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Wash: What in tarnation do you believe in? Destry: Law and order. Wash: Without guns? Destry: Without 'em! Wash: Well, if that don't beat all, let go. Oh Tom, the reason they made me sheriff here is because I was the town drunk. They wanted someone they could kick around, someone who wouldn't ask questions. But I was aimin' to fool 'em, do things right, sendin' for you. And now, you fooled me. Destry: Well, you will fool 'em, Wash. We'll fool 'em together. Wash: The only way to do that is fill 'em full of lead. Destry: No, no, no, what for? You shoot it out with 'em and for some reason or other, I don't know why, they get to look like heroes. But you put 'em behind bars and they look little and cheap, the way they oughta look. And that serves as a warnin' for the rest of 'em to keep away. Wash: Oh that won't work here in Bottleneck. You go on home and I'll go back to bein' the town drunk. That's all I'm good for. Destry: Now you're not goin' back to bein' the town drunk and I'm gonna stay here and do this job I come for. My pa did it the old way and I'm gonna do it a new way. And if I don't prove to you that I'm right, I'll get out of town quick enough, don't worry. But first you got to give me a chance, Wash. You've got to give me a chance on this thing...Now come on, come on, swear me in, Sheriff. – Destry Rides Again Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Wash: Look at this post. Soaked through and through with the blood of Saw-tooth Magee. Yeah, he objected to a petticoat a neighbor's wife was wearing and they fit to a draw. Both buried in the same grave. Destry: It's all due to the petticoat. Wash: No, Saw-tooth and the neighbor and four innocent bystanders. You gotta listen to reason or get out of town. Destry: Aw, I think I'll stick around. You know, I had a friend once who used to collect postage stamps. He always said the one good thing about a postage stamp - it always sticks to one thing 'til it gets there, you know. I'm sort of like that too. – Destry Rides Again Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Destry: I've seen hundreds like you all the way from Jacksonville to Sacramento. And you all think easy pickin's will last forever. Frenchy: You'd better mind your own business or you're heading for trouble. Destry: Trouble is my business. Frenchy: Well, you'll have plenty from me. I do as I like in this town - understand? And anyone who gets in my way is taken care of. Destry: Like they took care of Keogh? Frenchy: Yes, just like that. Destry: That's what I thought. Frenchy: What do you think you're going to do? Destry: Don't get scared. Frenchy: I'm not scared of anything, and you keep your mouth shut and get out of town before it's too late for you. Destry: Oh now come on, I don't think you're half as bad as you make out to be. Frenchy: Never mind what I am. Destry: I'll bet you've got kind of a lovely face under all that paint, huh? Why don't you wipe it off someday and have a good look - and figure out how you can live up to it. – Destry Rides Again Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Frenchy: I wanted to see you before I left...I'm just tired of Bottleneck - the whole crowd and everything I've been doing. So I'm going back to New Orleans. Destry: Well, the folks are all gonna miss you around here. All except a few wives, I suppose. Frenchy: What about you? Destry: Me too. Frenchy: It's wonderful this time of year. You'd like it there. How about it? [Three gun shots ring out]' No Tom, you can't go out there. They know all about the federal judge. They'll kill you if you go down the stairs. Stay here, Tom. – Destry Rides Again Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Wash: [after having been shot in the back] Well Tom, they came. Destry: Now don't do any talkin' now, just rest. Wash: I'll talk if I wanna - for a little while, anyway. Destry: All right, if you wanna talk. Wash: I'll bet you knew a fellow once who did something like falling asleep when he oughta kept awake. Didn't ya, huh? Destry: Yeah, I knew a fella that lived down around Wichita. He was a ...well you see, he tried to keep awake one night when he was gonna catch a stage over to a nearby town and he had a girl over there he was courtin'... Wash: A man must be an awful fool to get shot in the back.... Destry: Wait a minute, you know, that's how they shot my father. They didn't dare face him either. Wash: They didn't give us a chance, did they? Destry: No. Wash: Oh, I'm sleepy, plumb-tuckered out. – Destry Rides Again Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After T.J. tricks Deuce that space cakes are not hash