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[Tiger is convinced the Boogeyman is hiding in his closet]

Major Payne:
[Facing closet] He in there? [Tiger nods; Payne unloads several rounds into the closet] If he's still in there he ain't happy!

[Tiger excitedly runs out into the hallway and looks at Emily]

Tiger:
Major Payne just terminated that Bad man with extreme prejudice! And if he's still in there, he ain't happy!

Major Payne  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Major Payne:
Here I got somethin' for ya. [puts a piece of metal in Emily's hand]

Emily:
What is it?

Major Payne:
A bullet. It's somethin' special. It's from my heart.

Emily:
Really? Well, where did you get it?

Major Payne:
From my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife.

Major Payne  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[the entire Madison Squad is collected after their brawl with Wellington and former Madison cadet, Dotson, whom Williams knock out cold as retribution to injuring Alex.]

Lt. Col. at the Games:
This is unsatisfactory. I demand the entire Madison Squad be disqualified from the final competition.

Col. Braggart:
Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance.

Lt. Col. at the Games:
That's not enough. Look at them, these animals are so pathetic that even their own commander didn't even show up.

[Just then Major Payne arrives on the scene]

Major Payne:
Ain't no need for name calling.

[Stone and Williams look at Major Payne. Emily walks out of the Madison tent as he walks over to the stand to be with the Madison Cadets]

Col. Braggart:
Major Payne, what are you doing here? I was told you were away on an important assignment.

Major Payne:
What could be more important than having my boys winning this here competition? I suggest we get this party started. Is that OK with you Col.?

Col. Braggart:
Cadets I'm pleased to announce the top two rated squads that will compete for first and second place in the Parade Drill Competition. Wellington Academy and Madison Academy.

[The Lt. Col. put his hands in his face in embarrassment, as he had hope to have disqualified Madison for the brawl with Wellington and was stopped by Major Payne]

Major Payne  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Malcolm X:
[about the disciples of Christ] What color were they?

Chaplain Gill:
Well, I don't think we know that for certain.

Malcolm X:
But they were Hebrews, were they not?

Chaplain Gill:
That's right.

Malcolm X:
As was Jesus. Jesus was also a Hebrew.

Chaplain Gill:
Why don't you just ask your question.

Malcolm X:
What color were the original Hebrews?

Chaplain Gill:
I have told you that we don't know that for certain.

Malcolm X:
Then you can't believe for certain that Jesus was white.

Chaplain Gill:
Just... Just a moment. Just a moment. God is white. [pointing to a painting of a white Jesus hanging on the wall] Isn't it obvious?

Malcolm X:
Well, that [nodding to the painting] is obvious, but we don't know if it's obvious that God is white. The honorable Elijah Muhammad teaches us that Jesus did not have blond hair and blue eyes. The honorable Elijah Muhammad teaches us that the images of Jesus that are on prison walls and churches throughout the world are not historically correct because history teaches us that Jesus was born in a region where the people had color. There's proof in the very Bible you ask us to read, in Revelations, first chapter, verse fourteen and fifteen, that Jesus had hair like wool and feet the color of brass.

Chaplain Gill:
Now just... just what are you saying?

Malcolm X:
I'm not saying anything; I'm proving to you that Jesus was not, and I might quote one of my Indian brothers, he was not a pale-face.

Chaplain Gill:
[pensively] Uh-huh.

Malcom X:
Amen.

Chaplain Gill:
Isn't that interesting.

Malcolm X  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Coed:
Mr. X, I've read some of your speeches and I honestly believe a lot of what you say has truth to it. I have a good heart. I'm a good person despite my whiteness. What can the good white people like myself, who are not prejudiced, or racist, what can we do to help the cause?

Malcolm X:
Nothing.

Malcolm X  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Report #1:
Malcolm, you said on your trip abroad you sensed a feeling of great brotherhood.

