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Gavin:
Look at this place: the Yogurt Shoppe... the Yogurt "Shop-e". What the fuck is a "Shop-e"?

Randi:
Why don't you make like a tree and leave?

Gavin:
Clever girl.

– Disturbing Behavior  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chug:
Will you go out with me?

Rachel:
[laughs] You're kidding, right? [seriously] No, Chug, I won't.

Chug:
WHY NOT?!

– Disturbing Behavior  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rachel:
Just tell me you have a really razor plan?

Steve:
I am making this shit up as I go.

– Disturbing Behavior  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dorian:
Evening, Officer!

Officer Cox:
What are you doing?

Dorian:
Oh, I'm getting rid of rats! The pink-eyed vermin can't see for spit!

– Disturbing Behavior  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[after Steve begs for the family to head back to Chicago, Dr. Caldicott steps inside the Clark house]

Dr. Caldicott:
Steven, you are home. Cradle Bay is where you belong, here with your family.

Steve:
[realizing he's been betrayed by his mother and father] You signed me up for the program?

Cynthia:
We want what's best for you.

Steve:
[screaming] What about what I want??!!

Dr. Caldicott:
Steven, do you really like the way you feel?

Steve:
Oh, shut the fuck up! [to his parents] You sold me out.

Cynthia:
No, we didn't! We just want you back!

Nathan:
Steven, please...

Steve:
[shouting] "Steve!" My name is "Steve", OK?! Nobody calls me "Steven" except for them!

– Disturbing Behavior  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[U.V. isn't sure if Steve Clark is now one of the Blue Ribbons]

U.V.:
Hey, man, not so fast! What's the capital of North Dakota?

Steve:
How the fuck should I know?

U.V.:
All right, you're cool.

– Disturbing Behavior  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Steve:
What're you doing?

Dorian:
We can't very well let these shitbirds go off and graduate into the world, can we?

Steve:
Maybe they can be helped!

Dorian:
No, they can't... And neither can I! [shows the gunshot wound to his stomach] Do good things, lunch boy.

– Disturbing Behavior  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Steve:
It's over, you son of a bitch. It's finished.

Dr. Caldicott:
"Finished"? There'll always be other towns. Other troubled teens. Other troubled parents. Science is God!

– Disturbing Behavior  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[U.V. shoots Gavin to prevent him from shooting Rachel and Steve]

Gavin:
[falls to the ground, bleeding] Three times? You had to shoot me three times?

U.V.:
[voice breaking] Sorry, man.

Gavin:
Wow. I get to say to my twisted family... I guess this diminishes my chances of ever meeting Trent Reznor...Wow, I guess I'm finally coming around... Note: This was a deleted scene.

– Disturbing Behavior  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rachel:
What happened?

Steve:
We're the only ones left.

Rachel:
So what do we do now?

Steve:
We go home.

Rachel:
Where's that?

Steve:
Wherever. Wherever we are.

– Disturbing Behavior  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Linda:
How would you like it if you had balls in your ears?

Dr. Young:
[pause] I guess I could hear myself cumming!

– Deep Throat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bob Diamond:
For example, I use forty-eight percent of my brain. Do you know how much you use?

Daniel Miller:
Forty... seven?

Bob Diamond:
[laughs] Three.

– Defending Your Life  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Old lady on bus:
[noticing Daniel] Ooh, so young... AIDS?

Daniel Miller:
Oh, no... car accident.

– Defending Your Life  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Club Comedian:
And you sir. How did you die?

Daniel Miller:
On stage, like you.

– Defending Your Life  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bob Diamond:
Your honors, Miss Foster and I have had this argument for a long time. I think the act itself is what's important, but she wants to keep enlarging it until everything loses its meaning. If I fix the flat tire on your car, and two years later I lose your garden hose, according to you I'm not going to get any credit for the flat, I'm just a dumb guy who lost the hose!

