you doing?! Come on! [Mort light off] Hotel Security: Initiate lock-down! And get me Capitaine Dubois from Animal Control! – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dubois: [humming, phone rings, answers phone] Speak. Oui. A zebra? A hippo? A giraffe? A LION?!?! When I was 7, I strangled my first parrot, flushed my first goldfish, punched my first snake. Now I have finally reached the moment I have been preparing for my entire life. The pinnacle of my career - to hunt the king of the beasts! Alex: Oh, no. Skipper: Lockdown, eh? Melman: What do we do? Gloria: All right, everybody, stand back. I got this one. [does so, but fails] Never mind. Skipper: Well, you only get one chance at a first impression. [whistles and car arrives] Alex: What just happened? Gloria: Where are we? What is this? Skipper: We call it the Luxury Assault Recreational Vehicle. Toy: The car goes vroom-vroom! Skipper: Step on it, boys! Hotel Security: Captain DuBois, I am so happy to see you! You will not believe-- DuBois: [grabs the hotel owner and angrily slaps him with his hand] Get back, you fool! Your cheap cologne is obscuring the animal musk! Hotel Security: Oh, my face! [falls to the ground after DuBois lets go of him] Dubois: Poor, poor animals. You should never have left the forest. Now you deal with me. – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Vitaly: Which one of you is leader? [Marty points at Alex] Tell your comrades there is 1 rule we do not break! Alex: Thou shall say it, and not spray it? Vitaly: NYET! Circus owner no allow stowaways! – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
King Julien XIII: [when on a train; sniffs] Hey, this is not First Class. Maurice: Definitely coach. Mort: [scarily] La, la la... La, la la... La, la la King Julien': Mort! Stop it! [Mort giggles] – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Julien: [to Sonya the Bear] Hey, gorgeous. Has anyone ever told you that you look like a supermodel? Albeit a fat hairy one who smells? [Sonya eats him and pulls him out by his tail] WHOA! [Sonya puts him on her back] You have a very furry back. I love that in a woman. – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[DuBois gets cuffed by an Italian cop after high-jacking their scooters] Italian Cop #1: You are in-a big trouble! [DuBois shoots the cop with tranquilizer, knocking him out] Italian Cop #2: Now, you're really in-a big trouble! [DuBois tranquilizes that cop] Italian Cop #3: Now, you're really REALLY in-a big trouble! [DuBois tranquilizes that cop] Italian Cop #4: I'm-a new! [DuBois tries to tranquilize that cop, but is out of darts] – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Stefano: OK! Strike up the band! Marty: You have a band? Stefano: Prepare to be blown away! Alex: Blow me away! Stefano: Here we go! Look at this. Whoa! Hey! It's nice to be... Alex: Yay... Stefano: Hey! Whoa! How do dogs do that? Get on with it! Stupido! Skipper: Well, that was worth the price of admission. [eat popcorn] Jonesy: Watch it, mate! Stefano: Who's from Cincinnati? Alex: Stefano, you know "blown away" means good, right? Stefano: Don't worry. The big finale is coming up! Give me a downbeat! Look at this! Alex: Oh, no. No, this is not happening. Dubois: You have a deal, mi amigo. Stefano: It's good, no? Yes, go out and get food and come back! Marty: Deep breaths. You're in a happy place. It's all good. Mason: There's an angry mob outside, and they're demanding their money back! Skipper: I think we all know the right thing to do. Alex: Come on, come on! Marty: Come on! Hurry up! Alex: Hop on the train! Come on, guys! Stefano: Mamma Mia! Gloria: Hurry up! Stefano: Grazie, Alice. Just throw us the money! – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Policemen 1: That's it! I'm going in. Policemen 2: Stop! It's too dangerous! Policemen 3: Don't be a hero! DuBois: Lion. 12 hours old. Two hundred and fifty kilograms. Glossy mane. Too much conditioner. Stupid bozos! Hello, kitty! So, you ran away with the circus. What a cliche. Skipper: What a dump! If they want to attract a decent sports team, they should bulldoze this rat trap and invest in a new arena. Alex: The Colosseum, Marty! The original theater-in-the-round. My ancestors used to perform here. Marty: No kidding! Alex: Yeah. Every show had a captive audience. Apparently, they killed. Marty: