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Female Announcer:
And five and six and seven and eight.

Bud:
That's Uncle Joe. He works out.

Female Announcer:
Keep those tummies tucked.

Meet the Robinsons  Movie Quote

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Lewis:
This isn't the garage.

Bud:
I know.

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Lewis:
I don't think the garage is in here, either.

Uncle Art:
Egads! A very grave matter, indeed.

Bud:
That's Uncle Art.

Lewis:
A real superhero?

Art:
Quad Four, Alpha Omega Galaxy, needs a large cheese-and-sausage thin-crust? I'll be there in 30 minutes, or it's free.

Lewis:
He's a...

Bud:
Pizza delivery guy.

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Bud:
Wilbur's mom, Franny. I think you'll like her.

Franny:
Hey, guys!

Frankie:
You ask me over And over and over. Have you seen My peacock-feathered hat?

Lewis:
Frogs?

Franny:
Taught them everything they know.

Bud:
Franny, this is Lewis.

Lewis:
Nice to meet you, ma'am.

Franny:
Perfect timing. We need someone on maracas.

Frankie:
Where is your heart at? Nobody knows that. Even though you've him, her, me and an army searching. I've got a feeling, You will be reeling. When you are bad and the circus comes to town...

Lewis:
Grandpa, I think I found your teeth.

Frankie:
And you see me leaving dressed up as a magician or something like that.

Bud:
Sarsaparilla! My teeth are back!

Frankie:
Ring-a-ding-ding.

Gaston:
All right!

Lewis:
Right. Well, glad I could help with the teeth, but, wow, look at the time.

[Lewis starts to run and bumps into Wilbur]

Wilbur:
Lewis, I told you to stay in the garage!

Lewis:
I did, but I went up the tube, and I ran into your family and I–

Wilbur:
[panicked noise] You met my family?!?

Meet the Robinsons  Movie Quote

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[Doris open the window. Bowler Hat guy giggles and shut window on nose]

Bowler Hat Guy:
Doris, get it off! Get it off. Oh. I got you now. Lewis.

Meet the Robinsons  Movie Quote

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Wilbur:
Five years ago, Dad wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. Wants to build a time machine. So he starts working! We're talking plans, we're talking scale models, we're talking prototypes!

[shows Lewis a small scrap of metal]

Lewis:
That's a prototype?

Wilbur:
The very first!... Or, what's left of it.

Lewis:
Yikes.

Wilbur:
Yeah. Dark day at the Robinson house. Prototypes two and three, not much better. Number six, 58, 212, 485, 952, and they all end the same way.

[shaking Lewis for emphasis]

Wilbur:
But he doesn't give up! [pause] Dude, I can't take you seriously in that hat.

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Wilbur:
He keeps working and working until finally, he gets it! The first working time machine! Then, he keeps working and working until finally, he gets it again! The second working time machine!

Lewis:
Kinda small.

Wilbur:
I'm assuming that's a joke. I'm ignoring you for time reasons. This, my friend, is merely a model, because unfortunately, time machine number two is in the hands of the Bowler Hat Guy!

Bowler Hat Guy:
[Laughing]

Wilbur:
Pretty amazing story, huh?

Lewis:
Yeah.

Wilbur:
Now, are you ready to start working?

Lewis:
I think that's it. I did it!

Wilbur:
I knew you could. Nice work, my friend. [The time machines flies up, but then it's broken again] Well, you know what they say! "Keep moving..."

Lewis:
[angrily interrupting] Don't say it! [Sighs]

Franny:
Boys! Dinner time!

Wilbur:
Not now, Mom!

Franny:
If you aren't up here in five minutes, I'm gonna come down and get you.

Wilbur:
We'd better get up there.

Meet the Robinsons  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
In the land of Sparta, when babies were born, the elders would inspect them for defects. If any imperfections were found, the baby was rejected, and if the baby was Vietnamese, Brangelina would get first dibs.

Meet the Spartans  Movie Quote

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Rambo:
Have you seen the new Rambo movie?

Paris Hilton:
Have you seen a shower?

