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[after Max just escaped the evil ice cream man, he arrives at Jenna's. Jenna is on her swing and walks up to Max]

Max:
Paper?

Jenna:
What took you so long?

Max:
I, uh, stopped to get an ice cream.

Max Keeble's Big Move  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Principal Jindrake:
What is the meaning of this?

Max Keeble:
Hey, I didn't do that.

Principal Jindrake:
So you want to save the filthy little beasts, eh? Perhaps you want me to give the animals my car. Do you want me to give my car to the smelly goat?

Max Keeble:
Goats don't drive, sir.

Principal Jindrake:
I don't care what you want me to do. The smelly goat will never get my car. Ever.

Max Keeble:
The animals have nowhere to go. Some creep's closing down the shelter.

Principal Jindrake:
I'm closing down the shelter, silly boy.

Max Keeble:
What?

Principal Jindrake:
All I need now is the right bulldozer. I'm thinking big and yellow. Where did you think I was going to build Knebworth stadium? In your house? [sarcastically] Ha, ha. Your house. That's rich. There wouldn't be room.

Max Keeble:
Whoa.

Max Keeble's Big Move  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Principal Jindrake:
So the second teacher says, "I agree. That's why they call it a lounge." Ha. Well, here we are in the Curtis Junior High library.

Superintendent Knebworth:
Hmm. Smallish.

Principal Jindrake:
Yes, but we're biggish on books...especially sports books. In fact, the one we're waiting for is Crazy Legs: The Bobby Knebworth Story.

Max Keeble's Big Move  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Max is distracted seeing his crush, Jenna, when he gets hit by the door and falls to the ground. Jenna walks up to him]

Jenna:
Are you okay?

Max:
[straining] Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. [picks himself up]

Jenna:
You look kind of familiar.

Max:
I deliver your paper. Um, I'm Max, Jenna.

Jenna:
Oh, yeah. So you go to school here now?

Max:
You play the clarinet.

Jenna:
[show her clarinet case] First chair.

Max:
I'm in band, too. I play the bassoon.

Jenna:
Hmm. Well, I'll see you later.

Max:
I'll see you, uh, bassoon. [Jenna turns and gives him a sweet smile] [annoyed] "See you bassoon"? Ugh. Stupid.

Max Keeble's Big Move  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Max:
[leaves class after insulting his teacher he passes Jenna and her friend the hallway] Well, hello, sweetheart. [Jenna and her friend turn and Jenna smiles at Max]

Max Keeble's Big Move  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Max is on his way to Megan's house when he sees Jenna leaving her house]

Jenna:
Hey, Max.

Max:
Hi, Jenna.

Jenna:
Do you want to hang out? I'm meeting some friends at Buddies.

Max:
You know what? I actually gotta kinda be somewhere.

Jenna:
Oh, come on. Stay for one milk shake. It'll be fun.

Max:
Well...

[Jenna bends down to him and smiles sweetly]

Jenna:
One milkshake.

Max:
You know what? Okay. All right. One...milkshake.

[As Max and Jenna head to Buddies, Jenna wraps her arm around Max]

Max Keeble's Big Move  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Violet:
I'm sorry I was mean to you.

Maya:
It's okay.

Violet:
No, it's not. I'm really sorry.

Maya:
Thanks, Violet. Come on, we've got a race to finish.

Violet:
You're on.

Maya the Bee: The Honey Games  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Violet:
Hey meadow bugs! Come on, let's dance!

Maya:
Sure thing! Willy?

Willy:
I'll just stay here and...

Violet and Maya:
Come on, Willy.

Maya:
Bee best friends forever. Buzz.

Willy:
Buzz.

Maya, Willy, and Violet:
Buzz!

Maya the Bee: The Honey Games  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alby:
My name is Alby. Can you tell me anything about yourself, who you are, where you came from? Anything at all. [Thomas is visibly confused and distressed; he looks around distractedly, rubbing his hands together and giving no response] Can you tell me your name?

Thomas:
[Visibly frightened] I... I can't remember anything. Why can't I remember anything?

Alby:
Hey, relax. Relax. It's normal. Happens to us all. You get your name back in a day or two. It's the one thing they let us keep.

Thomas:
What is this place?

Alby:
[Holding his hand out] Let me show you.

The Maze Runner  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Newt:
You hear that? That's the Maze, changing. Changes every night.

Thomas:
How is that even possible?

Newt:
You can ask the people that put us in here if you ever meet the bastards! Listen, the truth is, the Runners are the only ones that really know what's out there. They're the strongest and the fastest of us all, and it's a good thing, too, 'cause if they don't make it back before those doors close, then they're stuck out there for the night. And no one's ever survived a night in the Maze.

Thomas:
What happens to 'em?

Newt:
Well, we call 'em Grievers. Of course, no one's ever seen one and lived to tell about it. But they're out there.

The Maze Runner  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Thomas has run into the Maze as Minho, Keeper of the Runners, struggled to make it back with an unconscious Alby before the doors of the Maze close for the night. Not even a second after he makes it to Minho the doors slam shut behind him.]

