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Felix: [handing Mr. Richards a container of show polish] Here, Mr. Richards. You better put some camouflage on, sir. Mr. Richards: I am not going to put shoe polish on my face, thank you. And can we please get into the store, Felix? – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jonathan: Yeah and you can add kidnapping, too. Mr. Richards: Kidnapping? Who?! Emmy: [points to herself] Me! B.J. Wert: Who are you? Felix: She's the dummy! Emmy: This poor man is having a breakdown! Felix: No, no! She's the dummy! – Mannequin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Michael: Hey, Torgo, where's the phone? Yes, Alexander Graham Bell, you know, telephone? Torgo: There is no phone here, sir. The Master does not approve of such devices. Margaret: Then... then where is the nearest phone? Torgo: The nearest phone is at the crossroads. That's ten miles. Margaret: Ten miles? Might as well be ten THOUSAND miles! Michael: [getting mad] Easy, honey! It won't help to get mad! – Manos: The Hands of Fate Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
District Commissioner: It would have been wiser if you had both gone home at the end of your army service. Peachy: Home to what? A porter's uniform outside a restaurant and tanner tips from belching civilians for closing cab doors on them and their blowzy women? Daniel: Not for us, thank you! Not after watching Afghans come howling down out of the hills and taking battle field command when all the officers had copped it! Peachy: Well said Brother Dravot! District Commissioner: There may be no criminal charges against you, but I'll see these files reach Calcutta with the recommendation that you be deported as political undesirables! Detriments to the Dignity of the Empire and the Izzat of the Raj! Peachy: Detriments you call us? Detriments? Well I want to remind you it was detriments like us that built this bloody Empire and the Izzat of the bloody Raj! Hats on! About turn! By the left, quick march! – The Man Who Would Be King Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Daniel: Peachy, in your opinion, have our lives been misspent? Peachy: Well, that depends on how you look at it. I wouldn’t say the world’s a better place for our having lived in it. Daniel: No, hardly that. Peachy: Nobody's gonna weep their eyes out at our demise. Daniel: And who'd want them to anyway? Peachy: And we haven't many good deeds to our credit. Daniel: None. None to brag about. Peachy: But how many men have been where we've been ... and seen what we've seen? Daniel: Bloody few and that's a fact! Peachy: Why, even now, I wouldn't change places with the viceroy himself...if it meant giving up my memories... – The Man Who Would Be King Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Peachy: Billy Fish, mount the mule and ride! There's a chance you'll make it! Billy Fish: Gurkha foot soldier, not cavalry! Rifleman Majendra Bahadur Gurung wishing you many good lucks! [Draws kukri and charges the mob alone] AYO-O-O GURKHALI-I-I! – The Man Who Would Be King Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
O'Malley: Honey? Oh, boy, honey? That's what O'Malley cats like best. Roquefort: I was afraid of that. O'Malley: [licking down a few handfuls] Oh, say. [chuckles, then smacks] O'Malley: Bah! O'Malley cats don't like honey? Roquefort: But you said that you liked.... O'Malley: Yeah, that sicked to you stomach is only fit for Heffalumps and Woozles. Roquefort: You mean Elephants and Woozles? O'Malley: That's what I said, Heffalumps and Woozles. – The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roquefort: Good morning, Mowgli. Mowgli: Oh, good morning, Roquefort. Duchess: Good morning, Roquefort. Toulouse: Good morning, Roquefort. – The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Duchess: Roquefort, Toulouse has a little surprise for you. Toulouse: Flowers. Roquefort: Honeysuckle? [tries to eat flowers] Duchess: No, Roquefort, you don't eat flowers. You smell them. Roquefort: Oh. – The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Babe: Look, I'm sorry I stole your book. Elsa: What? Babe: I took your book and put it underneath mine. I, I didn't know how to talk to you, I was embarrassed, so I took your book. Elsa: Aren't you embarrassed now? Babe: Yeah. I'm, I'm humiliated. Elsa: So, why do you pursue people who sit at your library table? Babe: I don't. It's just that... you're pretty. Elsa: Ohh! [She smiles and turns to walk away from him] Babe: Well, I can't talk about how smart you are; I don't even know you. Anyway, I'm done lying with you. Elsa: Are you always so incompetent with women? Babe: Oh, yes. Today's way above average for me. Elsa: Congratulations. [She is still smiling as she unlocks her door to leave him] Elsa: Good night. Babe: That's too bad. I could make you so happy. I'm smart as a whip; you won't meet another thief like me in the library again. Come on; why don't you say you'll see me, huh? Elsa: All right. I'll see you again. But it won't come to anything. Babe: You can't tell. Elsa: [wistfully] Yes, I can. [She shuts her door in his face] – Marathon Man Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Janeway: Szell's brother's been killed in Manhattan. A collision with an oil truck. Doc: Oh, boy. Any changes? Janeway: Only everything. Doc: They're getting all the couriers. – Marathon Man Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Doc: [in a fancy restaurant] How could you forget to wear a tie? Babe: I didn't forget it. Who wears