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[Last lines]

Squidward:
[rushed] I was in the future and then I was in the past, and there was nowhere, and now, I'm back! And...you don't know how happy I am to see you guys.

SpongeBob:
Does this mean you wanna go...

SpongeBob and Patrick:
...jellyfishing?

Squidward:
No!! Who's the barnaclehead who invented that game anyway?

SpongeBob and Patrick:
You are, Squidward.

[We cut to the island of Bikini Bottom up above the sea while SpongeBob and Patrick both laugh offscreen]

Squidward:
[offscreen] I'm going back.

[Later, SpongeBob is walking home, back to Bikini Bottom, at night.]

SpongeBob:
Buzz. Buzz. Buzz. [says "Buzz" fourteen more times as he walks up to the Krusty Krab door with a "Closed" sign and sees a plate full of Krabby Patties on a table] Krabby Patties. Buzz. Buzz. [walks past Sandy's treedome, then he sniffles] Sandy. [still saying "Buzz," walks up to his pineapple] What have I done? I had a great life and friends, and I gave all of that up.

[SpongeBob opens the door. The light turns on. Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Squidward, Patrick, and Gary are there to welcome him home.]

Mr. Krabs, Patrick, and Sandy:
Welcome home, SpongeBob! [Squidward blows a party blower]

SpongeBob:
You guys are the best! I made a huge mistake. Please forgive me!

Mr. Krabs:
Ah, quit your blubbering and have a Krabby Patty. [hands him a Krabby Patty]

SpongeBob:
Don't mind if I do. [eats it as Mr. Krabs places his Krusty Crew hat on his head]

Mr. Krabs:
And I'll see you at work first thing tomorrow morning.

SpongeBob:
[salutes] Aye, aye, captain!

Squidward:
SpongeBob, do us all a favor. [hands SpongeBob his pants]

SpongeBob:
Don't mind if I do! [puts on his pants] Ta-dah. [hugs Squidward] Aww.

Squidward:
Okay, that's enough. [everyone else hugs SpongeBob and Squidward]

Gary:
Meow.

Squidward:
Could we please stop this? [everyone except SpongeBob starts to feel something]

Patrick:
Patrick itchy! [everyone but SpongeBob starts to scratch themselves and crawl on the floor]

SpongeBob:
It is great to be home!

[Lyrics to the song "Ripped Pants"]

SpongeBob:
[spoken] I thought that I had everybody on my side

But I went and blew it all sky-high

And now she won't even spare a passing glance

All just because I ripped my pants

[Man-Ray sits on the floor with a hand over his face, pretending to cry]

Man-Ray:
Boo-hoo-hoo! Oh, sob! Oh, cry! [peeks through his fingers to see if SpongeBob and Patrick are watching] Oh, woe is me! You don't know what it's like, being evil for so long! Oh, how I wish to be good! If only some kind heroes would show me the path to decency!

[SpongeBob and Patrick beam at one another]

SpongeBob:
We could teach you how to be good! And then we'll let you go!

Man-Ray:
Oh, that would be fantastic! [to himself] I'll fake my way through this, just like I did in high school.

[Meanwhile, a group of octopuses are angrily chasing after a happy-go-lucky Squidward. He sucks the noses off of three houses whilst running by. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking by when they see Squidward run past them.]

SpongeBob:
Hey! That looked like Squidward! [the mob runs past them] That looked like Squidward also, in angry mob form! [Squidward has approached a dead end]

Policeman:
Hold it right there, Mr. Tentacles!

Squidward:
Stand back! I've got gardening tools! [the policeman hands him an envelope]

Policeman:
Here! Just read this! [Squidward looks at it]

Squidward:
What is it?

Policeman:
A well thought out and organized list of complaints! [the mob shouts out in agreement. SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]

SpongeBob:
Patrick, look! It's Squidward! [he runs up to the octopus and hugs him, but he's a different octopus with eyebrows and mustache, and a shirt like Squidward's] Squidward! We finally found you! [the octopus pushes SpongeBob off him]

Male Octopus:
Get off me, and I'm not Squidward! [pause]

Patrick:
Are you Squidward now?

