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Frank Smith:
Jen, tell Steve our little secret.

Jen:
[to Steve] I moved into your apartment! First thing we got to is paint...that...place.

Steve Smith:
Oh, Jen. Okay, look, I'm just not that into you, alright?

Jen:
Steve, sometimes I get the feeling that you're just not that into me.

Frank Smith:
Hey, Jen, maybe one of these nights, just you and I can go catch a romantic movie and throw a blanket over Mr. Moodypants here. What do you say?

Jen:
Yeah. [to Steve] Frank here knows what a woman really wants.

Steve Smith:
Hold on. She's my girl.

[Steve and Jen kiss]

Frank Smith:
There it is. Put that tongue in there, Steve.

Steve Smith:
ENOUGH!

[Frank and Steve's conjoined body tears a bit of skin left after Steve pushing Jen and Frank out of the way]

Steve Smith:
Now we got to see Falgot.

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[Steve and Frank does a presentation about Prince Harry while being conjoined]

Frank Smith:
See, class, Prince Harry wanted Kate first, but William took here as an ass trophy just to mess with his young brother, Harry. [referring to Steve]

Steve Smith:
No, that's not right. William is heir apparent, so he technically can have any girl in the kingdom. [referring to Frank]

Frank Smith:
Hilariously, though, turns out Kate is a monogamous drug addict, and William is stuck with her. [referring to Steve]

Steve Smith:
Get out of my face.

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[since Steve accidentally told Frank that he steals Frank's date, Frank gets Steve with a payback while being conjoined]

Steve Smith:
Jen, it's not you, it's us.

Frank Smith:
Jen, it's obvious, Steve loves you. He may try to break up with you here, but that's just him wanting to save you from --

[Jen suddenly huffs paint]

Jen:
[stifled] Don't worry, Steve. Only two things matter to me. [exhales] Loyalty and huffing paint.

Frank Smith:
Wow. I had no idea you were...so loyal.

Jen:
Wow, right?

Steve Smith:
[puts Jen's bag down] Jen, not here.

Frank Smith:
Don't listen to him. It's all an act. He's such a little protector.

Jen:
You know, Frank, I never knew you were cool. I always thought you were like... [huffs paint again] ...a perv, you know?

Frank Smith:
[selfly-awares, but not in public] Yeah, I get that sometimes.

Jen:
Yeah. I'm with you, Steve, all the way. [holds the bag] You want some?

Steve Smith:
F*** no.

Frank Smith:
Later, because I did a garbage bag of lacquer before we got here, so...

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Frank Smith:
So, I had to stop using my loofah because it was chafing my gorge.

Steve Smith:
Oh, my god. You're gross. No wonder Jen picked me over you.

Frank Smith:
WHAT?! She was MY student, man! I had dibs! Asshole!

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[while Steve was about to sleep, Frank does some wild stuff in the bed while being conjoined]

Steve Smith:
[groans] Can't you wait till I'm asleep to do that?

Frank Smith:
Oh yeah, how did you know? Are we gonna start sharing feelings and thoughts?

Steve Smith:
[sighs] Just point it off the bed.

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[while Frank and Steve are still being conjoined]

Steve Smith:
I'm never gonna get those cheerleaders now. Not like this.

Frank Smith:
Hey, forget those kittens. This is gonna be like a-a permanent sleepover, and my place is really crappy.

Steve Smith:
Just...shut up.

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[Frank and Steve get conjoined after getting slammed down from the wrestling match]

Steve Smith:
W-W-Whoa. What is this? What f*** is this?

Frank Smith:
Get out of my sleeping bag. [realizes] WHAT?!

Steve Smith:
What did you do to us? FALGOT!

Baby Cakes:
Ladies and gentlemen, it's FrankenSteve!

[as the big nurse tries to grab them]

Steve Smith:
[to Frank] Now dip. Grab a leg. All of our weight to starbboard.

[Steve and Frank manages to beat the big nurse guy while being conjoined]

Dr. Falgot:
They're alive!

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[Dean training for the Faculty Wrestling Championship]

Dr. Falgot:
Dean, what aren't you gonna do?

Dean:
I'm not gonna rip a leg off.

[the first wrestling match starts]

Baby Cakes:
The Dean seems focused, and he's...

[Dean breaks the opponent's leg and rips it off]

Baby Cakes:
...yes, he's disqualified.

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Jen:
Go, Steve! Love ya, babe!

Pony:
Hey. Wait. Did you f*** Frank's student crush?

Steve Smith:
Yeah. [chuckles] It's just fun to steal girls from him.

Pony:
Steve, that's a horrible thing to do! What would you do if Frank did something like that to you?

Steve Smith:
Frank is not allowed to screw a girl that I like. He can't even screw my exes. And besides, that one is a drug addict. I'm ending it.

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[Frank wrestles a big guy to attract Jen]

Frank Smith:
Hey, big'un. You know what this is? It's $1,000. It's yours if you let me beat you out there, okay?

Big Guy:
[sarcastic] Sure. Will do.

