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Scud:
So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted--

Janet:
Yes.

Scud:
I didn't ask you anything yet.

Janet:
Whatever it is, yes.

Scud:
Awesome.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

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Scud:
All right, then. We're going in.

Lucy:
What?

Scud:
We gots to get her back.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

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Jenny Lerner:
We know everything.

Alan Rittenhouse:
Nobody knows everything.

Jenny Lerner:
Well, we know about the secret phone lines, and the whispered calls to the president, and about a secretary of the Treasury who's kept his entire department in the dark about what he's really doing, about a cover story about his resignation that just fell through. I mean, sir, you want me to go on?

Alan Rittenhouse:
And you're just gonna break it?

Jenny Lerner:
Well, that's what we do for a living.

Alan Rittenhouse:
Well, congratulations, you now have the biggest story in history. Good luck to you. Personally, I think it's a mistake to run the story, but hey, what the hell? Why not? What difference does anything make anymore? Look, I know you're just a reporter, but you used to be a person, right? I wanted to be with my family. Can you understand that?

Deep Impact  Movie Quote

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President Tom Beck:
Give us two days, Miss Lerner, you'll get second row centre, at the White House press conference. Now, from what I know of your career, that's a promotion.

Jenny Lerner:
I want exclusivity.

President Tom Beck:
Now listen, young lady. This is a presidental favour. I'm letting you go because I don't want another headache. And I'm trusting you because I know what this can do for your career. Now, it might seem that we have each other over the same barrel, but it just seems that way.

Jenny Lerner:
I want...

President Tom Beck:
You want?

Jenny Lerner:
May I... May I have the first question?

President Tom Beck:
I'll see you Tuesday, Miss Lerner.

Deep Impact  Movie Quote

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Oren Monash:
Sometimes I see flashes of light. You know like colours. I fall asleep and I dream. But there's a part of me that's always awake. And I can see myself dreaming. I'm just seeing things differently, Fish.

Spurgeon Tanner:
Well, that's good.

Oren Monash:
Fish. Why the hell do they call you "Fish"?

Spurgeon Tanner:
Spurgeon, sturgeon, fish. Took me about 15 minutes of my first day at the Naval Academy.

Oren Monash:
Your kids go there?

Spurgeon Tanner:
Yeah, they did. They did. And they're good men, both of them. I don't see as much of them as I used to when Mary was alive.

Oren Monash:
You don't have to talk about it. It's O.K.

Spurgeon Tanner:
No, it's O.K. It's O.K. You're a married man; you know what it's like. Every marriage has its good years and bad years. We ended on a great year. Well, lets get started. Moby Dick, chapter one. "Call me Ishmael. Several years, never mind how long precisely, having little or no money in my purse... grim about the mouth." "Whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul, whenever I find myself knocking people's hats off, then I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can."

Deep Impact  Movie Quote

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Spurgeon Tanner:
Could I bother everyone for a minute? Let's take a look at the big one. Now the outgassing has created a vent a half a mile wide and at least two miles deep. Comet gets closer to to the sun, sun melts the ice, ice turns to steam, we get a big hole, O.K.? So, how many nukes we have left in the back?

Mikhail Tulchinsky:
We have four.

Spurgeon Tanner:
If we get the remaining bombs in that vent, there shouldn't be anything left in that comet bigger than a suitcase. We can't do anything about the little one, but it just might give them a chance. Without the arming codes, we're going to have to wait to set the bomb timers until we get closer to Earth to raise Houston.

Mikhail Tulchinsky:
We may not have enough life support left to get back into the cargo bay for the nukes, much less go down with the comet.

Mark Simon:
We sure as hell don't have enough propellant left in the Messiah to manuever with. How do we set the nukes inside the comet and get out before they blow?

Oren Monash:
We don't.

Andrea Baker:
Look on the bright side. We'll all have high schools named after us.

Deep Impact  Movie Quote

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Jenny Lerner:
When I was 11, I stole $32 from your wallet.

Jason Lerner:
When you were a baby, I once dropped you on your head.

Jenny Lerner:
When you came to the studio and brought me those pictures, I lied when I said I didn't remember. I remember everything, I remember that we were right over there, and that's when Mom got that picture of the house. It was a perfect happy day. I came down here to let you know that.

