Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #123

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Rectangular Businessman:
You're a bitch.

Shark:
Quit braggin'...on me. 'Cause no one's listening.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Shark:
[to Fitz] What are you doing -- Alive?

[sees Fitz on his way back]

Shark:
[lady voice] Hey. How's it going? That's how I meant to sound.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
Ah, you're so pretty.

Shark:
[lady voice] I got a call about a spider. Was there a spider? A big one?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
[gasp] How, did you know that, Steve?

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Man/Woman:
Hey!

Peanut Cop (human form):
Autograph dude?

Man/Woman:
It's 2:00 in the morning.

Peanut Cop (human form):
Bang, bang bang.

Man/Woman:
You need to shut up. You're making too much noise.

Peanut Cop (human form):
Let me show you too much noise for your --

[Peanut blast his gun above making him go below the ground]

Peanut Cop (human form):
[wheezes] Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. [coughs] Disappear.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Peanut Cop (human form):
Hey. You. [coughing, feedback] What's-- [siren blares] Hold on.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
Oh, I'm so sorry, officer. I didn't realize what time it was.

[Peanut Cop Human Form falls down]

Peanut Cop (human form):
[coughing] Ow. Hold on. [stands up] Hey, you. [wheezes]

[Peanut Cop sees Fitz in his point of view while getting high]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
[distorted] I hope I didn't disturb anyone.

Peanut Cop (human form):
Uh...gimme the hammer. Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm so hammered. [wheezes] I feel like I'm staring at a thousand hammers.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
[sees his hammer] Hey, I do have a watch.

Peanut Cop (human form):
Can you see 'em? Can you see me?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
Oh, oh gosh, I've got a session. Um, I'll be right back.

Peanut Cop (human form):
No way. Time cop, terminate. [holds up his big gun]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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[after Buzby keeps shooting the spider, the spider then escapes out of the window and teleports away]

Buzby:
Yeah, that's right, Spider! Fear the Bee! You go home and cry on your mama's lap!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
Ha ha! Yeah, we got him on the run. That was -- That was great. What, um... [sniffs] What do I owe you?

Buzby:
What? Are you kidding? We owe you! Look, Mouse, that was intense. Bee man's always intense. But it's a bout to get...more intense.

[Buzby walks close up on Fitz]

Buzby:
[whispers] He's listening. [possibly referring to Shark]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Buzby:
What's with all the pizzas?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
Oh, I know -- It's a lot, right? Well, they keep getting delivered, I keep stacking 'em up. I'll probably get more tonight.

Buzby:
Who the hell is sending you all these pizzas?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
My shrink.

Buzby:
[gasp] Is that a yo-yo?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
Shh. Shh, shh, shh. Look.

[Fitz and Buzby sees the spider in Fitz's room covered in webs]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
There it is.

Buzby:
There it is. I see it. Yeah, stand back, son, I'm about to unleash a fury of pain. Ha!

[Buzby slaps Spider several times but it has no effect on him]

Buzby:
Ah, see, I'm just warming up. I got him stunned now. He's worried.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
Want to try this thing? [shows him a deadly minigun]

Buzby:
Holy crap! Yes!

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Buzby:
Boss says you got bugs. Man, I hate bugs. You like 'em. 'Cause I don't. Let me tell ya. Ah, sorry, I got this itch below my groin. Now, it's not actually on my groin, it's --

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Shark:
Hello? You there? Where'd ya go, little mouse?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
Ha, sorry about that, Jimmy. I had a delivery.

Shark (as Jimmy):
[lady voice] Were they... [distortion] p i z z a s. Perhaps?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
Uh, they were pizzas. How -- How did you know that? Cooper.

[Shark looks at the audience at the ending with a jaunty tune and a circle effect]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
Ah, yay, a visitor!

Man/Woman:
Hey, all these pizzas are for you.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
Dang.

Man/Woman:
I don't like pizza. Keep your pizza away from me. I don't want to see it, feel it, hear it, or touch it. Yuck!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
Have a good night, lady.

Man/Woman:
[far away] Nights are not good because there is no sun.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Shark (as Melvin):
[lady voice] Hello, Fitz. There you are, old boy, and right on time.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
Hey, Melvin. Nice to see you.

Shark (as Fred):
[lady voice] Not as nice as me seeing you. You're looking good. Did you get more handsome?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
Ah, thanks, Fred. You're so pretty.