Minho:
Good job. You just killed yourself.

Thomas:
W-what?

[Thomas examines Alby, who has various cuts and a bruise on his forehead]

Thomas:
What happened to him?

Minho:
What does it look like? He got stung.

Thomas:
What happened to his head?

Minho:
I did what I had to do.

[An unearthly screech echoes through the Maze; Minho gets up and starts moving away.]

Thomas:
Alright, help me get him up.

Minho:
We gotta go. The Maze is already changing.

Thomas:
Hey, Minho! [Minho looks back at him] We can't just leave him here.

[Later, as Minho and Thomas are dragging Alby through the Maze, another eerie screech is heard in the distance. Minho puts Alby down against a wall and goes to leave.]

Minho:
This ain't working. We gotta go. We gotta go!

Thomas:
Wait, wait, what're you talking about? We gotta do something, we gotta hide him!

Minho:
Where?

Thomas:
I don't know– Minho, just think. Are you telling me there's not a single place we can take him?

Minho:
[Growls angrily and grabs Thomas] Listen to me, shuck-face. Alright? Take a look around! There's nowhere to go! [There are more screeches and wails in the distance; Minho stands and looks towards the noises] You don't get it. We're already dead.

The Maze Runner  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Gally arrives to escort Thomas to the Pit, a set of separate holes dug in the ground and covered by a wood shelter and bamboo cage doors, and lock him in for the night.]

Thomas:
Hey, what is your problem with me?

Gally:
Everything started going wrong the minute you showed up. First Ben, then Alby, and now the girl. Everybody saw she recognized you. And I'm betting you know who she is.

[Thomas goes into the Pit and Gally fastens the ropes that "lock" the Pit shut.]

Thomas:
Gally, you know we can't stay here forever, right?

[Gally looks expressionlessly at Thomas, picks up his torch and leaves. Later, a torchlight comes into view as someone approaches the Pit.]

Thomas:
Who's there?

Chuck:
It's just me.

Thomas:
Sorry, Chuck.

Chuck:
[Handing a water bottle and food down] Here. You'll run better on a full stomach.

Thomas:
Thanks, Chuck. [Noticing the object in Chuck's hand] Hey, what've you got there? [Chuck shows it to Thomas; it's a small carved stone figure] Oh, that came out pretty damn good. What's that from?

Chuck:
It's from my parents.

Thomas:
Do you remember your parents?

Chuck:
No. well, I mean, I know I must have them. And wherever they are, I'm sure they miss me. But I can't miss them back because I don't remember them. [Looks out towards the walls of the Maze] What do you think you're gonna find out there tomorrow?

Thomas:
I don't know. But if there's a way out, Chuck, me and Minho are gonna find it.

Chuck:
Here. [Hands Thomas his figurine]

Thomas:
Chuck, why would you give this to me?

Chuck:
Can't remember them anyway. But maybe if you can find a way out you can give it to them for me. [Gets up to leave] Well, get you some sleep.

Thomas:
Hey, Chuck? Come here. [Chuck comes back] Hold out your hand. [Chuck does; Thomas presses the figurine back into his hand] I want you to give that to them yourself. We're gonna get out of here. All of us. Okay? I promise.

The Maze Runner  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Gally comes striding out of the smoke as the Gladers' gardens burn after a mass-attack by the Grievers, the first time they have openly attacked the Glade at night; Alby was taken in the attack and many others are missing.]

Thomas:
Gally. . . .

[Gally punches Thomas hard, knocking him down and causing shouts of protest to break out]

Gally:
This is all you, Thomas! Huh? Look around!

[Several Gladers restrain Gally and start pulling him away]

Minho:
Back off, Gally! It's not Thomas's fault!

Gally:
You heard what Alby said! He's one of them!

Newt:
One of who?!

Gally:
He's one of them, and they sent him here, to destroy everything, AND NOW HE HAS! Look around, Thomas! Look around! This is your fault! He's one of them, and they sent him here to destroy everything that we've built!

[Gally continues to fight the boys holding onto him, shouting furiously at Thomas, but the Gladers manage to move him farther away.]

Thomas:
What if he's right?

Teresa:
Thomas?

Thomas:
I need to remember, Teresa.

[Before anyone nearby can stop him, Thomas rams the Griever stinger he is holding into his leg; the venom makes him collapse almost instantly.]

Teresa:
Chuck, get the other syringe!

The Maze Runner  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[In the WCKD labs, after watching Dr. Ava Paige in the recorded video]

Chuck:
Is it over?

Newt:
She said we were important. What're we supposed to do now?

Thomas:
I don't know... let's get outta here.

[The surviving Gladers all start for the hallway that leads outside, but halt suddenly.]

Gally:
No.

Thomas:
Gally? [Starts forward, but Teresa holds him back]

Teresa:
Don't. He's been stung.

[Gally has, in fact, been stung by a Griever, he holds a pistol in his right hand.]

Gally:
We can't leave.

Thomas:
We did. Gally, we're out. We're free.

