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Diner Guy:
We don't cotton to strange Chinamen with no sense of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time. Gonna put you in a world of hurt.

[Take that! Taste the pain! Take that! Taste the pain! Take -- Take -- Take --]

Texas Voice:
Whoo, boy! See that basket of fries over there? Well, looks like this week Xavier's got hisself a basket of pain.

Diner Guy:
[to the Texas Voice] Stop the talkin'!

Texas Voice:
Whoo, boy!

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Smoking Guy:
Let me get, uh, two packs of cigarettes before I go.

Diner Guy:
I got to warn you -- They say every cigarette takes 17 minutes off your life.

Smoking Guy:
Well, hey, if I keep smokin' I'll get younger.

Diner Guy:
Shoot. You're a bad little boy.

Smoking Guy:
Besides, they say every slice of bacon takes nine minutes off your life. I just chowed me down a year's worth.

Diner Guy:
Shoot. You're a naughty boy. I'd like to put you over my knee and spank you some.

Xavier:
[to Diner Guy] You keep your hands off him. His bottom [touches the guy's bottom] is his personal, private place.

Diner Guy:
How long you been standing there, you freak?

Smoking Guy:
What are you, a Chinaman?

Xavier:
I wish I knew myself.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Big Hand:
You hath rambled well. Thus I shall answer questions three.

Xavier:
Who am I?

Big Hand:
I cannot tell you that, sire.

Xavier:
Where did I come from?

Big Hand:
I cannot tell you that. Cor blimey. You hath one question left.

Xavier:
Why are you pretending to be British?

Big Hand:
I have always admired the British. You are out of questions. But your quest has just begun.

[the big hand turns into a mirror]

Xavier:
Who are you?

[Xavier sticks his hand into the mirror which then turns out to be a camel he's sticking into the camel's butt]

Xavier:
I guess it's true what they say about a Camel's ass. I am hungry.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
Weak from drifting on the longest mosey ever rambled. Weeks with no meal or beverage. Blistering desert pounding me to the crosine-tipped brink of insanity. Yet perhaps there is truth in sand madness.

Voice:
[raspily] Saaaand Madness.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
You can take it from here, right kid?

Rich Kid:
No. I don't think so. I just want to--

[Xavier runs away]

Rich Kid:
W-Where did he go?

Xavier:
Whelp, I guess it's time for me to ramble on -- To mosey down that road of life. And hey, vote "Yes" on Proposition 1231. The kids -- A whole, huge, big bucket of kids.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Red Cowboy Arab:
J-i-i-i-had!

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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[Xavier tries to struck red cowboy oil to kill the red indians]

Xavier:
Now go on! Re-genocide those savages over there so we don't have to fight them here.

Red Cowboy:
Come on boys, lets git them dang ol' Injins [turned into Arab] and then honor allah by crushing the occupying infidels in our glorious jihad.

Xavier:
My god. This cemetery's tainted with Arab blood.

Subtitles:
Hooray, we struck oil.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
Savages. They're killing women and children. If Prop 1231 had passed, this wouldn't have happened.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Construction Worker:
Eureka! We done struck red gold!

[the red gold suddenly turned into indians]

Construction Worker:
Uh-oh. The prophecy.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
The prophecy is foretold. By definition, a prophecy is that which is foretold.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Chief Worthington:
Just got to keep my injun blood levels up to the legal limit, and I'll get richer every day.

Xavier:
Put down the needle where did you learn to do that?

Chief Worthington:
From you, alright? I learned from watching you.

Rich Kid:
Daddy, how can you disgrace the sacred native interconnectedness? I want universal oneness. Can't you buy it for me, Daddy?

Chief Worthington:
Soon, I can buy you the dang old moon, boy. I moved my oil pumps to the injun burial ground, and I's about to hit the mother vein and suck out that sweet wampum sauce.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Chief Worthington:
How, y'all. Injun Chief Worthington here saying come on down to my spankin'-new firewater casino. Come bet on red. Our slots are looser than local squaw. And we got the trail of beers poker lounge. My tribe's genocide is your bona fide.

Chief Worthington:
Come see if you can wipe us out, Chief smoke 'em if you got 'em says.

Injun Chimp:
If you can't beat 'em, wampum. [cries a tear]

Chief Worthington:
And fellers, it's all built on an ancient injun strip club. Their totem pole dances and lap rain dances will make your pole dance and your lap rain.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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[Xavier injects the indian blood into Chief Worthington's neck]

Rich Kid:
Go, blood. Cleanse my Daddy's greed-strict chakra.

Chief Worthington:
I feel the indian blood coursing up through my soul. I am a Native American. At least 15%. That means I can open me up a casino. Yee! [indian chanting]

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Chief Worthington:
[snoring] This is how I sleep.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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[Xavier uses a big needle to inhale the indian blood from the grave]

Xavier:
We inject your father with this indian blood. He'll see the world as a noble indian.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Rich Kid:
My frolicking life of laughter has blood on its hands. Cake tastes like a whiplash on my tongue. I farted on the doorknob of justice. Wait until my Daddy finds out about this. He'll help with all his wonderful moneys.

