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Frank Costello: Who let this IRA motherfucker in my bar? [the man looks startled] Frank Costello: [laughs] Only kidding. How's your mother? Man in Costello's Bar: Oh... I'm afraid she's on her way out. Frank Costello: [walks away] We all are. Act accordingly. [smiles and he straightens tie] – The Departed Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ellerby: [during a conference briefing about Costello and his crew] Staff Sergeant Dignam is our liaison to the the undercover department, his undercover work is extensive. He's here to give us his report. Sergeant Dignam. Dignam: OK. My people are out there. They're like fuckin' Indians. You're not gonna see 'em you're not gonna hear about 'em except from me or Captain Queenan. You will not ever know the identity of undercover people. Unfortunately, this shithole has more fuckin' leaks than the Iraqi Navy. Ellerby: Fuck yourself. Dignam: I'm tired from fuckin' your wife. Ellerby: How's your mother? Dignam: Good, she's tired from fuckin' my father. – The Departed Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Queenan: Congratulations on passing the detective's exam, and welcome to the Special Investigation Unit. Dignam: Whoop-da-fucking-do. Queenan: We won't be working together, that is, directly. You'll be working for Captain Ellerby, but I like to watch everybody. Queenan: You're a worker. You rise fast. Staff Sergeant Dignam: Like a 12-year-old's dick. – The Departed Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dignam: Tell me, what's a lace-curtain mofo like you doing in the staties? Costigan: Well, families are always rising or falling in America, am I right? Queenan: Who said that? Costigan: Hawthorne. Dignam: What's the matter, smart-ass, you don't know any fucking Shakespeare? – The Departed Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dignam: Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. Three-decker men at best. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy, the fuckin' donkey on the weekends. I got that right? [Costigan does not answer] Yup. You have different accents? You did, didn't you? You little fuckin' snake. You were like different people. Billy Costigan: You a psychiatrist? Dignam: Well, if I was I'd ask you why you're a Statie making 30 grand a year. And I think if I was Sigmund fuckin' Freud I wouldn't get an answer. So tell me, what's a lace-curtain motherfucker like you doing in the Staties? Billy Costigan: Well, "Families are always rising and falling in America", am I right? Queenan: Who said that? Billy Costigan: Hawthorne. Dignam: Pfft! What's the matter, smart ass? Don't know any fuckin' Shakespeare? Queenan: We have a question: Do you want to be a cop, or do you want to appear to be a cop? It's an honest question. A lot of guys just want to appear to be cops. Gun, badge, pretend they're on TV. Dignam: Yeah, a lot of people just wanna slam a nigger's head through a plate-glass window. Billy Costigan: I'm all set without your own personal job application. Alright, Sergeant? Dignam: What the fuck did you say to me, trainee? Billy Costigan: [to Queenan] With all due respect, sir, what do you want from me? Dignam: Hey asshole, he can't help you! I know what you are, okay? I know what you are and I know what you are not. I'm the best friend you have on the face of this earth, and I'm gonna help you understand something, you punk. YOU'RE NO FUCKIN' COP! Queenan: He's right. We deal in deception here. What we do not deal with is self-deception. Five years from now, you can be anything else in the world, but you will never be a Massachusetts State Trooper. Billy Costigan: You sure of that? Queenan: I'm sure. Dignam: Guaran-fucking-teed. You got a 1400 on your SATs, kid. You're an astronaut, not a Statie. – The Departed Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ellerby: Yeah, but cui bono? Who benefits? Colin Sullivan: Cui gives a shit? It's got a fuckin' bow on it. – The Departed Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Frank Costello: I'm going to have my associate search you. Billy Costigan: No, no one's fucking searching me. Searching me for what? Frank Costello: Contra-fucking-band. Take your shoes off. [French slams Costigan into a chair] Mr. French: Shoes. Frank Costello: [to Costigan] I knew your father. Billy Costigan: Yeah? You know he's dead? Frank Costello: Oh, sorry. How'd he go? Billy Costigan: He didn't complain. Frank Costello: Yeah, that was his problem. Billy Costigan: Who said he had a problem? Frank Costello: I just said he had a fucking problem. There's a man who could have been anything. Billy Costigan: Are you trying to say he was nothing? [French slams Costigan onto a pool table and continues his search] Frank Costello: I'm saying he worked at the airport. Mr. French: He's clean. Frank Costello: Arm. Billy Costigan: Arm? What fuckin' arm? Mr. French: [French pulls Costigan to a pool table] Show me your arm. Flip it. mmhmmm, mmhmmm... [French slams Costigan's arm on the table until the cast breaks, while Costigan screams in pain] Frank Costello: It makes me curious to see you in this neighborhood. Mr. French: [removing the cast] He's clean. Frank Costello: And if I