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Dora:
Ever take a roofie?

Sylvia:
NO!

Dora:
Me neither. I'm afraid I'd stay home and date-rape myself all night long!

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jensen Ames:
What makes you think for a second I would risk my life doing this for you?

Hennessey:
Win five races, you go free. Those are the rules, and Frank has won four. Win one more, you walk. Call it intuition, but I don't think you belong in here with the rest of these animals.

Death Race  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Randolph mentions his long-ago affair with Nora]

Nora:
That was a long time ago. I was young and stupid.

Randolph:
And limber.

Death to Smoochy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Merv gets kidnapped by the mob]

Merv Green:
It was a mistake! An honest mistake! I only did it to help the children!

Tommy Kotter:
You like kids, eh?

Merv Green:
Yes!

Tommy Kotter:
You like fairy tales, then?

Merv Green:
Yeah!

Tommy Kotter:
Jimmy, tell him the one about the worthless prick that got his head chopped off with an axe.

Death to Smoochy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Reporter:
How does it feel to be the most hated man in America?

Randolph:
In this country full of neanderthals, I wear it as a fucking badge of honor.

Reporter 2:
Nora Wells says you have an unhealthy obsession with Mopes.

Randolph:
I barely know that bitch, okay? And she's been down on everything but the Titanic. She spreads like cream cheese for Sheldon.

Reporter 3:
What about the rumors that you're mentally imbalanced?

Randolph:
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I'm not mentally imbalanced. I'm on the same dosage I've always been.

Death to Smoochy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[As Randolph and Buggy dangle from a ceiling catwalk]

Randolph:
Let go of me you FUCKING JUNKIE!

[As Buggy loses his grip, plummeting to his death]

Buggy:
I never saw Venice!

Death to Smoochy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Randolph:
I'm a fraud. I'm a wicked man who's done some wicked acts.

Sheldon:
Well, it's like the song says... [flips the gun's cylinder in place] We all have our bad days.

Death to Smoochy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dominique:
You need to put it here. Don't be an idiot for once.

Janet:
You need to speak English or French. Frenglish is not a language.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Scud:
You're scheduled to meet 20:00 hours.

Lucy:
Where'd you find her?

Scud:
Zeda tipped us. Said she's available, she's in from Prague, relocating state-side.

Lucy:
Assassin?

Scud:
Check.

Lucy:
Where's the meet?

Scud:
Les Deux Amours. Trendy, yet discreet.

Lucy:
[looking over the image of Ninotchka and shifting her eyes side to side as she thinks] Cancel it. [gets up out of her chair]

Scud:
Why?! It's all set up.

Lucy:
I don't do blind dates.

Scud:
Yeah, well it's not a blind date if you know what they look like, ok.

Lucy:
Just tell her I'm not coming, ok. Say I came down with something.

Scud:
Come on Lucy it's been two years. You have to get out there.

Lucy:
I am out there. I went out with that drummer; the girl from the band that talked really loud.

Scud:
No, you didn't go out with her. We all went out together. And then you lied and said you had food poisoning, and you went home early.

Lucy:
Yeah well she talked really loud, like even when you were right next to her.

Scud:
[under his breath] I know.

Scud:
Look I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to drown yourself in your little schemes to destroy the world. But you need to get over it already, ok. You were dumped.

Lucy:
I was not dumped.

Scud:
Oh you were dumped hard. And that sucks. And you took your time off to go to Antarctica or whatever.

Lucy:
Reykjavik. It's in Iceland.

Scud:
But now it's time to get back in the game, Lucy. You've got a date tonight with a beautiful Russian assassin, and you're gonna show up. Lucy

Lucy:
Fine. Ok, I'll go. I'll be there.

Scud:
Just promise me you'll be open.

Lucy:
Open to what?

Scud:
Open to love.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Max:
And what did I say to you the very first day of Academy?

Amy:
"That's my bunk, bitch."

Max:
Okay, after I said that.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Scud:
Just promise me you'll be open.

Lucy:
Open to what?

Scud:
Open to love.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lucy:
[on an awkward blind date] So, you're an assassin.

Ninotchka:
Da.

Lucy:
How's that work?

Ninotchka:
It's mostly freelance.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lucy:
[clutching stomach] I just, I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning.

Ninotchka:
Are you blowing me?

Lucy:
What?

Ninotchka:
Off. Are you blowing me off?

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Amy:
'[looking at Lucy through binoculars] Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's...

Max:
What?

Amy:
Real.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lucy:
[after Amy refuses to go out with her] Why not?

Amy:
[still with her weapon trained on Lucy] Like a zillion reasons!

[Lucy kicks the weapon pointed at her away, then snatches it away, and points it at Amy]

Lucy:
Well now you have to come with me. [giggles]

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Janet:
I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.

Amy:
Really? Where did you get it?

Janet:
Target.

Amy:
No way.

Dominique:
Silence!

Janet:
[whispering] They also have it in teal.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lucy:
[talking about a girl she met, Amy] Okay, first of all, you are gonna have to swear to me that you are not gonna freak out about this.

Scud:
Freak out about what? Why would I freak out?

Lucy:
Well, you know, sometimes you can--

Scud:
[freaking out] Oh, my God, who is it?

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Janet:
[watching Amy and Lucy flirt] Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend appears to be hitting on my friend.

Scud:
You're not wrong.

Janet:
Yeah, but my friend... not into that.

Scud:
[under breath] Right.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Janet:
[catching Amy and Lucy in a near kiss] Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!

Lucy:
[ scoffs rolling her eyes at Janet] Uhg!

Scud:
[smug] You owe me fifty bucks.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Amy:
Nothing happened.

Janet:
She was totally going to kiss you. You are so into her!

Amy:
I am not!

Janet:
You violated a prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a girl. You're so busted!

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Janet:
They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!

Amy:
Shut up!

Janet:
[lowers voice] A gay slut!

Amy:
I'm not gay!

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Max:
[to Amy] I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.

Janet:
[under her breath] Perfect whore!

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Max:
I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond.

Janet:
[incredulous] You too?

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lucy:
Come with me. Come on, what do you have to lose?

Amy:
Everything.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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