Squidward:
Grievances?! This town is a grievance! There should be a law against so many stuck-up tightwads living in one place! This city needs to be destroyed! [pause] Or at least painted a different color.

Policeman:
F.Y.I., you don't have to live here, you know. [Squidward, and the crowd, smile]

Squidward:
Hey, you're right! [the crowd members' smiles fade] And I'm leaving A.S.A.P.! [meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to find Squidward]

SpongeBob:
Are you Squidward?

Male Octopus:
No. [he walks up to the croquet woman]

SpongeBob:
Are you Squidward?

Squidette:
No. [Patrick talks to a fire hydrant]

Patrick:
Are you Squidward? [pause] That's okay, take your time. [SpongeBob walks up to him]

SpongeBob:
Any one of these Squidwards can be the real Squidward, Patrick! [the town rumbles as Squidward rockets the leaf blower out of Tentacle Acres and laughs maniacally. The octopuses smile]

Squidward:
Freedom! Woo-hoo! [SpongeBob and Patrick watch him fly over the horizon]

SpongeBob:
Well, we know one thing: it sure isn't that guy. [the episode ends]

[Meanwhile, cut to SpongeBob putting mayonnaise in a box, then taping it up, then cut to Mr. Krabs putting down a clock as a bulldozer arrives.]

Mr. Krabs:
[sad] It's time. [goes outside on the street and waits for the truck to stop in front of him]

State officer:
[puts one of the bulldozer's windows down] So, who's getting bulldozed today?

Plankton:
[with the clipboard] Oh, not me, your bureaucraticness. I completed my petition. [Mr. Krabs is worried]

State officer:
The people have spoken. Step aside, Mr. Krabs. [Part of the bulldozer smokes fire out.]

Mr. Krabs:
But... but... [as he backs up, the bulldozer follows him, towards the Krusty Krab.; angry] No! I'm not going anywhere!

State officer:
Please comply, Mr. Krabs. It'll be quick and painless.

Mr. Krabs:
If you wanna bulldoze me restaurant, [locks himself up] it's gonna be long and painful!

SpongeBob:
[is seen at the top of the restaurant, also locked up; angry] Stand your ground, Mr. Krabs! We are right behind you, right, Squidward? [the lock is empty] Squidward?

[Squidward is outside his home, with an umbrella on top of him, sitting on a chair, and drinking a cup of tea, happily.]

State officer:
[moves his bulldozer closer to the restaurant] Okay, now this is really your last chance.

Mr. Krabs:
[still angry] I'm never leaving the Krusty Krab!

State officer:
Fine. Have it your way. [pushes a lever]

Plankton:
[chuckles evilly, while setting up himself a movie theater seat, then sits on it] Bring it on! Bring the destruction! [munches on popcorn]

Mr. Krabs:
[part of the bulldozer smokes more fire out, and the bulldozer starts to move even closer to the restaurant.; sad] Goodbye, Krusty Krab! [As he closes his eyes, the bulldozer begins to move the restaurant, but only moves 1 foot.; confused] Eh?

State officer:
Thank you for your cooperation.

Plankton:
[spits the popcorn out, angry] What?! Excuse me, sir, but, uh... [stands on the seat] you forgot to level the place!

Mr. Krabs:
[confused] Uhh... yeah.

State officer:
Demolition is outside of my purview. I simply ensure that restaurants comply with the 100 foot ordinance. [measures the distance with a tape measure and says the 1 foot on it] That's 1 more foot. Perfect! [walks away from the restaurant]

Plankton:
[jumping on the seat, still angry] But that's not fair! [slips inside and the seat closes on him]

SpongeBob:
So you're not gonna destroy the Krusty Krab?