brownies, Deuce eats a space cake and starts hallucinating that he "enters a painting" per the request of the beautiful woman in the painting. Once "inside the painting", he approaches the woman] Beautiful Woman in Painting: Maybe YOU can help me. Deuce Bigalow: Really? Beautiful Woman in Painting: I don't want a man who's chiseled and sculpted. I like soft and weak. Deuce Bigalow: You do? Beautiful Woman in Painting: I want a man who's unemployed. And went to a community college. Deuce Bigalow: I am...and I did. Beautiful Woman in Painting: And you know what really turns me on? Deuce Bigalow: What? Beautiful Woman in Painting: Is thinking about him in his tighty whities...sitting at his computer...and visiting different porn sites...and taking the free tour...with no intention of ever joining. Deuce Bigalow: I don't have a credit card! Beautiful Woman in Painting: Kiss my chest. Deuce Bigalow: Okay! – Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
T.J.: I prefer to think of myself as more of a... male madame. That didn't come out right. – Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Deuce: Where am I supposed to get $6,000. in three weeks? – Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The aquarium attendees catches Deuce cleaning a fish tank naked. He is shocked by their disgusted looks.] Man: Yuck! Woman: EWW! [The next moment, he is escorted out of the aquarium by two burly security guards under orders from his boss] Deuce: Swim trunks are loaded with detergents and other hazardous chemicals that could be harmful to fish. [The security guards tosses him out of the facility with his gear and clothes in tow] – Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mary Ann: I told Kevin, the only thing worse than having no father was having mine. Milton: I can relate. – The Devil's Advocate Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Milton: You were right about one thing, Kevin: I have been watching; couldn't help myself. Watching, waiting... holding my breath. But I'm no puppeteer, Kevin. I don't make things happen; doesn't work like that. Kevin: What did you do to Mary Ann? Milton: Free will, it's like butterfly wings – once touched, they never get off the ground. No, I only set the stage; you pull your own strings. Kevin: What did you do to Mary Ann? [produces and aims a pistol at Milton] Milton: A gun? In here? Kevin: Goddamn it, what did you do to my wife?! Milton: Well, on a scale of 1 to 10 - 10 being the most depraved act of sexual theater known to man, 1 being your average Friday night run-through at the Lomax's household - I'd say, not to be immodest, Mary Ann and I got it on at about... seven. Kevin: Fuck you! [fires at Milton] Milton: Oh! Oh! Whoa! Gut me! Gut me! [more shots fired] Yes! Wow! Oh, yes! Yeah! Step it up, son! Come on, that's good! You got to hold on to that fury. Yeah, that's the last thing to go, that's the final hiding place, it's the final fig leaf. Kevin: Who are you? Milton: Who am I? Who are you? Never lost a case... why? Why do you think? 'Cause you're so fucking good, yeah? But why? Kevin: Because you're my father. Milton: I'm a little more than that, Kevin. Awfully hot in that courtroom, wasn't it? What's the game plan, Kevin? It was a nice run, Kev; had to close out some day. Nobody wins them all. Kevin: What are you? Milton: Oh, I have so many names. Kevin: Satan. Milton: Call me Dad. – The Devil's Advocate Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kevin: Mary Ann, she knew it. She knew it... She knew it, so you destroyed her. Milton: You blaming me for Mary Ann? Oh, I hope you're kidding. Mary Ann, you could have saved her anytime you wanted. All she wanted was love. Hey, you were too busy. Kevin: That's a lie. Milton: Mary Ann in New York? Face it, you started lookin' to better-deal her the minute you got here. Kevin: That's not true. You don't know what we had. You don't know anything about us! Milton: Hey, I'm on your side! Kevin: You're a liar! [starts to leave] Milton: Hey, Kevin? There's nothing out there for you. Don't be such a fucking chump. Stop deluding yourself! I told you to take care of your wife. What did I say? The world would understand. Didn't I say that? What did you do? [imitates Kevin's voice] "You know what scares me, John? I leave the case, she gets better, and then I hate her for it." Remember? Kevin: I know what you did. You set me up! Milton: Who told you to pull out all the stops on Mr. Gettys? Who made that choice? Kevin: It's entrapment! You set me up! Milton: And Moyez, the direction you took - popes, swamis, snake handlers, all feeding from the same trough. Whose ideas were those? Kevin: You