Gally:
Free? You think we're free out there? No, no, there's no escape from this place. [He raises the pistol and aims at Thomas]

Thomas:
Gally, listen to me. You're not thinking straight. You're not. Now, we can help you.

[Minho silently grips a spear, looking at Gally and getting ready to throw it into his heart]

Thomas:
Just put down the gun.

Gally:
I belong to the Maze.

Thomas:
Just put down the gun.

Gally:
We all do.

The Maze Runner  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Janson:
Thomas, thank you for seeing me. Sorry for the inconvenience; I was just hoping we could have a few moments to chat in private, away from the others. Well, I won't take up too much of your time. I may only have one question. What do you remember about WICKED? You're not in any trouble; we're just having a conversation. I'm just trying to understand.

Thomas:
Understand what?

Janson:
Whose side are you on?

Thomas:
I remember I used to work for WICKED. I remember that they sent me into the Maze. I remember watching my friends die in front of me. I'm on their side.

Janson:
Interesting. You say you worked for WICKED, but they sent you into the Maze. Why would they do that?

Thomas:
I don't know. Maybe you should've asked 'em before you killed 'em all!

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Janson:
Good evening, Dr. Paige. Lovely to see you again. Although, I admit, I-I wasn't expecting to hear from you quite so soon.

Dr. Ava Paige:
Change in plans, Janson. I'll be arriving a little sooner than expected; first thing tomorrow.

Janson:
Oh, we'll be delighted to have you. I think you'll be pleased with the progress we've made. As you can see, early results have been extremely promising. Whatever it is you've been doing to them in there, it's working.

Dr. Ava Paige:
Not well enough. I've just received Board approval. I want all of the remaining subjects sedated and prepped for harvest by the time I arrive.

Janson:
Dr. Paige, we're going as fast as we can. We are still running tests–

Dr. Ava Paige:
Try something faster. Until I can guarantee their security, this is the best plan.

Janson:
Ma'am, security is my job; we're on 24-hour lockdown here. I can assure you, the assets are secure.

Dr. Ava Paige:
Have you found the Right Arm?

Janson:
Not yet. We've tracked them as far as the mountains–

Dr. Ava Paige:
So they're still out there. And they've already hit two of our installations. They want these kids as badly as we do. And I cannot– I cannot afford another loss. Not now, when I'm so close to a cure. If you are not up to the task, I will find someone who is.

Janson:
That won't be necessary. May I suggest we start with the most recent arrivals–

Dr. Ava Paige:
Just get it done. [Janson starts to leave] Janson. I don't want them to feel any pain.

Janson:
They won't feel a thing.

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Thomas:
Open this door, Janson!

Janson:
You really don't want me to.

Thomas:
OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!

Janson:
Listen to me! I'm trying to save your life! The Maze was one thing, but you kids wouldn't last one day out in the Scorch. If the elements don't kill you, the Cranks will. Thomas, you have to believe me. I only want what's best for you.

Thomas:
Yeah, lemme guess– WICKED is good?

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Newt:
I wish Alby could've seen all this.

Thomas:
And Winston. And Chuck.

Newt:
He'd be proud of you, you know, Tommy.

Thomas:
thanks ya old shank

Jordan Christensen:
quit your guy's smooching and hurry up we need to run if we want to make it on time.

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hank:
Still wanna skip-rope in the street?

Little Girl:
I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie!

Hank:
Wrong answer. And the name's Hank, fuckface.

Me, Myself & Irene  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Charlie:
Alright, Hank, truce?

Hank:
For now, fucker.

Me, Myself & Irene  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Charlie:
Hank, we're shot.

Hank:
Come on, you pussy. It's just a flesh wound.

Me, Myself & Irene  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Charlie:
[seeing Lieutenant Gerke in the road] Oh, shit!

Hank:
Don't worry about him. [runs over Lieutenant Gerke]

Charlie:
Hank, what have you done?! Oh my God!

Hank:
Don't you just love it?

Me, Myself & Irene  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Janis:
That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.

Damian:
She asked me how to spell "orange."

[Cady snickers]

Janis:
And that little one? That's Gretchen Wieners.

Damian:
She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.

Janis:
Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.

Damian:
That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

Janis:
And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that.

Damian:
She's the queen bee. The star. Those other two are just her little workers.

Janis:
Regina George... How do I even begin to explain Regina George?

Emma Gerber:
Regina George is flawless.

Lea Edwards:
She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.

Mathlete Tim Pak:
I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.

Amber D'Alessio:
I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.

Kristen Hadley:
Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.

Short girl:
One time, she met John Stamos on a plane.

Jessica Lopez:
And he told her she was pretty.

Bethany Byrd:
One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.

Mean Girls  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Damian:
[about Regina] She always looks fierce. She always wins Spring Fling Queen.

Janis:
Who cares?

Damian:
I care. Every year, the seniors throw this dance for the underclassmen called The Spring Fling. And whomsoever is elected Spring Fling King and Queen automatically becomes head of the Student Activities Committee. And since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would say, yeah, I care.

Janis:
Wow, Damian, you've truly out-gayed yourself.

Mean Girls  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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