Shark (as Fred):
[lady voice] Still having those crazy dreams? Cardboard cities, flying bow ties, screeching chinchillas?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
No, no, no, not so much. I've been, um, been doing a lot of gardening. You know, the flowers are getting big.

Shark (as Fred):
[lady voice] Good, good. Fresh air, lollygagging, sunshine, and...[distortion] p i z z a s.

[Fitz's dangerous flashbacks intensifies]

Shark:
[original voice] You're gettin' those pizzas, right?

[knocks on Fitz's door]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (normal version):
Oh, hold on just a second, Brian. I have a visitor.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Fitz checks his watch]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[sighs] Frickin'-tastic.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Rod the Anime God:
This show is so confusing.

Young Man:
You don't underst--

[suddenly someone got gunshotted and ending the show immediately, possibly killed Young Man]

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
A few announcements before the wedding. One of the hands has a bomb on it.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
[holding the bomb] GODDAMN IT!

Gerald Bald Z:
Stay away from the balloons.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
[standing right next to the balloons] COME ON!

Gerald Bald Z:
Don't stand next to the groom or you might get hit by a bullet.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
WHAT"S UP WITH THAT?!

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Young Man:
You don't understand.

Rod the Anime God:
No, I don't.

Young Man:
She loves me.

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Gerald Bald Z:
Sherman, you ate all the food for the wedding.

Sherman the Giraffe:
I know it. The cake was spectacular. I'm still hungry, though. I guess I can eat this hamburger rope chain.

Gerald Bald Z:
There it is -- The transformational covenant of Tuna Mountain, If I give this to Brenda before the marriage, she'll fall in love with my true bald nature, and our love will prevent all future wars.

[Sherman eats the hamburger necklace]

Gerald Bald Z:
[sighs]

Sherman the Giraffe:
Mmm! Now that's the good right there. A little tough, but good, anyhoos.

Gerald Bald Z:
Then I'll move on to my second idea, which involves assassination.

Sherman the Giraffe:
[laughs nervously] This kids is crazy.

Monkey:
Too bad Brenda broke his heart.

Felix the Bear:
His life has not turned out the way it should have, had this show been made in Japan.

Sherman the Giraffe:
Hey, follow your heart, kid. [laughs] This guy.

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Space Ghost and Zorak are watching Perfect Hair Forever]

Space Ghost:
Zorak, are you watching this [EFF]?

Zorak:
Bleh!

Space Ghost:
I've been pitching them shows for years, and they're making this.

Space Ghost:
What the [EFF].

Zorak:
Eh, what are you gonna do?

Space Ghost:
It takes four days just to get Keith to call me back. What else is on?

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Young Man:
[looks at his hand mirror] I'll need that indigo ballroom clean and filled with wedding cakes and petits fours in the shape of my face...in eight minutes.

Gerald Bald Z:
And it's my job to provide good customer service, even though the water is rising above our ankles.

Gerald Bald Z:
This makes me think of a sad song. It's called "Brenda, you're making a huge mistake."

[Gerald sings his sad song along the way while floating on water in a janitor cart]

Young Man:
Her name is Margaret.

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Young Man:
How do I look? [looks at his hand mirror] You better say better than you.

[Gerald sees his severed ear on the back of Young Man's head that Brenda cut off]

Gerald Bald Z:
That's my ear.

Action Hot Dog:
La la?

Young Man:
Uh, say it into my favorite ear.

Gerald Bald Z:
Oh, man. The love of my life cut your favorite ear off my head my head so she could direct me from Uncle Grandfather's sex prison to Tuna Mountain. She saves me by starting a war. In order to save her, I had to ignore her...and the plot.

Young Man; Well, you [EEF] that up, and she love me. You don't even enough hair to love.

Gerald Bald Z:
I know you say you know, but you don't even know her name.

Young Man:
Her name is Margaret. And she loves me because I have enough hair to shampoo.

Gerald Bald Z:
Most quest don't even have weddings.

Young Man:
Quests like this lead to weddings...just not yours.

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Young Man:
I think I can purify the Danielson fragments before the main body escapes into the time fog...in eight minutes.

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Cat Man:
Hey, clown. I'm banging on this door. Open up. [bangs door] Cat Man coming in the house. [bangs door] I've been out here for eight years kicking on this door. Now open it.

[Rod instead opens his garage door]

Rod the Anime God:
Okay, I'm sensing a problem here.

Cat Man:
Uh, yeah, there's been some complaint of you smoking in your apartment.