State officer:
No, I--

SpongeBob:
[jumps inside the bulldozer, hugging the state officer] Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Thank you, thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! [as the state officer accidentally pulls the lever, the truck goes backwards. He and SpongeBob look out the window and are in shock as they are heading towards the Chum Bucket] Oh, dear. [the bulldozer crashes through the Chum Bucket, destroying it]

Plankton:
[Meanwhile, he's free from the seat after struggling to.; still angry] Come on! Let's do this! I wanna see some destruction! [as he gasps, he finally sees the destroyed Chum Bucket] I think I've seen enough. [goes back inside the seat as the episode ends]

[Meanwhile, Squidward is going around the Lost and Found, looking for SpongeBob.]

Squidward:
Moron! I mean, SpongeBoooob?! I can't believe Old Man Krabs has held on to all this stuff. [notices a box of kazoos] Oooh! Kazoos! Why, I had a kazoo when I was a child...

[A flashback of a younger Squidward is shown.]

Squidward:
Everybody loved it!

[Little Squidward blows threw the kazoo, making music that is off-key. All of the children run out of the school, screaming.]

School Kid:
Oh! Ow! My ears! [sobbing]

[The flashback ends. Squidward looks through a box and sees clarinets in it.]

Squidward:
These are clarinets! In fact, these are all my clarinets! Wait a minute—these weren't lost! They were all in my locker! Mmm... [hears SpongeBob's panting] Now what could that possibly— [gets run over by SpongeBob]

[In slow motion, SpongeBob steps onto Squidward's old clarinets and breaks them as his runs.]

Squidward:
[groans and sees the broken clarinets] Typical.

[Meanwhile, the line keeps getting longer and longer and Squidward continues to serve his Chum Fricassee to his customers and fans]

Squidward:
Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world famous Fricassee. [All of a sudden, someone bursts through the front door which turns out to be Squidward's grandmother and she's not very happy] Grandma!?

Grandma Tentacles:
[enters the restaurant and corners her grandson by the kitchen doors] Someone's been cooking my recipe, [sniffs] and they're doing it wrong!

Squidward:
What are you doing here?

Grandma Tentacles:
Saving my recipe from my bumbling grandson. [crushes Squidward's foot with her walker]

Squidward:
Ow! I didn't do it! Uh, uh, it was him! [points to Plankton]

[Plankton is seen exiting the kitchen with the plate of chum and hears what Squidward said about him, becomes furious. He throws the plate of chums in rage and pins the blame back on Squidward.]

Plankton:
What?! Oh, you're not pinning this on me! You said you didn't care if it was ready or not!

Squidward:
[fearfully] Ok, I admit it! I admit it! But—but—but what's the big deal? [Grandma Tentacles crushes his foot with her walker for second time] Ow!

Grandma Tentacles:
The big deal is when the chum is not cooked for exactly 24 hours, it causes severe tummy trouble.

[Listening to Grandma Tentacles, customers form a mob. The customers are enraged by what they're hearing to Grandma Tentacles.]

Male Fish:
You fed us undercooked chum?!

Grandma Tentacles:
Tear him apart, people! [The fancy customers form a mob and start to attack Squidward and Plankton. They do an uproar, following what his grandmother says.]

Fred:
I've had it, and I'm not gonna take it anymore! [Fred picks up a trash can, then throws it on a table. Other customers throw their chum meals on the ground and on the wall of the Chum Bucket. Another customer rips apart of an awning. Frank grabs a napkin holder, throwing napkins on the floor. Plankton pops up near the napkins.]

Plankton:
Not the napkins! [Frank doesn't listen to Plankton.]

Angry Mob:
[An axe chops Squidward's picture in half.] He got what he deserves, that's what I say! [Else where in the exterior of Le Chum Bucket, it bursts into flames caused by the mob. As the restaurant is on fire, the customers run out of the bucket building.] It's on fire! It's all burning! Run! [the fire incinerates the restaurant, leaving only Plankton and Squidward standing with charred faces]

Plankton:
My restaurant! [begins crying]

Squidward:
My fan base! [Squidward also starts sobbing]

Grandma Tentacles:
I hope you learned your lesson, genius. [crushes Squidward's foot with her walker for third time as a punishment for his selfishness and wrongful acts]

Squidward:
Ow! [cries along with Plankton in despair]

SpongeBob:
[cuts to the Krusty Krab] Gee, Mr. Krabs. It sure was nice of you to hire Squidward back. Especially since he tried to destroy your business and all.