Xavier:
Your Dad is the worst of it all. He invented the Worthington Sport Rigger.

Rich Kid:
Daddy would never abide this if he could see the world through the eyes of the wise native tribesmen.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Rich Kid:
So pain is real. I hate it! Intend to buy up all the suffering in the world and drown it in the ocean like a kitten.

Xavier:
I know much about suffering. I have been a student of pain. The sum of my life ponder can be glimpsed by peering through my psyche crystal. Wrong side. Through here.

Psyche Crystal:
Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else.

Psyche Crystal:
This is the first law of emodynamics. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Psyche Crystal:
Fact -- Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Factor -- Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest -- Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severaly mocked for its physical appearance.

Psyche Crystal:
Don't be a pleasure hog. You're every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "Yes" on Proposition 1231. Think of some kids. Some kids.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
I've got a game to play.

Rich Kid:
Oh, goody. Finally a game. It's been so long. I want to play.

Xavier:
It's a role-playing game. We'll switch places.

Xavier (roleplaying as the Rich Kid):
Oh, hello, I am the fancy son of Coffers Worthington. You must do what I say. I own you.

Rich Kid (roleplaying as Xavier):
But I'm just an insolent pet, and I bristle at the orders of my owner. I just want to yammer on about a dumb wise master and have silly flashbacks.

Xavier:
Well, go ahead. Have one.

Rich Kid:
What?

[Rich Kid gets tricked by Xavier by sending his flashbacks into the Rich Kid's mind]

Chief Master Guru:
Your superiority is a gray phantom. To reach true enlightenment, you must learn to become one with the universe.

Rich Kid:
Where am I? Who are you, old man? Have someone bring me my brambleberry broth. Chop-chop.

Chief Master Guru:
Once you connect to the mother consciousness, you see we are all the same creature in different forms.

Rich Kid:
This place bores me, and I am going home.

[Rich Kid suddenly got transported to a scary destination]

Rich Kid:
I can't be late for -- For my...nightmare.

[six months later]

Rich Kid:
If this is wretched misery, Daddy, then what is this moisture seeping from my beautiful eyes?

[CMG appears when he became a buffalo that Rich Kid took a bite from it]

Chief Master Guru:
You've made the breakthrough. You have discovered suffering. And so you can return.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Rich Kid:
Let's play a board game. I'm bored. I win! What's my prize? Where are you hiding my prize?

Xavier:
Your prize is up here. [showing his mind]

Rich Kid:
Is it a puppy? We better whip open the crate before he suffocates like all the rest.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
Would you treat you grandmother this way?

Rich Kid:
Oh, grand idea. You dress up like my dead grandmummy.

[Xavier dresses up as Rich Kid's dead grandmummy]

Xavier:
Master says the force of inner dignity will erode the humiliation of your oppressors.

Rich Kid:
Hee-hee-hee. You're so funny. [gives him a hammer] Smash yourself in the raisins, grandmummy.

Xavier:
By smashing myself in the raisins, I'm smashing your mind in the balls.

[Xavier stupidly use the hammer by smashing his balls]

Xavier:
[grunts] It didn't work. [groans]

Rich Kid:
Why are you making those horrid groaning sounds?

Xavier:
[struggling] I'm in pain, you little turdlet.

Rich Kid:
Silly. Pain is a myth made up by poor people who don't want to work. Tears are as a real as a unicorn's horn. I've got a unicorn's-horn belt.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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[Rich Kid rides on Xavier]

Rich Kid:
Gallop. Go! Faster! Faster!

Xavier:
The master knows these material possessions are meaningless.

Rich Kid:
You're right. They mean nothing. Smash things. Smashing idea. Oh, it is fun.

Xavier:
The master knows it is wrong to waste.

Rich Kid:
Oh, you're right. Eat it. Eat it off the floor. Lick up my waste.

Xavier:
Now I've got him eating out of the palm of my brain.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Rich Kid:
Sit so I can ride you.

Xavier:
I'll use my mental judo on the boy. "If I allow you to control me, you surrender control to me," just quoth the wise man.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Chief Master Guru:
Wise elders taught that resorting to violence will never change a person on the inside. In conflict, you must rip your opponent a new asshole in his consciousness.

Chief Master Guru:
Soon, his mind will be open to all truth. All hole. No ass.

Young Xavier:
But, master, you can't punch someone with your mind.

Chief Master Guru:
Hold this board.

[Young Xavier holds the board, until CMG punches Young Xavier with his mind]

[Xavier's flashback ends]

Xavier:
Idiot. He totally miss the board.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Rich Kid:
A present? For me? [Xavier pops out of the present] Oh, goody. It's perfect.

Xavier:
I have agreed to take you on as my disciple, but you must obey my every order.

[Rich Kid throw firecrackers at Xavier]

Rich Kid:
Sit boy. Sit, Me.

Xavier:
I'm gonna break you down using Navaho Mysticism or Cherokee Fisticism.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

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