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[Towards the end of the episode, Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward wind up in the hospital. Mr. Krabs is alarmed to see at how high their medical bill is]

Mr. Krabs:
FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?!!!

Squidward:
You're not going to have a heart attack, are you?

Mr. Krabs:
Not at these prices! Forget hotels, this hospital wreck's where the money is!

Patrick:
This is a hospital?

Mr. Krabs:
Pack your bags, boys! You're going to medical school!

Patrick & SpongeBob:
Hooray!

Squidward:
Oh, boy...

[Two puppets appear on the TV screen]

Puppet 1:
Hey, where you going?

Puppet 2:
To my job.

Puppet 1:
You have a job?

Puppet 2:
Why wouldn't I? I'm not some lazy inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day.

Puppet 1:
Say, where can I get one of these jobs?

[The camera pans down to reveal that it's SpongeBob handling the puppets behind the TV screen]

SpongeBob:
[voicing puppet 2] Oh, they're everywhere, especially if you're green and have six tentacles. [voicing puppet 1] Thanks. I'm gonna go look for one, so I can stop [normal voice] MOOCHING OFF MY FRIENDS, and they can get back to their lives!

Squidward:
This isn't my show! SpongeBob, the remote control's broken! Get over here and fix it!

SpongeBob:
[completely had it; flips the TV away] I've got a better idea! Why don't I call someone whose job it is to fix it?! You know why? Because when I need a job done, I get someone with a JOB to DO THAT JOB!

Squidward:
[pause] What're you saying?

[SpongeBob loses it, and takes Squidward, still in bed, bursts out of his house, and runs to the Krusty Krab, screaming]

Mr. Krabs:
[talking on the phone] Donate to the children's fund? Why? What have children ever done for me?

[SpongeBob suddenly appears, as he furiously grabs the phone and throws it away]

SpongeBob:
You want your dime back?! [takes one out] TAKE IT! Now Squidward can come back, right?!

Mr. Krabs:
[checks the dime through a telescope] Wrong! [throws the dime at SpongeBob's face] That ain't my first dime.

SpongeBob:
[throws out more dimes at Mr. Krabs' face] Then have some more dimes! I've got plenty of 'em!

Mr. Krabs:
You can't put a price on me first dime! And I can't forgive that thievin' bilge rat Squidward for stealin' it!

[SpongeBob suddenly grabs Mr. Krabs by the throat and holding him up in the air]

SpongeBob:
LISTEN, YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE! SQUIDWARD HAS BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY! [shakes him violently] AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?! [a prehistoric dime falls out of Mr. Krabs' back pocket. SpongeBob suddenly calms down and lets go of Mr. Krabs] What's that?

Mr. Krabs:
[gasps] Me first dime! [hugs the dime] Oh, Dimey, I'll never lose you again!

SpongeBob:
This is a dime?

Mr. Krabs:
I've been in business a long time, boy.

SpongeBob:
So, if Squidward never stole the dime, he can come back to work, right?'

Mr. Krabs:
Aye, lad, just let the dime and me have our privacy. [kisses the dime. SpongeBob cheers before running off]

SpongeBob:
Yeeee-aah-hoooo!

[We see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses.]

Patchy:
Let's go! [honks his horn] Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is a real bringdown. [grumbles in frustration] A little music should soothe me jangled nerves. At least my in-dash hi-fi still works. [Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.] Oh! Me ultra-rare "Frampton Comes Alive" 8-track destroyed! [Tosses it into the car] And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! [Patchy growls and cries while he moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song] Who's calling? [answers the phone] Yes, Patchy here. Start squawkin'.

Potty:
[squawks] Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon's about to start. Where are you, brawk?

Patchy:
Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, would you?

Potty:
Oh, I threw out that old Betamax machine in the garbage. [squawks]

Patchy:
You what?!

Potty:
Oh, calm down. beardy.

Patchy:
Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! [someone honks his horn at him] Do you mind?! I'm trying to talk to my parrot! [the man looks at Patchy in shock as he gets back on his phone to talk to Potty] Sorry, Potty. Just some landlubber. [Potty hangs up] Potty? Hello, hello, hello, hello!? [looks at his phone's screen. It says "call dropped" with a Jolly Roger symbol; groans] Dropped again. [closes his phone] Curse this traffic! [the traffic starts moving again] Ooh! [pulls up his anchor, much to the man's confusion. He drives into a desert-like area] Arrgh! Home at last! What the--? [his eyes pop out from behind his pair of sunglasses, breaking them] Encino...it's gone. NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [sobs] You know, kids, this kinda reminds Patchy of an old story. Another story of a...lost city. Why don't you check it out? Oh, Encino.

[When SpongeBob hints that the "monster" must have eaten Wormy]

Patrick:
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!

[When SpongeBob is cured]

Plankton:
What about the formula???

SpongeBob:
You're right, I gotta go back to work.

Plankton:
Wait! Come back! Therapy doesn't work. You're still sick! Very very sick!

[While SpongeBob is walking home]

SpongeBob:
Plankton, what are you doing here?

Plankton:
I just want to talk. You could say we're friends, right?

SpongeBob:
Um...no.

Plankton:
Acquaintances?

SpongeBob:
No.

Plankton:
[thinks] Well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?

SpongeBob:
I...guess so.

Plankton:
You see? Everything works out.

[While SpongeBob is walking home]

SpongeBob:
Plankton? What are you doing here?

Plankton:
I just want to talk. You could say we're friends, right?

SpongeBob:
Um...no.

Plankton:
Acquaintances?

SpongeBob:
No.

Plankton:
[thinks] Well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?

SpongeBob:
I...guess so.

Plankton:
You see? Everything works out.