Mr. Krabs:
I figure it's the least I can do for him. After causing all that mayhem over at the Chum Bucket, in fact, I promoted him. He's our new doormat!

Squidward:
No! [laying on the floor like a doormat as punishment for their humiliation] Living the dream! [Moaning and groaning, some customers who destroyed the Chum Bucket wipe their feet on Squidward and the episode ends.]

[Mermaid Man is introducing SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward to the original costumes of the International Justice League of Super Acquaintances]

Mermaid Man:
Once you put on these costume, their fantastic powers will become yours.

Sandy:
Wow, I didn't think superpowers worked that way.

Mermaid Man:
Sure! Power's all in the costume! Why else would we run around in colored undies?

Squidward:
I can think of three good reasons.

[Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff fight each other again. However, now that Neptune's Moon is gone, they both revert themselves back into their regular forms. But unfortunately, the effects of Neptune's Moon also caused their respective clothing to dissolve into nothingness, thus leaving them naked]

Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff:
Oops. [cover themselves in embarrassment and run off laughing]

[Larry reverts back to his regular form as well. But he is also naked. He picks up a flower and uses it as a loincloth. Then he walks away. Pearl and Squidward continue fighting above Sandy's treedome. They both revert back to their regular forms. However, they're also naked as well. Pearl spits Squidward out from her mouth]

Squidward:
What is going on here? [gasps] MY CLOTHES! [screams and runs away]

Pearl:
[screams and runs away as she is naked] NO!

[SpongeBob and Patrick revert back to the regular forms, but they're also naked as well]

Sandy:
Aah!

[SpongeBob pulls himself off of Sandy's suit. Patrick giggles and falls off of Sandy's helmet. SpongeBob looks around and sees Sandy's treedome destroyed]

SpongeBob:
Um, Sandy, how come your treedome is broken and everyone's naked?

Sandy:
Well, SpongeBob, let's just say this has been the most interesting birthday I ever had.

French Narrator:
And, of course, Neptune's Moon is always followed by Neptune's Sun.

[The ground shakes. Neptune's Sun comes out of a volcano and shines its light on Sandy. The light then transforms Sandy into a realistic land squirrel. It appears that Neptune's Sun only effects land creatures while Neptune's Moon only effects sea creatures. Sandy chitters and crawls around inside her suit]

SpongeBob and Patrick:
You don't see that everyday. Jinx! Buy me a patty!

[They both laugh as Sandy chitters]

[Mr. Krabs is bathing in a tub of money in the restaurant. SpongeBob and Sandy enter the restaurant and sulk over to Mr. Krabs.]

SpongeBob:
Oh, Mr. Krabs! [Mr. Krabs gasps and hides in the tub] I got all the secret ingredients on your list, but Plankton stole them all! I made the apocalypse!

[SpongeBob cries a fountain of tears and spray them all over the restaurant, which hits Mr. Krabs. Sandy gets drenched on by the tears and activates the windshield wipers on her helmet.]

Mr. Krabs:
[plugs SpongeBob's mouth with a cork] Now, now, son. You didn't make the apocalypse. I couldn't afford to have Plankton following me while I was getting the real ingredients at the Barg'N-Mart, could I?

[Mr. Krabs pushes the button on the table Fred is eating on and it flips over showing a shopping cart containing the real Krabby Patty ingredients.]

Fred:
[screams] MY LEG!

SpongeBob:
So, my list was a fake? So, no apocalypse?

Mr. Krabs:
No apocalypse.

SpongeBob:
I saved the world! [laughs and dances around the restaurant while Sandy glares angrily at Mr. Krabs] No apocalypse! No apocalypse! No apocalypse! No apocalypse!

Mr. Krabs:
Let's not go too far.