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Frank Smith:
[to the students] Okay, everybody, just go up there and watch your teacher kick some ass today, okay? Jen, you sit right here -- Front row. [happily] I don't know. Magic may happen.

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Frank Smith:
Hey, you're gonna love this. I've got a super-cute student, and I just can't crack her. Any ideas?

Steve Smith:
Oh, what's her name? [pulls out a little notebook]

Frank Smith:
Jen...something.

Steve Smith:
Okay, so what is she like? Give me here stats.

Frank Smith:
Mm, she doesn't talk much, you know? She's a brooder.

Steve Smith:
Uh-uh.

Frank Smith:
Kind of sleepy and drowsy. Oh, so cute.

Steve Smith:
Uh-huh. So probably napping in the library. Well, I got to go grade some papers, so I'll see you guys later.

Pony:
Frank, find the thing that you're good at, and then do it in front of her, man.

Frank Smith:
Genius! I'll wrestle for her.

Pony:
That's not...no. Because that's something that you're bad at.

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Steve Smith:
Now, I know I've never won, Pony, but the next match, I'm gonna start my path to glory.

Pony:
Steve, for you, glory just equals f***ing the panda cheerleaders.

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Steve Smith:
[to Frank] Let me show you a move. This one's called the Jacques Strap. See, I take and undefended posture and hold it. You crouch to mount. Crouch to mount, dude.

[Frank crouch on Steve]

Steve Smith:
Okay. But at the last minute, I get you in a headlock with my crotch. Pin for the win.

[Steve literally wrestles Frank while teaching him the Jacques Strap]

Frank Smith:
This is too hard. I need beer.

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Sammy:
My goodness, Coach Falgot, our team looks as sharp as a Christmas knife.

Dr. Falgot:
If they're so good, why haven't we won a single match?

[shows Sammy the scoreboard where the other team had 206 points while the home team of China, Illinois got none]

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[Steve and Professor Cakes does freestyle wrestling]

Dr. Falgot:
Nice strategy, Steve. Very nice. NOW, ACT ON THAT! Don't think so much!

[Professor Cakes win]

Dr. Falgot:
[to Steve] Ohh! You thunk. I saw you think, and you thunk.

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Baby Cakes:
Dean, I hate these robots.

Dean:
You're right, monster. I'll fix it.

[cuts to the next scene where in the next day that every robot replica of their teachers got hanged after the New Year's Eve was over]

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Baby Cakes:
Hey, the ball's dropping.

Crystal:
10...

Dr. Falgot:
9...

Professor Cakes:
8...

Sammy:
7...

Baby Cakes:
Green...

Green Shirt Teacher:
5...

Dean:
4...

Governor:
Meh!

Robot Steve:
2...

[as the ball drop was about to drop to 1, Real Frank, and Robot Frank stops it]

All:
[groaning]

Frank Smith:
I can't let my other self die!

Steve Smith:
Listen, the robot you sucks way more than you do. We all think so, right?

All:
Way more!

Frank Smith:
Really? You guys like me?

[Steve and Frank let go of the ball drop crushing Robot Frank]

Sammy:
[surprised] Ooh, we didn't die.

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Governor:
[to the student] Meh! Enjoy your hot dogs while you can, because as soon as your crappy kids fail, the Mayor and I are turning this campus into an airport. Meh!

Robot Frank:
Not until we turn it...into a graveyard!

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Mayor:
GIVE IT UP FOR GOVERNOR!

[as the Governor's appearance was so short-midged and goblin-looking, every student and teacher's reaction was angered and disgusted]

Mayor:
NO, NO, NO, NO! THIS IS THE TOP MAN! SHOW RESPECT! COME ON, NOW!

Dean:
[thinking] What the f*** is that? I risk my school to impress this thing? I hate this little killable guy.

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[Steve sees one of the teachers hiding in the bushes from their robots]

Steve Smith:
What the f***?

Crystal:
You were right. I'm over myself. She's gotten so possessive. Ugh!

Professor Cakes:
We can't take the self-awareness.

Crystal:
The self-analysis.

Dr. Falgot:
The constant masturbation!

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Steve Smith:
Please listen. I'm sorry for being a bad teacher.

Hanz:
Hey, that teacher is apologizing.

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Robot Frank:
Baby, I did something special for us. Here! [gives Frank a present] Merry Late Christmas.

Frank Smith:
[laughs nervously] Okay. Wonder what this could be.

[Frank opens up the present that turns out to be a hat covered in the animal pony's body and skin]

Robot Frank:
It's a hat made out of that distracting pony!

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[Frank sees none of his electronics are working]

Frank:
What is going on? What?

Robot Frank:
Finally, you're home! I just washed off my suckables. Num num num num num num.

Frank:
[disgust] Cool. Hey, was there a power outage?

Robot Frank:
I shut off all distractions. Now we can pay strict attention to one another.

Frank:
[laughs nervously] Yes, that's a great idea, but you know what? First, I'll go get some pony food, and then we can hole up in here for a huge suck-a-suck, alright?

[Frank slowly leaves the house then runs immediately]

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