Meet the Spartans  Movie Quote

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Messenger:
[Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth] What the hell was was that?!

Leonidas:
What?

Messenger:
You kissed me!

Leonidas:
That is how men greet each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men.

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Leonidas:
[picks up subway sandwich] No mayo? This is bullshit!

Leonidas:
I had always wanted to do a fat chick.

Leonidas:
The Oracle also said that our painted-on abs look fake! But I beg to differ! [cut to Dilio, where he is seen with a paint artist painting abdominal muscles on his heavyset belly. Dilio starts to laugh.]

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Urban Girl:
Yo mama's so fat, her pant size is, um... um... Bitch, lose some weight!

Leonidas:
Yo mama's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookiee!

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Captain:
I'm gonna go Hercules on your ass!

Leonidas:
Who is that? (looking at a hunk coming)

Captain:
That's my son. Sonio.

Leonidas:
Well, he's got a huge package.

(Cut to Sonio, who is carrying a huge package (Which is a large cardboard box) with him)

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Narrator:
Buttmeister Presents: Real men of genius!

Male singer:
Real men of genius!

Narrator:
Today, we salute you, Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexual. [Leonidas and his men balked at the comment]

Male singer:
Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexual!

Narrator:
Wearing nothing but leather underwear and a cape, you charge your enemy like an oiled-up hairless wonder.

Male singer:
Sprayed-on tan! *Leonidas sprays himself*

Narrator:
Sure, there's danger: charging rhinos, stampeding elephants, and that cute toga-wearing guy named Chad.

Male singer:
Ooh!

Narrator:
You only went out on one date, but you'll remember it forever... forever... *Leonidas' army spits out their beer*

Male singer:
Take your daily Valtrex! *Leonidas chugs a whole pill bottle of Valtrex

Narrator:
Your keen instincts tell you to cut, slice, and chop every man you see. But enough about your career as a hairstylist. Let's talk war.

Male singer:
Ow! The curling iron is hot!

Narrator:
So this Butt's for you, King Leonidas! Because when the going gets tough, the tough go antiqueing. *Leonidas spits out his beer*

Male singer:
Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexual! Oooooohhhh, yeah.

Meet the Spartans  Movie Quote

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Le Chiffre:
Tell me Mr. Bond, what is the account number?

Leonidas:
(tied to a chair) Who the hell is Mr. Bond? I'm Leonidas!

Le Chiffre:
You're testing my patience, Double-o.

Leonidas:
I told you, I am not double[gets harassed in the rear]-oooo! Ooooo! Little Miss Sunshine!

Le Chiffre:
Here's a nice one [scoops a spoonful of Pedigree] oooohhhh! Say hello to Captain Adorable!

Meet the Spartans  Movie Quote

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Leonidas:
We may have won the battle, but they will win the war!

Other 12 Spartans:
Aaah... What?

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Leonidas:
Adjust your sword, boy, it's digging into my back.

Sonio:
But I’m not wearing my sword.

Leonidas:
[pause] Carry on then.

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Sanjaya Malakar:
[singing, after Leonidas kicks him into the pit of death] I'm not gay!

Meet the Spartans  Movie Quote

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Ogre Baby:
Are you my mama? 'Cause I'm ready to suck on a teat.

Meet the Spartans  Movie Quote

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Leonidas:
We'll funnel the Persians in where their numbers won't count for shit!

Meet the Spartans  Movie Quote

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Ryan Seacrest:
I'm sorry, king, but your journey ends here.

Meet the Spartans  Movie Quote

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Prophet:
Battle formation he calls it. It looks like backstage of an Elton John concert!

Meet the Spartans  Movie Quote

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Chris Crocker:
[on the Xerxestron] Chris Crocker (Internet celebrity)#Leave Britney Alone!|Leave Britney alone! Please!

Meet the Spartans  Movie Quote

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Leonidas:
Man, you got happy feet!

Penguin:
I'm about to shove my "happy foot" up your ass! Cracker, where you goin', pussy?

Meet the Spartans  Movie Quote

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