Sandy:
[rolls up her sleeves] You mean you sent my best friend on a dangerous wild goose chase just so you could go shopping?! [backs Mr. Krabs into his office] Excuse us, SpongeBob. [closes the door while wearing her karate glove] This is for my tail!

Mr. Krabs:
Wait, Sandy, I was—

Sandy:
Hi-yah! [karate chops Mr. Krabs really hard. Mr. Krabs ends up crashing into the door, buttocks first] This is for almost getting us killed!

Mr. Krabs:
Wait, Sandy!

Sandy:
Hi-yah! [karate chops Mr. Krabs really hard again. This time, head first at the door, and comes out with a bag of money as compensation for Sandy's submarine] And this is for my submarine, Matilda!

[Mr. Krabs comes out and is completely beaten up.]

Sandy:
[kicks the plank Mr. Krabs is standing on] Hi-yah! Hi-yah! [karate chops Mr. Krabs and sends him flying through the roof]

Mr. Krabs:
Well, I guess I had that coming.

[Meanwhile, at the Chum Bucket, Plankton is fixing up a batch of Krabby Patties with the fake ingredients.]

Plankton:
Can you believe it, Karen? After all these years, the secret ingredients are finally here! And the final ingredient: [pulls out a bucket of ghost dandruff from the bag] ghost dandruff!

Karen:
[backs away] I wouldn't add that last one...

Plankton:
[adds ghost dandruff to the batch] Ha, ha! I can't wait to see the look on Krabs' face!

[Plankton stirs the fake ingredients all together. Then all of a sudden, the Chum Bucket explodes and sends Plankton flying in the sky.]

Plankton:
[screams until he sees Mr. Krabs] Krabs?

Mr. Krabs:
Plankton.

[Mr. Krabs knocks on the front door to SpongeBob's house.]

Mr. Krabs:
SpongeBob! SpongeBob? SpongeBob? Are you okay in there? You catch the flu or something? Ugh. Are you at death's door? Because you know darn well they ain't valid excuses to miss work! [peeks through the window and finds to his shocking surprise that SpongeBob is slithering on the floor with his tongue like a snail; SpongeBob eats some food from Gary's food bowl] Ah! SpongeBob has gone full raving loony. [hears something] Uh-oh! [hides underground as Gary appears]

Gary:
♪Meow—meow—meow—meow—meow—meow—meow. Meow—meow—meow—meow—meow—meow.♪ [enters the house]

[Mr. Krabs peeks through the window again. He sees SpongeBob rubbing his head against the chair while Gary's reading the paper. Gary pets SpongeBob and holds out a snail toy for him to play. SpongeBob plays the toy with his eye. Mr. Krabs gasps and drills himself inside through the floor.]

Gary:
Meow?

Mr. Krabs:
What in the name of Neptune's nostrils is going on in here?! SpongeBob, you're acting like you're the pet and that darn snail is the owner!

Gary:
[hits Mr. Krabs with the toy] Meow! Meow—meow—meow.

Mr. Krabs:
[grabs the toy] Bad snail! Down boy! [gets attacked by SpongeBob] SpongeBob, what are you— [gets licked and pummeled by SpongeBob until he pushes him off and shakes him violently] Oh, snap out of it, SpongeBob!

[SpongeBob doesn't respond. Mr. Krabs pulls out a Krabby Patty, breaks it in half and puts it under SpongeBob's nose. SpongeBob smells the patty's scent and shakes himself back to normal, snapping himself out of the strange trance.]

SpongeBob:
[dazed] Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs:
Have you completely lost your mind, boy-o? Snails ain't supposed to have arms and legs.

SpongeBob:
Aww, but Gary is so happy with his new limbs.

[Gary files his new arms.]

Mr. Krabs:
Oh, is he? Well, it's time to cut this nonsense! [growls and goes to fight Gary] Ay! [growls at Gary viciously] Huh-hah! [leaps over to Gary and cuts the arms and legs, returning Gary back to his normal self]

Gary:
[sniffs the severed limbs] Meow. [slithers over to his food bowl, removes SpongeBob's name and goes to eat his food]

[Mr. Krabs sees his paint-covered dollar]

Mr. Krabs:
Did you two get paint all over me first dollar?

