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Puggler the Punk Rock Juggler:
Squatters' Rights! [steals Xavier's crystal] So long, square!

Xavier:
That guy just stole my significant crystal.

Mohawk Guy:
That's impossible, brah. There's no stealing here, for this is [introducing] SQUATOPIA!

Xavier:
I know. That other guy told me. [referring to Puggler]

Mohawk Guy:
You knew bra, and you still made me do that ridiculous introduction, dude? You sick sack of -- You're alright. Gooble gobble.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Puggler the Punk Rock Juggler:
As soon as you pass this line, you will enter [introducing] SQUATOPIA -- A fully self-sustained, anarchist commune, a land with no rules and no laws to bind and restrict the soul and the heart. Freedom -- Personified.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Xavier:
So, if you don't get paid down here at the wharf, how do you pay rent?

Puggler the Punk Rock Juggler:
Pffft. I'm too unique to pay rent! I'm punk rock, personified. If I need money, I sell my seed, and I live in Squatopia.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Xavier:
How dare you attempt to tame dame flame! She shall burn thee, I promise thy.

Puggler the Punk Rock Juggler:
No, oh, no, fire is a tactical, majestical force -- A swirling, shimmering, succulent dance in that luminous nether mention twixt light and heat. Fire is freedom -- Personified.

Xavier:
NO! Fire should be shot in the back of the head for killing my parents. I vow to never rest until I've found my Father's slayer.

Puggler the Punk Rock Juggler:
What about your mother?

Xavier:
She knows what she's done.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Puggler the Punk Rock Juggler:
Whoo! Hot nuts for sale! Youch! Want to kiss my boo-boo, make it better?

[Puggler gets done with his hot potato trick]

Puggler the Punk Rock Juggler:
Thank you! I don't get paid down here at the wharf, so give what you can. Hot potato!

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Young Xavier:
Who did this to you guys?!

Xavier's Dad:
Our son.

Young Xavier:
I know it was arson, Dad, but who did it?! DADDY! I SHALL AVENGE THEE!

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Puggler the Punk Rock Juggler:
For this next trick, I need a victi -- I mean, volunteer. Look-see, honeybee. Hey, what about you?

Xavier:
I'm a victim.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Xavier:
I'll take a cotton candy, please. Do you want one, Dad? Dad? Dad! Don't make this poor, pathetic vendor wait.

Cotton Candy Guy:
Every year, this guy!

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Xavier:
Certain days scaled the soul with a searing ember, like tuesdays and today -- The 20th anniversary of my Father's murder.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Xavier:
So God is a lady. I know because I got her sopping wet, and then I gave God's junk her just desserts. Someone's gonna have to mop up all this booty sauce.

Farmer's Kid:
Booty sauce?

Xavier:
Yes. You see, son, God is a woman. And every woman has a special hole that's the source of all life. It's called the Booty Hole.

Farmer's Kid:
Really?

Xavier:
Yep. You can read all about it on my blog. I got to ramble on. [gets off the Farmer's Kid shoulders that's holding him] You can find your own way home.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Xavier:
We've only got one shot to plug up God's drippy heaven crevice.

Farmer:
Hey, Godsteress -- Suck on this!

[Farmer blows the tampons into the smokestack shooting way up high to plug God's wounds]

Xavier:
It stuck! I did it! I stopped God's heavy flow, and her cycle of madness is over. At least for this month. I guess dreams do come true.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Farmer:
So, what's your plan?

Xavier:
I think we should, uh, you know, uh...

Farmer:
Pack all the Maxi-Bites in the smokestack?

Xavier:
Don't just stand there. Chop, chop my plan into action.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Xavier:
The trees are clear-cutting all of downtown!

Farmer's Kid:
Nature is out to make us pay for our sins against the earth! Nature is alive...and it's angry!

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

[Xavier uses a lighter to ignite the flamethrower to burn the corn mutants]

Farmer:
Time for a snack attack!

Farmer's Kid:
Pop 'em, papa! Pop 'em!

Xavier:
Got 'em! I'M A CROP STOPPER!