played me! It was a test! Your test! Milton: And Cullen! Knowing he was guilty, seeing those pictures, what did you do? You put that lying bitch on the stand. [laughs] Kevin: You brought me in, you put me there! You made her lie! Milton: I don't do that, Kevin! That day, on the subway, what did I say to you? What were my words to you?! Maybe it was your time to lose. You didn't think so. Kevin: Lose?! I don't lose! I win! I win! I'm a lawyer, that's my job, that's what I do! Milton: I rest my case. Vanity... is definitely my favorite sin. Kevin, it's so basic, self-love; the all-natural opiate. You know, it's not that you didn't care for Mary Ann, Kevin. It's just that you were a little bit more involved with someone else: yourself. – The Devil's Advocate Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kevin: This is some pitch, all this. You must need me pretty bad. What do you want? Milton: Well, Eddie was right, I want you to take over the firm; you and your sister. Kevin: Is that it? Milton: No. She's ovulating... right now. Kevin: What? Milton: Your vanity is justified, Kevin. Your seed is the key to a new future. Your son is gonna sit at the head of all tables, my boy. He's gonna set this whole thing free. Kevin: You want a child. Milton: I want a family. Kevin: The Antichrist. Milton: [scoffs] Whatever. Kevin: But I have to volunteer. Milton: Free will, it is a bitch. Kevin, I need a family. I need help, I'm busy. Millennium's coming soon. Title fight! Round 20. Ooh, I'm ready to work. What do you say, Kev? Kevin: What're you offering? Milton: We negotiating? Kevin: Always. Milton: Yes! Kevin: What're you offering? Milton: Everything. Anything. What do you want? How 'bout bliss for starters? Instant bliss, bliss on tap... bliss any way you want it. How about that first line of cocaine? That walk into a strange girl's bedroom? Familiar? Kevin: Oh, you're gonna have to do a little better than that. Milton: I know. I'm just getting warmed up. You want more, don'tcha? You deserve more. How about the thing you love the most? Smile from a jury? Ooh, that cold courtroom just giving itself over, bending to your strength. Kevin: I get that on my own. Milton: Not like this. I take the bricks out of the briefcase. I give you pleasure, no strings! Freedom, baby, is never having to say you're sorry. This is revolution, Kevin. Viva la causa. – The Devil's Advocate Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kevin: Why the law? Cut the shit, Dad! Why lawyers? Why the law? Milton: Because the law, my boy, puts us into everything. It's the ultimate backstage pass; it's the new priesthood, baby. Did you know there are more students in law school than there are lawyers walking the Earth? We're coming out, guns blazing! The two of you, all of us, acquittal after acquittal after acquittal... until the stench of it reaches so high and far into heaven, it chokes the whole fucking lot of them. Kevin: In the Bible, you lose. We're destined to lose, Dad. Milton: Well, consider the source, son. Besides, we're gonna write our own book; Chapter 1, right here. This altar, this moment... Christabella: Will you stop talking? You talk too much, both of you. Kevin, look at me; just look at me. Milton: Oh! She is really stunning. Christabella: Who am I? Kevin: I've wanted you from the moment we met. Milton: Diaboli virtus in lumbas est, diaboli virtus in lumbas est... Virtue of the devil is in his loins. Kevin: What about love? Milton: Overrated. Biochemically, no different than eating large quantities of chocolate. Christabella: Hey. In two minutes, you won't be thinking about Mary Ann ever again. Come here. Milton: She's right, my son. It's time to step up and take what's yours. Kevin: You're right, it's time. Free will, right? [shoots himself in the head] – The Devil's Advocate Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fanny: Poopy! What do you need a gun for? Where are we going? Captain Spaulding: You ain't going nowhere, bitch. Fanny: Oh, Poopy! Where are you going? Captain Spaulding: Get out of my fucking way! Fanny: Poopy, no! Sheriff John Wydell: If you're out there listening to this, I got a message for ya. I'm coming to get ya. You can't run forever. You're gonna have to stop somewhere, sometime, and when you do I'm gonna be there to put the wrath of the Lord up your ass. Fanny: Poopy, don't go! Captain Spaulding: God damn it, stop calling me Poopy! Leave me alone, woman! Fanny: I want my Poopy! Captain Spaulding: Leave me alone! Fanny: Poopy, no! – The Devil's Rejects Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