Patrick & SpongeBob:
We're sorry, Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs:
And then did you draw on it with crayon?

[A smiling face is seen scrawled on the front of the dollar. SpongeBob looks at Patrick, who holds up a crayon innocently]

Patrick:
I thought, you know, maybe he'd buy it.

[Mr. Krabs sees SpongeBob hanging from the spot where his first dollar is supposed to be]

SpongeBob:
Hi, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs:
Spongebob, what are you doing?

SpongeBob:
Oh, just...you know...hanging around.

Patrick:
[flashing a thumbs-down] Boo!

Mr. Krabs:
Get down onto the floor, boy.

[SpongeBob stretches out his body, so that his feet touch the floor. Mr. Krabs is not amused]

Mr. Krabs:
All right, now you're just being silly.

[Mr. Krabs sees the pandemonium SpongeBob and Patrick are causing in the Krusty Krab]

Mr. Krabs:
What the devilfish is going on here? Time is money! And if you boys is wasting time, then you're wasting money! And that's just sick.

SpongeBob:
But we were performing a ritual to attract customers. And the only way the ritual can work is for us to get hurt. Real bad.

Mr. Krabs:
What stupid barnacle told you that?

[Squidward smiles sheepishly and hides his face behind the magazine he's reading]

[Mr. Krabs turns on Karen's monitor. Then Karen's screen shows Loading]

Mr. Krabs:
She's loading up. Now let's see how this dial up thingy works. [places the telephone receiver on top of Karen and her screen shows an hourglass turning.] This thing does text mails right?

SpongeBob:
Yeah, I think so.

[Karen's screen shows the words Karen Classic with her picture on it]

Mr. Krabs:
Oh, that sounds promising.

[Karen starts crying on her screen and scaring Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob]

Mr. Krabs:
Are computers supposed to emote!? No need to cry, little lady.

Karen:
Don't tell me not to cry! [continues crying and scaring Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob again.]

Mr. Krabs:
She's malfunctioning!

SpongeBob:
Must be the dial-up thingy!

Mr. Krabs:
You're right, must be interfering with her circuitry! [grabs the telephone and throws it against the wall destroying it in the process]

Karen:
Oh, it's not the dial-up thingy. It's Plankton, he dumped me for a newer piece of hardware. [continues crying]

Mr. Krabs:
Help me out here, buddy. [pushes SpongeBob next to Karen]

SpongeBob:
Hey, there. Dry those computer tears. I'm sure you two will get back together. Plankton just need some time to realize how much he needs you. I mean, you guys were made for each other. Well, you were made more for him and more specifically by him, and now, he's built someone with more modern features who's better in every way. There's no- what was my point again?

Karen:
[sobs] You men are all alike! [hops off Mr. Krabs' desk and onto her mobile body. She hops out of the box and then rolls out of the office.]

Mr. Krabs:
Wait! Where ya goin’? Smooth, SpongeBob, real smooth.

[Mrs. Puff allows SpongeBob to slide through her class using extra credit so she can get rid of him]

Mrs. Puff:
You pass! You pass!

SpongeBob:
Mrs. Puff, I don't feel like I really did anything.

Mrs. Puff:
That's how extra credit is supposed to feel.

SpongeBob:
Really?

Mrs. Puff:
Besides, here's your license.

[She gives SpongeBob a driver's license with his picture on it]

SpongeBob:
My license! [licks it] It tastes just like I dreamt it would!

[Mrs. Puff walks over to SpongeBob, who is lying on the ground after the class tramples him while running out the door at the 3:
00 bell.]

Mrs. Puff:
SpongeBob! Are you okay?

SpongeBob:
I overdid the speech again, didn't I?

Mrs. Puff:
I'm afraid so.

SpongeBob:
[gets up] Aw, tartar sauce! I guess I won't be needing this. [takes off uniform] I hardly knew you.

[Spongebob frowns and begins to walk away. Mrs. Puff shows sadness on her face.]