Malcolm X:
As I recall, I pointed out that while I was in Mecca making the pilgrimage, I spoke about the brotherhood that existed at all levels among all people, all colors who had accepted the religion of Islam. I pointed out that what it had done, Islam, for those people despite their complexion differences, that it would probably do America well to study the religion of Islam and perhaps it could drive some of the racism from this society. Muslims look upon themselves as human beings, as part of the human family and therefore look upon all other segments of the human family as part of that same family. Today my friends are black, brown, red, yellow and white.

Reporter #8:
Malcolm, are you prepared to go to the United Nations at this point and ask that charges be brought against the United States for its treatment of the American Negroes?

Malcolm X:
Oh yes. [the audience applauds] The audience will have to be quiet. Yes, as I pointed out that during my trip that nations, African nations, Asian, Latin nations look very hypocritical when they stand up in the UN condemning South Africa and saying nothing about the racist practices that are manifested everyday against Negroes in this society. I would be not a man if I didn't do so. I wouldn't be a man.

...

Reporter #2:
One of your more controversial remarks was a call for black people to get rifles and form rifle clubs sometime back. Do you still favor that for self-defense?

Malcolm X:
I don't see why that should be controversial. I think that if white people found themselves victim of the same kind of brutality that black people in this country face, and they saw that the government was either unwilling or unable to protect them, that the intelligence on the part of the whites would make them get some rifles and protect themselves.

Reporter #2:
What about the guns, Malcolm?

Malcolm X:
Has the white man changed since I went away? Have you put up your guns? The day you stop being violent against my people will be the day I tell folks to put away their guns.

Malcolm X  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brodie:
You have my Punisher War Journal #6, my copy of "Fletch" and the remote control to my TV. Now, I know it's going to be hard to give this stuff up because of it's sentimental attachment--

Rene:
Sentimental attachment? Look, if I have any of that crap it's because you brought it over to my house and left it there.

Brodie:
Okay, then let's talk about coming up with a schedule for visitation rights.

Rene:
For what?

Brodie:
For the mall. I figure you can take the odd days, I'll take the even days and weekends. When there's any special feature like a sidewalk sale--

Rene:
Brodie, Brodie--

Brodie:
--or a boat show--

Rene:
Brodie! I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you asked me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse", I said "Okay". When we were at that hotel prom night and you asked me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even when we were at my grandmother's funeral when you told most of my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let it slide. [Grabs Brodie by the ear] But if you think I'm gonna suffer any more of your shit with a smile now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious fucking disappointment.

Mallrats  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[in elevator]

Brodie:
What the hell gives at the cover boy?

Rene:
None of your damn business, [slaps Brodie with shopping bag] but he'd probably kick your ass if he knew what you just pulled.

Brodie:
Are you insane?! The guy looks like a date rapist! Is that my jacket?

Rene:
Brodie, start the elevator.

Brodie:
No! Not until you tell me what the deal is with you and the Sperminator out there! How long has this been going on!?

Rene:
Since I finally mustered the good sense to send you packing! He's a much more suitable companion any day.

Brodie:
Are you nuts?! The guy's pure testosterone! He's a walking hard-on just looking for a hole!

Rene:
I'm in need of testosterone after babysitting you and your comic book collection! I forgot what real men were like!

Mallrats  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brodie:
Here you are now, a legend in the field, probably had a slew of woman since her. Am I right?

Stan Lee:
Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. As a matter of fact, last time I looked I was way ahead.

Brodie:
Damn, that's hot!

Mallrats  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brodie:
Look, if I have any kind of glow it's because I just got laid. I would look the same had I banged anyone in that elevator... present company excluded.

T.S.:
Deny it all you want. I think that you're too proud to admit that you want her back.

Brodie:
I suddenly want something very bad to happen to you.

T.S.:
What is your problem? I don't understand

[Gwen suddenly approaches T.S. from behind and accidentally elbows her in her chest and she falls to the ground in pain]

T.S.:
Gwen! I'm sorry, I didn't even know it was you.--

Gwen:
You fucker!

[In retaliation, Gwen hits T.S. in the groin with her shopping bag and he goes down]

Brodie:
See, that's what you get for fucking with me. [Gwen gets up and Brodie kicks T.S. while he's still down] Sorry , Gwen. He didn't mean to hit you.