can slander my own environment, it makes me sad. This, uh, regression. Plus, I don't know if it's beyond some fucking cop prick like Queenan to pull you out of the Staties and send you gift-wrapped to me. I just can't know. I wonder what they do in that particular department, anyway. [Costello slams on Costigan's broken arm with Costigan's boot] Frank Costello: [yelling] Are you still a cop? Billy Costigan: [in severe pain] No! [Costello whacks his arm again] Frank Costello: [yelling] Swear on your mother's grave. You're still not a cop? Billy Costigan: [painfully] I'm not a fucking cop! [Costello whacks his arm again, this time re-breaking it] Frank Costello: [yelling] Are you going to stop doing coke deals with your jerk-off fucking cousin? Billy Costigan: [weakly] Yes, yes, yes! Frank Costello: [patting his back] All right, all right. It's okay. You'll be be all right. Get your hand taken care of. [throwing down some money] Frank Costello: I'm sorry, but it was necessary. As for our problem with Providence - let's not cry over some spilled guineas. – The Departed Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Frank Costello: [Discussing Billy with Mr. French] Do you trust him? Mr. French: Well, these days, who's reliable? Frank Costello: His uncle Jackie was. I don't know...you just can't trust a guy who acts like he's got nothing to lose. Mr. French: I'm reliable. Frank Costello: Arnie, you're one in a million. Mr. French: Ten. Ten million. Frank Costello: What about your wife, Arnie? Mr. French: I thought she was reliable. Frank Costello: [Starts laughing] She wasn't! Mr. French: ...Well, she got reliable. [Scene cuts to French strangling his wife] – The Departed Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Frank Costello: I got this rat, this gnawing, cheese eating fuckin' rat and it brings up questions... You know, see, Bill, like you're the new guy. Girlfriend... Why don't you stay in the bar that night I got your numbers. Social Security numbers. Everybody's fuckin' numbers. Billy Costigan: Is there something that you just wanna go ahead and ask me? 'Cause I'll give you the fuckin' answer, all right? Frank, look at me. Look at me. I'm not the fuckin' rat. Okay? I'm not the fuckin' rat. – The Departed Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[catching Sullivan off guard] Billy Costigan: FREEZE! Colin Sullivan: Hey, whoa! Put the fucking gun down! Put the gun down. I came to talk sense into you. Billy Costigan: HANDS! Colin Sullivan: All right. Just act professional. I can get your money. Billy Costigan: What'd you say? Colin Sullivan: I can get you your money. [Costigan strikes him with his gun and cuffs him] Billy Costigan: You didn't come here to talk. You came here to get arrested. Colin Sullivan: You have fucking tapes of what? Costello was my informant! I was a rat? FUCK YOU! Prove it! He was working for me. He was MY INFORMANT! Billy Costigan: Shut your fucking mouth. Come on, get up! Colin Sullivan: What is this, a citizen's arrest? Blow me. All right, only one of us is a cop here, Bill! You understand? No one knows who you fucking are! Billy Costigan: Would you shut the fuck up?! Colin Sullivan: I'm a sergeant in the Massachusetts State Police! Who the fuck are you? I ERASED YOU! Billy Costigan: [slamming him against the wall] You erased me, huh? Colin Sullivan: Yeah, go ahead. Shoot a cop, Einstein. Watch what happens. Billy Costigan: Well, what happens is the bullet will go RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD! Colin Sullivan: Watch what happens! Billy Costigan: Why? So you can get the parade, huh? The bag pipes and bullshit? FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I'M FUCKING ARRESTING YOU! Colin Sullivan: That's the stupidest thing you could do. Billy Costigan: [punching Sullivan with his gun with each word] SHUT THE FUCK UP! I could give a fuck if the charges don't stick. I'm still fucking arresting you. – The Departed Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[a baseball breaks the bedroom window, where outside children are playing the sport] Peggy: I knew they'd try it! Try to kill me in my own home! It's like war! Don't tell me I don't know what Vietnam is like! [opens the window] Brats! Brats! Brats! Child: Oh, I'm sorry Mrs. Gravel. I'll pay for the window out of my allowance. Peggy: How about my LIFE? Do you get enough allowance to pay for that?! I know you were trying to kill me! What's the matter with the courts? Do they allow this lawlesness and malicious destruction of property to run rampant? I HATE THE SUPREME COURT! [moves away from the window in a rage and throws a vase, breaking it, then moves back to the window] Go home to your mother! Doesn't she ever watch you? Tell her this isn't some communist day-care center! Tell your mother I hate her! Tell your mother I HATE YOU! – Desperate Living Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Grizelda: We killed your husband, and I ain't your maid any more, bitch! I'm your sister in crime! Peggy: Please, don't sit on me! – Desperate Living Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Peggy: We were raped! Please, give us shelter! Mole: You were raped?! – Desperate Living Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Muffy: