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Xavier:
Attention, people. I shall shine my rays o'enlightenment unto you, brighter than the big glowing orange thing. You...you know the, uh, whatchama, you know, the big, dumb hot ball in the sky.

Aztec Human:
This freak insult Sun God. We must sacrifice a virgin.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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[Xavier enters the yellow door]

Xavier:
A land of primitive simpletons. I must be here to tutor these dark dim-dongs.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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[while still stuck in the room of doors]

Xavier:
So this place is all random, Huh? Okay, I'm gonna go in...

[twirls around and points at the yellow door]

Xavier:
That door. [echoing] Out-randomed.

[Xavier then tricks the yellow door by switching to a different door, ironically he still went to the same yellow door]

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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[after Dean got back from vacation and so all the other teachers did from winning the game]

Dean:
I've been in the clouds, smoking bamboo, soul-searching --

Frank Smith:
Shh. Rest, sweet prince. What do you need? Name it.

Dean:
Give me back my belt, ya f***ing loser.

All:
[laughing especially Dean]

Frank Smith:
WHAT?! I GIVE AN INCH, AND YOU TAKE A MILE!

China, Il  Movie Quote

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[Steve and the gang starts to ambush Dean's hiding place where the China, Illinois Elite lives]

Baby Cakes:
Oh, sh*t. This movie just busted the fourth dimension.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Special Agent Green:
[on phone] Hello, Blackwater. Yeah, delivery. I'm gonna need a battalion. Yes, you see, I can't miss. No, no, wait. I got to pay with a card.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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[Frank starts to wakes up go instant kill mode on the Green Team]

Baby Cakes:
WHOA! His inch, it's lethal!

China, Il  Movie Quote

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[one of teachers and students team up with the yellow team]

Mayor:
Well, this ain't no game if the teams team up!

Dean:
Shut up, Mayor. Steve is gonna fight.

Mayor:
DEAN, WHERE THE DIP AT?!

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Crystal:
Mm...giving up so soon, Steven? [laughs]

Steve:
Giving up is for sluts.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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[while the China, Illinois Elite are still watching the scavenger hunt game]

Special Agent Green:
10 to 1 on the red team.

Burka Lady:
I take that bet.

Baby Cakes:
Man, that actor playing Dad went nuts.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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[Frank holding Pony's torso]

Pony:
Stop digging your inches into me!

China, Il  Movie Quote

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[One of the China, Illinois Elite sees Steve and Professor Cakes fight each other]

Baby Cakes:
Man, they're fighting like dead animals.

Burka Lady:
I'd watch the dogs again, really.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Dean:
Ahh, China, Illinois Elite. Welcome to my crying game.

Mayor:
AMEN!

Special Agent Green:
Dean, in the past, you've poisoned the players and their loved ones. How do you top yourself?

Burka Lady:
Yes, last year, you had dogs chasing the idiots. It feels, well, maybe you have, uh, peaked.

Mayor:
This game here is just a dinky scavenger hunt. Where the blood?

Dean:
Friends, this year, I will give you...an action movie.

Baby Cakes:
Oh, cool. Movies are better than people. You don't have to smell who you're watching.

Dean:
Yes, this year, they will kill!

Mayor:
They won't kill. It's not like they're fighting for Barbados.

[Dean shows several maps to Barbados]

All:
Ooh. Barbados. Nice.

Baby Cakes:
What's a Barbados?

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Dean:
Welcome to the gutty gates of hell. In the past, this challenge has hurt people. It hurt their legs off. It hurt their eyes into dust. But this year, I've selected you for my Dean's List because I want you to find the killer instinct within.

Frank Smith:
Yeah, some of us already know they got that going on.

Pony:
It's just a game, fraidycat.

Dean:
[grabs Frank] NOTHING IN LIFE IS JUST A GAME!

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Frank Smith:
I tried to get us out of it, but no one wants to take our place. [whimpers]

Pony:
Frank, this can't be bad enough for you to play your pussy card right at the beginning.

Frank Smith:
Hey! I am not scared, okay? I am a grisly killer. I just need the right event to bring it out, okay?

Pony:
Well, I'll man up. Sounds fun. What about you, Franky boy? You in?

Frank Smith:
Hey, little chicken. I was made for it, like a butt for a dick. Wait a minute.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Sammy:
In previous years, students have set on fire. One year, The Dean drugged everybody.

Pony:
Come on. I mean, I buy that you were drugged at one time, or...always.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Pony:
I thought the Dean's list was a good thing to be on.

Steve Smith:
No, it is horrible. It's like this giant scavenger hunt and four teams to compete and if you decline, he fires your ass, so...

Pony:
And...why do us students do it?

Sammy:
If you decline, we'll fail your ass. I'm done, Tim. [after hiring a male stripper to be attracted to]

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Frank Smith:
So, the measurement "foot" used to refer to the length of a king's foot, whereas "inch" was the length of a king's finger.

Pony:
[tired] Oh, my god. How are you a teacher?

Frank Smith:
People once said, "Get your inch out of my cake batter" or "She's still a virgin. She was only inched".

Baby Cakes:
Like the Dutch boy who saved the town by putting his inch in the crack of a dike.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Baby Cakes:
I don't know the meaning of what happened. Ever. Some people say they know stuff. A lot of people figure things out. But me, I'm not a lot of people. I'm Baby Cakes.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Pony:
Frank, your pictures must have been in the Reamer's pockets. And...you must have dyed your pubic hair pink.

Frank Smith:
IT WAS VALENTINE'S DAY!

Sammy:
Yes, check out Frankie's panky!

Frank Smith:
No, no! Why did he print them out? Who does that?

China, Il  Movie Quote

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[Baby Cakes and Dream Reamer have a rap battle]

Baby Cakes:
[rapping] The warrior is back, in the undies and boots, he's gonna stomp and gonna romp and give the Reamer the blues.

Dream Reamer:
[rapping] Not so fast, you freaking fatty with your gleaming naked tatties. I can take apart your stupid mind with more assault and battery.

Baby Cakes:
[rapping] Well -- You -- Look like dookie. You got dookie for a head, you freaking dookie, dookie, dookie.

Dream Reamer:
[rapping] You're a stupid drunken doo-doo with a poo-poo for brains. You like to take a piece of doo-doo for a walk in the rain.

Baby Cakes:
[rapping] I do beseech the freaking Reamer with the Warrior Code. Hold out your arm for me to harm, you got to do it, you know.

Dream Reamer:
NO! IT'S THE WARRIOR'S CODE! I MUST COMPLY.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Baby Cakes:
In the dream world, we will become who we wish we were. But we got to sleep on the floor with our heads teaching.

Sammy:
No, sir. I do not sleep on floo--

[Frank tilts Sammy's wheelchair to lay down on the floor]

China, Il  Movie Quote

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[Dream Reamer suddenly ruins every other teacher's lives on Facebook]

Sammy:
My ballet coach wants me to dance? [cries]

Dean:
[getting arrested] But I thought what happened in Nam stayed in Nam. F*** you, Facebook.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Frank Smith:
Hey, you know my ex-girlfriend that took naked pictures of me? Well, it turns out she's the DAMN Dream Reamer's Facebook friend.

Steve Smith:
So?

Frank Smith:
So, she said that the Dream Reamer bought my dick pics! Which are totally awesome.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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