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Brodie: You know about this game show they got going on here? We need you guys to somehow ensure that it doesn't happen. Jay: Is that it? We were gonna do that anyway. Brodie: Really? Why? Jay: What else are we gonna do? Silent Bob stole the schematics from some foolish carpenter and found a weakness just like the fucking Death Star. You knock this crossbeam out and fucking bickety-bam! The whole stage comes crashing down. Brodie: Well we were thinking of something simple, but, hey, if you want to destroy the stage, we're all for that. – Mallrats Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Brandi: Suitor Number Three, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake, or a jackhammer? Gill: Definitely a jackhammer. I'm in there with some pressure, and when I'm done you're not the same as before. You're changed. Brodie: Where do you come up with this shit?! That is the cheesiest response to an honest question I've ever heard! I saw you kiss and it wasn't even anything like that! Gill: Who the hell did you see me kiss? Brodie: Some dude backstage. I don't know who he was, but he seemed unimpressed. Gill: I didn't kiss any guy backstage. I swear! I'm not gay. Brodie: Hey, suitor-ette, this guy's a homo-phobe! You heard how repulsed he sounded! Is this the kind of guy you wanna spend a vacation with, this hate-monger? Gill: I don't hate gay people! Brodie: So you love them? Gill: Yes! I mean, no. Brodie: Textbook closet case. Self-loather. Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality. – Mallrats Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[the videotape of Shannon having sex with Tricia is playing on the big screen, with cheesy 70s porno music in background] Shannon: Yeah, who's your favorite new kid? Yeah, call me Joey. Oh, come on. Don't make me get loose. Yeah, that's right. Call me Donnie. Oh, girl. Please don't go. Jay: God damn, this is one wacky game show. Brodie: [to the cops] Hey! That girl's only 15! [cops focus their attention on Shannon] Shannon: Ah, 15? I thought she was 36! [as he is being arrested] Come on, guys. Tell me you wouldn't have popped her. – Mallrats Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Polhaus: [lifting the fake falcon] It's heavy. What is it? Spade: The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of. Note: bolded line is ranked #14 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema. – The Maltese Falcon Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Alice: What's this? You crossed him. More: Somewhat. Alice: Why? More: I couldn't find the other way. Alice: You're too nice altogether, Thomas! More: Woman, mind your house! Alice: I am minding my house! – A Man for All Seasons Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cromwell: Yet how can this be? Because this silence betokened, nay, this silence was, not silence at all, but most eloquent denial! More: Not so. Not so, Master Secretary. The maxim is "Qui tacet consentire"; the maxim of the law is "Silence gives consent". If, therefore, you wish to construe what my silence betokened, you must construe that I consented, not that I denied. Cromwell: Is that in fact what the world construes from it? Do you pretend that is what you wish the world to construe from it? More: The world must construe according to its wits; this court must construe according to the law. – A Man for All Seasons Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
King Henry VIII: Oh, Thomas, Thomas, Thomas! Does a man need a Pope to tell him where he's sinned? It was a sin. God's punished me. I have no son. Son after son she's borne me– all dead at birth or dead within the month. Never saw the hand of God so clear in anything. It's my bounden duty to put away the Queen and all the popes back to Peter shall not come between me and my duty! How is it that you cannot see? Everyone else does. More: Then why does your Grace need my poor support? King: Because you're honest... and what is more to the purpose, you're known to be honest. There are those like Norfolk who follow me because I wear the crown, those like Master Cromwell who follow me because they are jackals with sharp teeth and I'm their tiger, there's a mass that follows me because it follows anything that moves. And then there's you. More: I am sick to think how much I must displease your Grace. King: No, Thomas, I respect your sincerity. But respect—man, that's water in the desert. – A Man for All Seasons Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dani: I love Elvis so much. Maureen: You love everybody so much. Dani: I do not. Maureen: You do, too. Dani: No I don't. Maureen: Okay, you don't. Dani: Well, I don't. Maureen, sometimes you make me feel like such a baby. Maureen: You are a baby. Dani: I wish