Gwen:
He's got a funny way of showing it by elbowing me in my freaking tit. [she also kicks T.S.] Why the hell are you glowing?

Brodie:
I'm not glowing. All right!

Mallrats  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Silent Bob is trying to levitate a cigarette]

T.S.:
What's he doing?

Jay:
Shit Head here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since then, he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. The crazy fuck thinks he can levitate shit with his thoughts.

[slaps the cigarette out of Silent Bob's hand]

Jay:
Knock it off.

Brodie:
The Force is strong with this one.

Jay:
Dude, don't encourage him.

Brodie:
So, I was just telling T.S. here that we needed to find Jay and Silent Bob. If there's anybody who can help us, it's the two guys who have even less to do than us.

Jay:
What is this shit? Everybody's looking for us today. We're ducking Tricia 'cause she wants to talk to Obi-Wan here about her video setup.

Brodie:
Why him?

Jay:
Silent Bob's an electrical genius. He won the science fair in the eighth grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit. Motherfucker's like McGyver--no, motherfucker's better than McGyver! [he knocks the cigarette from Silent Bob's hand again] Knock it off!

Mallrats  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brodie:
[regarding Mr. Svenning] After all he's done to you, you should still kinda stick it to him.

T.S.:
How do you propose I do that?

Brodie:
You stinkpalm him.

T.S.:
What's a stinkpalm?

Brodie:
You take your hand and stick it in your ass like this. You been walkin' all day and you're nervous, so no doubt you'll be sweaty as hell.

T.S.:
You should see yourself right now, a grown man with his hand down his pants.

Brodie:
Yeah I probably look like my old man. So you shake hands with the guy, "Hello Mr. Svenning how have you been?"

T.S.:
What's the point?

Brodie:
You know how long it takes for that smell to come off? Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for at least two days. How does he explain it to his colleagues and family? They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly.

T.S.:
Meanwhile you yourself are left with a hand that smells like shit.

Brodie:
Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.

Mallrats  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jay:
You're fucking kidding me! The Easter bunny did this?!

Brodie:
All I said was that the Easter bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down.

Jay:
He's fucking dead!

Brodie:
Oh, let it go, he's under a lot of pressure.

[T.S. and Gwen approach them]

T.S.:
What the hell happened?

Jay:
The guy in the Easter bunny suit kicked his ass.

Brodie:
I had it coming.

Jay:
Fuck all that shit. Come on, Silent Bob.

[Jay and Silent Bob leave]

T.S.:
What really happened?

Brodie:
The proprietor of Fashionable Male beat a rain check into my stomach.

Gwen:
Shannon Hamilton?

T.S.:
You know that guy?

Gwen:
I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable.

T.S.:
What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?

Brodie:
Sounds like his M.O.

Mallrats  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brodie:
You know about this game show they got going on here? We need you guys to somehow ensure that it doesn't happen.

Jay:
Is that it? We were gonna do that anyway.

Brodie:
Really? Why?

Jay:
What else are we gonna do? Silent Bob stole the schematics from some foolish carpenter and found a weakness just like the fucking Death Star. You knock this crossbeam out and fucking bickety-bam! The whole stage comes crashing down.

Brodie:
Well we were thinking of something simple, but, hey, if you want to destroy the stage, we're all for that.

Mallrats  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brandi:
Suitor Number Three, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake, or a jackhammer?

Gill:
Definitely a jackhammer. I'm in there with some pressure, and when I'm done you're not the same as before. You're changed.

Brodie:
Where do you come up with this shit?! That is the cheesiest response to an honest question I've ever heard! I saw you kiss and it wasn't even anything like that!

Gill:
Who the hell did you see me kiss?

Brodie:
Some dude backstage. I don't know who he was, but he seemed unimpressed.

Gill:
I didn't kiss any guy backstage. I swear! I'm not gay.

Brodie:
Hey, suitor-ette, this guy's a homo-phobe! You heard how repulsed he sounded! Is this the kind of guy you wanna spend a vacation with, this hate-monger?