Sometimes I need a man. Mole: I'm a man, Muffy! A man trapped in a woman's body! – Desperate Living Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Princess Coo-Coo: Herbert! Herbert: Coo-Coo, Coo-coo! Oh, Coo, I worship the ground you walk on. I couldn't keep my mind on my work all morning. Every piece of trash I had to pick up reminded me of you! An old candy wrapper made me think of how sweet you are. A snotty Kleenex made me realize how much I'd cry if we ever had to part. An old rubber made me think of all the nights of eros we have before us. I love you, Coo-coo. Princess Coo-coo: Oh Herbert, I masturbated 14 times last night just thinking of you, and when I finally did fall asleep, my dreams were not exactly dry. Take me now, Herbert! Take me in front of the whole town! – Desperate Living Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Peggy: You obviously belong in a mental hospital! Grizelda: Look who's calling the kettle black! She's just upset, now be easy on her! Peggy: I will not! I don't want some renegade necrophile princess as my roommate! – Desperate Living Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Muffy's Friend: Holy shit Mole, what happened to you?! Mole: Oh, Muffy just gave me an abortion. – Desperate Living Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fred McDade (Gru's neighbor): Morning, Gru! How you doing? Gru: Hello, Fred. FYI, your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard and I don't appreciate it. Fred: Sorry. You know dogs, they go wherever they wanna go. Gru: Unless they're dead. [laughs] I'm joking! Although it is true. Anyway, have a good one. Fred: [confused] Oh, okay. Uh... yeah! – Despicable Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Gru approaches his door, holding a mace in one of his hands. He peeks through the key hole, seeing three little girls] Margo: Hello! Cookies for sale! Edith: All right then. Gru: Go away, I'm not home. Margo: Uh, yes you are. I heard you. [Edith jumps in front of the peephole and sticks her tongue out at Gru.] Gru: [gasps, dropping his club] No, you didn't. This... [monotone] is a recording. Margo: [scoffs] No, it isn't. Gru: Yes, it is. Watch this. [monotone] Leave a message. Beep. [Edith kicks the door] Ow! [Margo leads Edith off the porch.] Agnes: [still standing in front of Gru's door] Goodbye, recorded message. Margo: [off-screen] Agnes, come on! – Despicable Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Doctor Nefario: [by intercom] Gru! Gru: Ah, Dr. Nefario. Dr. Nefario: I know how you must be feeling. I too have encountered great disappointment, but, in my eyes, you'll always be one of the greats. Gru: What? What happened? Dr. Nefario: It's all over the news! Some fella just stole a pyramid! He said it makes all other villains look... lame. Gru: [responds angrily] Assemble the Minions! – Despicable Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gru: [takes phone call] Hello, Mom. Sorry. I meant to call, but... Gru's Mom: I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid. [Gru sighs in disgust] That was you, wasn't it? Or was it a villain who was actually successful? [laughs] Gru: Listen, I'm in the middle of something that's very very big, very important! When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud! Gru's Mom: Ha! Good luck with that! Okay, I'm outta here! [ends the call and kicks a punching bag in her dojo, knocking another man across the room] HA! – Despicable Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Young Gru: Mom, someday I'm going to go to the moon! Gru's Mom: Oh, I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore. – Despicable Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Gru presents his moon heist plan to Mr. Perkins] Gru: So all I need is money from the bank to build a rocket, and then the moon is ours. Mr. Perkins: Wow! Well, very nice presentation. Um, I'd like to see this shrink ray. Gru: Absolutely! Will do! [softly] Soon as I have it. Mr. Perkins: You don't have it? And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money?! Gru: Apparently. Mr. Perkins: Do you have any idea on what this bank invested in you, Gru? With far too little of your plots actually turning a profit. How else can I put it? [holds up an apple] Let's say this apple is you. If we don't start getting our money back... [crushes the apple in his palm] Get the picture? Gru: [nervously] Mm-hmm. Mr. Perkins: Look, Gru, what I'm saying is that they're a lot of other villains out there. Younger than you. Hungrier than you. Younger than you. Like that young fella out there named Vector! He just stole a pyramid! Gru: [shocked, then] I got it, I got it. So, as far as getting money for the rocket? Mr. Perkins: Get the shrink ray. Then we'll talk. – Despicable Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[praying before bed] Margo: And please watch over us, and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep. Edith: And bless that while we're sleeping, no bugs will crawl into our ears and lay eggs in our brains! Agnes: Ugh! Margo: Great. Thanks for that image, Edith. – Despicable Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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