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Greg: Rodrick, help! The door's closed! Rodrick: Yeah and it's staying closed. I don't need a middle schooler ruining my party. Greg: What? I thought it was our party. Rodrick: It's my party. Now keep QUIET or I'll lock you in the dryer! Greg: RODRICK!!! Rodrick: [mockingly] Greg!! – Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rodrick: Okay. Everything's cool here, right, Greg? Greg: Yeah, Mom, and I have your number if I need you. Susan: [on the phone] Okay, sweeties. We'll see you tomorrow. Good night. – Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rodrick: Listen up. If you do anything that embarrasses me, ANYTHING at all, I will- Greg: You will what? Rodrick: Just stay out of my way... nerds. – Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Girl: I have to go find my friend. Rodrick: Yeah, yeah. I know. [Rodrick tells Greg and Rowley to touch their phone] REMINDER! You can't call if you're dead. – Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Frank: [enraged] HEY! WHAT THE...?!? [storms into room] You guys got something you want to tell me? Rodrick: No. Frank: [shows figurine] What... was General Grant... doing on the THERMOSTAT!? Rodrick: I had no idea. Frank: No idea. [looks at Greg] No idea, Huh? [Gregs shakes his head, anxiously] Look, DON'T... these... these are OFF LIMITS! NO TOUCH! THEY ARE NOT TOYS, THEY'RE FIGURINES! [walks away] I can't... Rodrick: [whispering] We've got to keep them away from the bathroom. Greg: For the next 10 years? Rodrick: Listen to me. No matter what they ask you, no matter how hard they push, deny, deny, deny; even if they figure it out, never ever admit to anything. Deny, deny, deny. Got it? Greg: Got it. Deny, deny, deny. – Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Manny: Mommy! Look! Susan: Mommy is looking. Mommy's looked a thousand times. Mommy just needs to go to the potty for one minute, okay? Greg: No! NO! – Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Susan: Greg, two words. Bathroom. Door. [Greg anxiously hesitates to reply. Susan gives him a "Well?" look] Greg: [bursting out] IT WAS RODRICK! HE MADE ME! IT WAS HIS IDEA! He had the party! Someone wrote on the door, so we had to change it! Susan: I knew it! I knew it. – Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Teacher: What's going on? Patty: Greg Heffley [shows note] is passing me notes. Greg: No, I wasn't! – Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Frank turns on the camera and the TV screen shows a photo of him pouring soda in a cup fountain and is surprised] Susan: Oh my god. Frank: Rodrick? Can you explain what you're doing in this photo? Rodrick: That's not me. Frank: That's not you? Rodrick: Nope. Frank: Okay. How 'bout these? [Frank then scrolls through his camera showing more photos of Rodrick's house party; Susan is shocked and horrified; Frank then sets his camera down as it stop on the photo of Greg and Rowley] Frank: [angrily; to Rodrick] I can't believe that you had a PARTY! Susan: Greg, you told me it was a couple of kids. A band rehearsal! Frank: Wait, Susan. You knew about this? Susan: Yes. Yes, I knew. Rodrick: [to Greg] You told Mom?! Frank: I knew they had a party! Greg: It slipped out, but I took it back! Susan: My instincts told me you weren't being honest! I should've trusted my instincts! Frank: Wait! You knew about this, but you didn't tell me about it? Greg: I still protected you! I threw Mom off your scent! Rodrick: Great job. She has no idea! Frank: We are supposed to be a team against them! Susan: They were getting along so well I let it blind me to the truth! Rodrick: Why were you taking pictures?! Greg: It was so crazy that morning, I forgot we took the pictures. Susan: So I let it slide. And I am so sorry. Oh, God. It feels so good to get that out. [points to the bathroom door] I haven't been able to look at that bathroom door for two weeks! Frank: I knew that door had a lock on it! And everybody was trying to make me feel like I was losing my mind! – Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Frank and Susan wait in front of the stairs sternly as Greg and Rodrick come down] Susan: Your father I have talked, and we have decided on your punishment. Frank: Greg, you are grounded for two weeks. Also, no video games for two weeks. Susan: Rodrick, you may only drive to and from school for the next month. As the ringleader, you're also grounded for a month. Rodrick: Mom, I'm sorry, and I won't do it again. Susan: I know you won't. And to make sure, we're also not allowing you to perform in the talent show. Rodrick: [shocked] What? No. No, you can't do that! Ground me for a year, I don't care, but you have to let me play in that show. This could be my big break. Susan: I'm sorry. Rodrick: [upset] Dad, come on, this isn't fair. I just got Bill in the band! Frank: Actually, Rodrick, that doesn't help your case. Bill's kind of a jerk. [Rodrick gives a silent "What?"] Susan: Our decision is final. [Greg looks silently at Rodrick; upset with his punishment, who goes upstairs, and Greg follows suit] Rodrick: [silent] You are so dead. – Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[At Leisure Village Retirement Community, Frank madly pulls over in front of the entrance, leaving Greg and Rodrick there, where