a tie when they eat lunch? Doc: [to Elsa] Well, at least his fly is buttoned! – Marathon Man Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Szell: You keep me waiting. Why? To upset me? Doc: Good evening. Szell: I'm not one to be mocked, and your behavior— Doc: Don't give me any static about my behavior, not after what you've been pulling. Szell: I've done nothing. Doc: You're going to tell me that Chen acted on his own? Szell: I don't know what you're talking about. Doc: I don't mind you hiring him, but my brother for Chrissake's! Did you have to involve him? Szell: It was nothing. Doc: It was a violation. We do not involve family. We never involve family. Szell: Think of it as a warning. Nothing more. [Doc slaps Szell. Szell shouts in pain and collapses. His two associates come to Szell's aid] Doc: Think of that as a warning and nothing more. Szell: You would like to fight, wouldn't you? It will not happen. I'm much too old and far too smart for that. [He gets up] But we... must talk truthfully. Are you to be trusted? Doc: No. Szell: Is that the truth? Or are you trying again to upset me? Doc: I know that you're going to the bank sooner or later. Szell: Perhaps I've already been. Doc: If you had, you wouldn't be here talking to me, would you? Szell: And what else do you know? Doc: I know that you're panicking. You think when you leave the bank, someone's gonna rob you. Szell: Who would do such a thing? Doc: Obviously, you think I would. Szell: Well? Can I trust you? Doc: You never could. You only had to. Szell: We're talking of my safety. Doc: May I be candid? Szell: Yes. Doc: I couldn't give a fuck about your— [Szell stabs Doc with a push dagger hidden in his sleeve, and Doc gasps. Szell takes the knife out of Doc and leaves with his men while Doc collapses] – Marathon Man Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Szell comes into the room. He pats Babe on the shoulder and walks to the sink] Szell: The gun had blanks, the knife, a retractable blade. Hardly original, but effective enough, I think you'll agree. I'm told you are a graduate student. Brilliant, yes? You're a historian, and I am part of history. I should have thought you would have found me interesting. Frankly, I am disappointed in your silence. Babe: Why do you have so little accent? Szell: I had alexia as a child. Alexia is a disease that- Babe: I know. It's where you can't understand written speech. Szell: Highest marks. At any event, my writing is childish still, but I am a fanatic about spoken language. I envy you your school days. Enjoy them fully. It's the last time of your life no expects anything of you. – Marathon Man Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Szell: Is it safe? [pause] Is it safe? Babe: You're talking to me? Szell: Is it safe? Babe: Is what safe? Szell: Is it safe? Babe: I don't know what you mean. I can't tell you something's safe or not, unless I know specifically what you're talking about. Szell: Is it safe? Babe: Tell me what the "it" refers to. Szell: Is it safe? Babe: Yes, it's safe, it's very safe, it's so safe you wouldn't believe it. Szell: Is it safe? Babe: No. It's not safe, it's... very dangerous, be careful. [laughs but in a scared manner] [Szell takes his dental explorer and mouth mirror and approaches Babe] Szell: Hm. Relax, relax, relax. Come on. Open. Uh-huh. Okay, okay. [Babe opens his mouth] Come on. [Szell explores Babe's mouth with a dental instrument] Babe: Huh! Ugh! Szell: That hurt? Babe: Uh-huh. Szell: I know. I should think it would. You should take better care of your teeth. You have a...[hits the cavity again] Babe: Aah! Szell: ...a cav...quite a cavity here. Is it safe? Babe: Look, I told you I can't... [Szell stabs the probe into the nerve] AAH! AAAH! Aah! Karl: [holds Babe's head again] You thinks he knows? Erhard: Of course he knows! He's being very stubborn. [Szell then opens a small bottle of oil of cloves] Babe: Oh, oh please. Please! Please don't. No. Szell: It's okay. Babe: Huh? [Szell applies the bottle of oil of cloves to kill the pain] Szell: Is it not remarkable? Simple oil of cloves, and how amazing the results. Life can be that simple: [holds up the oil] Relief... [and the probe tool] Discomfort. Now which of these I next apply? That decision is in your hands. So... take your time... and tell me... is it safe? Babe: Aah. [says in a hushed tone] Please stop. Please, stop. Note: the line, "Is it safe?" is ranked #70 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema. – Marathon Man Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Janeway: [In the car with Babe] All right, things are starting to come together. Keep your head down before you get it blown off. Those two guys I just wasted work for a man named Christian Szell. Does that name mean anything to you? Babe: No. Janeway: He ran the experimental camp in Auchswitz, where they called him "The White Angel", the Vicea, because he has this incredible head of white hair. He's probably the wealthiest and most wanted Nazi left alive. And he's hiding out somewhere in Uruguay. In 1945, Szell let it be known around Auchswitz that he could provide escape for any Jew who was willing to pay the price. He started with gold naturally, but very quickly worked his way up to diamonds. Have you heard any of this before? Babe: No. Janeway: Szell saw the end early. And he snuck his brother into America with his diamonds. They're right here in New York in a safe deposit box. Szell's brother had the key. The only other key was kept by Szell in Uruguay. And now, if he