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Duke: I'm kind of partial to blonde myself. Hawkeye: I knew it! I knew you had a-- had an attraction for Hot Lips Houlihan Trapper: Here! Here! Duke: Go to hell, Captain Pierce. You know I damn near puke every time I look at her. Besides she's-- I'll bet she's not a real blonde. Hawkeye: How dare you say that about an officer of the United States Army! Duke: I'll not only say it, but I'll back it with 20 bucks. How's that? Hawkeye: You have yourself a bet, sir. [To Trapper] You're my witness. Trapper: I'll be your witness, but who's gonna be the poor schmuck who finds out? – MASH Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Trapper: Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid's chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark. So you go find the gas-passer and you have him pre-medicate this patient. Then bring me the latest pictures on him. The ones we saw must be 48 hours old by now. Then call the kitchen and have them rustle us up some lunch. Ham and eggs will all right. Steak would be even better. And then give me at least one nurse who knows how to work in close without getting her tits in my way. Capt. Peterson: [Outraged] Oh! [She turns to leave and bumps into Nurse] Oh! Fool! [She stomps off] Nurse: How do you want your steak cooked? – MASH Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Me Lay: Who are you? Hawkeye: I'm Dr. Jekyll, actually. This is my friend, Mr. Hyde. [Trapper grunts] – MASH Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Caught by the MPs] Trapper: Finally caught up with us, huh? Hawkeye: Where did we fail? Trapper: I don't know, I think it was the woman. Something tells me I've seen her someplace before. Hawkeye: She was the one in Tangiers. – MASH Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[the starter's pistol goes off at the football game] Hot Lips: Oh my God! They've shot him! Colonel Blake: Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! It's the end of the quarter. – MASH Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rocky Dennis: [smashing some plates] I hate you going out every night and coming home wasted all the time! Rusty Dennis: It's none of your goddamn business! Rocky Dennis: You're my mother! Rusty Dennis: Well, you're not my warden! – Mask Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[after Rocky gave an impressive speech on how the Trojan War started] Eric: That wasn't bad, Dennis. How about you tutor me? Rocky Dennis: Tutor you? Eric: Yeah, Cooley almost failed me last year. Rocky Dennis: OK, but it will cost you three bucks an hour. Eric: [surprised] Three bucks? [The classroom falls silent and looks back at the two because of the sudden outburst] Rocky Dennis: Hey, I don't work for free. Eric: [kinda tense] It's a deal. – Mask Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gar: Rocky, you mom sometimes does the wrong things, but for the right reasons. Rocky Dennis: You always stick up to her, Gar, and then she pisses you off, and you split. Then you come back. – Mask Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Amusement park. Rocky and his biker family want to go on the bumper cars. Carnie: I cannot be responsible for anything that happens to the retard. Gar: Then I cannot be responsible for anything I do to you! Carnie freezes as Gar grabs him Gar{controlled voice}: Take the tickets. – Mask Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rocky Dennis: Grandma! Grandpa! How are you? Abe Dennis: Doing great Rocky. Checks out Rocky's baseball card collection of the 1955 Brooklyn Dodgers Your team is good, but I have always said the backbone of a good team is a...center fielder! Presents Rocky with the rare baseball card he had been searching a long time for Rocky Dennis: Hey! Thanks so much! – Mask Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[after an unpleasant visit from her parents, Rusty is about to take a lot of drugs] Gar: [gets a beer from the fridge] If you're gonna get wasted off that crap, I'm not gonna sit here and babysit you. Rusty Dennis: [scoffles] You must be confusing me with someone who gives a shit. Gar: Must be. Rusty Dennis: [looks at the drugs in her hand and sighs sadly] You know, this just isn't going to work. You're telling me to do things and I'm just gonna end up hating you. Gar: Oh, come on, baby. You and your old man have been going throught this shit forever. Got to you again, didn't he? Got you ready for another one of those 2-hour screamers. Gets you to the place where I wanna put you through the goddamn wall. Rusty Dennis: [snaps back] Well, go ahead. Then put me through the goddamn wall. Why should you be different than any other guy I've ever been with. [Gar clonks the beer bottle down on the table and leaves her] – Mask Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Diana: Rocky? That is an unusual name. Rocky: Actually, my true name is Roy. Rocky is just a nickname my mother gave me. Diana: How did she decide on that? Rocky: Easy. From the song. Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetops! She said it would not sleep unless I did a lot of rocking! – Mask Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Diana: Rocky, let me feel you. Diana senses Rocky's face Rocky: My mom always told me I was a lion in my past life, but I did not completely leave my old body for this one! – Mask Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Don Rafael: Did you send men to the hills? Double the guard at the walls? Captain Love: Yes, yes, of course. After all, it's only one man... Don Rafael: It isn't just "one man", damn it! It's Zorro! – The Mask of Zorro Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Stephen Maturin: By comparison, the Surprise is a somewhat aged man-o-war. Am I not correct? Capt. Jack Aubrey: Would you call me an aged man-o-war, doctor? The Surprise is not old; no one would call her old. She has a bluff bow, lovely lines. She's a fine sea-boat: weatherly, stiff and fast … very fast, if she's well handled. No, she's not old; she's in her prime. Sailing Master John Allen: Well, we can patch up the main and mizzen, the foresail's too far gone, I'm afraid, so we'll bend our spare. Lt. Thomas Pullings: Mr. Lamb is confident, with basic repairs we can get home as we are-- Capt. Jack Aubrey: We're not going home. [Everyone in the room freezes in awkward silence] Sailing Master John Allen: But, to refit, we need a port, and the Acheron may be still be looking for us. Capt. Jack Aubrey: We can refit at sea. Here. We're at shoals. As you said, Mr. Allen, she is taking the war to the south seas, and we are supposed to stop her. Sailing Master John Allen: But, Sir, with respect, she's a vastly heavier ship. She's out of our class. She could be halfway to Cape Horn by the time we're repaired and under way. Capt. Jack Aubrey: Well, then, there's not a moment to lose. – Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Midshipman Blakeney: Is it true about how they put the last stitch through your nose? Midshipman Calamy: What do you mean? Midshipman Blakeney: Old Joe told me that when you die, they stitch you up in your hammock with the last stitch through your nose, just to make sure you're not asleep. Not through the nose, you'll tell them? Midshipman Calamy: (nods) – Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Capt. Jack Aubrey: (After the crew's rate of fire is not satisfactory enough) Lads, that's not good enough. Remember, we need to fire two broadsides to her one. Do you want to see a guillotine in Piccadilly!? Crew: No! Capt. Jack Aubrey: Want to call that raggedy-arse Napoleon your king!? Crew: No! Capt. Jack Aubrey: You want your children to sing the "La Marseillaise!?" Crew: No! Capt. Jack Aubrey: Mr. Mowett, Mr. Pullings, starboard battery! – Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The crew is watching Dr. Maturin perform brain surgery on the ship's deck] Able Seaman Slade: Is them his brains, sir? Dr. Stephen Maturin: No, that's just dried blood. [The crew grumbles in disappointment] Dr. Stephen Maturin: [after wiping away the dried blood] Those are his brains. [The crew "Ohhs" in wonder] – Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Capt. Aubrey is briefing his officers] Capt. Jack Aubrey: Right! From now on, no sirs, no salutes, no ayes, no whistles, no bells. Officers: [as one man] Aye, sir. – Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Midshipman Blakeney: Excuse me, Sir? Capt. Jack Aubrey: Remove your hat, Blakeney. We're whalers here. Midshipman Blakeney: [removes his hat] May I speak with you, Sir? Capt. Jack Aubrey: Yes, yes. Midshipman Blakeney: Mr. Calamy says I'm not in the boarding party, I want to say... Capt. Jack Aubrey: I know what you want to say. My answer is no. [Blakeney lowers his head in disappointment] You'll lead your gun crew and then when we board, you'll take command of the ship from here on the quarterdeck. Do I make myself clear? Midshipman Blakeney: Take command of the ship? Thank you, Sir. – Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
He-Man: Let her go. Skeletor: I don't think so. No. While she remains imprisoned within this field, her powers increase my own. And when the moon reaches its zenith. The Great Eye will open, and all the powers of Grayskull will be bestowed upon me! Your wondrous Sorceress will die! Man-At-Arms: You dare threaten her life? Skeletor: I dare anything! I am Skeletor! Throw down your weapons and pledge yourselves to me! Or you will join her! He-Man: It's not her you want, it me. It's always been between us. Skeletor: Silence! – Masters of the Universe Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Evil-Lyn: After all this time, Grayskull is ours. Skeletor: No! Mine. Sorceress: The powers of Grayskull has not yet passed to you. Skeletor: Someone is speaking to me... yes. Sorceress, my lovely prisoner, my prisoner at last. I've won. I've won. The darkness is rising to embrace you. Sorceress: The dark can embrace the light, but never eclipse it. You've not won yet, Skeletor. He-Man is still alive! I can feel him! Skeletor: Really. How sensitive you are. Can you feel - this? [uses his magic to zap her strength] – Masters of the Universe Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[after He-Man and his team escape using the Cosmic key] Skeletor: Find them. Trace them! I want them and that key hunted down and brought to me! Evil-Lyn: It looked as if he was punching the keys at random. There's no way your telling where they might have gone. Skeletor: Monitor the frequencies! Wherever they are, they'll use it again. When they do, lock it in. He-Man lives and possesses that key! I must possess all, or I possess nothing. Find them. – Masters of the Universe Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Man-At-Arms: Mmm... good food. Teela: I wonder why they put the meat on these little white sticks? Man-At-Arms: Those are rib bones. Teela : [pauses in shock] You mean this used to be an animal? Man-At Arms: [continues eating] Mm-hmm. Teela: Ugh! What a barbaric world... Man-At-Arms: Never think while you're hungry. Teela: I think we've wasted enough time. We'd better get back to our sectors. Gwildor: It tasted good... – Masters of the Universe Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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