their grandfather comes to see them, mostly Greg.] Greg: [narrating] Things have never been worse. Our parents are super mad at us, so we have to spend the weekend at my Grandpa's boring retirement community, Holly Hills thinks I'm Fregley, and my relationship with Rodrick is at an all-time low. So, he's made it his mission to ruin my life. [As Greg, Rodrick and their grandfather walk towards his retirement hotel room, Rodrick kicks Greg from behind him, still sore about the punishment. Greg angrily turns towards Rodrick.] Quit it! Rodrick: [annoyed] Why don't you tell Mom? You're good at that. Greg: [narrating] Grandpa doesn't like TV. Instead, he prefers to watch the lobby on the security channel. Rodrick: I should be rehearsing right now. Greg: Please, Grandpa. Please, can we watch a real TV show now? Grandpa: TV is just a bunch of fakers. This is real life. – Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rowley: [Chasing his assistant, Scotty Douglas, through the hall] Scotty! Come on! [Scotty locks himself into the bathroom] Scotty, come on! You don't wanna let the magic fans down, do you? Scotty: [from inside] Go away! Susan: Rowley, what's wrong? Rowley: My assistant, Scotty got stage fright. Now he doesn't want to do the show. Susan: Maybe Greg would help out. He can be your assistant. What? No way. Susan: What? Rowley is your best friend. This is important to him. You need to do this. Rowley: It's okay, Mrs. Heffley. Greg is just afraid that Holly Hills will think less of him. Greg: [defensive] Rowley. [turns to Susan] Mom, can we talk in private? Susan': Sure. Rowley: [desperate] Scotty, please. – Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Patty: [to Greg] Your performance was pathetic, Greg Heffley! Only a moron would find humor in bird poop! [bird poops on Patty's hair] You stupid bird! [storms off furiously] – Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bond: Anything you want me to bring you from Holland, Moneypenny? Moneypenny: A diamond...in a ring. Bond: Would you settle for a tulip? [He drives away] Moneypenny: [Longingly] Yes! – Diamonds Are Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The corpse of Mrs. Whistler is seen being recovered from the River Amstel in Amsterdam - to the shock of a tour commentator] Mr. Kidd: [taking a photograph of the proceedings] Mrs. Whistler DID want some pictures of the canals for the children. Mr. Wint: How kind of you Mr. Kidd, the children will be so thrilled! – Diamonds Are Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Plenty O'Toole is thrown out of the window and lands in the middle of the hotel's swimming pool] James Bond: [looking down] Exceptionally fine shot. Slumber Inc. Attendant: I didn't know there was a pool down there. – Diamonds Are Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd have sealed Bond into a coffin and observe it rolling into the crematorium furnace at Slumber Inc.] Mr. Wint: Very......moving. Mr. Kidd: Heartwarming, Mr. Wint. Mr. Wint: A glowing tribute, Mr. Kidd! – Diamonds Are Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tiffany Case: Listen, you can drop me off at the next corner. This whole thing is getting a little out of hand. No regrets, but when you start stealing moon machines from Willard Whyte, Good bye and Good Luck! James Bond: Just relax, I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything. Tiffany Case: Is he married? [after being pulled over by the sheriff; sarcastically] Relax, you've got a friend named Felix who can fix anything. James Bond: Unfortunately, so can Willard Whyte. – Diamonds Are Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Bond appears in the basement of the Whyte House, having been rendered unconscious by a gas trap in the elevator] Mr. Wint If at first you don't succeed, Mr. Kidd.... Mr. Kidd Try, try again, Mr. Wint. [as they load Bond into the trunk of their car, to dump him in a pipe in the desert] – Diamonds Are Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tiffany Case: Darling, why are we suddenly staying in the Newlywed Suite at the Whyte House? James Bond: In order to form a more perfect union. – Diamonds Are Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tiffany Case: My God ..You've just killed James Bond! [James Bond looks in disgust] James Bond: Is that who it was? Well, it just proves no one's indestructible. – Diamonds Are Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[after James Bond kills what appears to be a double of Ernst Stavro Blofeld, his cat runs away as another car with a diamond leash arrives with the real Blofeld] Blofeld: Right idea, Mr. Bond... Bond: ...but wrong pussy. – Diamonds Are Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Yuddy: What day's today? Su Li-zhen: 16th. Yuddy: 16th... April the 16th. At one minute before 3pm on April the 16th, 1960, you're together with me. Because of you, I'll remember that one minute. From now on, we're friends for one minute. This is a fact, you can't deny. It's done. – Days of Being Wild Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Yuddy: Hey, have you heard of a kind of bird... Tide: The kind without legs, right? This kind of nonsense can only fool the girls! – Days of Being Wild Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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