Sounds like a great gig! Stefano: Trenta minuti, everybody! Trenta minuti! This is so exciting! Alex: Remember, we just lay low. Stay out of the way. Let them do their thing. Marty: Aw, Would you look at this? You gotta go back in your momma's belly, 'cause you're too cute to be out here in the real world. Frankie: Oi! Naff off, you Muppet! Marty: Whoa! What the...? Alex: Marty, they're professionals. Come on. Marty: You look gorgeous! Alex: All right, animals! We may be your new owners, but we don't want to reinvent the circus wheel here, so just go out, do what you do! Just think of this as a fun warm-up for that promoter in London. Right, Marty? Mar... Marty? Marty: I want to be a circus horse! Esperanza: We could paint you white! Esmeralda: And then paint you pink! Marty: Awesome! Alex: Not laying very low, are we, Marty? Stefano: Sonya! Where is the bear? Sonya! We're about to start! Alex: Hey, Vitaly! Got your game face on. Good game face. What is that cat's problem? "I'm a mean Russian cat who isn't nice to anybody." Melman: Hey, honey, look! Look, I'm doing it! Alex: Guys, stop fooling around. Melman: We're just having a little fun. Alex: Let's let these animals do their show. Marty: Ta-da! [sings the circus song while wearing a rainbow Afro and polka-dot paint] ? Da da da-da-da-da-da da, circus! Da da da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro! Circus, Afro, Circus, Afro, polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro! ? Alex: Really? Stefano: Sonya!? Where's Sonya the bear? – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Skipper: Kowalski, signal the chimps to meet us at the rendezvous point with the Super Plane. Hotel Ambassador. Let's move it! Melman: Whoo-hoo. Ow! Huh. DuBois: Voila. Giraffe at twelve o'clock. Melman: Guys, we've got a tail. Julien: Paparazzi! Skipper: Pedal to the metal, Private. Julien: Don't take any photos, please! Hi! Here I am! Don't take... any... photos. Mort: No more pictures! Skipper: Medic! Skipper: ETA to rendezvous point? Kowalski: 2 minutes, 37 seconds, sir. Skipper: Man your battle stations! Alex: Hey! Wait! Nobody's at the wheel! Get back there! Negative on the driver! There's no driver! Gloria: Help! Nobody's driving! Oh, no! We're going to die! Skipper: Don't just sit there, fancy pants. Grab the wheel! Alex: Are you kidding? I don't drive. I'm a New Yorker! Marty: Move over, Miss Daisy! Alex: What are you doing? Zebras can't drive! Only penguins and people can drive. Marty: What do all these buttons do? [Turns the radio on and plays "Any Way You Want It" by Journey] Melman: Alex! Skipper: Nice one, Stripes! Maurice: Crazy woman gaining! Skipper: Our Omega-3 slick will take them down. Private, activate! She's good! Kowalski, Intel. Kowalski: Sir, we have a serious problem. Captain Chantal Dubois, Monaco Animal Control. Perfect case record. Alex: You're going the wrong way, Marty! Marty: Just call me Marty-o Andretti. Alex: No. You're Sucky-o Andretti! Marty: Stop backseat driving! Alex: I'm passenger-seat driving. Give me the wheel. Marty: It's not a wheel, it's my baby! Alex: Your hoofs aren't meant to be on a wheel! Marty: Hey! Too late for you to drive! Alex: Don't look at me! Don't look at me when we argue! Look at the road! Marty: [suddenly notices Dubois is right next to them] Be cool, be cool! [to Dubois] Hi, Officer. Is there a problem? Alex: Hi. Melman: Watch out! Skipper: We need more power. Time to fire up Kowalski's nucular reactor. Gloria: That's a nuclear reactor? Skipper: Nucular. Melman: She's on the roof! Kowalski: But, sir, it's not ready. The control rods will have to be calibrated. And don't even ask me about the Uranium-238 blanket. Skipper: Okay. Alex: OK, Marty, we lost her! Maybe you can slow down now. Marty: I can't! There's no brakes! Skipper: No brakes? Way to commit, soldier. Alex: Let's get out of here! Gloria: Go, go, go! Move! Now! Julien: Hey, where's everybody going? I'm flying! I'm flying! I'm the first flying monkey! Mort: Oh, yay! Marty: That's our ticket out of here! Melman: Yeah, baby! – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Alex: Everybody, on the monkey chain! Skipper: Deploy banana gun! Alex: Grab the little guys! Toss them up! Let's go! Go, go, go! Go! Marty: Faster, faster, faster! Come on! Alex: Come on, Melman! Melman: Yeah! Gloria: Melman! [Monkeys grabs On Alex’s