has to come out of hiding to use it, he's gonna expose himself to incredible risk. Well, everything worked out fine until his brother got killed in a head-on collision with an oil truck. Babe: Why did you say "naturally" when you said he'd started with gold? Janeway: Because he knocked it out of the Jews' teeth before he burned them. Szell was a dentist. Babe: He's not coming to America, Mr. Janeway. He's here. Janeway: He can't be here. We'd already know of it. Babe: He's here. He was the dentist that almost killed me. He kept saying, "Is it safe?, is it safe?" over and over. Janeway: Did he have white hair? Keep your head down! Did he have white hair? Babe: He was bald. Janeway: Bald? The son of a bitch has shaved his head! He's here! And he's panicked! – Marathon Man Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Janeway: [Referring to his dead brother] What did he do? Babe: He was in the oil business. Janeway: Wrong. I know exactly how Doc made his living, and the closest he ever came to the oil business was when he filled up at the friendly neighborhood gas station. – Marathon Man Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Janeway: I don't think he knows anything. And I think he knows too much. Szell: You can afford to think what you wish. I can't. ... Szell: [to Babe] Oh please don't worry. I'm not going into that cavity. That nerve's already dying. A live, freshly-cut nerve is infinitely more sensitive. So I'll just drill into a healthy tooth until I reach the pulp... unless of course you can tell me that it's safe. – Marathon Man Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Babe: Listen, I want you to rob my apartment. Melendez: [laughs] Why? Babe: There are some guys out there after me, I got a gun in my desk drawer, and I want you to get me some clothes. Melendez: What's in there for me, man? Babe: I got a TV set, I got a hi-fi, you can take it all. Do it. Melendez: What's the catch? Babe: The catch is it's dangerous. Please do it. Melendez: That ain't the catch. It's the fun. – Marathon Man Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Szell: I was in a state of hysteria, you know. [referring to the open suitcase filled with diamonds] Don't you want to take a closer look than that? Babe: No! Szell: You see, uh, in a sense, one becomes more emotional with age. First, after a lifetime of being taken by friends and enemies alike, and then just when you think you have your possessions sure, your health begins to go. [laughs] That is, of course, the ultimate theft! – Marathon Man Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sarah Robertson: But is this your draft? Peter Sullivan: Yes. Again, expanded on the original work by Mr. Dale. But, yes. Sarah Robertson: What's your background? Peter Sullivan: My background? Sarah Robertson: Your CV? Peter Sullivan: I've been with the firm for two and a half years, working with Eric that whole time. But I hold a doctorate in engineering, specialty in propulsion, from MIT with a bachelor's from Penn. Jared Cohen: What is a specialty in propulsion, exactly? Peter Sullivan: My thesis was studying the ways that friction ratios affect steering outcomes in aeronautical use under reduced gravity loads. Jared Cohen: So, you're a rocket scientist? Peter Sullivan: I was. Yeah. Jared Cohen: Interesting. How did you end up here? Peter Sullivan: Well, it's all just numbers really. Just changing what you're adding up, and, to speak freely, the money here is considerably more attractive. – Margin Call Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Peter Sullivan: Will? Did you really make two and a half million last year? Will Emerson: Yeah, sure. Peter Sullivan: How did you spend it all? Will Emerson: It goes quite quickly. You know, you learn to spend what's in your pocket. Seth Bregman: Two and a half million goes quickly? Will Emerson: All right, let's see. So the taxman takes half up front, so you're left with one and a quarter. My mortgage takes another 300 grand. I send 150 home for my parents, you know, keep them going. So what's that? Peter Sullivan: 800. Will Emerson: All right, 800. Spent 150 on a car. About 75 on restaurants. Probably 50 on clothes. I put 400 away for a rainy day. Seth Bregman: That's smart. Will Emerson: Yeah, as it turns out, 'cause it looks like the storm's coming. Peter Sullivan: You still got 125. Will Emerson: Yeah, well, I did spend $76,520 on hookers, booze, and dancers. But mainly hookers. Peter Sullivan: 76.5? Will Emerson: I was a little shocked initially, but then I realized that I could claim most of it back as entertainment. it's true. – Margin Call Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
John Tuld: Since when you have you gotten so soft? Sam Rogers: Fuck you, soft. You're panicking. John Tuld: If you're first out the door, that's not called panicking. – Margin Call Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
John Tuld: Sam, I don't think you seem to understand what your boy here has just said. John Tuld: If I made you do it, how would you do this? Sam Rogers: You call the traders in for their normal meet, because they're going to know it's the end either way. Sam Rogers: You're going to have to throw them a bone, and a pretty big one. Sam Rogers: And then you've got to come out of the gates storming. No swaps. No nothing. John Tuld: So, you're telling me that all your trades have to be gone because by lunchtime, huh? – Margin Call Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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