I could be just like you. Maureen: Don't talk silly. Dani: It's not silly. You're the smartest girl in school, you're so pretty it hurts - the boys fall all over themselves when you walk down the street. And I'm just a lump. – The Man in the Moon Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Matthew: What time you got? Billy: 6:13. Matthew: You're responsible for my daughter for the next 5 hours and 7 minutes. Billy: Yes sir, Mr. Trant. You don't have a thing to worry about. Matthew: Then neither will you. – The Man in the Moon Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dani: I wanna know you. Court: You do know me. Dani: I wanna know you more... I wanna know you all I can. Court: What do you wanna know? Dani: I wanna know... your hopes. Court: Well... I hope your boobs will get bigger and your butt will fill out. – The Man in the Moon Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Matthew: [about Dani] She's getting too big to be running around wild as a jack rabbit. Abigail: It used to be she was too little, and now she's too big. I guess she passed up just right when nobody was lookin'. – The Man in the Moon Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Link Jones: [Startled by the train engine] That's the ugliest thing I ever saw in my life! Sam Beasley: [Sardonically] You never met my ex-wife. – Man of the West Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sam Beasley: Hello, Billie! Billie, you're lookin' very good! Billie Ellis: Thanks, and I thought the only thing that looked good to you was a marked deck. – Man of the West Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Billie Ellis: What are you lookin' at? Link Jones: Your shoes. Billie Ellis: [Looking down] My shoes? Oh, that makes this trip worthwhile. You're the first man who's looked at that part of me since I was 14 years old. – Man of the West Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Claude: We're gonna kill you, Link. That's a promise! Link Jones: You sound a little shaky, Claude. Are you nervous? – Man of the West Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tom: Why would security guards pad down an 85-year-old lady with a walker? If she's a terrorist...well, then the ball game's over, folks. – Man of the Year Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tom: (on patriotism) Why do we need a Constitutional Amendment with regard to burning the flag? Let's just make the flag out of asbestos. They talk about the desecration of the American flag and yet, online, you can buy flag underwear. I just saw my grandmother wearing a flag thong, and I was like, "Granny, I don't wanna know where Old Glory is!" ...If it was really unpatriotic to question one's government, we'd still be British. – Man of the Year Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tom: Why vote for Congressmen or Senators? Why don't we just pick those guys the same way we pick a jury? At least we'll get a much more interesting cross-section. – Man of the Year Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tom: (on technological leaps and bounds) Soon, all of our appliances will speak to each other. You'll get on the scale and it'll go, "I've talked to the microwave; forget it, pal." – Man of the Year Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tom: ...You know, Italy just elected a porn star to their senate. Which is wonderful, because that means no more sex scandals - just great posters and incredible downloads. – Man of the Year Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tom: (on his lack of sex appeal) I slept with a prostitute when I was 21 - and she ended up giving me a refund. – Man of the Year Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tom: I've always hoped for a Brazilian Pontiff - Pope Raul - just so we could have nuns in thongs and feathers. That would bring a lot of people back to the Church. – Man of the Year Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tom: (on alternative fuels) Here's the greatest thing about ethanol (alcohol-based fuel, that is)...it provides you with a fresh alibi. If you get pulled over by the cops, you can just say, "My car's been drinking, not me!" – Man of the Year Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Pita: You're late. Creasy: I'm sorry. Pita: Where's my mother? Creasy: I dropped her at home. Pita: It's no wonder you're late. Why didn't she just come with you? [Creasy doesn't answer] Pita: Do you think my mom likes you? Creasy: I think she's afraid of me. But not the same way most people are. Pita: I'm not afraid of you. Creasy: I know you're not. Pita: Are you afraid of me? Creasy: I used to be. At first. But not any more. Pita: Good. – Man on Fire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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