Farmer:
Spread the word 'round town -- There's blood popcorn for everyone! I'll order a movie!

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

[after the Farmer shot God, the corn turned into corn mutants]

Farmer:
What have I done?

Xavier:
So you admit it is your fault. You kill off the corn mutants. I'll stay back and protect the womenfolk. [interested] Ooh.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Farmer:
Just do it, weirdo! Just do your dance! [shotgun cocks]

Xavier:
Not at me! God has to do that dance.

Farmer:
DANCE, GOD DANCE! WE MADE YOU UP, AND WE CAN TAKE YOU DOWN!

[Farmer shotgunned God]

Farmer:
It's working.

[rains out red rain]

Farmer:
Wait. This 'tain't rain.

Xavier:
[tastes the rain] It's God's blood.

Farmer's Kid:
[crying] Papa! You shot God!

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Farmer:
We know the Lord will provide. And if our lot is to shrivel and die, well, then he'll provide that.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Farmer:
If we don't get rain soon, we might have to tighten our belts tighter than a Jew in a -- Oh, shoot. One of my boys got hold off my belt!

[cuts to the next scene where one of the farmer boys hang himself then disappears to dust afterwards]

Farmer:
Aw, he's just showing off for company. Folks are even starved for attention around here.

[Xavier literally shows attention for feeling the biceps to the Farmer's kid]

Xavier:
[to Farmer's Kid] Feel my bicep. Grab that man meat.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Farmer:
We been working this land for six generations. This whole land used to be as a [mexican accent] "nicaraguan" slut.

Xavier:
This crop looks strong.

Farmer:
It's all dust corn -- Flaky as a [mexican accent] "Filipino" granny in a pyramid scheme.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Xavier:
Why don't you just leave, skip town, and abandon your family?

Farmer:
I was born in this house, and I'll die in this house -- Both of starvation.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Xavier:
At least this brutal drought hasn't taken your poor grandma.

Farmer:
That's my daughter. She 14.

Xavier:
[thinking] Ooh, nice and legal.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

[Xavier puts his dreamcatcher into one of the pipes making the Maxi-Bites company lose the people's jobs]

Xavier:
I just did a solid in the creek, everyone. No need to thank me.

Maxi-Bite Worker:
What you talkin' 'bout, freak? We all just lost our jobs!

Farmer:
That was the last job in town. Now my poor family will have to live off my farm. It not mu--

Xavier:
I'm on a helping roll, and I'd be glad to do a solid all over your family.

Farmer:
We've been through enough. Hey. You're that freak who warned us about the fleetingness of Earth's plentiful bounties.

Xavier:
Well, I'm a good farmhand, and I don't need much -- Just five hots and a cot and a queen-size lazy-bread bed. And a flat-screen iTV. And a Wi-Fi hotspot. And a breakfast nook. A sauna, a conversation nook, some of them crazy cookies. Orange you glad I didn't say "Banana"? [laughs]

Farmer:
We're in a drought. I can give you a plate of weevils every day.

Xavier:
Deal. [thinking] Sucker. I would have settled for every other day.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

Xavier:
I heard about your tragic mix-ups, and I'm here to help.

Guard:
Sir, this is private property. The company has a policy of not cottoning to freaks around these parts.

Xavier:
You've obviously got something to hide. Maybe you're doing damage to this beautiful ecosystem. Well, I'm gonna go above your head and find out.

[Xavier lays down his head to Mother Earth's hearings]

Xavier:
What's that, Mother Earth? You say this factory is poisoning you? And you need my help? What's that? You want me to repeat everything you say? Sure. I'd love to hear a joke. Who's there? Banana who? Banana who? Banana...

[Two Hours Later]

Xavier:
Banana Who?! Orange-na whom? [chuckles] I am pretty glad. I'm gonna let you go. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay, bye.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 4 months ago

[Xavier sees Maxi-Bites on a box product where it looks clean until he sees the real version of dirty building version of Maxi-Bites company]

Xavier:
Huh. Everything looks prettier on tv.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

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