Mrs. Puff:
Uh, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob:
Yes, Mrs. Puff?

Mrs. Puff:
I can at least let you wear it until tomorrow.

SpongeBob:
[flies back into the uniform with a shout of joy] Thanks, Mrs. Puff! [He walks away.]

Mrs. Puff:
[to herself] What are the consequences of what I've just done? [She sighs to herself, thinking tragic thoughts, as she walks back into her classroom.]

[Mrs. Wormley and Gary are growling each other again.]

Patrick:
It looks like they're still not getting used to each other.

SpongeBob:
Well, these things take time.

[Gary and Mrs. Wormsley start fighting again. SpongeBob and Patrick see the fight and they run and hide in SpongeBob's bed]

SpongeBob and Patrick:
Duck and Cover!

[the fighting still continues outside of conch street; Mrs. Wormsley leaves Bikini Bottom on a bus as Gary leaves]

Patrick:
This town is getting too rough for me.

SpongeBob:
He's chased her away! Now, who will care for her abandoned newborn infants?

Patrick:
Maybe you could take care of them.

SpongeBob:
Oh, no way Patrick. I've never seen Gary that upset.

[Near the end of the driving test]

SpongeBob:
Cheating, I'm a cheater! Cheater!

Mrs. Puff:
No, no, no! It's quite alright! You can cheat that way! [points towards the finish line]

SpongeBob:
No, I'm cheating!

[near the end of the driving test]

SpongeBob:
I'm cheating, Mrs. Puff! I'm cheating!

Mrs. Puff:
It's okay, SpongeBob! You can cheat! Cheat that way! [points towards the finish line]

SpongeBob:
NO! I'm cheating!

[Note:
this is a silent episode with no dialogue]

SpongeBob:
[to the shell, captioned] You!

[Now, with everything completely gone, SpongeBob finally finds the end of the loose string. Just then, Patrick comes in.]

SpongeBob:
Patrick, hi.

Patrick:
[sees a loose string on SpongeBob's shirt] You have a thing on your thing.

[Patrick pulls the loose string on SpongeBob and unravels him into a string. Then he uses the string to floss his teeth like dental floss. SpongeBob giggles in the background, ending the episode.]

[Patchy reappears]

Patchy:
[realizes that there is no water left] This is the end of Patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures to pick me bones! [Potty flies up] Shiver me timbers! It's Potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations.

SpongeBob:
[laughs] Patchy, it's me. SpongeBob SquarePants. [Patchy is excited and laughs weakly] Don't lose hope. Everything will be all right when you get to Encino.

Patchy:
But, Encino is gone.

SpongeBob:
It's not gone, if you believe.

Patchy:
Believe, believe. [falls asleep. Wakes up and reads the sign] Welcome to Encino! It's back! [hugs the sign] SpongeBob was right! All I had to do was believe! [laughs cheerfully]

♪You got to believe. It was out of sight. You got to believe. I'm back in Encino. You got to believe. Everything's all right. The sky above, and the ground below. Bring me back into Encino. It was lost, some time ago, I'm just glad to be back home. You got to believe. I'm back in Encino. You got to believe. Everything's all right. You got to believe. I'm back in Encino. You got to believe. Everything's all right.♪

[Patchy is shown playing an instrumental by a man and woman at a bench, annoying them and making the latter's baby cry. They walk away as the chorus joins back in]

♪You got to believe. I'm back in Encino. You got to believe. Everything's all right. You got to believe. I'm back in Encino. You got--♪

Patchy:
[drops his ice-cream scoop and we hear strange sounds. Potty squawks, and then pokes Patchy] Ow! Ow! It was all a hallucination. Encino's still... gone! [Patchy groans] Ooh, a sandwich. Potty, you're a lifesaver. [opens a sandwich] Oh! Oh, Potty, you know I don't like mayo! [sees a vulture] Here, you want some? Go on. Uh... take it. I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. Once it gets up above 130, 135, the mayonnaise gets kind of... grody, you know.