– Defending Your Life  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lena Foster:
What did you finally invest in, Mr. Miller, do you remember?

Daniel Miller:
[under his breath] Um, uh... cattle.

Lena Foster:
And what happened to the cattle?

Daniel Miller:
I don't know; I never got a straight answer. All I know is that their teeth fell out.

– Defending Your Life  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Daniel Miller:
You have to be okay with yourself before you can ever be okay with anyone else

– Defending Your Life  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Griner:
Canoe trip?

Lewis:
That's right, a canoe trip.

Griner:
What the hell you wanna go fuck around with that river for?

Lewis:
Because it's there.

Griner:
It's there all right. You get in there and can't get out, you're gonna wish it wasn't.

– Deliverance  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Lewis and Ed take a wrong turn looking for the river]

Lewis:
Well, we fucked up.

Griner:
Where you goin' city boy?

Lewis:
We'll find it. We'll find it.

Griner:
It ain't nothin' but the biggest fuckin' river in the state.

– Deliverance  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lewis:
The first explorers saw this country, saw it just like us.

Drew:
I can imagine how they felt.

Bobby:
[about the rapids] Yeah, we beat it, didn't we? Did we beat that?

Lewis:
You don't beat it. You never beat the river chubby.

– Deliverance  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lewis:
Machines are gonna fail and the system's gonna fail...then, survival. Who has the ability to survive? That's the game - survive.

Ed:
Well, the system's done all right by me.

Lewis:
Oh yeah. You gotta nice job, you gotta a nice house, a nice wife, a nice kid.

Ed:
You make that sound rather shitty, Lewis.

Lewis:
Why do you go on these trips with me, Ed?

Ed:
I like my life, Lewis.

Lewis:
Yeah, but why do you go on these trips with me?

Ed:
You know, sometimes I wonder about that.

– Deliverance  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ed:
[to Bobby] I'm glad we came here.

Bobby:
[offers Lewis a drink] Lewis?

Ed:
Lewis does not drink.

Bobby:
It's true Lewis, what you said. There's something in the woods and the water that we have lost in the city.

Lewis:
We didn't lose it. We sold it.

Bobby:
Well I'll say one thing for the system. System did produce the air mattress, or as is better known among we camping types, the instant broad. [The other three laugh and continue laughing.] And if you fellas will excuse me, I'm gonna go be mean to my air mattress. [He starts spraying bug spray on himself.] I do baptize thee, now in the name of modern technology - [Drew cheers.] How sweet. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. [He laughs. Lewis motions for them to be quiet, and they fall silent. Lewis goes into the woods and disappears.]

Ed:
Lewis?

Bobby:
Does he think he is Tarzan or what?

Ed:
He knows the woods though. He really does. He does.

Drew:
Not really. He learn 'em. He doesn't feel 'em. That's Lewis's problem. He wants to be one with nature, and he can't hack it.

Bobby:
That's a hell of a time to be telling us that! [He and Ed laugh. Drew motions to be quiet, and they fall silent. The three go in the direction that Lewis went while Lewis appears behind them. Bobby turns around and is surprised.] Jesus! Lewis, you scared the shit outta me!

Ed:
Oh, what was it, Lewis?

Lewis:
I don't know. I thought I heard something.

Bobby:
Something or someone?

Lewis:
I don't know. [He laughs and goes into his tent.]

Drew:
Good night, Lewis.

Lewis:
Good night, Drew.

Bobby:
I'm going to sleep.

Ed:
The night has fallen, and there's nothin' we can do about it.

Bobby:
I had my first wet dream in a sleeping bag.

Ed:
How was it?

Bobby:
Great. There was no repeatin' it.

Drew:
Never mind. [He and Bobby get in their tent.]

Ed:
[to Lewis] No matter what disaster that may occur in other parts of the world, or what petty little problems arise in Atlanta, no one can find us up here. Good night, Lewis.