Gill:
I don't hate gay people!

Brodie:
So you love them?

Gill:
Yes! I mean, no.

Brodie:
Textbook closet case. Self-loather. Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality.

Mallrats  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[the videotape of Shannon having sex with Tricia is playing on the big screen, with cheesy 70s porno music in background]

Shannon:
Yeah, who's your favorite new kid? Yeah, call me Joey. Oh, come on. Don't make me get loose. Yeah, that's right. Call me Donnie. Oh, girl. Please don't go.

Jay:
God damn, this is one wacky game show.

Brodie:
[to the cops] Hey! That girl's only 15!

[cops focus their attention on Shannon]

Shannon:
Ah, 15? I thought she was 36! [as he is being arrested] Come on, guys. Tell me you wouldn't have popped her.

Mallrats  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Polhaus:
[lifting the fake falcon] It's heavy. What is it?

Spade:
The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of. Note: bolded line is ranked #14 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

The Maltese Falcon  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alice:
What's this? You crossed him.

More:
Somewhat.

Alice:
Why?

More:
I couldn't find the other way.

Alice:
You're too nice altogether, Thomas!

More:
Woman, mind your house!

Alice:
I am minding my house!

A Man for All Seasons  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cromwell:
Yet how can this be? Because this silence betokened, nay, this silence was, not silence at all, but most eloquent denial!

More:
Not so. Not so, Master Secretary. The maxim is "Qui tacet consentire"; the maxim of the law is "Silence gives consent". If, therefore, you wish to construe what my silence betokened, you must construe that I consented, not that I denied.

Cromwell:
Is that in fact what the world construes from it? Do you pretend that is what you wish the world to construe from it?

More:
The world must construe according to its wits; this court must construe according to the law.

A Man for All Seasons  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

King Henry VIII:
Oh, Thomas, Thomas, Thomas! Does a man need a Pope to tell him where he's sinned? It was a sin. God's punished me. I have no son. Son after son she's borne me– all dead at birth or dead within the month. Never saw the hand of God so clear in anything. It's my bounden duty to put away the Queen and all the popes back to Peter shall not come between me and my duty! How is it that you cannot see? Everyone else does.

More:
Then why does your Grace need my poor support?

King:
Because you're honest... and what is more to the purpose, you're known to be honest. There are those like Norfolk who follow me because I wear the crown, those like Master Cromwell who follow me because they are jackals with sharp teeth and I'm their tiger, there's a mass that follows me because it follows anything that moves. And then there's you.

More:
I am sick to think how much I must displease your Grace.

King:
No, Thomas, I respect your sincerity. But respect—man, that's water in the desert.

A Man for All Seasons  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dani:
I love Elvis so much.

Maureen:
You love everybody so much.

Dani:
I do not.

Maureen:
You do, too.

Dani:
No I don't.

Maureen:
Okay, you don't.

Dani:
Well, I don't. Maureen, sometimes you make me feel like such a baby.

Maureen:
You are a baby.

Dani:
I wish I could be just like you.

Maureen:
Don't talk silly.

Dani:
It's not silly. You're the smartest girl in school, you're so pretty it hurts - the boys fall all over themselves when you walk down the street. And I'm just a lump.

The Man in the Moon  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Matthew:
What time you got?

Billy:
6:13.

Matthew:
You're responsible for my daughter for the next 5 hours and 7 minutes.

Billy:
Yes sir, Mr. Trant. You don't have a thing to worry about.

Matthew:
Then neither will you.

The Man in the Moon  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dani:
I wanna know you.

Court:
You do know me.

Dani:
I wanna know you more... I wanna know you all I can.

Court:
What do you wanna know?

Dani:
I wanna know... your hopes.

Court:
Well... I hope your boobs will get bigger and your butt will fill out.

The Man in the Moon  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Matthew:
[about Dani] She's getting too big to be running around wild as a jack rabbit.

Abigail:
It used to be she was too little, and now she's too big. I guess she passed up just right when nobody was lookin'.

The Man in the Moon  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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