feet and hold on Melman leg] Melman: Ah! My neck! Skipper: Put your backs into it! Double banana overtime! Serpentine! Serpentine! Julien: Hey, this lady's really starting to freak me out. Fix it, Mort. [Mort falls in DuBois' jacket] Alex: Hold this. Marty: Alex, be careful! She's crazy! Alex: You think, Marty?! [Mort comes out and land on Melman’s neck. Alex cut rope And DuBois fall in the water] Alex: That's right! Home free, baby! Melman: I can breathe! Alex: Au revoir, Dubois! DuBois: Well played, lion. Game on. – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Stefano: Wow! Circus americano! You must all be very famous! Alex: Yeah, we... Gloria: Absolutely. Alex: We're relatively well known... Marty: But Alex is really the star. Alex: Well, I'm not... I wouldn't say "star." More like... well, star. Stefano: What is your act, Alice? Alex: Well... I basically, uh, I jump up on my rock... Gia: Rock? Alex: Yeah. It's a very high... rock. Melman: A really high rock! Stefano: And then? Alex: And then, well, I roar like... like a serious "Rawrrr!" Stefano: And then? Alex: And then I jump off the rock. Stefano: And then?! Alex: And then... And then what? Gia: That is all? Gloria: Into a pool! Marty: Full of water! Melman: Full of cobras! Alex: Actually, it appears like I'm jumping in to a pool... Melman: With cobras! Alex: Aquatic cobras. For effect. But I actually pull up at the last second. Stefano: Pull up? Alex: Yeah. Stefano: How do you do that?! Melman: Wire harness! Gloria: Balloons! Marty: Jet pack! Alex: I flip off the wire harness, ignite my jet pack, and then toss balloons to the children of the world. Kids love it. Kids always love that. Stefano: Is this like the trapeze? Alex: Yes! Trapeze! Exactly! Stefano: Wow! Trapeze americano! Hey, I have a great idea! Maybe you come with us to Roma! Hey, Vitaly is just playing around. He is good, no? Alex: Yeah, thanks. Thanks. But we're gonna get off at the next stop so we can get back to America. Stefano: That is such a coincidence! Because we're going... going to... Let me finish! We're going to America, as well! Melman: What?! Alex: America? Gloria: Going to America? Marty: What? Stefano: Si. Alex: Wow? When? Stefano: After Roma, we go to London. And then a big-time promoter will see us and then send us to New York. Alex: They're going to New York! Gia: Well, only if he likes what he sees. Alex: New York? Seriously? That's our home. That's where we live. Stefano: Isn't that fun? Marty: Could we go with you? Stefano: Sure! You can bunk with Vitaly! Alex: Whoa! Stefano: Or not. Vitaly: Nyet! Stefano: Oh, no. I don't think Vitaly likes that idea. What's he gonna do? Vitaly: Which one of you is leader? [Marty points at Alex] Tell your comrades there is 1 rule we do not break! Alex: Thou shall say it, and not spray it? Vitaly: NYET! Circus owner no allow stowaways! Skipper: I hear you, Russki. Although, the circus owner may allow stowaways if the stowaways just happen to be the owners. [pauses]Riddle me that. Vitaly: What is sharply dressed little birdie talking about? Skipper: Show 'em, boys. Circus Master: You have a deal, mi amigo. I am sure this circus will bring you great success! I guess this is good-bye and good luck! Melman: What do we know about owning a circus? Alex: Nothing. But it's our only shot at getting home. Skipper: You better know what you're doing. You're risking Private's community college fund. Private: I'll never be president. – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[in an Italian prison, the Comandante and two guards walk into Dubois' cell, where DuBois seems to be asleep in bed] Comandante: Captain Chantal DuBois, get up! You are going back to Monte Carlo under maximum security. [no response; Comandante silently orders one of the guards to uncover the sheets, revealing a bunch of pillows] What?! It's just a pillow! Guard: That's the oldest trick in the book, Comandante! Every Bambino in-a Italy knows-a that one! Comandante: [shoves the pillow into the arms of the guard] Maybe, but do the know about the old escape hole behind the innocent-looking poster?! [tears the poster off the wall, only to reveal that DuBois had drawn arrows, a kissing mark and the word "Stupido" on a mirror with lipstick] Or the really old "I'm-a gonna hide up in the ceiling" trick!? [blindly shoots at the ceiling with his gun, plaster