Jason Lerner:
Thank you.

Jenny Lerner:
I've missed you since then.

Jason Lerner:
[embraces her] I missed you too.

Deep Impact  Movie Quote

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Andrea Baker:
It's a pleasure serving with you, Commander.

Spurgeon Tanner:
The honor is all mine, Andy.

Deep Impact  Movie Quote

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Linda:
How would you like it if you had balls in your ears?

Dr. Young:
[pause] I guess I could hear myself cumming!

Deep Throat  Movie Quote

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Bob Diamond:
For example, I use forty-eight percent of my brain. Do you know how much you use?

Daniel Miller:
Forty... seven?

Bob Diamond:
[laughs] Three.

Defending Your Life  Movie Quote

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Old lady on bus:
[noticing Daniel] Ooh, so young... AIDS?

Daniel Miller:
Oh, no... car accident.

Defending Your Life  Movie Quote

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Club Comedian:
And you sir. How did you die?

Daniel Miller:
On stage, like you.

Defending Your Life  Movie Quote

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Bob Diamond:
Your honors, Miss Foster and I have had this argument for a long time. I think the act itself is what's important, but she wants to keep enlarging it until everything loses its meaning. If I fix the flat tire on your car, and two years later I lose your garden hose, according to you I'm not going to get any credit for the flat, I'm just a dumb guy who lost the hose!

Defending Your Life  Movie Quote

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Lena Foster:
What did you finally invest in, Mr. Miller, do you remember?

Daniel Miller:
[under his breath] Um, uh... cattle.

Lena Foster:
And what happened to the cattle?

Daniel Miller:
I don't know; I never got a straight answer. All I know is that their teeth fell out.

Defending Your Life  Movie Quote

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Daniel Miller:
You have to be okay with yourself before you can ever be okay with anyone else

Defending Your Life  Movie Quote

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Griner:
Canoe trip?

Lewis:
That's right, a canoe trip.

Griner:
What the hell you wanna go fuck around with that river for?

Lewis:
Because it's there.

Griner:
It's there all right. You get in there and can't get out, you're gonna wish it wasn't.

Deliverance  Movie Quote

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[Lewis and Ed take a wrong turn looking for the river]

Lewis:
Well, we fucked up.

Griner:
Where you goin' city boy?

Lewis:
We'll find it. We'll find it.

Griner:
It ain't nothin' but the biggest fuckin' river in the state.

Deliverance  Movie Quote

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Lewis:
The first explorers saw this country, saw it just like us.

Drew:
I can imagine how they felt.

Bobby:
[about the rapids] Yeah, we beat it, didn't we? Did we beat that?

Lewis:
You don't beat it. You never beat the river chubby.

Deliverance  Movie Quote

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Lewis:
Machines are gonna fail and the system's gonna fail...then, survival. Who has the ability to survive? That's the game - survive.

Ed:
Well, the system's done all right by me.

Lewis:
Oh yeah. You gotta nice job, you gotta a nice house, a nice wife, a nice kid.

Ed:
You make that sound rather shitty, Lewis.

Lewis:
Why do you go on these trips with me, Ed?

Ed:
I like my life, Lewis.

Lewis:
Yeah, but why do you go on these trips with me?

Ed:
You know, sometimes I wonder about that.

Deliverance  Movie Quote

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Ed:
[to Bobby] I'm glad we came here.

Bobby:
[offers Lewis a drink] Lewis?

Ed:
Lewis does not drink.

Bobby:
It's true Lewis, what you said. There's something in the woods and the water that we have lost in the city.

Lewis:
We didn't lose it. We sold it.

Bobby:
Well I'll say one thing for the system. System did produce the air mattress, or as is better known among we camping types, the instant broad. [The other three laugh and continue laughing.] And if you fellas will excuse me, I'm gonna go be mean to my air mattress. [He starts spraying bug spray on himself.] I do baptize thee, now in the name of modern technology - [Drew cheers.] How sweet. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. [He laughs. Lewis motions for them to be quiet, and they fall silent. Lewis goes into the woods and disappears.]

Ed:
Lewis?

Bobby:
Does he think he is Tarzan or what?

