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Nux:
Three times the gates were open to me.

Capable:
What gates?

Nux:
I was awaited in Valhalla. They were calling my name. I should be walking with the Immortan. Feasting with the heroes of all time.

Capable:
I'd say it was your manifest destiny not to.

Nux:
I thought I was being spared for something great. I got to...drive a pursuit vehicle. For a while even Larry and Barry stop chewing on my windpipe.

Capable:
Who're Larry and Barry?

Nux:
[pointing to his tumors] My mates. Larry and Barry. If they don't get me, the Night Fevers will.

Mad Max: Fury Road  Movie Quote

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Imperator Furiousa:
They are looking for hope.

Max:
What about you?

Imperator Furiousa:
Redemption.

Mad Max: Fury Road  Movie Quote

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[Max proposes turning back and claiming the Citadel]

The Vuvalini:
What's there to find at the Citadel?

Max:
Green.

Toast:
And water. There's a ridiculous amount of clear water. And a lot of crops.

The Dag:
It's got everything you need, as long as you're not afraid of heights.

Keeper of the Seeds:
Where does the water come from?

Toast:
[regarding Immortan Joe] He pumps it up from deep within the earth. He calls it "Aqua Cola" and claims it all for himself.

The Dag:
And because he owns it, he owns all of us.

Keeper of the Seeds:
I don't like him already.

The Valkyrie:
It'll take two weeks to skirt the wall of mountains.

Max:
No. I suggest we go back the same way we came. Through the canyon.

Toast:
[after a pause] It's open - we know that, right? He brought all his war parties through.

Max:
So we take the War Rig and charge it right through the middle of them. We can decouple the tanker at the pass, shut it off behind us.

Keeper of the Seeds:
[she and the Dag make the same gesture] Kaboom!

Imperator Furiosa:
And how exactly do we take the Citadel, assuming we're still alive by then?

Toast:
If we can block the pass, it'll be easy. All that's left are his War Pups, and War Boys too sick to fight.

Capable:
And we'll be with Nux. He's a War Boy. He'll be bringing us home, bringing back what's stolen, as he's meant to.

[Everyone turns to look at Nux]

Nux:
Yeah... feels like hope.

Keeper of the Seeds:
I like this plan... we could start again, just like the old days!

Max:
Look, it'll be a hard day. [points to the horizon] But I guarantee you that a hundred and sixty days ride that way... there's nothing but salt. [points back] At least that way we might be able to... together... come across some kind of redemption.

[He holds out his hand. After a pause, Furiosa takes it and clasps tight]

Mad Max: Fury Road  Movie Quote

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[At night, a white dot falls from the sky]

Toast:
Look.

V-Melita:
That's what you call a satellite.

Toast:
Miss Giddy told us about those. They used to bounce messages across the earth.

V-Melita:
Shows. Everyone in the old world had a show.

Toast:
Do you think there's somebody still out there? Sending shows?

V-Melita:
[Looking out across the empty desert] Who knows? Those are the plains of silence.

Mad Max: Fury Road  Movie Quote

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[Max takes a shotgun shell off a dead body, loads it into his shotgun]

Gyro Captain:
How do we know that one's not a dud?

Max:
[Points the gun at the Gyro Captain] Find out.

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior  Movie Quote

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Papagallo:
How's the rig?

Zetta:
[shouting to the mechanics] The rig! How is she?

Mechanic:
[to his assistant] It's got a cracked timing case cover and it's broken a couple of teeth off the timing gear.

Mechanic's Assistant:
[shouting to Zetta] It's got a cracked timing case cover, it's broken a couple of teeth off the timing gear...

Mechanic:
The radiator's damaged to the core.

Mechanic's Assistant:
...the radiator's damaged to the core...

Mechanic:
It's got a cracked water pump.

Mechanic's Assistant:
...it's got a cracked water pump...

Mechanic:
A fractured injector line.

Mechanic's Assistant:
...it's got a fractured injector line!

Papagallo:
Well, what does all that mean?

Zetta:
[shouting to the mechanics] Yeah, okay, but what does that mean?

Mechanic's Assistant:
[to the Mechanic] What does that mean?

Mechanic:
Twenty four hours.

Mechanic's Assistant:
[to Papagallo] Twenty four hours?

Papagallo:
[after a pause] They've got twelve!

Zetta:
[to the mechanics] You've got twelve!

Mechanic:
Okay.

Mechanic's Assistant:
[to Zetta] Okay!

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior  Movie Quote

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The Collector:
People come here to trade, make a little profit, do a little business. If you have nothing to trade, you've got no business in Bartertown.

Max:
An hour on the inside. That's all.

The Collector:
Next!

Max:
I've got skills. I can trade them.

The Collector:
Sorry. The brothel's full.

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome  Movie Quote

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The Collector:
If you find him, what then?

Max:
I'll ask him to return what's mine.

The Collector:
Oh, and of course he'll be desperate to clear his conscience.

Max:
He will be.

The Collector:
You that good?

Max:
mmm-hmm

The Collector:
Perhaps you've got something to trade after all.

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome  Movie Quote

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Max:
So what's the plan?

Pig Killer:
Plan? There ain't no plan!

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome  Movie Quote

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Alex:
This is a highly refined, type of, food... thing that you do NOT find in the wild.

Marty:
Do you ever think that there's more to life than just steak, Alex?

Alex:
[stares at his steak] He didn't mean that, baby. No-no-no.

Madagascar  Movie Quote

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Julien:
[watching Gloria cuddle Mort] They are just a bunch of pansies.

Maurice:
I don't know, Julien. [referring to Alex] There's something about that guy with the crazy hair-do that I find suspicious.

Julien:
Nonsense, Maurice! Come on everybody! Let's go and meet the pansies!