falls and hits him on the head] Guard: [whistles and points to a whole under DuBois' bed] Comandante: Of course! The secret-a tunnel under the bed! Get this thing out of the way! [the guards move the bed, revealing the "escape tunnel"] Let's go! [as Comandante and the two guards jump into the hole, it's revealed the DuBois was really hiding in the bed as she cut a hole out with a knife] This tunnel is a dead end! Guard: There's nothing but bed-springs and a mattress's stuffing down here! [DuBois leaves the cell and slams the door] Comandante: Was that the sound of a cell door closing? Dubois: Voila! Comandante: Was that the sound of my HP printer printing? – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gia: Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Gia, the trapeze-flying jaguar! And there she go. The triple-flip roll with a double leap, and... What are you doing?! Alex: That's just paper. Gia: Were you spying on me? Alex: No! I just came by to say that I don't want you to think... l don't want you to think of me as some sort of authority figure. Don't worry. l don't. Gia: You don't? Alex: Not at all. Gia: Well, the other circus animals might find me a bit intimidating. No. Nobody is intimidated at all by you. Alex: Oh, good stuff. Good. Good news. Gia: In fact, I do not think they have given you a second thought since you showed up. Alex: That's good to hear. Gia: If anything, they're starting to feel sorry for you. Alex: OK, I get it. OK? Gia: Is there more? Alex: I just wanted to thank you for letting us get on the train back there. I know the big cat with the accent... ...wasn't so excited about us getting on. Gia: Look, lion guy. This circus means everything to us. And if you do anything that threatens this circus, you will have to answer to me. Capisce? Alex: Uh, capisce, cool. Trust me, we're cool. Marty: You call this laying low? Julien: Faster! Faster! Dubois: Where there is circus, there is lion, and when in Rome... Viva la France! Policemen 3: Halt! Julien: Come on, my hairy queen. We'll do doughnuts in the Pantheon. – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Stefano: There was a time when Circus Zaragoza, we were a great circus! Numero uno in all the Europa! And Vitaly... he was the biggest star of us all. He was fearless. Taking risks. Always new. He jump through the hoop like he could fly! Vitaly: Stefano, make the hoop smaller. Stefano: Like this? Vitaly: Smaller. Stefano: Like this? Vitaly: Good! Stefano: It had never been done before because it was physically impossible! And the people... they loved it! Offstage Voices: Viva Vitaly! Vitaly: Smaller! Stefano: And the hoop, she got smaller! Like the ring on a finger of the tiniest lady with the slimmest of fingers. Offstage Voices: Bravo, Vitaly! Stefano: He would not stop pushing. And one fateful day, he push too far! Vitaly: Light the hoop on fire! Stefano: He fly too close to the sun and he got burned, literally. The extra virgin olive oil is extra flammable. And he lost everything. His wife, she run off with a musician. He lost his dignity… his fame… his passion… and his fur. And when it grow back, it is less soft. More like a prickly beard. Scusi. Vitaly! [Vitaly growling] Nothing! His only passion now is the borscht. Alex: Whoa. Stefano: He was our inspiration. So when he lost his passion, well... as Vitaly goes, so goes the circus. This is why we need your help. Alex: What sort of help? Stefano: You can teach us to do new circus. Americano style! We find a new passion. Make a new show, and we go all the way to the US and A! (1 sec.) –A! I know. It is stupido idea. We are a lost cause. Alex: No, no, this isn't stupido. This could work! Stefano: What? Alex: What you just said. Stefano: What? Alex: The idea you said. 2 seconds ago. Stefano: What? Alex: Your "stupido" idea! Stefano: It could? Alex: Stefano, you're a genius! Stefano: No, no, no, no. I am only average intelligence. Some say I'm even slightly below. Alex: We are gonna rethink everything anybody's ever known about circus! l call it Phase 4-7B, wherein, in order to get home, we will come up with something fresh, something amazing, something brand-new! Fresh, never before seen! Off the chain! Something that'll blow that circus promoter away! – Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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