– Deliverance  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mountain Man:
What the hell you think you're doin'?

Ed:
Headin' down river. A little canoe trip, headin' for Aintry.

Mountain Man:
Aintry?

Bobby:
Sure, this river only runs one way, captain, haven't you heard?

Mountain Man:
You ain't never gonna get down to Ain-.

Ed:
Well, why not?

Mountain Man:
'Cause. This river don't go to Aintry. You done taken a wrong turn. See uh, this here river don't go nowhere near Aintry.

Bobby:
Where does it go, then?

Mountain Man:
Boy, you are a lost one, ain't ya?

Bobby:
Well, hell, I guess this river comes out somewhere, don't it? That's where we're goin'. Somewhere. Look, we don't want any trouble here.

Ed:
If you gentlemen have a still near here, hell, that's fine with us.

Bobby:
Why sure. We'd never tell anybody where it is. You know somethin', you're right, we're lost. We don't know where in the hell we are.

Toothless Man:
A still?

Bobby:
Right, yeah. You're makin' some whiskey up here. We'll buy some from ya, we could use it, couldn't we?

Mountain Man:
Do you know what you're talkin' about?

Ed:
We don't know what we're talkin' about, honestly we don't.

Mountain Man:
No, no. You said somethin' about makin' whiskey, right? Isn't that what you said?

Ed:
We don't know what you're doin' and we don't care. That's none of our business.

Mountain Man:
That's right. It's none of your god-damned business, right.

Ed:
We got quite a long journey ahead of us, gentlemen.

Toothless Man:
Hold it. You ain't goin' no damn wheres.

Ed:
This is ridiculous.

Toothless Man:
Hold it, or I'll blow your guts out all over these woods.

Ed:
Gentlemen, we can talk this thing over. What is it you require of us?

Mountain Man:
What we, uh, "re-quire" is that you get your god-damn asses up in them woods.

– Deliverance  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mountain Man:
Now, let's you just drop them pants.

Bobby:
Drop?

Mountain Man:
Just take 'em right off.

Bobby:
I-I mean, what's this all about?

Toothless Man:
Don't say anything, just do it.

Mountain Man:
Just drop 'em, boy! [To Ed - at knifepoint] You ever had your balls cut off, you fuckin' ape?

Bobby:
Lord.

Mountain Man:
Look at there, that's sharp. I bet it'd shave a hair.

Toothless Man:
Why don't ya try it and see?

Bobby:
Lord, lord. Deliver us from all.

Toothless Man:
[To Bobby] Pull off that little ol' bitty shirt there, too. [To Mountain Man] Did he bleed?

Mountain Man:
He bled. [To Bobby] Them panties, take 'em off. [After attacking him] Get up, boy. Come on, get on up there.

Bobby:
No, no, no. Oh, no. No. Don't.

Mountain Man:
Hey boy. You look just like a hog.

Bobby:
Don't, don't.

Mountain Man:
Just like a hog. Come here, piggy, piggy, piggy. [Holding Bobby's nose as he straddles him from behind] Come on, piggy, come on, piggy, come on, piggy, give me a ride, a ride. Hey, boy. Get up and give me a ride.

Bobby:
All right.

Mountain Man:
Get up and give me a ride, boy.

Bobby:
All right. All right.

Mountain Man:
Get up! Get up there!

Bobby:
All right. [His underwear is pulled off] Oh no, no!

Mountain Man:
Looks like we got us a sow here, instead of a boar.

Bobby:
Don't. Don't.

Mountain Man:
What's the matter, boy? I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig. Let's squeal. Squeal now. Squeal. [Bobby's ear is pulled]

Bobby:
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Mountain Man:
Squeal. Squeal louder. Louder. Louder, louder. Louder! Louder! Louder! Get down now, boy. There, get them britches down. That's that. You can do better than that, boy. You can do better than that. Come on, squeal. Squeal.

– Deliverance  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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