Madagascar  Movie Quote

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Alex:
What could Connecticut have to offer us?

Melman:
Lyme disease.

Alex:
Thank you, Melman.

Madagascar  Movie Quote

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[Marty and Alex seem overjoyed to be reunited; they are running towards each other on the beach in slow motion with arms outstretched and Chariots of Fire playing; their voices are slow and toned to a low key]

Alex:
Marty!

Marty:
Alex!

Alex:
Marty!

Marty:
Al!

Alex:
[firmly] Marty!

Marty:
[confused] Alex?

Alex:
[angrily] MARTY!

Marty:
[turns to run] Oh, sugar, honey, iced tea!

Madagascar  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gloria:
[about Mort] Aw, aren't you just the sweetest little thing? I just wanna dunk you in my coffee.

Melman:
They are so cute from a reasonable distance.

Madagascar  Movie Quote

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Maurice:
[to Alex] Oh my, what big teeth you have. MAN!

Julien:
Shame on you, Maurice! Can you not see that you have insulted the freak? [to Alex] You must tell me, who the heck are you?

Alex:
I'm Alex. THE Alex. And this is Melman, Marty and Gloria.

Maurice:
And where exactly are you giants from, hmm?

Alex:
We're from New York, and--

Julien:
All hail the New York Giants!

Lemurs:
[cheer] NEW YORK GIANTS!!!

Alex:
[to Marty, Melman, and Gloria] All right, enough is enough. I say we just ask these BOZOS where the people are!

Julien:
Excuse me? We bozos have the people, of course!

Alex:
You do? That's good to know.

Melman:
Hey! The bozos have the people!

Julien:
They're up there. [points to some human skeletons hanging from parachutes snagged on the branches of a large tree] Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch though.

Alex:
Oh. So, do you have any... LIVE people?

Julien:
Uh, no. Only dead ones.

Maurice:
Man, if we had a lot of live people, it wouldn't be called the wild, would it?

Marty:
The wild?!

Alex:
Hold on a second there, fuzzbucket. You mean the live-in-a-mud-hut, wipe-yourself-with-a-leaf type wild?

Julien:
Who wipes? Ha ha!

Gloria:
Oy vey.

Madagascar  Movie Quote

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Gloria:
Alex, what are you doing!?

Alex:
I'm swimming back to New York! I know my chances are slim, but I have to try!

Gloria:
You can't swim!

Alex:
I said my chances are slim!

Madagascar  Movie Quote

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Julien:
[presents Alex with his crown] I am going to give you this lovely parting gift.

Alex:
Oh no, really. I can't take your crown.

Julien:
That's okay, I've got a better one! It's got a gecko on it! Look at him shake! Go Stevie, go!

Madagascar  Movie Quote

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Julien:
We thank you with enormous gratitude for scaring away the Fossa.

Gloria:
The whossa?

Julien:
The Fossa. They're always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off--

Alex:
Yeah, sounds great.

Madagascar  Movie Quote

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Gloria:
Where are the people?

Skipper:
We killed 'em and ate their livers. [Gloria looks horrified] Gotcha, didn't I? Just kidding, doll, the people are fine. They're on a slow boat to China. Hang on, I know you two. Where's that psychotic lion, and our monochromatic friend?

Madagascar  Movie Quote

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[Last lines]

Private:
Skipper, don't you think we should tell them the boat's out of gas?

Skipper:
Nah, just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

Madagascar  Movie Quote

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Skipper:
You! Quadruped! Sprechen sie Englisch?

Marty:
I sprechen.

Skipper:
What continent is this?

Marty:
Manhattan.

Skipper:
Hoover Dam! We're still in New York! Abort! Dive! Dive! Dive!

Marty:
Hey, wait! You in the tux! What are you guys doing?

Private:
We're digging to Antarctica! [Skipper slaps him]

Marty:
Ant-who-tica?

Skipper:
Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend? Do you ever see any penguins walking free around New York City? Of course not. We don't belong here, it's just not natural. This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy. We're going to the wide open spaces of Antarctica. To the wild.

Marty:
The wild? You can actually go there-- that's sounds great!

Skipper:
You didn't see anything... right?

Marty:
Yes, sir! I mean no, sir!

Madagascar  Movie Quote

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[The penguins are being transfered; Kowalski is looking at the label on their crate.]

Skipper:
Progress report.

Kowalski:
It's an older code, Skipper. I can't make it out.

[Skipper notices the chimps in the crate next to them.]

Skipper:
You, higher mammal! Can you read?

Mason:
No, Phil can read though. Phil!

[Phil appears; Kowalski gestures towards the label; Phil starts using sign language.]

Mason:
Ship to... Kenya... Wildlife Preserve... AFRICA!

Skipper:
Africa? That ain't gonna fly. Rico!

[Rico vomits up a paper clip and uses it to unpick the lock on their crate]

Madagascar  Movie Quote

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Alex:
[after Melman burned the rescue beacon in panic] YOU MANIAC!!!!! YOU BURNED IT UP!!!!! DARN YOU!!!!! DARN YOU ALL TO HECK!!!!!

Melman:
[callously] Can we go to the fun side now?

Madagascar  Movie Quote

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Mort:
I like them! I like them! Before I even met them I liked them!

Julien:
Yes, yes! We get it--

Mort:
You HATE them compared to how much I like them--

Julien:
Oh, shut up! You're so annoying!

[Pause]

Mort:
[flattered] Hee-hee!

Julien:
Now, for as long as we can remember, we have been attacked, and eaten, by the dreaded fossa.

Lemur 1:
The fossa! The fossa are attacking! [screams and hurls himself out a window; General panic ensues]

Lemur 2:
(holds up a book titled "To Serve Lemur) It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!

Madagascar  Movie Quote

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