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Xavier (as Ryan): Yep, had the old lady pretty wet last night. Up to her cankles in tears. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier (as Ryan): So, where should we go for vacation this year -- The regular thing or something more normal? Old Ryan's Wife: I don't know. This is all so sudden. I haven't even had time to grieve for Ryan. Xavier: Don't worry. You can grieve tonight -- In bed. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Old Ryan's Wife: This is all happening so fast and so inaccurately. Xavier (as Ryan): I don't think it's too much to ask to have dinner ready for me when I get home from work. Old Ryan's Wife: But I thought we were going out. Well, I suppose I could make a pot roast. Xavier (as Ryan): I think you'll find that Wednesday is Meatloaf Night. [points to the calendar that Meatloaf Night is Tuesday instead of Wednesday] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier (as Ryan): Listen, before we go out to dinner, I think it's time little Tara and I had the talk. Her body is going through some confusing changes. Old Ryan's Wife: But her name is Cindy. I don't think tha-- Xavier (as Ryan): Cindy looks up to me so much. [to Cindy] Sweetie, I know this is a scary time. Have you noticed blood in your panties. Cindy: [crying] Xavier (as Ryan): Don't worry. Your panties will be bloody soon enough. Our little one's got the big d-jealousy. [after kicking his son] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Gene: Thanks for turning this place around, New Ryan. Xavier (as Ryan): You've thunked me! Gene: So, who you headed home to -- Wife, kids? Xavier (as Ryan): A pepperbird came and took away all I care about. Gene: Single, huh? That's abnormal. Xavier (as Ryan): Abnormal? NO! [takes cover onto a chair again] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Boss: Our home-appliance division is on the verge of bankruptcy. Work your magic! What do you got? Xavier (as Ryan): I keep trying to to tell you I'm just a normal. Quit singling me out like a freak. Boss: I think I get what he's saying. He means we just go to take wild leaps in interpreting his mundane statements, then come up with our own ideas. Like, um... Peterson: Putting pheromones on our appliances? Boss: Brilliant, New Ryan! Yes, if we extract the same glandular excretions that stimulate affection in our designer-fragrance division and apply it to our appliances, our products will be irresistible -- Smell-bliminal scent-vertising. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Boss: The theft of office supplies is making us hemorrhage money. We lost $3.8 million in stolen staplers this month alone! What do we do? Xavier (as Ryan): I'm just a normal. No strange secrets hidden beneath my facade, okay? Boss: He's right. We need to see beneath. You're saying we should replace our florescent bulbs with x-ray bulbs, and we'll find the sticky-fingered culprits in a jim-jam-jif. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Boss: Our main factory is spewing illegal amounts of pollution. Should we pay to upgrade or move the plant overseas? New Ryan, you've been awfully quiet. Xavier: Well, that's 'cause I'm so normal. Yeah, when I see freaks, I just want to shoot 'em and dump 'em in a filthy ditch. Boss: I like it. We just hook chutes up to our smokestacks and dump it off. Ditch our filth in China. Outsource our pollution, jobs stay here. I bet we can even charge the chings for the sludge. They'll make something out of it. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Boss: We're up poop creek in a turd canoe with a dookie paddle that's got feces smeared on the part where you put your hand. Employers: [laughter] Boss: Shut up! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Gene: Meet the new Ryan. It's his first day. Peterson: Good to know you, new Ry. Me and the guys were just cracking wise about freaks. What's your opinion on the subject? Xavier (as Ryan): Oh, I feel exactly how you feel about it. Co-Worker: Ooh, looks like someone's gunning for your job, Peterson. Co-Worker #2: A new big dick just swung into town. [while swallowing the banana in his mouth sexually] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: I'm ready. Interview away. Gene: Well, your resume is pretty persuasive. How do you feel about the corporate culture in general? Xavier: Normal -- My feelings on that are just normal and typical, because I'm what you people call a normal. Gene: Huh, impressive. You got a fresh approach to be normal. You think outside the box. Xavier: [dramatically takes cover on a chair] WHAT BOX?! Gene: Man of action. let me guess. You were a linebacker in College like. [on phone] I think we got our boy to replace... – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Xavier uses one of the cold citizen's skin to become a normal person] Xavier: Okay, you look normal. Now just act normal. Clutch the dark purple hairs of the galloping orangutan of normalicy and RIDE, NGGA, RIDE! – Xavier: Renegade Angel* Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: That's it! I give up! I sacrificed everything, even your lives, for you people, and what do I get? I never wanted to be an outsider. [echoing] I'm going NORMAL! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Chief Master Guru: Young one, if I told you it's time for you to follow your lifequest away from me forever, would you leave for good? Young Xavier: Of course! Chief Master Guru: Congratulations. This will help you wipe away all suffering. [gives him a raggedy cloth for his peneye] Young Xavier: I pledge to devote my every atom to serving ice-hot justice. [CMG on the far distance dancing when Young Xavier leaves] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Xavier saves the frozen people out of their tube chambers] Cold Citizen: What the hell are you doing? Xavier: I rescued you from icy demise! All your life are belong to me. Cold Citizen: We aren't supposed to be thawed till science can cure us. We all have terminal diseases. Xavier: Ew! If you can't stand the body heat, then stay out of the freezer of fate. Cold Citizen #2: You can't refreeze meat. We've only got hours to live. Xavier: Then I'll make ye live a thousand lifetimes in your final moments. [Cold Citizen #2 gets turn into ice cubes] Xavier: That's the spirit! Cold Citizen: YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING! [turns into a slimy puddle] Xavier: You jive turkeys wouldn't know gratitude if it broke into this room and caused your death. Not saying "Thank you" is "de-frosting"on "de-cake". Cold Citizen #3: Now, I'll never get to meet my great-great-granddaughter and fall in love, you SICKO! [gets turns into ice dust] Xavier: You know, it takes fewer muscles to say "Thank you" than it does to die. All: Freak! Freak! Freak! Cold Citizen #4: I pledge to devote my every atom to serving ice-cold vengeance. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: It is scribbled in the stars -- My infinite oath to help... Xavier's voice: [echoing] Help. Xavier: You hear that? Sounds like a weak feebling's sad yowl for help.... – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: Oh no. These meager victim-cicles need the heat of my release. My chance to french-touch a woman. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: I give up. I lay my queen down and sore-end her. I concede. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Xavier goes to the last door] Xavier (as a girl): I don't want to play with dollies, mommy. I want to ramble the world to help folks. Gay Man: [crying] Xavier (as a girl): What's wrong, little girl? Gay Man: I can't go to heaven 'cause I'm gay. Xavier (as a girl): I'll smuggle you to heaven via the under-brown maleroad. Once I shove you up this trojan arse, you'll be the first gay homo in heaven. The blacky robinson Uncle-Tom Crusoe-mo! [the Gay Man gets sent to heaven by killing the preacher that Xavier shoved the Gay Man up the preacher's butt] Security God: Intruder alert! There has been a breach in the system! Heaven will self-destruct in 10 seconds if the intruder does not reveal themselves. 10, 9... Gay Man: Okay, it's me. Security God: You have sacrificed yourself for the good of the whole. You are the new messiah. What will be your first act as MESSIAH?! Gay Man: My first act is to... [Gay Man turns into a black man by exploding his Gay body self] Black Man: ...drop the act. Now lemme get some white woman for the first black man in heaven. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: If this is your idea of a joke, I'd like to be subjected to a tragedy. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Xavier goes to the light purple door] [Xavier sees a beautiful princess until she transforms into a steaming pile of gooey mush] Xavier: I knew if I bode my time, I'd eventually win my with you, love. [as Xavier was about to kiss the princess, the princess does a grab attack move onto Xavier] Princess: But I loved him. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[as the sun eats Xavier, Xavier now became the Sun God] Xavier: I can't be a hypo-grist. I'll commit sacricide. [as the Xavier kills himself, he then gets sent to the land of doors] Xavier: I believe I said "good day", weird room. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[as Xavier gets cut into pieces from one the Aztec people] Xavier: You can't shuffle off this mortal-goyle. Guess my death wasn't in the tarot three cards, monty. ZUMA! This sacrifarce is no way to appease the dei-dees. Let's give this sadis-dick Sun God a taste of his own META-META sin, man. Go summon him. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[as one of the Aztec people were about to kill Xavier] Aztec Human: We now sacrifice this demon to the great Sun God, Quetzecoitelakalaka-- [gets tongue twisted to death] Aztec Human #2: The great Sun God's name cannot be spoken, for it is pronounced Quetzeco-- [also gets tongue twisted to death] Aztec Human #3: Uh, let's just cut to sacrifice. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago

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