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Marty: You know what I was good at in high school? I was good in Math. You know how long ago I graduated high school? June, 1937. Holy cow! June, 1937! What is that? Fifteen, seventeen years ago! Holy cow! Seventeen years ago! Is that right? Seventeen, that's right. Where did it all go? I'm getting old. I'm gonna be thirty-five years old in November 8th. Thirty-five. Wow. Time goes on, boy. – Marty Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Marty: June, 1937... that's right. My old man died December, 1937. Two o'clock in the morning he died. The doorbell rings, and I knew something was wrong right away. Because my room is on the ground floor in the front, you see, and I got outta bed, and I answered the door... There was Mr. Stern. He had a house down about a block from us. He moved out though. My old man, he used to play cards with him and some other old guys. He's a Jewish feller. So he said, "Is your mother home?" So I knew right away there was something wrong. I was only 18, exactly 18 years old, just the month before. So I said, "Is something wrong, Mr. Stern?" I was in my pajamas, you know? So he said, "Marty, your father died." My father died right in the middle of playing cards, right at the table. He had a heart attack. He had low blood pressure, my old man. He used to faint a lot, you know. – Marty Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Marty: Boy, am I talking. I never talked so much in all my life...Well, I'm gonna shut-up now and let you get a word in. Yeah, seventeen years ago. What have I been doing with myself all that time? Well, there I go again. I must be driving you crazy. Most of the time when I'm with a girl I can't find a word to say. Well, I'm gonna shut up now and let you get a word in...There I go again. I can't stop talkin'. I'm on a jag for Pete's sakes. You'd think I was loaded...I can't stop my mouth! Isn't this stupid? (He compliments her.) You got a real nice face, you know. Really a nice face. Clara: Thank you. – Marty Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Admiral Boom: Time Gun ready? Mr. Binnacle: Ready and charged, Sir. Admiral Boom: Three minutes and six seconds. Mr. Binnacle: Aye, aye, sir. Bert: [to the audience] What he's famous for is punctuality [touches his nose as he says this]. The whole world takes it's time from Greenwich. But Greenwich they say, takes it's time from Admiral Boom. [calling up to the admiral] What cheer, Admiral? Admiral Boom: Good afternoon to you, young man. Where are you bound? Bert: Number 17. Got some parties who want to see it. Admiral Boom: Enter that in the log. Mr. Binnacle: Aye, aye, sir. Admiral Boom: A word of advice, young man. Storm signals are up at number 17. Bit of heavy weather brewing there. Bert: Thank you sir! Keep an eye skinned. – Mary Poppins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[George and Winifred are talking about the failure of their previous nanny] Winifred: I'm sorry, dear, but when I chose Katie Nana, I thought she would be firm with the children. She seemed so solemn and cross. George: My dear, never confuse efficiency with a liver complaint. – Mary Poppins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jane: [reads an ad she and Michael wrote] Wanted: a nanny for two adorable children. George: Adorable — well that's highly debatable, I must say. [Jane continues reading while singing alone.] Jane: If you want this choice position, have a cheery disposition... George: Jane, I don't... [Winifred silences him.] Jane: Rosy cheeks, no warts... Michael: That's the part I put in! Jane: Play games all sorts. You must be kind, you must be witty; very sweet and fairly pretty... George: Well, of all the ridic... [Winifred silences him again.] Jane: Take us on outings, give us treats. Sing songs, bring sweets. Never be cross or cruel, never feed us castor oil, or gruel. Love us as a son and daughter, and never smell of barley water... Michael: I put that in, too. Jane: If you won't scold and dominate us, we will never give you cause to hate us. We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see, put toads in your bed, or pepper in your tea. Hurry, Nanny! Many thanks! Sincerely... Michael and Jane: Jane and Michael Banks. – Mary Poppins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Having seen Mary Poppins's first arrival as she's floating down from the sky.] Michael: Perhaps it's a witch. Jane: Of course not. Witches have brooms. – Mary Poppins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[As George puts his head down in the fireplace, to look for his children's ad, which he ripped up, and is now mended in Mary Poppins' hand.] Mary Poppins: I beg your pardon, are you ill? George: I hope not. – Mary Poppins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jane & Michael: Please, Mary Poppins, please? Mary Poppins: I have no intention of making a spectacle of myself, thank you. Bert: I'll do it myself. Mary Poppins: Do what? Bert: A bit of magic. Michael: A bit of magic? Bert: It's easy. You think. You wink. You do a double blink. You close your eyes... And jump. [Nothing happens] Jane: Is something supposed to happen? Mary Poppins: Bert, what utter nonsense. [sighs] Why do you always complicate things that are really quite simple? Give me your hand please, Michael. Don't slouch. One, two... [They jump into the sidewalk drawing. Afterwards, they find that their clothes have magically transformed.] Bert: Mary Poppins, you look beeeeautiful. Mary Poppins: Do you really think so? Bert: I cross my heart you do, like the day I met ya. Mary Poppins: You look fine too, Bert. – Mary Poppins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Horseman: View halloo! Horse: Oh, yes, definitely. A view halloo. Fox: View halloo?! [The horseman blows a trumpet, causing his dogs to go charge at the Fox.] Faith and begora, it's them redcoats again! – Mary Poppins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gentleman: There probably aren't words to describe your emotions. Mary Poppins: On the contrary, there's a very good word. Am I right, Bert? Bert: Tell 'em what is it. Mary Poppins: Right. Iiiiit's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. – Mary Poppins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mary Poppins: You know, you can say it backwards, which is dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupus, but that's going a bit too far, don't you think? Bert: Indubitably. Mary Poppins: [sings] So if the cat has got your tongue, there's no need for dismay... Bert: Here, here. Mary Poppins: [sings] Just summon up this word and then you've got a lot to say But better use it carefully or it could change your life... Busker: For example... Mary Poppins: Yes? Busker: One night I said it to me girl, and now me girl's me wife. [Wife hits him with tambourine] Ow! And a lovely thing she is, too. – Mary Poppins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