Rod the Anime God:
That 'cause I'm a flame, man.

Cat Man:
Should have vaped that stuff, bro. Now I got to smell this, and now you're in trouble.

Rod the Anime God:
Yeah, yeah, well, I'm a flame, so...happens.

Cat Man:
No smoking in the building, alright? I'm furious. People are...people are pissed off around here.

Rod the Anime God:
[gets closed to Cat Man intensely] I'm a bonfire, born to smoke. You should shove that right up cat-hole.

Cat Man:
Cat-hole? What the hell are you talking about? I don't have a cat-hole.

Rod the Anime God:
Well, come on in here, man. I'll make you one.

Cat Man:
I don't know, dude.

Rod the Anime God:
Check it out. [holds a burning mouse on a string tied to a stick]

Cat Man:
Mm, what's that?

Rod the Anime God:
Here, kitty, kitty.

Cat Man:
Hey, I want that.

Rod the Anime God:
Psst, psst, psst, psst.

Cat Man:
Let me get that.

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Coiffio:
Okay, listen up, Aeronomic -- Aeronaut -- Mm.

Astronomic Cat:
[meow]

Coiffio:
Sit the smallest box on top and let the merging of cardboard begin. MERGING BEGIN!

[Coiffio humps the cardboard of the Model Robot]

Coiffio:
Now you must fly. Hurry! Implement -- Implement -- Go together, all boxes. Let's go, home slice.

Astronomic Cat:
[meows]

Coiffio:
Be sure to check the alley behind the liquor store. In 15 to 20 years, my fearsome cardboard-box-army robots will help me get out of this overpriced, crappy townhouse WHERE NOTHING WORKS!

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Gerald Bald Z:
Middle management is harder than I thought. Everyone wants something from me. But I never got what I wanted -- Perfect Hair...

Young Man:
Manager?

Gerald Bald Z:
...for as long as possible.

Young Man:
Manager.

Gerald Bald Z:
And also...Brenda.

Young Man:
MANAGER!

Gerald Bald Z:
What?

Young Man:
My wedding is in eight minutes.

Gerald Bald Z:
Mm-hmm.

Young Man:
And I need to make sure the indigo ballroom is ready for my reception.

Gerald Bald Z:
Okay.

Young Man:
In eight minutes.

Gerald Bald Z:
Uh-huh, okay.

Young Man:
You don't understand. This wedding represents the victory of my family. Aunt Jenny, Uncle Ed, Aunt Joan, Aunt Jackie, Judy and Rainey and their three children, Madison, Brynn, and...Lambros.

Gerald Bald Z:
Huh.

Young Man:
And Barbara just got married.

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Action Hot Dog:
Do the la la la la la la la la la la. [drops out of character] This is stupid.

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Uncle Grandfather:
PHONE RIGNER! GO!

[phone ringer rings then UG answers the phone]

Uncle Grandfather:
Hello?

Coiffio:
Hold please. I have a call coming in.

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh. Well, certainly. [hangs up]

Uncle Grandfather:
I mean, he just called me, and now he's saying--

[phone ringer rings again]

Coiffio:
Uncle Grandfather?

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, hello, box[EFF]

Coiffio:
I AM THE LEADER OF THIS CALL.

Uncle Grandfather:
You owe me $481 in back rent.

Coiffio:
There were many holidays. The banks were closed many, many times.

Uncle Grandfather:
Are you lying?

Coiffio:
Yes. It's what I do confuse your mind.

Uncle Grandfather:
Lie accepted. First place.

Coiffio:
How about I send you some poison balloons? Poison balloons!

Uncle Grandfather:
Yeah, you send me that, and I'll send you a ticking ham.

Coiffio:
Ha! It's all settled then. Catch you on the flip.

Uncle Grandfather:
Wait, wait, wait, wait wait. Did you rehearse the song for the wedding?

Coiffio:
Yes. Your lyrics were quite good.

Uncle Grandfather:
Thank you.

Coiffio:
Poignant.

Uncle Grandfather:
Thank you.

Coiffio:
Heartfelt.

Uncle Grandfather:
Thank you.

Coiffio:
Really nailed the tone.

Uncle Grandfather:
Good. I'm glad. [serious] You owe me $481 in rent.

Coiffio:
Call me back after you've eaten your ham. But you won't be able to. [laughs] SPOILER ALERT!

[UG hangs up]

Uncle Grandfather:
Hooray.

Secret Military Policemen:
That's a good show. Great show.

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

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