DeWitt Albright: These big companies, don't give a damn, do they? [writes on a business card] If you need a job, drop by this address at seven tonight. Easy Rawlins: What kind of work you do? DeWitt Albright: I do favors... I do favors for friends. Drop by. [leaves] Easy Rawlins: Who the hell is that, Joppy? Joppy: Just somebody I know... A bidnessman. Easy Rawlins: What kinda business? Joppy: Oh, I don't ask him all that. He comes in here every so often looking for somebody to do a little job for him... He pays good. Easy Rawlins: In other words, he's a gangster. Joppy: I didn't say that... But if there's a dollar laying in the street I don't think he'll let a little dirt stop him from picking it up. If you worried about making that house note this month, maybe you wanna pay him a call. All them pretty girls you be with ain't gonna buy you a house. Sound like he just wants you to keep your eyes open for somebody...He'll pay you whether you see anything or not. If it was me I'd take that man's money and go on about my bidness... Ain't nothin' to worry about. Easy Rawlins: [voiceover] When somebody tells me "Don't worry," I usually look down to see if my fly is open... I noticed Albright didn't bother to pay for his drink. DeWitt Albright reminded me of somebody I knew back in Houston. His name was Raymond Alexander but we called him Mouse... Mouse called hisself a businessman too. And I found out that I shouldn't be nowhere around when Mouse got down to his business... I learned that the hard way. – Devil in a Blue Dress Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
DeWitt Albright: One thing I like about working for myself...I always have a bottle on the table. You wanna drink with me? Fine. You don't? Door's right behind you. Joppy tells me you're a war hero. Said you went in with Patton. [Easy nods] DeWitt Albright: So, you want the job? Easy Rawlins: Depends on what kind of job. I don't want to get mixed up in nothing. DeWitt Albright: Walk out the door in the morning, Easy, and you're mixed up in something. Only thing that matters is if you're mixed up to the top or not. Easy Rawlins: I mean I don't wanna get mixed up with the law... DeWitt Albright: Neither one of us wants to get mixed up in that. That's just rich people trying to keep me and you in our place. [he laughs] I'm looking for somebody for a friend. – Devil in a Blue Dress Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
DeWitt Albright: [to group of kids threatening Easy] Excuse me. Kid: What do you want? [Albright draws his gun] DeWitt Albright: I want to see brains. I want you to die for me. Kid: I'm sorry, sir. DeWitt Albright: The question is: "Are you sorry enough?" Kid: Yessir. DeWitt Albright: Then prove it. Show him. Get down on your knees and suck his peter. [The kid starts crying] Easy Rawlins: I think he got the point-- DeWitt Albright: [to the kid] You heard me. [He presses the barrel to the boy's forehead and he goes down to his knees. The other young men look on in horror.] DeWitt Albright: Son of a gun. You were gonna do it, weren't you? [He hits the kid on the head with his gun] DeWitt Albright: Sick bastard. [He hits him again; blood flies] DeWitt Albright: Get out of here. You call the cops, I'll kill ya! [The kid stumbles off] DeWitt Albright: I don't think they'd dare call the cops. [giggles] But it'll cost me a few bucks if they do. – Devil in a Blue Dress Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Easy Rawlins: What you doin' in my house, man? DeWitt Albright: I expected you to be home, so Manny used a screwdriver on the door. What happened to your face? Easy Rawlins: You got no excuse to be breakin' into my house -- What if I broke into your place? DeWitt Albright: [still smiling] I'd tear your nigger head out by its root. Easy Rawlins: So what do you want? DeWitt Albright: Where have you been this time of morning, Easy? Easy Rawlins: I went to see a girl. Don't you get none, Mr. Albright? DeWitt Albright: I didn't come here to play, boy. You got my money in your pocket and we've been over at that address waitin' all night for Frank Green and now we've found out that he moved from there over a year ago. Easy Rawlins: So what do you want me to do about it? You don't think I did my job. Shit, I give you the money back. [He reaches for his pocket, but Albright reaches too -- Albright presses the barrel of the .45 against Easy's forehead.] DeWitt Albright: Do you believe in God, Easy? 'Cause I'm curious to see if death is any different for a religious man. – Devil in a Blue Dress Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