George: Ellen, stop making that offensive noise. And shut the window. That bird is giving me a headache. Ellen: Yes, sir! [to the bird] Quiet! You're giving the master an 'eadache. [The bird chirps one last time and Ellen shuts the window.] – Mary Poppins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bert: Speaking of sight, it reminds me of me brother. He's got a nice cushy job in a watch factory. Uncle Albert: In a watch factory? What does he do? Bert: [laughs] He stands about all day and makes faces! Uncle Albert: [laughs] He makes faces in a watch factory! – Mary Poppins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
George: [As they arrive at the bank where George works] We must be on our best behavior. Michael: But I thought it was your bank. George: Well, I'm one of the younger officers, so in a sense it is. Sort of. – Mary Poppins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Michael: [about his tuppence] I want it to feed the birds. Mr. Dawes Sr: Fiddlesticks, boy. Feed the birds and what have you got? Fat birds. But... [sings] If you invest your tuppence wisely in the bank safe and sound, soon, the tuppence, safely invested in the bank, will compound. And you'll achieve that sense of conquest as you affluence expands in the hands of the directors who invest... [coughs] ...As propriety... [coughs again] ...Demands. [coughs once more] George: May I, Sir? Mr. Dawes Sr: Carry on, Banks. – Mary Poppins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After Jane and Michael realized that the man who startled them was only Bert as a chimney sweep for the day] Jane: Bert. It's you. Bert: In the flesh and at your service. Michael: You're filthy. Bert: Oh. Perhaps a smudge or two? It so happens that today, I'm a chimney sweep. Jane: Oh, Bert, we're so frightened! Bert: Now, now, don't take on so. Bert will look after you. Like I was your own father. Now who's after you? Jane: Father is. Bert: What? – Mary Poppins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Jane and Michael have just told Bert that the run on the bank is their fault.] Bert: Let's sit down. You know, begging you pardon, but the one who my heart goes out for is your father. There he is in that cold, heartless bank day after day, hemmed in by mounds of cold, heartless money. I don't like to see any living thing caged up. Jane: Father? In a cage? Bert: They makes cages in all sizes and shapes, you know. Bank-shaped some of 'em, carpets and all. Jane: But Father isn't in trouble, we are. Bert: Oh, sure about that, are you? Look at it this way. You've got your mother to look after you. And Mary Poppins and Constable Jones and me. Who looks after your father? Tell me that. When something terrible happens, what does he do? Fends for himself, he does. Who does he tell about it? No one! Don't blab his troubles at home. He just pushes on at his job, uncomplaining and alone and silent. Michael: He's not very silent. Jane: Michael, be quiet. And Bert, do you think father really needs our help? Bert: Well, Jane, it's not my place to say. [the three of them stand up] I only observe that a father can always do it with a bit of help. Come on, I'll take you home. – Mary Poppins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hawkeye: Nurse, you got a clamp? Lt. Dish: Yes. Hawkeye: Scratch my nose. – MASH Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[While making out] Lt. Dish: I made a vow to myself that while I was gone, I was going to be-- I was going to be faithful to my husband. Hawkeye: Those are the vows you make when you're with somebody. – MASH Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Duke: Well, listen, uh, where were you when you were drafted? I was just curious. Trapper: Back home. I told you before. Duke: No, I mean, what were you doing? Were you, like, a resident, or on staff someplace? Trapper: Mmm. Duke: Where? Trapper: Hospital. Duke: Which hospital? Trapper: Back home. Duke: [To Hawkeye] Is there some reason I shouldn't know which hospital? Hawkeye: I don't know. I will ask. Is there some reason my friend should not know the name of the hospital? [Trapper pops his gum and shrugs.] Hawkeye: There doesn't appear to be any reason. I've seen you somewhere before. I don't know your name, stranger, but your face is familiar. Have you always had that mustache? [Trapper smirks and shakes his head.] Hawkeye: Hmm. – MASH Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hawkeye: Duke, did I ever tell you how Androscoggin College beat Dartmouth in a raging blizzard, six to nothing, because I intercepted a pass? Duke: Yeah, you told me. Hawkeye: They had this great passer, see? [Trapper John shrugs, smiling] And we held them nothing-nothing till the last 20 seconds, and then snow and all, he let one go. And it went sailing . . . boom! Trapper: Lucky your mouth wasn't open, it would have got stuck in your throat. Hawkeye: Oh, baby! How are you, Trapper John McIntyre? Trapper: I thought you'd never remember. – MASH Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Trapper Painless Polish Day in the shower tent? Hawkeye: Walt Waldowski, the dentist. Trapper: Well, what, are those guys waiting to scrub his back or something? Hawkeye: No, no. Old Painless is what we call the, ah, "best equipped dentist in the army". Surgeon: [as he walks away from the shower] I'd dearly love to see that angry! – MASH Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After Trapper punches Frank Burns] Col. Blake: Well, what's wrong with you? Trapper: I don't know. I must have lost my punch. I never expected the son of a bitch to get up! – MASH Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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