Ed:
He knows the woods though. He really does. He does.

Drew:
Not really. He learn 'em. He doesn't feel 'em. That's Lewis's problem. He wants to be one with nature, and he can't hack it.

Bobby:
That's a hell of a time to be telling us that! [He and Ed laugh. Drew motions to be quiet, and they fall silent. The three go in the direction that Lewis went while Lewis appears behind them. Bobby turns around and is surprised.] Jesus! Lewis, you scared the shit outta me!

Ed:
Oh, what was it, Lewis?

Lewis:
I don't know. I thought I heard something.

Bobby:
Something or someone?

Lewis:
I don't know. [He laughs and goes into his tent.]

Drew:
Good night, Lewis.

Lewis:
Good night, Drew.

Bobby:
I'm going to sleep.

Ed:
The night has fallen, and there's nothin' we can do about it.

Bobby:
I had my first wet dream in a sleeping bag.

Ed:
How was it?

Bobby:
Great. There was no repeatin' it.

Drew:
Never mind. [He and Bobby get in their tent.]

Ed:
[to Lewis] No matter what disaster that may occur in other parts of the world, or what petty little problems arise in Atlanta, no one can find us up here. Good night, Lewis.

Deliverance  Movie Quote

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Mountain Man:
What the hell you think you're doin'?

Ed:
Headin' down river. A little canoe trip, headin' for Aintry.

Mountain Man:
Aintry?

Bobby:
Sure, this river only runs one way, captain, haven't you heard?

Mountain Man:
You ain't never gonna get down to Ain-.

Ed:
Well, why not?

Mountain Man:
'Cause. This river don't go to Aintry. You done taken a wrong turn. See uh, this here river don't go nowhere near Aintry.

Bobby:
Where does it go, then?

Mountain Man:
Boy, you are a lost one, ain't ya?

Bobby:
Well, hell, I guess this river comes out somewhere, don't it? That's where we're goin'. Somewhere. Look, we don't want any trouble here.

Ed:
If you gentlemen have a still near here, hell, that's fine with us.

Bobby:
Why sure. We'd never tell anybody where it is. You know somethin', you're right, we're lost. We don't know where in the hell we are.

Toothless Man:
A still?

Bobby:
Right, yeah. You're makin' some whiskey up here. We'll buy some from ya, we could use it, couldn't we?

Mountain Man:
Do you know what you're talkin' about?

Ed:
We don't know what we're talkin' about, honestly we don't.

Mountain Man:
No, no. You said somethin' about makin' whiskey, right? Isn't that what you said?

Ed:
We don't know what you're doin' and we don't care. That's none of our business.

Mountain Man:
That's right. It's none of your god-damned business, right.

Ed:
We got quite a long journey ahead of us, gentlemen.

Toothless Man:
Hold it. You ain't goin' no damn wheres.

Ed:
This is ridiculous.

Toothless Man:
Hold it, or I'll blow your guts out all over these woods.

Ed:
Gentlemen, we can talk this thing over. What is it you require of us?

Mountain Man:
What we, uh, "re-quire" is that you get your god-damn asses up in them woods.

Deliverance  Movie Quote

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Mountain Man:
Now, let's you just drop them pants.

Bobby:
Drop?

Mountain Man:
Just take 'em right off.

Bobby:
I-I mean, what's this all about?

Toothless Man:
Don't say anything, just do it.

Mountain Man:
Just drop 'em, boy! [To Ed - at knifepoint] You ever had your balls cut off, you fuckin' ape?

Bobby:
Lord.

Mountain Man:
Look at there, that's sharp. I bet it'd shave a hair.

Toothless Man:
Why don't ya try it and see?

Bobby:
Lord, lord. Deliver us from all.

Toothless Man:
[To Bobby] Pull off that little ol' bitty shirt there, too. [To Mountain Man] Did he bleed?

Mountain Man:
He bled. [To Bobby] Them panties, take 'em off. [After attacking him] Get up, boy. Come on, get on up there.

Bobby:
No, no, no. Oh, no. No. Don't.

Mountain Man:
Hey boy. You look just like a hog.

Bobby:
Don't, don't.