DeWitt Albright: Get me some whiskey, Easy. Easy Rawlins: Get it yourself. Bottle's in the cabinet. [Slowly Albright smiles] DeWitt Albright: Well, I'll be damned. Get us a drink, Manny. Easy, you're a brave man. I need a brave man working for me. But you gotta find Frank Green, so he can lead us to her. Easy Rawlins: No, thanks, Mr. Albright. People are gettin' killed all around me. You never said anything about all this. DeWitt Albright: Easy, you're connectable to two murders. You'll do whatever I tell you to do. Now you got three days to find him. And you make sure you count 'em right. – Devil in a Blue Dress Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Degan Odell: Ain't thinkin' 'bout no job? How you gonna live? Easy Rawlins: I'm gonna go to work for myself. Take a little money I got saved up and go into real estate. Start fixin' up folks' gardens again...and do a few favors on the side. Favors for friends. Degan Odell: What you talkin' 'bout, 'favors'? Easy Rawlins: Well, like a woman offered me thirty dollars to go track down her husband for her. Degan Odell: You talkin' about private investigatin' or somethin'. You could get in trouble doin' that. Easy Rawlins: Like a man once said to me, Odell: 'Walk out your door in the morning and you're already in trouble'. It's just how you're mixed up in that trouble that counts. Odell? Degan Odell: Yeah, Easy? Easy Rawlins: If you got a friend that does bad and you still keep him as your friend, even though you know what he's like... Do you think that's right? Degan Odell: All you got is your friends, Easy. – Devil in a Blue Dress Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Miranda: Who are you? Andrea: I'm Andy Sachs, I just graduated from Northwestern University- Miranda: And what are you doing here? Andrea: Well, I think I could do a good job as your assistant, and, um... I came to New York to be a journalist, and I sent out letters everywhere, and I finally got a call from Elias Clark and met with Sherry up at Human Resources and- basically, it's this or Auto Universe. Miranda: So you don't read Runway. Andrea: No. Miranda: And before today you had never heard of me? Andrea: No. Miranda: You have no style or sense of fashion. Andrea: I think that depends on – Miranda: No, no- that wasn't a question. – The Devil Wears Prada Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Miranda: So, first of all, we need to move Snoop Dogg to my table. Andrea: But your table's full. Miranda: Stephen isn't coming. Andrea: Oh, Stephen isn't... so I don't need to fetch Stephen from the airport tomorrow? Miranda: Well, if you speak to him and he decides to rethink the divorce, then, yes, fetch away. You're very fetching, so, go fetch. And then, when we get back to New York, we need to contact Leslie, and see what she can do to minimize the press on all this. Another divorce. Splashed across "Page Six". Just imagine what they're going to write about me. "The Dragon Lady. Career-obsessed. Snow Queen drives away another Mr. Priestly." Rupert Murdoch should cut me a check for all the papers I sell for him. Anyway, I don't... I don't really care what anybody writes about me. But my... my girls, I just... It's just so unfair to the girls. And it's just... Another disappointment. Another letdown. Another father. Figure. Gone. Anyway, the point is... the point is... the point is, we really need to figure out where to place Donatella, because she's barely speaking to anyone. Andrea: I'm so sorry, Miranda. If you want me to cancel your evening, I can. Miranda: Don't be ridiculous. Why would we do that? Andrea: Is there anything else I can do to help? Miranda: [Nods] Your job. That's all. – The Devil Wears Prada Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tony Wendice: How do you go about writing a detective story? Mark Halliday: Well, you forget detection and concentrate on crime. Crime's the thing. And then you imagine you're going to steal something or murder somebody. Tony Wendice: Oh, is that how you do it? It's interesting. Mark Halliday: Yes, I usually put myself in the criminal's shoes and then I keep asking myself, uh, what do I do next? Margot Mary Wendice: Do you really believe in the perfect murder? Mark Halliday: Mmm, yes, absolutely. On paper, that is. And I think I could, uh, plan one better than most people; but I doubt if I could carry it out. Tony Wendice: Oh? Why not? Mark Halliday: Well, because in stories things usually turn out the way the author wants them to; and in real life they don't... always. Hmm. I'm afraid my murders would be something like my bridge: I'd make some stupid mistake and never realize it until I found everybody was looking at me. – Dial M for Murder Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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