Mountain Man:
Just like a hog. Come here, piggy, piggy, piggy. [Holding Bobby's nose as he straddles him from behind] Come on, piggy, come on, piggy, come on, piggy, give me a ride, a ride. Hey, boy. Get up and give me a ride.

Bobby:
All right.

Mountain Man:
Get up and give me a ride, boy.

Bobby:
All right. All right.

Mountain Man:
Get up! Get up there!

Bobby:
All right. [His underwear is pulled off] Oh no, no!

Mountain Man:
Looks like we got us a sow here, instead of a boar.

Bobby:
Don't. Don't.

Mountain Man:
What's the matter, boy? I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig. Let's squeal. Squeal now. Squeal. [Bobby's ear is pulled]

Bobby:
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Mountain Man:
Squeal. Squeal louder. Louder. Louder, louder. Louder! Louder! Louder! Get down now, boy. There, get them britches down. That's that. You can do better than that, boy. You can do better than that. Come on, squeal. Squeal.

Deliverance  Movie Quote

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Mountain Man:
Whatcha wanna do with him?

Toothless Man:
[grinning] He got a real pretty mouth, ain't he?

Mountain Man:
That's the truth.

Toothless Man:
[to Ed] You're gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray good.

Deliverance  Movie Quote

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Lewis:
What are we gonna do with him?

Drew:
There's not but one thing to do. Take the body down to Aintry. Turn it over to the Highway Patrol. Tell 'em what happened.

Lewis:
Tell 'em what exactly?

Drew:
Just what happened. This is justifiable homicide if anything is. They were sexually assaulting two members of our party at gunpoint. Like you said, there was nothin' else we could do.

Ed:
Is he alive?

Lewis:
Not now. Well, let's get our heads together. [To vengeful Bobby] Come on now, let's not do anything foolish. Does anybody know anything about the law?

Drew:
Look, I-I was on jury duty once. It wasn't a murder trial.

Lewis:
A murder trial? Well, I don't know the technical word for it, Drew, but I know this. You take this man down out of the mountains and turn him over to the Sheriff, there's gonna be a trial all right, a trial by jury.

Drew:
So what?

Lewis:
We killed a man, Drew. Shot him in the back - a mountain man, a cracker. It gives us somethin' to consider.

Drew:
All right, consider it, we're listenin'.

Lewis:
Shit, all these people are related. I'd be god-damned if I'm gonna come back up here and stand trial with this man's aunt and his uncle, maybe his momma and his daddy sittin' in the jury box. What do you think, Bobby? [Bobby rushes at the corpse, but is restrained] How about you, Ed?

Ed:
I don't know. I really don't know.

Drew:
Now you listen, Lewis. I don't know what you got in mind, but if you try to conceal this body, you're settin' yourself up for a murder charge. Now that much law I do know! This ain't one of your fuckin' games. You killed somebody. There he is!

Lewis:
I see him, Drew. That's right, I killed somebody. But you're wrong if you don't see this as a game...Dammit, we can get out of this thing without any questions asked. We get connected up with that body and the law, this thing gonna be hangin' over us the rest of our lives. We gotta get rid of that guy!...Anywhere, everywhere, nowhere.

Drew:
How do you know that other guy hasn't already gone for the police?

Lewis:
And what in the hell is he gonna tell 'em, Drew, what he did to Bobby?

Drew:
Now why couldn't he go get some other mountain men? Now why isn't he gonna do that? You look around you, Lewis. He could be out there anywhere, watchin' us right now. We ain't gonna be so god-damned hard to follow draggin' a corpse.

Lewis:
You let me worry about that, Drew. You let me take care of that. You know what's gonna be here? Right here? A lake - as far as you can see hundreds of feet deep. Hundreds of feet deep. Did you ever look out over a lake, think about something buried underneath it? Buried underneath it. Man, that's about as buried as you can get.

Drew:
Well, I am tellin' you, Lewis, I don't want any part of it.

Lewis:
Well, you are part of it!

Drew:
IT IS A MATTER OF THE LAW!

Lewis:
The law? Ha! The law?! What law?! Where's the law, Drew? Huh? You believe in democracy, don't ya?

Drew:
Yes, I do.

Lewis:
Well then, we'll take a vote. I'll stand by it and so will you.

Deliverance  Movie Quote

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